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Welcome one and all, to Enlightened Towers! Well It's that time again, it's months since the last ppv i reviewed so i have the Money to buy, the Strength to endure 5 hours without sleep, and the curiosity to peep my head out like a groundhog on the first day of Spring!
Sadly, I am only do this show because it's being 2 months since Mania, and it'll be 2 month again til Summerslam, This is a Stopgap to stop readers from leaving and never coming back. And with how the WWE Product is going at the moment, I don't blame people not caring anymore!
THE FOLLOWING PREDICTIONS ARE SET IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE, AND IS NOT THE MATCH ORDER!
BESSER BELL IN DA UNIVERS
SETH ROLLINS(c) VS BALDING BORE-BLAND! WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!
It's going to be Brock Lesner, that Corbin Picks, Because Corbin can make matches despite not being the Constable anymore?
MONEY ON: Rollins, then cash in by Brock! Because we have to have at least one Title change!
STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
KOFI KINGSTON (C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER!
Yeah, unless they turn Big E or Xavier Heel or reveal a new partner for Ziggler to interfere, that belt ain't moving!
MONEY ON: KINGSTON
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH (C) LACEY EVANS
I Would like to thank Jonn Rittland (@RebourneAgain)'s recent episode of Real Honesty for naming the subtitle of the review of this PPV-"REMATCH CITY, BITCH!"
Is this the Rubber Match? because I see this Dragging til Summerslam
MONEY ON: LACEY CLEAN OR BECKY BY DQ! EITHER WAY NOT OVER YET!
WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP...WITH A WOMAN FROM RAW
FUCK OUTTA HERE, BRAND SPLIT!
BAYLEY(C) VS ALEXA BLISS W/ NIKKI CROSS!
Ah, yes, Alexa Bliss, the women who put's the "ASS" In GlASS Cannon! Still Management has not faith in Bayley or the smackdown brand if They had to plant Raw Wrestlers into Smackdown Title matches!
MONEY ON: BLISS, PLEASE TURN BAYLEY FULL DARK OR HEEL!
WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
SAMOA JOE (c) VS RICOCHET
A Salvation inside this Impeding Massacre. This is the only match I care about! After that Pitiful display back at wrestlemania, I-NAY WE-Hope this match is given 10 plus minutes!
MONEY ON: JOE, BUT IT'LL BE WORKED SO GOOD TIL THE REMATCH AT SUMMERSLAM!
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
DANIEL BRYAN/ROWAN (C) VS HEAVY MACHINERY
In the shallow pool that is the Smackdown tag division, it's probably easier to make a Splash! Case in Point, Heavy Machinery faced 2 jobbers with cardboard belts and boom, title shot!
MONEY ON: WHEN ARE GOING TO STOP DANIEL SLUMMING IT WHEN HE SHOULD BE FACING JOE AND RICOCHET IN THE MATCH ABOVE? THE TAG TEAM BELTS DON'T MATTER, GIVE THE BELTS TO OTIS AND TUCKER AND BUILD THE DIVISION BACK UP!
CURRENTLY NOT ON PRESHOW, BUT PROBABLY WILL BE, PAL!
THE LITTLE-MAN BELT FROM HUNTER'S LITTLE MAN SHOW THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE TELEVISED WORLDWIDE, PAL!
TONY NESE (C) VS AKIRA TOZAWA VS DREW GULAK
Ok, I'm Currently following a Youtube channel that condenses 205/NXT/NXTUK Shows To 30 minute videos (I WON'T NAME THAT CHANNEL, ENCASE IT GETS COPYRIGHT STRIKED!) So I'm finally caught up without having to piss away €40 TO WATCH A TV SHOW ON A PHONE!
Still pissed this show doesn't matter, so it'll only be the only time this title will be on a ppv!
MONEY ON: GULAK, AFTER THE KANNELIS' COST NESE THE TITLE!
DREW GALLOWAY VS ROMAN REIGNS!
REMATCH CITY, BITCH!
So Roman's first singles loss after returning from Leukemia was at a Saudi Blood Money Show to "The Wrestler In The World"-A Sweaty, Delusional, Middle-Aged Executive! Now if that is not a big enough reason to wheel Vince up to a retirement home's doorstep in the dead of night and ring the doorbell, then i don't know what is! They are Trying so hard to make Roman like this Cousin, by making him fight the power that is the CO-executive, not anyone important like Hunt-uh, But wwe's weekend manager at the supermarket! So Reigns is facing Shane's Scottish Stooge, and possibly the Revival are at ringside too!
MONEY ON: ROMAN! BECAUSE IT'S ROMAN!
FINAL CONFIRMED MATCH!
PLAIN OLD TAG MATCH
THE NEW DAY VS KEVIN OWENS/SAMI ZAYN
If they are planning to turn Big e or woods heel, Then this should be the match that opens the show. Booking this as a plain tag match, after making a stipulation tag match to big up this match ,when it was made monday, was Ass-Backwards Booking! I will be watching this match to see how it might factor in Kofi's title Defence
MONEY ON: GIVE THE HEELS A BONE! SAMI GETS THE WIN FOR THIS TEAM!
....Well that's it!
Results will be Monday Morning GMT Sometime after 10am! Because of this there will be no Code Lyoko Retroview this week on Bogger box office, though i did 2 episodes this week to make up for it!
Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
And Read me lose my shit on Monday
PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
X
Welcome one and all, to Enlightened Towers! Well It's that time again, it's months since the last ppv i reviewed so i have the Money to buy, the Strength to endure 5 hours without sleep, and the curiosity to peep my head out like a groundhog on the first day of Spring!
Sadly, I am only do this show because it's being 2 months since Mania, and it'll be 2 month again til Summerslam, This is a Stopgap to stop readers from leaving and never coming back. And with how the WWE Product is going at the moment, I don't blame people not caring anymore!
THE FOLLOWING PREDICTIONS ARE SET IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE, AND IS NOT THE MATCH ORDER!
BESSER BELL IN DA UNIVERS
SETH ROLLINS(c) VS BALDING BORE-BLAND! WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!
It's going to be Brock Lesner, that Corbin Picks, Because Corbin can make matches despite not being the Constable anymore?
MONEY ON: Rollins, then cash in by Brock! Because we have to have at least one Title change!
STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
KOFI KINGSTON (C) VS DOLPH ZIGGLER!
Yeah, unless they turn Big E or Xavier Heel or reveal a new partner for Ziggler to interfere, that belt ain't moving!
MONEY ON: KINGSTON
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH (C) LACEY EVANS
I Would like to thank Jonn Rittland (@RebourneAgain)'s recent episode of Real Honesty for naming the subtitle of the review of this PPV-"REMATCH CITY, BITCH!"
Is this the Rubber Match? because I see this Dragging til Summerslam
MONEY ON: LACEY CLEAN OR BECKY BY DQ! EITHER WAY NOT OVER YET!
WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP...WITH A WOMAN FROM RAW
FUCK OUTTA HERE, BRAND SPLIT!
BAYLEY(C) VS ALEXA BLISS W/ NIKKI CROSS!
Ah, yes, Alexa Bliss, the women who put's the "ASS" In GlASS Cannon! Still Management has not faith in Bayley or the smackdown brand if They had to plant Raw Wrestlers into Smackdown Title matches!
MONEY ON: BLISS, PLEASE TURN BAYLEY FULL DARK OR HEEL!
WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
SAMOA JOE (c) VS RICOCHET
A Salvation inside this Impeding Massacre. This is the only match I care about! After that Pitiful display back at wrestlemania, I-NAY WE-Hope this match is given 10 plus minutes!
MONEY ON: JOE, BUT IT'LL BE WORKED SO GOOD TIL THE REMATCH AT SUMMERSLAM!
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
DANIEL BRYAN/ROWAN (C) VS HEAVY MACHINERY
In the shallow pool that is the Smackdown tag division, it's probably easier to make a Splash! Case in Point, Heavy Machinery faced 2 jobbers with cardboard belts and boom, title shot!
MONEY ON: WHEN ARE GOING TO STOP DANIEL SLUMMING IT WHEN HE SHOULD BE FACING JOE AND RICOCHET IN THE MATCH ABOVE? THE TAG TEAM BELTS DON'T MATTER, GIVE THE BELTS TO OTIS AND TUCKER AND BUILD THE DIVISION BACK UP!
CURRENTLY NOT ON PRESHOW, BUT PROBABLY WILL BE, PAL!
THE LITTLE-MAN BELT FROM HUNTER'S LITTLE MAN SHOW THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE TELEVISED WORLDWIDE, PAL!
TONY NESE (C) VS AKIRA TOZAWA VS DREW GULAK
Ok, I'm Currently following a Youtube channel that condenses 205/NXT/NXTUK Shows To 30 minute videos (I WON'T NAME THAT CHANNEL, ENCASE IT GETS COPYRIGHT STRIKED!) So I'm finally caught up without having to piss away €40 TO WATCH A TV SHOW ON A PHONE!
Still pissed this show doesn't matter, so it'll only be the only time this title will be on a ppv!
MONEY ON: GULAK, AFTER THE KANNELIS' COST NESE THE TITLE!
DREW GALLOWAY VS ROMAN REIGNS!
REMATCH CITY, BITCH!
So Roman's first singles loss after returning from Leukemia was at a Saudi Blood Money Show to "The Wrestler In The World"-A Sweaty, Delusional, Middle-Aged Executive! Now if that is not a big enough reason to wheel Vince up to a retirement home's doorstep in the dead of night and ring the doorbell, then i don't know what is! They are Trying so hard to make Roman like this Cousin, by making him fight the power that is the CO-executive, not anyone important like Hunt-uh, But wwe's weekend manager at the supermarket! So Reigns is facing Shane's Scottish Stooge, and possibly the Revival are at ringside too!
MONEY ON: ROMAN! BECAUSE IT'S ROMAN!
FINAL CONFIRMED MATCH!
PLAIN OLD TAG MATCH
THE NEW DAY VS KEVIN OWENS/SAMI ZAYN
If they are planning to turn Big e or woods heel, Then this should be the match that opens the show. Booking this as a plain tag match, after making a stipulation tag match to big up this match ,when it was made monday, was Ass-Backwards Booking! I will be watching this match to see how it might factor in Kofi's title Defence
MONEY ON: GIVE THE HEELS A BONE! SAMI GETS THE WIN FOR THIS TEAM!
....Well that's it!
Results will be Monday Morning GMT Sometime after 10am! Because of this there will be no Code Lyoko Retroview this week on Bogger box office, though i did 2 episodes this week to make up for it!
Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
And Read me lose my shit on Monday
PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI
X
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