Monday, June 21, 2021

WWE HELL IN A CELL 2021-FINALLY GETTING BEYOND THUNDERDOME!

 Well this show was a 3 star B-show! They did good things good, but the Stupid Shit could not be ignored! 

I suppose you want more Detail, but next month wwe is back on the road putting shows on for real people, and if they keep doing shit like this, Boy oh boy, will they express their Displeasure!

Greetings From Ireland, It's Eamonn aka Enlightened doing what may be the last show i do this year! I posted why in the previous post. But long story short, I'm leaving the Country for a few Days for Family Reasons. I will not say what it is, but Suit and Gift Shopping will be involved! And Because all my posts come out of pocket, i will not have the coin for This trip and PPVS.

So let's start.

I found it weird that of the 2 women's title Matches, that this match would be in the Cell. I would learn WHY! later but it did confuse me, This Smackdown women's Match was Pretty Good, containing good Action, A call back to Bayley's attempt to make a double Kendo Stick. Bayley working a body part in the steel cage, rather than brawling and smashing it against the steel, made me happy. But it was Bianca as the Plucky Babyface that retained the title!

A Jump-Start is how the next match, Cesaro and Rollins started. This was a rematch from The Sleeper hit of this year's Mania, one of two matches that replaced the Hell in a cell title match we got for free! And it didn't disappoint, Except for the Finish, The Fucking Roll-up!

#BANTHEROLLUP!

And then....Oh and then!

SHAYNA BASZLER VS ALEXA BLISS

OR

THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME BOOK IT!

Alexa used her SPOOOOOOKY Hypno Powers to scare Nia and Reggie. Alexa even controlled Nia Anti-Vax to slap herself. That's all you Covid Deniers need to do, Slap yourself Sensible in Public! I cannot wait for real Crowds because 3 things will be stop cold: Calling Piper Dewdrop, Ryker's Face Run, and this Horror Channel Uk Original bullshit! Bliss won in a contender for worse match of the year, Though Tony Cookie's Your Ring A Splode is a tough act to follow!

Next Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owen....And i couldn't care less, they are beginning to poison the well by giving us this match over and over again. Was it Better than Alexa using Mind control on a Blob and a Wine Clown? Yes! But do you know what's better than Alexa  Using Mind Control On a Blob and a Wine Clown?

FUCKING ANYTHING!

Anyway Sami Zayn Won, And Bragged it to Michael Cole, saying "The Voice in his Head" (IE VINCE!) Must have Hated that! We are now Close to working ourselves into a shoot and Sami must be careful!

Speaking of Hating All them Goddahm Foreigners, PAL!

Another thing that the real crowd will shutdown. will be this double turn that they tries to pull On Rhea and Charlotte's match. We know why it wasn't in the Cell. It had to end in DQ! Rhea Beaned Charlotte in the head with the banner thing on the announce table and the Disqualification called! Pathetic!

And Finally Bobby Lashley Retained in a Brawl Inside the Cell. With a little help from MVP! MVP got his though, A dusty Finish allowed him to get into the cell interfere, only of the Refs to lock the cell again, trapping MVP with a Pissed Off Drew McIntyre. Getting a Measure of Revenge meant Drew's head was out of the game long enough for the Bobby to Hit another Fucking Rollup!

WELL THAT'S IT FOR WWE THIS YEAR....BUT I'M NOT "DONE" DONE!

I'm focusing on on my other blog. BoggerBoxoffice til the forseeable future. As such, Posts here will be Sporadic, unless something happens to warrant my attention! I'm on Twitter, and can be found Via @RealEnli 

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