Wednesday, January 23, 2019

THE 399TH POST: ROYAL RUMBLE 2019 PREDICTIONS!

I'm back!

And trust me, Not allowing myself to post anything for 3 months has being the hardest thing to do, But Monday i will have my 400th post, So lets get down to business!

(ALL MATCHES ARE IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)

BESTEST BELT IN THE UNIVERSE!
BIG BEEFY BROCK LESNER(c) VS A LEPRECHAUN 
To keep it Brief, I Hope Finn wins, but Vince's exclamation of "there's a lot of Beef here!" means NEW ERA ME HOLE! If Finn doesn't win, Vince has practically giftwrapped Balor and left him on AEW'S

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN (c) VS AJ STYLES
I SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!
That Daniel Bryan will never be seen as a Heel, But the Over-eager Vegan is getting over! I feel Styles may be cheated out of the belt, but Who should it be? Andrade I think!
Money on: Daniel Bryan

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
RONDA ROUSEY (C) VS SASHA BANKS
If it doesn't end with Sasha turning heel or Bayley turning heel, LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED! Why Should I FECKING CARE?

WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH(C) VS ASUKA
This is one match i am looking forward to more than the rumble matches themselves, though Charlotte may be an x-factor!
Money on: dq finish!

THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION BOBBY LASHLEY (LASHLEY! LASHLEY! LASHLEY!) WILL COMPETE IN THE REAL MAIN EVENT THE MALE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!

20 names Confirmed!

  • Intercontinental Championship Bobby Lashley
  • R-Truth(who won the number 30 spot on the Mixed match Challenge!)
  • Big E
  • Xavier woods
  • Kofi Kingston
  • Drew Macintytre
  • Seth Rollins
  • Dean Ambrose
  • Elias
  • John Cena (Though Ankle Injury has Thrown it up in the air, maybe an angle will happen where he is replaced)
  • Baron Corbin
  • JIN AND JUICE MAHAL
  • Apollo Crews
  • Andrade
  • Mustafa Ali
  • Rey Mysterio
  • Titus O'Neill
  • Samoa Joe
  • Randy Orton
Surprise Entrants

  • Bray Wyatt
  • Dolph Ziggler
  • Otis
  • Chad Gable
  • Bobby Roode
  • EC3
  • Velveteen Dream
  • A legend
  • Aleister Black
  • someone doing double duty
MacIntyre has being on fire for the last 6 months on raw and Andrade has being putting on 4 to 5 star matches every single week! Mustafa Ali may be the Iron Man of the rumble so will Crews, i Will be shocked and Delighted if Apollo gets the w!
MONEY ON: MACINTYRE, ALI, CREWS OR ANDRADE!

US CHAMPIONSHIP ON PRESHOW BECAUSE AMERICANS DON'T TO WATCH FOREIGNERS, PAL!
RUSEV(C) VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
...
Image result for Rusev shocked face
THE FACE YOU MAKE, WHEN A TITLE MATCH IS ON A PRESHOW, DESPITE BEING OVER, AND YOUR TAPE-WORM OF A WIFE GET'S ON THE MAIN SHOW!
MONEY ON: RUSEV!

THE SMACKTEAM TAGDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BAR(c) VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND COOL DAD, THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!

They are going to make Miz and Shane win the belts use them as props to cause a feud into Wrestlemania, aren't they?
Image result for drunk superman
MONEY ON: MIZ AND COOL DAD!


NEW ERA MY HOLE! LITTLE MAN TITLE ON PRESHOW BECAUSE VINCE LOVES BIG BEEFY MEN!
BUDDY MURPHY (C) VS KALISTO VS AKIRA TOZAWA VS HIDEO ITAMI!
I think Kendrick will cost Kalisto the title as Akira and Itami cancel each other out!
MONEY ON: Murphy!

WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE
I Could list who's confirmed but we all know it's the whole roster in this match, Instead I will list surprise Entrances instead
  • Because It's Arizona, one, if not both of the Bella Skanks will appear
  • It was teased by Julie Youngberg the seamstress in wwe, that she was making new ring gear for some "Besties", Meaning some returns from last year will happen to make up the numbers
  • Stephanie, because of course Lady-Balls has to get in on Shane's Abuse Of Power!
MONEY ON: CHARLOTTE! IT'S CHARLOTTE! YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT! CHARLOTTE VS RONDA AT WRESTLEMANIA!

Well that's it!
MONDAY! will see the first ppv of 2019 (THAT WAS SHOWN ON TIME, FUCK YOU IMPACT!)
I hope you have fun watching Nxt Takeover if you are able to see it! The 400TH POST WILL BE SPECIAL AND I'LL SEE YOU THEN!

PEACE!
EAMONN 
AKA
ENLI!
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