Tuesday, March 29, 2022

THE MOST STUPENDOUS CARD REVIEW FOR WRESTLEMANIA BIG STAR RAINBOW TUNNEL

 Night one in the order that Wwe has ordained. But not officially the card order.

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP

BECKY LYNCH (C) VS BIANCA BELAIR

This match I am looking forward to. But after what happened on raw this morning, they got it backwards. Becky who is the heel, got whipped by Bianca's Braid (who is a face) and last night Becky tried to cut Bianca's Braid off, Good solid Story telling

Until Becky got her hair cut by her own scissors! And Bianca never justified why! If she played it on culture, sure, but right now all she is going by is "no , my Gimmick!"

Money: I have to give it to Becky, solely on what matches make sense to be on Wrestlemania Backlash!

REY MYSTERIO AND HIS FAT USELESS SON VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV AND THE CORPSE POKING SCUM OF THE EARTH!


DREW MCINTYRE VS CRAPPY BOREDOM WITH DAD JOKE LOSS!

So recently, wwe had made a big deal that NOONE has kicked out of the End of Days, so i guess this why this match exists. So someone will do just that! Sadly not by himself!

money on: Drew with help with Moss

SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS

THE USOS (C) VS SHINSUKE AND BOOGS

Remember when Shinsuke was Booked to the Moon, until Vince ruined him? Shin is only here to put over Boogs, until Shin turns heel.

Money on: Don't know, Don't care! NEXT!

THE NEW DAY VS THE FREAKY BLINDSIDERS!

It's a Dream come true for Ridge Holland!

he Can Injure people on the Grandest Stage of them all!

Money on: Sheamus and Ridge

SETH ROLLINS VS TBA

If it is Cody, it will blow the roof of the place. But watch it Be Veer!

MONEY ON: I think it will be Cody Rhodes! as the opponent and the winner.

AND FOR THE OTHER WOMEN'S BELT

CHARLOTTE (C) VS RONDA ROUSEY

Charlotte has being making promos via Zoom and Ronda is Shaking hands and kissing Babies, instead of breaking hands and tearing limbs! I'm shocked how little hype i have for this match!

Money on: Ronda

NIGHT TWO

WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

COBBLED TOGETHER TEAM 1 VS COBBLED TOGETHER  TEAM 2 VS COBBLED TOGETHER TEAM 3 VS QUEEN ZELINA OF LILIPUT AND CAMELTOE (c)

4 teams

no Disqualifications

one fall

LAZY BOOKING!

Money on: Zelina and Cameltoe!

SAMI ZAYN VS JOHNNY NAILBALLS IN AN ANYTHING GOES BAD SLAPSTICK COMEDY STUNTSHOW!


PAT MCAFEE VS AUSTIN THEROY

As the toady of Mr Macmahon, Austin had to hear McMahon's Rambling Advice ever since, that bullshit with the Golden Egg! So When McMahon appeared on Pat's Broadcast pat's Dream to appear on Mania, became a nightmare when Austin Would Attack Pat repeatedly, but as An Announcer Pat had not Contracted Legal Recourse to fight back...but now the gloves are off!

Money on: Now when i first saw Pat, i thought he was just some bigmouth washed up nfl guy. But the Guy can still go! This watch will be Athletic for sure, i can't call it!

ANOTHER MULTITEAM TAG MATCH FOR THE MEN THIS TIME!

RK-BRO (c) VS THE STREET PROFITS VS THE APLHA ACADEMY

3 teams. one fall no dq. and if ends without Orton Turning on Riddle, then it really will be lazy booking!

Money on: Heel team! flip and coin and choose which!

EDGE VS AJ STYLES

Despite the lack of build i think this will be a hit!

MONEY ON EDGE

JUST ADDED!

OMOS VS BOBBY LASHLEY

This didn't need any build! Just have 2 Monsters overpower another and leave the bigger monster staggered off his Feet!

Money on: Bobby via Submission, what a statement that would be!

TITLE UNIFICATION

BROCK LESNER  (WWE CHAMPION) VS ROMAN REIGNS (UNIVERSIAL CHAMPION)

This match will end Mania and possibly the Brand Extension as both Shows World Champions fight for Dominance. And it's obvious who Should win. Sure Everyone wants a hero to beat the villain, But If Brock Wins. He'll Disappear for 3 months til the next payday!

MONEY ON: REIGNS!

AND THAT'S IT!

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