(Pours a Glass of Wine-NON-ALCOHOLIC, I'm not a stereotype!)
Hello everyone, Eamonn Here on a Auspicious Day before the last WWE PPV I review In 2019. I have said this before in a previous post and on twitter so i'll Make this Brief: There will no wwe reviews til the Royal Rumble, that's when the new uk tv deal with British Telecom starts. I will be out of commission for August and Maybe September as buy a hd television and Hd Sky-box. I understand that raw and Smackdown will still be televised in Standard Definition, but I am here to write my Pay-per-view results, and the WWE ppvs will only be shown live in the High Definition Format! I will be making the change after Summerslam, waiting 5 months cold turkey, rather than make the mistake of rushing through the Holiday Months where Electronic Stores and servicemen are at their busiest.
With that out of the way-PART-TIMERS WITH NO RIGHT TO BEING ON A MAJOR PPV!
BEST BELL IN DA UNOVA REGION!
BROCK LESNER (C) VS SETH "DOWN WIF DA KIDZ "ROLLINS
Did you see how stupid Seth looked like with that Backwards Cap? Jesus Christ!
Money on: Lesner, to push Owens...Despite Owens being on Smackdown...i think? #fuckthewildcardrule!
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
KOFI KINGSTON (C) VS RANDY ORTON
Spurned by that moment when Randy Called Kofi stupid on worldwide tv for missing his mark for taken the RKO (That was the real reason behind it!) Kofi is no longer that Midcarder with an upside, he's wwe champion.
Money on: Kingston Personally, I think they missed their shot on turning Big E (Still should be Woods, But oh well!)
SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH (c) VS NATALYA
Home Advantage in Toronto for the Queen of Harts. Friendships THE FECK OUTTA HERE! As Nattie went from Face to Bitch in a Hot Minute! Now what I would to see is a Reverse Screwjob, Where Nattie is given the win after Becky Doesn't Tap out and Canada turning out the Harts. That would be a Bookend, and something noone would expect!
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BAYLEY (c) VS EMBER MOON!
...I really don't know what they are doing with this Match! Is Ember Heel, are they teasing Bayley to turn heel? Is Sasha coming back?
MONEY ON: BAYLEY I GUESS!
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (c) W/ THE ORANGE COUNTY CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS VS RICOCHET
Yes, Gallows and Anderson no longer have a match because the Uso would rather Do a Real Life Initial D style Tofu Delivery and they have being pulled like the handbrakes should have being before the pigs caught them!
Uso's Mario Kart Obsession Aside, This has DQ Written all over it!
NOT YET CONFIRMED FOR MAIN SHOW, BECAUSE DAMMIT, PAUL, I WOULD RATHER BOOK GOLDBERG'S 60 YEAR OLD SALT AND PEPPERED BEEF! THAN BOOK THE LOLLIPOP GUILD FROM YOUR LITTLE MAN SHOW!
I just hope the new British tv deal contains 205 live, and yeah fuck sky for not televising 205, nxt, THEIR OWN COUNTRY MEN! or the Mae Young classics! as Such I have no Opinion on Drew Gulak vs Oney Lorcan, NEXT!
KEVIN OWENS VS COL. MCSWEATYBOLLUCKS!
IF SHANE LOSES HE LEAVES WWE...
Which means since we are doing a complete rehash of the attitude Era, (Owens using the Stunner and all) means Shane will Win and Owens will be this Ambushing Vigilante like Stone cold when he was screwed by Vince!
THE FIEND VS THE DEMON
I Want Bray's gimmick not to suck, I don't want Elements of Firefly Funhouse in his Entrance, I don't need a Distraction and roll win by Bray after a distraction from the Fucking Puppets! Please creative, It's not a hard ask: DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
TRISH STRATUS GETS A PAYCHECK AGAINST CHARLOTTE
OK, Some of you will call this a "Dream Match", But face it, this match is putting down the rest of locker room!
GUARANTEED TO BE THE WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT
DOLPH ZIGGLER VS OLDBERG!
Dolph has being very vocal about Goldberg nearly killing undertaker with a botch move At Blood Money 2, Calling out on Goldberg's terrible match as a buzzword for unprofessional. And now we have this match! I'm starting to regret buying a bottle of Non-alcoholic wine!
So that's it!
Summerslam results will hit this blog sometime after 10am BST On monday. Tuesday will my winter schedule, I hope that the change in my viewing arrangements, and upcoming Medicals checkups means i will be ready to review the first episode of AEW Dynamite and MLW Saturday Night SUPERFIGHT!
I will see you on Monday and i'll try to happy, but this show will probably make the mood of the Switchover more Bitter!
