...Yes i said was not going to review this company, but there is no Alternative. Scratch that, there's no VIABLE Alternative to wwe.
Impact are morons who won't show there ppvs live or at least deffered by a few days. They are shown a week too late....that is if Fight Network doesn't do a FAKE! Fan Vote and defer it by 2 weeks, like they did Rebellion, because what fan would vote for an old ppv, when a new one is just waiting in the wings? And i Did a whole Skit on ITV and AEW snubbing everyone in Ireland who still owns a Standard Definition TV, SO I've said enough on that matter!
So Saturday was MLW's Fury Road TV Special. An Hour long TV show with 3 Matches!
So we Open with a package of the Recent Path of carnage by The Contra Unit. The trio of Fatu/Samael/and A clean shaven and almost unrecognizable Simon Gotch! They have taking out all the faces including a fireball attack on Rey Fenix in the space of 2 weeks.
We are in Wakesha, Wisconsin. A town, that on day of filming, was hit with thunder and hail storms so film and Musical Equipment is on the fritz throughout but they soldiered on! There is supposed to an interview with their world champion, Tom Lawler, but he is not here, But Jim Cornette puts it down to traffic problems due to the extreme weather!
Now to the Action!
Opening Contest, Myron Reed, a Social Justice Warrior with his mouth taped, due to his feud with the referees, who caught him, a Black man, cheating and All the refs are white...Despite being a heel and all heels cheat and lie!, faces El Gringo Loco, aka I DIDN'T KNOW SETH ROGEN COULD WRESTLE! This Gringo guy can Lucha just as well as any Mexican! I was blown away by this match! Gringo hit a Super Top-rope Falcon Arrow, that got everyone on there feet! I never seen that before and neither did Cornette by the sounds of it...But It was not the finish! Myron Reed was Pretty Tough and the finish was the Ref seeing Reed reaching into his tights and accosting him, Reed Protests and walks into a That's Incredible By the Gringo! After the Match Reed reveals a pair of Knux and goes to town on the Gringo!
Second Match was the final match in the tournament for the New Openweight Championship! If you Don't Believe in Reincarnation, You will after seeing Brain Pillman Jnr. He looks like his Da, sounds like his Da, and Wrestles like his Da. And his opponent, A member of MJF'S Faction, The Dynasty, Alexander Hammerstone. Hammerstone looks like a Sprayed-Tanned Dumi Calahan, expect with Talent. This match was One of the best I've seen recently. Nice Technicality, superb back and forth and great story-telling (Hammerstone was Shouting things about Brian's father, and Jnr's Emotion, got the better of him!) Hammerstone is Major League Wrestling's inaugural Openweight Champion!
We were getting Ready for the interview with Tom Lawler, when the production Truck sent a message to the commentary team to play a promo. They did and it was Contra Unit attacking Lawler in the car-park and kidnapping him, it cut to Samael with a bound and gagged World Champion. As Fatu held him, Samael cut Tom Lawler's hair. Cornette told the production truck to cut to a ad-break and did. When they came back, Cornette played up the storyline like a genuine thing, Apologizing for Any Offence, Cursing Out the Contras, saying things like The Contra Fought into the Production truck, Knocking down a Women, an investigation by Management, basically, Jim Cornette Doing what Cornette does, Tell a story! And by god did it work!
And then....
HOOBOY AND THEN!
After that Goodness that was the openweight championship, we had A garbage wrestling Match between Teddy Hart the Middleweight champion and Jimmy Havoc, and you wonder why didn't want to review this company, if Garbage Wrestling With Papercuts and Stable-Guns are main events but Real Wrestling like the previous matches were Curtain Jerkers. Hart Retained But The Dynasty attacked Teddy, Until David Hart Smith and Pillman made the save. This rivalry is not over!
The Next time I will be reviewing Wrestling will be stomping grounds which is 2-3 weeks away?
