Strap in boys and girls, as we take the 15 match, 7 hour rollercoaster to New Jersey on Sunday night/Monday Morning, I say 15 matches to say this, we may have a Raw tag team championship confirmed later, and Ravey Davey and his Melty-Head is claiming John Cena has a mystery match but I don't listen to single thing that Plank says!
(All Matches in Descending Title Importance, This is NOT! The order of the show!)
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Seth Rollins vs Brock Lesner (C)
I don't care anymore!
They are not going to change 4 titles on one ppv, even if it is a Wrestlemania! Still, for reasons i will get to in the next paragraph, I think Seth wins on Sunday (though by the time the match starts it'll be Monday!)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
The New Daniel Bryan(C) vs Kofi Kingston
Kofi's sudden rise to contendership has being a welcome Surprise in recent Months. Though Vince Macmahon's Bullshit (PERSONAL FRIEND OF DONALD TRUMP HATES BLACK PEOPLE,NEWS AT 11!) Has add bio-fuel to the fire! As much as I want Kofi to win, I think One of the new day will turn on him! I want it to be Woods But it'll be Big E because of all that BEEF!
MONEY ON: BRYAN!
WWE RAW AND SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER TAKES ALL TRIPLE THREAT!
Ronda Rousey (raw champion) vs Charlotte Flair (Smackdown champion) vs Becky Lynch!
So WWE has rended the Entire Smackdown Women's Division to make this match bigger than it already was! Sure it was the Main event to begin with, But the Decision to cancel a Smackdown Championship match one the grounds that Vince thought " no one would care about it" only to book everyone else including the now former champion Asuka in a Pre-show Queen of the Jobbers match for a Uterus Trophy, a LITERAL match noone cares about is Baffling! If Unification Means the Brand Split is coming to an End, I'm all for it if it means Worthy Competition like Sarah Logan or Ruby Riott get title shots. The roster is Wafer thin at the moment
MONEY ON: BECKY!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBBY LASHLEY (C) VS THE DEMON FINN BALOR
After that ridiculous promo on RAW, Finn has become a parody of himself. Sure the match will be Good, But Finn won't win the title, just yet!
Money on: " LASHLEY, LASHLEY!"
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP (STILL BOOKED AS...)
SAMOA JOE (C) VS REY MYSTERIO
It's being revealed Rey is hurt, So if this match is changed i would like to see Joe vs Ali or Joe vs Andrade! Either way i see a title change happening!
UNCONFIRMED AT TIME OF WRITING!
WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE REVIVAL (SCOTT DAWSON/ DASH WILDER)(C) VS ZACK RYDER /CURT HAWKINS
They are going to give Hawkins a bone and give him a win before losing the belts the next night on Raw aren't they?
MONEY ON: HAWKINS/ RYDER. FORGET YOUR GAME OF THRONES! WINTER ISN'T COMING, IT'S THE SPRING CLEANING IN MAY YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT!
SMACKTEAM TAGDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP
USOS (JIMMY/JEY) VS THE BAR (BROWN TONGUE AND BRASS RING (DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO...)) VS LEAGUE OF EVIL FOREIGNERS 2.0 (NAKAMURA/RUSEV) VS BLACK/RICOCHET
This match's outcome rest solely on the result of Blackochet's NXT tag team championship match at Takeover on Saturday if Black and Richochet don't win the belts on Takeover, they will on Sunday. For those saying they could do both, STOP SAYING THAT! Paige won the women's championship whilst holding the NXT championship and had to put the latter in abeyance now she was on Main roster.
WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
BOSS N HUG CONNECTION (SASHA BANKS/BAYLEY) (C) VS THE IICONICS (BILLY KAY/PEYTON ROYCE) VS BETH PHOENIX & NATALYA VS NIA JAX AND TAMINA
All these Fecking Multi-matches FFS....
Apart from Nattie winning because she may dedicate this match to her father as he goes into the hall of fame, I can only ask one thing
....WHY ISN'T THE RIOTT SQUAD IN THIS MATCH?
WINNERS: BOSS N HUG!
PRESHOW AGAIN!
HUNTER'S LITTLE MAN SHOW!
BUDDY MURPHY (C) VS TONY NESE
Hey, remember when it was rumoured that this match was on the main show replacing the smackdown women's championship? Well not to Worry!
THEY ARE BOTH WORTHLESS IN VINCE'S EYES!
I thought they would be a look in since Vince would love looking that Murphy and Nese who are lean, compact strips of BEEF! (Yes i will keep using that joke, it is the gift that keeps on giving!)
MONEY ON: WHO CARES?
PRESHOW!
