Summer Schedule And a personal Update!

As of Right Now, I am Being Collected by My Parents to The Wake of My Grandmother, Who had died 2 nights ago!

I'm Telling you this because, there will be some of you who would stop reading my blogs and never come back. Because of this work in getting the rest Of Ticket to Hell will be put back by a week.

Please be Patient, as I plan to be back in My home County by Monday! and thank you for all the support during this trying time!

Speaking of Ticket to Hell

Despite the all this, I plan to get Ticket To Hell out on every month this summer!

• May-Pokemon Movie 11: Giratina and the sky warrior
• June-Pokemon Movie 12: Arceus and the Jewel of Life
• August-Pokemon movie 13: Zorark, Master of Illusions

 JULY IS THEME MONTH! 
To celebrate the Month that Bastille Day is in, BBO will catch up on Code Lyoko Return to the Past til August, I plan to get 3 posts (6 episode recaps) out by then. I will also be taking about my favourite and worst French Animation in 2 top 10s

3 PAINFUL WORDS
Yes, As always i plan to do a Summerslam Review on the 20th of August, but between Wrestlemania and Summerslam, I've being asked Questions.

"When is World of Sport Coming Back?"
"When is Season 2 of IPW?"
" Will Impact ever show a ppv in Britain live or at least during the week of it's release"
"Will you Review Major League Wrestling PPVs as an Alternative?"
How is Article 13 Going to affect you In Ireland"

And the only answer i Can give you is the last 3 words anyone wants to hear.

I DON'T KNOW!

For once WWE is the only game in town, and i hate it! Impact has become so Paranoid from Content Creators that they don't want anyone to say anything about their shows! Impact now gives televisual rights to their ppvs a whole week after original Broadcast! that might wash with casuals but not the likes of me! On top of that, Impact televises the Results show of the ppv 2 days before the repeats, so that makes the experience worthless.

As for WOS, the damage of the itv Executive Meddling has being done. WOS own twitter has not being updated since March. IPW still exists, thriving infact but not date for season 2 yet! As For Major League Wrestling, yeah, It's Garbage! Any Show that gives Dumi Calahan and Joey Ryan Employment, does not have Quality matches to save it!

Well that's it!
I will be back next week drafting so the actual reviews will be out in a fortnight! Again thank you for all your Support, because without all of you, I would not be here talking to you right now!

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THE SUPERSTAR SHAKE-UP 2019 EXPERIENCE!

So This week was something wasn't it?
Of all the stupid things I've ever heard,  The Viking Experience ...is the most recent!

This is the roster changes from not only last night, but from all the changes since the last draft so Ali's move to the main roster in the Winter will be acknowledged.

LEGEND:
RED=MOVE FROM RAW
BLUE=MOVE FROM SMACKDOWN
YELLOW=NXT CALL UP
PURPLE=MOVE FROM 205LIVE
GREEN=ATTAINS DUAL OR EVEN TRI BRANDED STATUS!
WHITE=NO CHANGE

RAW ROSTER FOR 2019/20 AS OF 17/04/2019

CHAMPIONS
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION: SETH ROLLINS
WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: CURT HAWKINS AND ZACK RYDER

• GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
• CEDRIC ALEXANDER
• ANDRADE
• REY MYSTERIO
• EC3
• ERIC YOUNG
• AJ STYLES Joins the RAW COMMUNITY?
• SAMI ZAYN
• Baron Corbin
• Bobby Lashley
• LIO RUSH
• Jinder Mahal
• Mojo Rawley
• Drew Mcintyre
• Bobby Roode
• Tyler Breeze

Tag Division

• RICOCHET/BLACK
• THE WAR RAID...(NO YOU CAN'T CALL THEM WAR RAIDERS! IT HAS THE WORD "WAR" IN IT'S NAME, PAL!) The...VIKING EXPERIENCE!
• THE USOS
• Ascension
• Revival
• B-team
• The Singh Brothers

Women's Division

• ZELINA VEGA
• LACEY EVANS
• NAOMI
• Dana Brook
• Alicia Fox
• Ruby Riott
• Sarah Logan
• Nattie

 Changes to Commentary Desk: RENEE YOUNG NOW RAW BRAND ONLY

SMACKDOWN ROSTER FOR 2019/20 AS 17/04/19

CHAMPIONS
WWE CHAMPION: KOFI KINGSTON
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: FINN BALOR
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG CHAMPIONS: JEFF AND MATT HARDY