PEACE!
ENLI!
Hello everyone, Eamonn Here on a Auspicious Day before the last WWE PPV I review In 2019. I have said this before in a previous post and on twitter so i'll Make this Brief: There will no wwe reviews til the Royal Rumble, that's when the new uk tv deal with British Telecom starts. I will be out of commission for August and Maybe September as buy a hd television and Hd Sky-box. I understand that raw and Smackdown will still be televised in Standard Definition, but I am here to write my Pay-per-view results, and the WWE ppvs will only be shown live in the High Definition Format! I will be making the change after Summerslam, waiting 5 months cold turkey, rather than make the mistake of rushing through the Holiday Months where Electronic Stores and servicemen are at their busiest.
With that out of the way-PART-TIMERS WITH NO RIGHT TO BEING ON A MAJOR PPV!
BEST BELL IN DA UNOVA REGION!
BROCK LESNER (C) VS SETH "DOWN WIF DA KIDZ "ROLLINS
Did you see how stupid Seth looked like with that Backwards Cap? Jesus Christ!
Money on: Lesner, to push Owens...Despite Owens being on Smackdown...i think? #fuckthewildcardrule!
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
KOFI KINGSTON (C) VS RANDY ORTON
Spurned by that moment when Randy Called Kofi stupid on worldwide tv for missing his mark for taken the RKO (That was the real reason behind it!) Kofi is no longer that Midcarder with an upside, he's wwe champion.
Money on: Kingston Personally, I think they missed their shot on turning Big E (Still should be Woods, But oh well!)
SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH (c) VS NATALYA
Home Advantage in Toronto for the Queen of Harts. Friendships THE FECK OUTTA HERE! As Nattie went from Face to Bitch in a Hot Minute! Now what I would to see is a Reverse Screwjob, Where Nattie is given the win after Becky Doesn't Tap out and Canada turning out the Harts. That would be a Bookend, and something noone would expect!
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BAYLEY (c) VS EMBER MOON!
...I really don't know what they are doing with this Match! Is Ember Heel, are they teasing Bayley to turn heel? Is Sasha coming back?
MONEY ON: BAYLEY I GUESS!
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (c) W/ THE ORANGE COUNTY CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS VS RICOCHET
Yes, Gallows and Anderson no longer have a match because the Uso would rather Do a Real Life Initial D style Tofu Delivery and they have being pulled like the handbrakes should have being before the pigs caught them!
Uso's Mario Kart Obsession Aside, This has DQ Written all over it!
NOT YET CONFIRMED FOR MAIN SHOW, BECAUSE DAMMIT, PAUL, I WOULD RATHER BOOK GOLDBERG'S 60 YEAR OLD SALT AND PEPPERED BEEF! THAN BOOK THE LOLLIPOP GUILD FROM YOUR LITTLE MAN SHOW!
I just hope the new British tv deal contains 205 live, and yeah fuck sky for not televising 205, nxt, THEIR OWN COUNTRY MEN! or the Mae Young classics! as Such I have no Opinion on Drew Gulak vs Oney Lorcan, NEXT!
KEVIN OWENS VS COL. MCSWEATYBOLLUCKS!
IF SHANE LOSES HE LEAVES WWE...
Which means since we are doing a complete rehash of the attitude Era, (Owens using the Stunner and all) means Shane will Win and Owens will be this Ambushing Vigilante like Stone cold when he was screwed by Vince!
THE FIEND VS THE DEMON
I Want Bray's gimmick not to suck, I don't want Elements of Firefly Funhouse in his Entrance, I don't need a Distraction and roll win by Bray after a distraction from the Fucking Puppets! Please creative, It's not a hard ask: DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
TRISH STRATUS GETS A PAYCHECK AGAINST CHARLOTTE
OK, Some of you will call this a "Dream Match", But face it, this match is putting down the rest of locker room!
GUARANTEED TO BE THE WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT
DOLPH ZIGGLER VS OLDBERG!
Dolph has being very vocal about Goldberg nearly killing undertaker with a botch move At Blood Money 2, Calling out on Goldberg's terrible match as a buzzword for unprofessional. And now we have this match! I'm starting to regret buying a bottle of Non-alcoholic wine!
So that's it!
Summerslam results will hit this blog sometime after 10am BST On monday. Tuesday will my winter schedule, I hope that the change in my viewing arrangements, and upcoming Medicals checkups means i will be ready to review the first episode of AEW Dynamite and MLW Saturday Night SUPERFIGHT!
I will see you on Monday and i'll try to happy, but this show will probably make the mood of the Switchover more Bitter!
PEACE!
ENLI!
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