KING OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL
EVERYONE ELSE INCLUDING TWO JACKASSES FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!
I HOPE TO GOD BRAUN MAKE THESE 2 FUCKHEADS BLEED!
MONEY ON: BRAUN!
PRESHOW!
QUEEN OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL!
EVERYONE ELSE VS EVERYONE ELSE!
I said enough about this match, and you've listened enough from so many!
MONEY ON: LOSING A BELT TO WIN A WORTHLESS TROPHY WILL BE INSULTING IF ASUKA WINS, GIVE IT TO MANDY OR LANA OR LACEY!
KURT ANGLE'S FINAL MATCH (AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, I HAVE SOME BITCOIN TO SELL YOU!)
KURT ANGLE VS BAR...
BARON COR...
YOU CAN BOO ALL YOU WANT, DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT ANGLE IS DOING THE JOB TO BIG BALDY BASTARD, BARREN FORESKIN! ONLY YOU CAN BOO THAT!
TRIPLE H VS BATISTA
CAREER VS CAREER...DESPITE BATISTA PUBLICLY SAYING THIS IS HIS LAST MATCH!
MOVING ON!
FALL COUNTS ANYWHERE TO HIDE THE FACT BOTH ARE SHIT AT THE FUNDEMENTALS
SHANE MCMAHON VS THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
THIS HAS GOOKER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!
WINNER: MIZ!
RANDY ORTON VS AJ STYLES
Orton maybe a tool, and Styles a Flat-Earther, but this match might be worth a look!
DREW MCINTYRE VS ROMAN REIGNS
Personally I think Roman is going into a match too soon after Leukemia, But I'm not a Doctor though, it might affect the pace of this match however.
WINNER: MAN DIDN'T ALMOST DIE, COME BACK TO WORLDWIDE TV TO EXCLAIM HE BET CANCER, FOR A SECOND TIME TO LOSE AT MANIA! YOU SERIOUS?
WELL THAT'S IT! GOOD FUCKING LORD THAT'S A LOT!
Join me on Monday for the full results though it will not contain any play-by-plays! After this Wrestlemania, I will not be reviewing any ppvs until summerslam, all my attention will be focused on getting TICKET TO HELL OUT ON boggerboxoffice.blospot.ie out all summer! though if ipw return between now and then, i could review those as well, BUT NOT IMPACT! THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE!
Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
Until Monday,
PEACE!
EAMONN AKA ENL
CREDITS
Image is Property of Nintendo. All rights Reserved!
(All Matches in Descending Title Importance, This is NOT! The order of the show!)
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Seth Rollins vs Brock Lesner (C)
I don't care anymore!
They are not going to change 4 titles on one ppv, even if it is a Wrestlemania! Still, for reasons i will get to in the next paragraph, I think Seth wins on Sunday (though by the time the match starts it'll be Monday!)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
The New Daniel Bryan(C) vs Kofi Kingston
Kofi's sudden rise to contendership has being a welcome Surprise in recent Months. Though Vince Macmahon's Bullshit (PERSONAL FRIEND OF DONALD TRUMP HATES BLACK PEOPLE,NEWS AT 11!) Has add bio-fuel to the fire! As much as I want Kofi to win, I think One of the new day will turn on him! I want it to be Woods But it'll be Big E because of all that BEEF!
MONEY ON: BRYAN!
WWE RAW AND SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER TAKES ALL TRIPLE THREAT!
Ronda Rousey (raw champion) vs Charlotte Flair (Smackdown champion) vs Becky Lynch!
So WWE has rended the Entire Smackdown Women's Division to make this match bigger than it already was! Sure it was the Main event to begin with, But the Decision to cancel a Smackdown Championship match one the grounds that Vince thought " no one would care about it" only to book everyone else including the now former champion Asuka in a Pre-show Queen of the Jobbers match for a Uterus Trophy, a LITERAL match noone cares about is Baffling! If Unification Means the Brand Split is coming to an End, I'm all for it if it means Worthy Competition like Sarah Logan or Ruby Riott get title shots. The roster is Wafer thin at the moment
MONEY ON: BECKY!
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBBY LASHLEY (C) VS THE DEMON FINN BALOR
After that ridiculous promo on RAW, Finn has become a parody of himself. Sure the match will be Good, But Finn won't win the title, just yet!
Money on: " LASHLEY, LASHLEY!"
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP (STILL BOOKED AS...)
SAMOA JOE (C) VS REY MYSTERIO
It's being revealed Rey is hurt, So if this match is changed i would like to see Joe vs Ali or Joe vs Andrade! Either way i see a title change happening!
UNCONFIRMED AT TIME OF WRITING!
WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE REVIVAL (SCOTT DAWSON/ DASH WILDER)(C) VS ZACK RYDER /CURT HAWKINS
They are going to give Hawkins a bone and give him a win before losing the belts the next night on Raw aren't they?
MONEY ON: HAWKINS/ RYDER. FORGET YOUR GAME OF THRONES! WINTER ISN'T COMING, IT'S THE SPRING CLEANING IN MAY YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT!
SMACKTEAM TAGDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP
USOS (JIMMY/JEY) VS THE BAR (BROWN TONGUE AND BRASS RING (DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO...)) VS LEAGUE OF EVIL FOREIGNERS 2.0 (NAKAMURA/RUSEV) VS BLACK/RICOCHET
This match's outcome rest solely on the result of Blackochet's NXT tag team championship match at Takeover on Saturday if Black and Richochet don't win the belts on Takeover, they will on Sunday. For those saying they could do both, STOP SAYING THAT! Paige won the women's championship whilst holding the NXT championship and had to put the latter in abeyance now she was on Main roster.
WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
BOSS N HUG CONNECTION (SASHA BANKS/BAYLEY) (C) VS THE IICONICS (BILLY KAY/PEYTON ROYCE) VS BETH PHOENIX & NATALYA VS NIA JAX AND TAMINA
All these Fecking Multi-matches FFS....
Apart from Nattie winning because she may dedicate this match to her father as he goes into the hall of fame, I can only ask one thing
....WHY ISN'T THE RIOTT SQUAD IN THIS MATCH?
WINNERS: BOSS N HUG!
PRESHOW AGAIN!
HUNTER'S LITTLE MAN SHOW!
BUDDY MURPHY (C) VS TONY NESE
Hey, remember when it was rumoured that this match was on the main show replacing the smackdown women's championship? Well not to Worry!
THEY ARE BOTH WORTHLESS IN VINCE'S EYES!
I thought they would be a look in since Vince would love looking that Murphy and Nese who are lean, compact strips of BEEF! (Yes i will keep using that joke, it is the gift that keeps on giving!)
MONEY ON: WHO CARES?
PRESHOW!
KING OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL
EVERYONE ELSE INCLUDING TWO JACKASSES FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!
I HOPE TO GOD BRAUN MAKE THESE 2 FUCKHEADS BLEED!
MONEY ON: BRAUN!
PRESHOW!
QUEEN OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL!
EVERYONE ELSE VS EVERYONE ELSE!
I said enough about this match, and you've listened enough from so many!
MONEY ON: LOSING A BELT TO WIN A WORTHLESS TROPHY WILL BE INSULTING IF ASUKA WINS, GIVE IT TO MANDY OR LANA OR LACEY!
KURT ANGLE'S FINAL MATCH (AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, I HAVE SOME BITCOIN TO SELL YOU!)
KURT ANGLE VS BAR...
BARON COR...
YOU CAN BOO ALL YOU WANT, DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT ANGLE IS DOING THE JOB TO BIG BALDY BASTARD, BARREN FORESKIN! ONLY YOU CAN BOO THAT!
TRIPLE H VS BATISTA
CAREER VS CAREER...DESPITE BATISTA PUBLICLY SAYING THIS IS HIS LAST MATCH!
MOVING ON!
FALL COUNTS ANYWHERE TO HIDE THE FACT BOTH ARE SHIT AT THE FUNDEMENTALS
SHANE MCMAHON VS THE GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
THIS HAS GOOKER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!
WINNER: MIZ!
RANDY ORTON VS AJ STYLES
Orton maybe a tool, and Styles a Flat-Earther, but this match might be worth a look!
DREW MCINTYRE VS ROMAN REIGNS
Personally I think Roman is going into a match too soon after Leukemia, But I'm not a Doctor though, it might affect the pace of this match however.
WINNER: MAN DIDN'T ALMOST DIE, COME BACK TO WORLDWIDE TV TO EXCLAIM HE BET CANCER, FOR A SECOND TIME TO LOSE AT MANIA! YOU SERIOUS?
WELL THAT'S IT! GOOD FUCKING LORD THAT'S A LOT!
Join me on Monday for the full results though it will not contain any play-by-plays! After this Wrestlemania, I will not be reviewing any ppvs until summerslam, all my attention will be focused on getting TICKET TO HELL OUT ON boggerboxoffice.blospot.ie out all summer! though if ipw return between now and then, i could review those as well, BUT NOT IMPACT! THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE!
Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
Until Monday,
PEACE!
EAMONN AKA ENL
CREDITS
Image is Property of Nintendo. All rights Reserved!
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