Tuesday, March 28, 2023

MLW SUPERFIGHT PART 1: DESSERT BEFORE DINNER

 Hello, Friends!

Eamonn Bermingham here, pulling a rare double Duty today. There will be a Wrestlemania 39 Predictions straight after this posting later this morning, but first things first....

Recorded on the 12th of February, this is Superfight Part 1, Billed as MLW Underground episode 4.

PREVIOUSLY ON MLW:

MLW Founder Court Bauer Fired Cesar Duran as his match maker. Duran, fired back by attempting to scout heels and Luchadores for a upstart Lucha Underground revival. However last week, Disguised as 2 of his Azteca Henchmen, some other party has kidnapped Cesar.

For weeks, someone has been attacking wrestlers backstage, leaving calling cards that bear a Triangle and a Circle. Alpha Omega. It was revealed to Be.... Raven! Or more Appropriately, Raven telling two outlaw  Mudshow  Fucks to attack. They Call themselves the calling.

We open with 20 minutes of Liquid Wrestling! For the World's Championship, the rematch that is 2 years in the making. Alex Hammerstone  Vs Jacob Fatu. Fatu had his fans, Hammer had his, this arena in Philadelphia was split! What happened next after the Bell rang, was Sublime, But should have being the Main Event! This is why i named the Show above as having your dessert before Dinner. This was more than 2 Beefy Men Hitting Beef! This was a match with Intensity, with Emotion. In 20 years of MLW, there has never been a 2 time World Champion, Something Fatu was trying his Hardest to become. We know that Fatu can hit high flying moves that man his size shouldn't be doing, But we learned in this match that Hammerstone is far more Technical than we thought, I didn't expect A Northern light Suplex from Hammerstone. It took everything, but one Suplex through a Door, and Fatu's Dream of being a two time champion was done. Hammerstone retains, Only to be Attacked by 20 Gimps in Gasmasks and Blue Jeans. I don't think Raven even hit Hammer once, Billy Bob Shane Page or what ever his name is, in his fake Blood covered Apron, Overalls and Gasmask looked like he Just Came from A Doomsday Cult Cookout! While the other outlaw guy, Akira, failed to land a Kick on a 6 foot 300 pound man who was Tied to a rope with Tape. All the While a Screen filter made this segment look like A Home video that was getting Progressively worse as it went on, making the whole thing look like Torture Porn!

After that, a New Random girl interviewer, had two interviews, First with Mance Warner and the Second Gear Crew, who had a Generic Baby-face Promo, Before the Calling symbol flashed on Screen. Looks like The Calling wants to make a movie!

Next we get the same Girl interviewer, in a costume change. Speaking about next week's main event, Real1 Vs Microman, is Microman's Manager, Monsieur Saint Laurent. It Goes without saying, I am not going to watch that crap!

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Backstage Taya and Johnny complain about Court Bauer, because they think he is responsible for Cesar's Disappearance.  To our main event Taya Valkerie bet Billie Starkz, a Billed 18 year old prodigy. And Starkz was wise above her years. But you can't Beat Experience. With Johnny Hennigan on the outside running interference, The Only Female to work 4 Different Companies at once does it Again! After the  fight, Taya cut a Promo wanting who ever Kidnapped Duran to Return him to them!

And that's this post done! But we are not yet. Keep refreshing the Home page until you see Wrestlemania 39 Predictions!




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