Yes this is it! Until the new British tv Deal, I will NOT be reviewing any WWE shows til The Royal Rumble! 5 months cold turkey without a single raw or smackdown! I will speak more about it tomorrow in my winter Schedule! But Until then, Here was last night's summerslam results!
Preshow and Drew Gulak retained the Lollipop Guild Belt, Bliss/Cross retained the Main Event Women's Tag title against the Iiconics, and in a match that had Vince's Fingerprints all over it, Rowan interfered with Buddy Murphy vs Apollo Crews, Because LOOK AT ROWAN! HE'S A BIG, REDWOOD TREE OF A MAN! A REDWOOD TREE, MADE OF BEEF!
To the main show, we opened with Becky Lynch vs Nattie Submission match for the raw women's belt. Naturally Nattie had a big pop, but Becky was not Booed out of the Building, either! Good exchanges, good uses of each other's moves and finishers, but in the end Becky Made Nattie tap out!
And to the surprise of everyone with half a braincell! Oldberg got over on Ziggler. No-sell, Spear, Jackhammer, 1-2-FUCK YOU!
The Goldberg was a shit sandwich as it had a great match before and after it! AJ styles Retained the belt from a game Ricochet. After the match, The Orange County Club Without Bullets took Ricochet out with the Magic Killer!
The crowd did not give 2 Fucks about Ember vs Bayley! They were quite as all hell! Bayley Retains but Ember had lost every match when announced as number one contender so it would nag me to no end if she won last night/This morning!
Change Kevin Owens name to Right Guard, because he made an embarrassing sweaty patch called Shane MacMahon, who of course by virtue of filthy Saudi Money, is best Professional wrestler in the world, last night!
So Trish did the job for Charlotte. Good, that's all I asked! But In some cases Trish needed to be carried because she was rusty. She's in good shape, sure, but she is not on the road anymore! Good Match, just sketchy in some spots!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DOUBLE COUNTOUT FINISH TO THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP?
Bray's Fiend Gimmick...THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T BLOW IT! New Version of his music, new tron, a fucking creepy Lantern made to look like his severed head! Finn came out as himself, not as the Demon, which made no sense! I Thought the demon was reserved for the big 5 shows! This is not over!
And with no title changes and a b-show where every title is on the line next month, Of course Seth Rollins was going to win the match, but it was touch and go and it devolved into brawling and weapon shot as usual with Lesner. Seth has become stale as a face. A heel turn is needed, More than Bayley's! Seth is Bland to listen to !
WELL THAT'S IT!
I have a Winter Schedule that will update the ins and outs of my current situation out tomorrow! Despite the above, a plan to get out all the major League wrestling shows out of the way!
Watch this space!
Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
see you tomorrow!
Peace!
Preshow and Drew Gulak retained the Lollipop Guild Belt, Bliss/Cross retained the Main Event Women's Tag title against the Iiconics, and in a match that had Vince's Fingerprints all over it, Rowan interfered with Buddy Murphy vs Apollo Crews, Because LOOK AT ROWAN! HE'S A BIG, REDWOOD TREE OF A MAN! A REDWOOD TREE, MADE OF BEEF!
To the main show, we opened with Becky Lynch vs Nattie Submission match for the raw women's belt. Naturally Nattie had a big pop, but Becky was not Booed out of the Building, either! Good exchanges, good uses of each other's moves and finishers, but in the end Becky Made Nattie tap out!
And to the surprise of everyone with half a braincell! Oldberg got over on Ziggler. No-sell, Spear, Jackhammer, 1-2-FUCK YOU!
The Goldberg was a shit sandwich as it had a great match before and after it! AJ styles Retained the belt from a game Ricochet. After the match, The Orange County Club Without Bullets took Ricochet out with the Magic Killer!
The crowd did not give 2 Fucks about Ember vs Bayley! They were quite as all hell! Bayley Retains but Ember had lost every match when announced as number one contender so it would nag me to no end if she won last night/This morning!
Change Kevin Owens name to Right Guard, because he made an embarrassing sweaty patch called Shane MacMahon, who of course by virtue of filthy Saudi Money, is best Professional wrestler in the world, last night!
So Trish did the job for Charlotte. Good, that's all I asked! But In some cases Trish needed to be carried because she was rusty. She's in good shape, sure, but she is not on the road anymore! Good Match, just sketchy in some spots!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DOUBLE COUNTOUT FINISH TO THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP?
Bray's Fiend Gimmick...THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T BLOW IT! New Version of his music, new tron, a fucking creepy Lantern made to look like his severed head! Finn came out as himself, not as the Demon, which made no sense! I Thought the demon was reserved for the big 5 shows! This is not over!
And with no title changes and a b-show where every title is on the line next month, Of course Seth Rollins was going to win the match, but it was touch and go and it devolved into brawling and weapon shot as usual with Lesner. Seth has become stale as a face. A heel turn is needed, More than Bayley's! Seth is Bland to listen to !
WELL THAT'S IT!
I have a Winter Schedule that will update the ins and outs of my current situation out tomorrow! Despite the above, a plan to get out all the major League wrestling shows out of the way!
Watch this space!
Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
see you tomorrow!
Peace!
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