• LARS SULLIVAN
• BUDDY MURPHY
• ELIAS
• ROMAN REIGNS
• APOLLO CREWS
• CHAD GABLE
• ALI
• Daniel Bryan 
• Rowan
• Kevin Owens
• Primo
• R-Truth
• Killian Dian

Tag team Division

• HEAVY MACHINERY
• The Bar
• The Club
• The New Day

Women's Division

• EMBER MOON
• BAYLEY
• KAIRI SANE
• MICKIE JAMES
• LIV MORGAN
• Charlotte
• Tamina
• Sonya Deville
• Mandy Rose
• Asuka
• Nia Jax

VALET/MANAGERS
Paige/ Manager of Asuka/Kairi

CHANGES TO 205 LIVE IN THE PAST YEAR

• MIKE KANNELIS FROM RAW
• AIDEN ENGLISH ON COMMENTARY
• MARIA AS VALET/ PERSONALITY

TALENT WITH DUAL, TRI OR FREE AGENT STATUS

• John Cena
• Undertaker
• Vince Mcmahon
• Triple H
• STEPHANIE MCMAHON
• SHANE MACMAHON
• BECKY LYNCH (BY VIRTUE OF HOLDING BOTH WOMEN'S BELTS!)
• BILLIE KAY/PEYTON ROYCE (BY VIRTUE OF HOLDING THE WOMEN'S TAG BELTS THAT CAN BE CONTESTED ON ANY WWE SHOW INCLUDING NXT)
• Corey Graves

INJURED/UNSURE STATUS!

• Paul Heymen
• Dolph Ziggler
• Heath Slater
• Sasha Banks (LET'S ALL KEEP OUR HANDS OUT OF THE WASP'S NEST, 'TIL WE KNOW THE FACTS, GUYS!)
• Ronda Rousey (Broken Hand, contract up in air!)
• The Big Show
• The Authors of Pain 
• Fandango
• The United States Champion Samoa Joe (Currently Sick with the Flu, But Possibly Raw Inbound)

There's Probably, nay, POSSIBLY Some i Missed, But that is all the changes compared to last year's draft post to this one. I think this is a good roster. But all those on the injury list may have a thing to say when they return!

Well that was Exhausting!

Follow me on twitter @RealEnli. If IPW OR World of Sport returns During the following months I will review them, otherwise it's no wrestling til Summerslam. I'll Part 1 of Bogger Box Office's Ticket to Hell Event, Pokemon The Movie: The Rise of Darkrai will be up next Tuesday so keep a Lens out for that!

See You In August Until anything big Happens in Wrestling, so Expect The TV company to get a tv or Keep an eye on Baby Sasha in case she throws more Toys out of the pram!

UNTIL THEN 

PEACE!

TASTE TEST 2K19: RICE FUSION PRINGLES

I planned to review the new Heartbeat International Icecream but my Ambition...no scratch that..My Expectation of any Shop having all the new products in my hometown so until this is resolved, a Different Review Entirely.

Pringles have always being the company that turned the simple spud into snack sensation, But how would they fare with Weaving Reformed Rice into their Snacks?

Going From Left to Right Closet to Ireland

INDIAN TANDOORI CHICKEN
Colour: Clay
Nutritional Info: 610 calories in 30g Serving, Suitable for Vegetarians!
Not a Good Start, Dry curry Powder, No taste of chicken Underneath the Crisp of reformed Rice. you could get a Budget microwave curry for the price of this, and it would have real chicken in it!

PEKING DUCK WITH HOISIN SAUCE
Colour: Grass Green
Nutritional Info: 609 calories in 30g Serving
Suitable for Vegetarians
Peppered with Star Anise and lathered in Hoisin sauce, this at least has the taste of duck under these usually overpowering spices and sauces! Cast your Mind back to the very first review on this blog, and you'll remember i criticized Walker's Duck and "POISON" Sauce 10 years ago! But Pringles succeeded where Walkers has Failed!

MALAYSIAN RED CURRY
Colour: Terracotta
Nutritional Info: 609 Calories in 30g Serving
Suitable for Vegetarians
The Spiciest Of the 3, Curry Power and Beef flavouring makes this the best of the bunch!

Well that's it! I'll be back on Wednesday to reveal the roster after both nights of the wwe draft.
see you then!

WRESTLEMANIA CROWN REVIEW: FAST AND LUCID IN THE SHADOW OF THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS!

NYC maybe the City That Never Sleeps. Do you know who Else Doesn't Sleep? Your Pal Enlightened! So let's get this 7 hour Emotional Rollercoaster in the History Books!