Follow me on twitter @RealEnli and I will see you soon!
PEACE!
Impact are morons who won't show there ppvs live or at least deffered by a few days. They are shown a week too late....that is if Fight Network doesn't do a FAKE! Fan Vote and defer it by 2 weeks, like they did Rebellion, because what fan would vote for an old ppv, when a new one is just waiting in the wings? And i Did a whole Skit on ITV and AEW snubbing everyone in Ireland who still owns a Standard Definition TV, SO I've said enough on that matter!
So Saturday was MLW's Fury Road TV Special. An Hour long TV show with 3 Matches!
So we Open with a package of the Recent Path of carnage by The Contra Unit. The trio of Fatu/Samael/and A clean shaven and almost unrecognizable Simon Gotch! They have taking out all the faces including a fireball attack on Rey Fenix in the space of 2 weeks.
We are in Wakesha, Wisconsin. A town, that on day of filming, was hit with thunder and hail storms so film and Musical Equipment is on the fritz throughout but they soldiered on! There is supposed to an interview with their world champion, Tom Lawler, but he is not here, But Jim Cornette puts it down to traffic problems due to the extreme weather!
Now to the Action!
Opening Contest, Myron Reed, a Social Justice Warrior with his mouth taped, due to his feud with the referees, who caught him, a Black man, cheating and All the refs are white...Despite being a heel and all heels cheat and lie!, faces El Gringo Loco, aka I DIDN'T KNOW SETH ROGEN COULD WRESTLE! This Gringo guy can Lucha just as well as any Mexican! I was blown away by this match! Gringo hit a Super Top-rope Falcon Arrow, that got everyone on there feet! I never seen that before and neither did Cornette by the sounds of it...But It was not the finish! Myron Reed was Pretty Tough and the finish was the Ref seeing Reed reaching into his tights and accosting him, Reed Protests and walks into a That's Incredible By the Gringo! After the Match Reed reveals a pair of Knux and goes to town on the Gringo!
Second Match was the final match in the tournament for the New Openweight Championship! If you Don't Believe in Reincarnation, You will after seeing Brain Pillman Jnr. He looks like his Da, sounds like his Da, and Wrestles like his Da. And his opponent, A member of MJF'S Faction, The Dynasty, Alexander Hammerstone. Hammerstone looks like a Sprayed-Tanned Dumi Calahan, expect with Talent. This match was One of the best I've seen recently. Nice Technicality, superb back and forth and great story-telling (Hammerstone was Shouting things about Brian's father, and Jnr's Emotion, got the better of him!) Hammerstone is Major League Wrestling's inaugural Openweight Champion!
We were getting Ready for the interview with Tom Lawler, when the production Truck sent a message to the commentary team to play a promo. They did and it was Contra Unit attacking Lawler in the car-park and kidnapping him, it cut to Samael with a bound and gagged World Champion. As Fatu held him, Samael cut Tom Lawler's hair. Cornette told the production truck to cut to a ad-break and did. When they came back, Cornette played up the storyline like a genuine thing, Apologizing for Any Offence, Cursing Out the Contras, saying things like The Contra Fought into the Production truck, Knocking down a Women, an investigation by Management, basically, Jim Cornette Doing what Cornette does, Tell a story! And by god did it work!
And then....
HOOBOY AND THEN!
After that Goodness that was the openweight championship, we had A garbage wrestling Match between Teddy Hart the Middleweight champion and Jimmy Havoc, and you wonder why didn't want to review this company, if Garbage Wrestling With Papercuts and Stable-Guns are main events but Real Wrestling like the previous matches were Curtain Jerkers. Hart Retained But The Dynasty attacked Teddy, Until David Hart Smith and Pillman made the save. This rivalry is not over!
The Next time I will be reviewing Wrestling will be stomping grounds which is 2-3 weeks away?
Follow me on twitter @RealEnli and I will see you soon!
PEACE!
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