On The Kick Off show, Because Vince would Rather sell Slam City to Sky than give British tv rights to 205 live! Buddy Murphy lost the Cruiserweight Title to former Friend Tony Nese! Nese Knows a thing about muscle Gain, maybe he can grow a personality!

Next was the Queen of the Jobbers Battle Royal, won by Camel-Toe! And you know what? Give Carmella the Useless Uterus (Try saying that 10 times fast!) If they had given Asuka the win after taking the belt off her-BOI!

And in the King of the Jobbers Battle Royale, Braun won like we thought he would, Demolishing SNL Vanilla Flavoured Jackass and SNL Chocolate Flavoured Jackass last!

And Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins are the new Tag Team Champions finally giving Hawkins Closure on his 2 year, 200+ losing streak.
....They're going to lose the belts tonight and get future endevoured in Next Month's spring clean, aren't they?

To the main show which means, i only watched 5 and 1/2 hours of a 7 AND A HALF SHOW, We open with Alexa Bliss and all her Wardrobe Changes! Alexa promised us a moment, by Snapping her fingers, ZA WURLDO! Style, but instead of time stopping, we went backwards as #RacistGrandpa That Ole HACK Hogan Returned...only to be interrupted by Paul Heymen waling out in a bad mood!

Heyman demands that if Brock can't be the Main event, he demands his match to right Now! And here we Go! The 1st belt of the main show is one devalued out of existence, almost! After Typical Cheap Bitch Moves from Bork, Rollins Rallied, Using 3 Curb Stomps back to back, And thus, the wwe Universal Championship returns to Raw!

Randy Orton and AJ Styles Put on a good Match, But they always do! Nicely Paced, this was a sleeper hit!

Also Quick Paced was the 4-way for the SmackTeam TagDown Championships, as After a Pointless Walk by Lacey "JonBenet" Evans, The Usos faced Black/Ricochet , the Bar and League of Evil Foreigners 2.0, PAL! How did Ricochet get out of that 7 man tower of power unscathed is anyone guess! Usos Retained Despite the odds!

WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
Shane Macmahon, who Is dA bESSER rASSLER eN dA wURL! Bet GOBSHITE FROM MTV...Landing on top of Miz' own Superplex!

Because of Jonn Ritland's Royal Rumble Game, I am not allowed to say anything bad about Billy Kay Til August!, But I'll saw that to say this, I am Glad a Team with real Chemistry took the belts, everyone else better step!

Midway the strange decision to put the WWE championship Here! Did Kofi Unveil a New Finisher? Yeah he Did a Package Driver/ Falcon Arrow thing that got a close near fall. It was a grueling tete-a-tete, But in a result were i can say i was wrong, Kofi won the newly reinstated WWE championship!

Blink and you'll miss it, Joe retained against Rey Mysterio!

DREW MADE ROMAN LOOK STRONG!

For 2 years Straight,  John Cena Got in Elias' Business, and for the second Year, Elias Got Buried!

In an Ugly Colostomy Bag of A match, Triple H defeated Batista in match that had Pliers on finger joints , that had Batista's Nose ring pulled out a second pair of pliers, Sledge hammers but it was the return of Ric Flair who help Haitch get the win!

You may not like it, but I predicted that Baron Corbin would win against Kurt Angle in the former's Retirement Match!
Blink and you'll miss it, but Balor(HISS!) And his Spoopy Makeup bet Bobby Lashley for the IC belt. I think this was a record for the Most Title changes at a Wrestlemania!

Finally Not Content with not having any other female Wrestler make history tonight, Management went out of it's way almost not to have Renee Young not do Commentary the entire show as she was in a Revolving door, Pushed out by Guest Commentators. But be that as it may, The Main event was the Business! Back and forth great action, great story-telling (Even from Ronda, who is usually as a Emotive as a Face drawn on a rock!) In the end, Becky Rolled the Hell out of Nowhere from the Piper's Pit, causing Ronda to Complain.

Well That's it!

WWE HAS DONE ME DIRTY BY PUTTING MITB STRAIGHT AFTER MANIA, AND AS I PLAN TO DO TICKET TO HELL ALL SUMMER! There will be no Wrestling reviews Until Summerslam, pending return of IPW or WOS! Rice Fusion Pringles Review by sometime next week!

UNTIL THEN Follow me on twitter @RealEnli!

And UNTIL THEN!
PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA ENLI!
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WRESTLEMANIA 35 PREDICTIONS

Strap in boys and girls, as we take the 15 match, 7 hour rollercoaster to New Jersey on Sunday night/Monday Morning, I say 15 matches to say this, we may have a Raw tag team championship confirmed later, and Ravey Davey and his Melty-Head is claiming John Cena has a mystery match but I don't listen to single thing that Plank says!

(All Matches in Descending Title Importance, This is NOT! The order of the show!)

WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Seth Rollins vs Brock Lesner (C)
I don't care anymore!
They are not going to change 4 titles on one ppv, even if it is a Wrestlemania! Still,  for reasons i will get to in the next paragraph, I think Seth wins on Sunday (though by the time the match starts it'll be Monday!)

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
The New Daniel Bryan(C) vs Kofi Kingston
Kofi's sudden rise to contendership has being a welcome Surprise in recent Months. Though Vince Macmahon's Bullshit (PERSONAL FRIEND OF DONALD TRUMP HATES BLACK PEOPLE,NEWS AT 11!) Has add bio-fuel to the fire! As much as I want Kofi to win, I think One of the new day will turn on him! I want it to be Woods But it'll be Big E because of all that BEEF!
MONEY ON: BRYAN!

WWE RAW AND SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER TAKES ALL TRIPLE THREAT!
Ronda Rousey (raw champion) vs Charlotte Flair (Smackdown champion) vs Becky Lynch!

So WWE has rended the Entire Smackdown Women's Division to make this match bigger than it already was! Sure it was the Main event to begin with, But the Decision to cancel a Smackdown Championship match one the grounds that Vince thought " no one would care about it" only to book everyone else including the now former champion Asuka in a Pre-show Queen of the Jobbers match for a Uterus Trophy, a LITERAL match noone cares about is Baffling! If Unification Means the Brand Split is coming to an End, I'm all for it if it means Worthy Competition like Sarah Logan or Ruby Riott get title shots. The roster is Wafer thin at the moment
MONEY ON: BECKY!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBBY LASHLEY (C) VS THE DEMON FINN BALOR
After that ridiculous promo on RAW, Finn has become a parody of himself. Sure the match will be Good, But Finn won't win the title, just yet!
Money on: " LASHLEY, LASHLEY!"

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP (STILL BOOKED AS...)
SAMOA JOE (C) VS REY MYSTERIO
It's being revealed Rey is hurt, So if this match is changed i would like to see Joe vs Ali or Joe vs Andrade! Either way i see a title change happening!

UNCONFIRMED AT TIME OF WRITING!
WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE REVIVAL (SCOTT DAWSON/ DASH WILDER)(C) VS ZACK RYDER /CURT HAWKINS
They are going to give Hawkins a bone and give him a win before losing the belts the next night on Raw aren't they?
MONEY ON: HAWKINS/ RYDER. FORGET YOUR GAME OF THRONES! WINTER ISN'T COMING, IT'S THE SPRING CLEANING IN MAY YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT!

SMACKTEAM TAGDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP
USOS (JIMMY/JEY) VS THE BAR (BROWN TONGUE AND BRASS RING (DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO...)) VS LEAGUE OF EVIL FOREIGNERS 2.0 (NAKAMURA/RUSEV) VS BLACK/RICOCHET

This match's outcome rest solely on the result of Blackochet's NXT tag team championship match at Takeover on Saturday if Black and Richochet don't win the belts on Takeover, they will on Sunday. For those saying they could do both, STOP SAYING THAT! Paige won the women's championship whilst holding the NXT championship and had to put the latter in abeyance now she was on Main roster.

WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
BOSS N HUG CONNECTION (SASHA BANKS/BAYLEY) (C) VS THE IICONICS (BILLY KAY/PEYTON ROYCE) VS BETH PHOENIX & NATALYA VS NIA JAX AND TAMINA

All these Fecking Multi-matches FFS....
Apart from Nattie winning because she may dedicate this match to her father as he goes into the hall of fame, I can only ask one thing
....WHY ISN'T THE RIOTT SQUAD IN THIS MATCH?
WINNERS: BOSS N HUG!

PRESHOW AGAIN!
HUNTER'S LITTLE MAN SHOW!
BUDDY MURPHY (C) VS TONY NESE
Hey, remember when it was rumoured that this match was on the main show replacing the smackdown women's championship? Well not to Worry!

THEY ARE BOTH WORTHLESS IN VINCE'S EYES!

I thought they would be a look in since Vince would love looking that Murphy and Nese who are lean, compact strips of BEEF! (Yes i will keep using that joke, it is the gift that keeps on giving!)
MONEY ON: WHO CARES?

PRESHOW!
KING OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL
EVERYONE ELSE INCLUDING TWO JACKASSES FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!
I HOPE TO GOD BRAUN MAKE THESE 2 FUCKHEADS BLEED!
MONEY ON: BRAUN!

PRESHOW! 
QUEEN OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL!
EVERYONE ELSE VS EVERYONE ELSE!

I said enough about this match, and you've listened enough from so many!
MONEY ON: LOSING A BELT TO WIN A WORTHLESS TROPHY WILL BE INSULTING IF ASUKA WINS, GIVE IT TO MANDY OR LANA OR LACEY!

KURT ANGLE'S FINAL MATCH (AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, I HAVE SOME BITCOIN TO SELL YOU!)
KURT ANGLE VS BAR...

BARON COR...

YOU CAN BOO ALL YOU WANT, DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT ANGLE IS DOING THE JOB TO BIG BALDY BASTARD, BARREN FORESKIN! ONLY YOU CAN BOO THAT!


TRIPLE H VS BATISTA
CAREER VS CAREER...DESPITE BATISTA PUBLICLY SAYING THIS IS HIS LAST MATCH!
MOVING ON! 

FALL COUNTS ANYWHERE TO HIDE THE FACT BOTH ARE SHIT AT THE FUNDEMENTALS
SHANE MCMAHON VS THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
THIS HAS GOOKER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!
WINNER: MIZ!

RANDY ORTON VS AJ STYLES
Orton maybe a tool, and Styles a Flat-Earther, but this match might be worth a look!

DREW MCINTYRE VS ROMAN REIGNS

Personally I think Roman is going into a match too soon after Leukemia, But I'm not a Doctor though, it might affect the pace of this match however.
WINNER: MAN DIDN'T ALMOST DIE, COME BACK TO WORLDWIDE TV TO EXCLAIM HE BET CANCER, FOR A SECOND TIME TO LOSE AT MANIA! YOU SERIOUS?

WELL THAT'S IT! GOOD FUCKING LORD THAT'S A LOT!
Join me on Monday for the full results though it will not contain any play-by-plays! After this Wrestlemania, I will not be reviewing any ppvs until summerslam, all my attention will be focused on getting TICKET TO HELL OUT ON boggerboxoffice.blospot.ie out all summer! though if ipw return between now and then, i could review those as well, BUT NOT IMPACT! THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE!

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
 Until Monday,
PEACE!

EAMONN AKA ENL

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IPW 29/03/19-SEASON ONE FINALE

So, I didn't realize, or it never crossed my mind once that this show will have a season finale. Rest assured, that when Season 2 is Announced it will be me also Doing the announcing!

So With that Being Said, Let's get on with it!

After losing his Title Shot last week, the usually Mellow Rob Sharpe, was in a foul Mood, And For One lucky Keiran Donnelly, he became Unlucky very quickly!

Speaking of Foul Mood, Grizzly, The Welsh Wonder was Trolled by the English Crowd as they sang Swing Low Sweet Chariot at him (SIDENOTE FOR NON-BRITISH READERS: Swing Low Sweet Chariot is the Unofficial Anthem For the English Rugby team. Grizzly is Welsh. Wales Losing to England in a Sport they Invented IS SRS BSNSS!) And Grizzly destroyed Cali Gray in no time at all.

With the Undercard over it's time for one of 2 title Matches.

Pretty Deadly Won the IPW Tag Belts from Team Storm Members Andreas Corr and my first look at Ashley "Minesweeper" Dunne. Corr has the Muscle and Minesweeper has the speed, It was all Pretty Deadly Until the other member of Team Storm interfered, Until Lt. Joe Nelson of the former Champions the Anti-Fun Police, Took the belt from Corr to prevent a belt shot! Huwley and Stoker Got the win with the Steiner Bulldog and shook hands with the Anti-Fun Police, a Return Match somewhere down the line!

James Castle and Ben Basden was a double count out! On a Season Finale! We have no Confirmation date when Season 2 starts But it will happen.But come on! a cliff hanger?

And Finally Mask Haskins Lost the World Title due to a missed chairshot by Rob Sharpe. David Starr is the new IPW world champion.

And that ends Season 1 of IPW. I will be back Wednesday to give predictions on what is going to possibly be a 7-HOUR 16 MATCH Wrestlemania! Results of this will be up Next Monday. I will have a lens out on @IPWUK'S twitter account and the moment Season 2 is announced I will retweet the date on my own twitter account, which is @RealEnli if you Feel like Following me!