Wrestlemania 39 Predictions

 Four days away, from The Biggest Show of the year, Wrestlemania 39, Comes to us from Inglewood CA, thanks in part to Inglewood's Mayor.

James Butts.

Mayor Butts.

 

Oh and just a Heads up, Monday's Post, Which is not only my 500th Post, but will also will have Gratuitous use of Michael Rosen Memes, Especially from the "The Hollywood" Short Story! 

Now to the Matches that have being Confirmed for certain nights.

NIGHT ONE CONFIRMED MATCHES.

WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP

BIANCA BELAIR (c) VS ASUKA

I'm looking forward for this Match, mainly due to the fact, this match was only referred in Video Packages. This is almost has Being billed as the Modern Andre/Hogan. A Cultural Sensation goes against The Dominant Force with a undefeated Streak. The only Thing Different, is that it has all the ingredients to become a Double turn!

Money on: Belair Retains, Gets turned by crowd.

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP

CHARLOTTE FLAIR (C) VS RHEA RIPLEY.

3 Years ago, A match went the Wrong way in my opinion, and Rhea was beaten controversially by an injured Charlotte. And while I wouldn't say Rhea has Spiraled before her heel turn, but she wasn't exactly doing anything of merit. This is a rare opportunity, A do-over!

Money on: Too close to call, but if Rhea is being put over she needs to be Dominant Quickly. I'm not saying ragdoll Charlotte and Squash her, but she needs to win or the Crowd will turn on her.

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP.

AUSTIN THEORY (C) VS JOHN CENA.

I Which this had more time to breathe. But this match was built on one single great promo by Cena 

Money on: You may not like it, But Austin Theory NEEDS! This Win and as the Company Man he is Cena will give Austin that win.

DESIGNATED TOILET BREAK

SETH "FRANKLIN" ROLLINS VS THE CORPSE POKING SCUMBAG!

I COULD JOKE THAT L***N P**L IS WRESTLING ON SATURDAY, BECAUSE HE HAS CHURCH IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE IF THERE WAS EVER A MAN WHO NEEDED NON-EXISTENT JESUS, IT'S THAT SHITSTAIN!

MONEY ON: Watch the Miz ruin another Wrestlemania, as his role as host.

WISHFUL THINKING: Seth gives SHITSTAIN a Bucklebomb so hard, the next Fountain he tries to steal the Coins from needs to have a ramp!

6 WOMEN TAG MATCH

THE WWE WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONS, BECKY LYNCH AND LITA & TRISH STRATUS VS DAMAGE CONTROL (BAYLEY/IYO/DAKOTA) 

Really? 

You have a hot feud, you brought back 2 hall of  famers....And this is the best you can do?

Money on: Heel turn by Trish, giving Damage Control the W.

BROCK LESNER VS OMOS W/MVP

Thanks Bray!

You are so Toxic to people's careers, that even Established guys like Brock would rather wrestle ALMOST than you, Worse still, Bobby Lashley is off the Show. All Because Bray took his ball and went home.

Winner: BROCK, NO QUESTION!

CONFIRMED FOR NIGHT TWO.

UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.

ROMAN REIGNS (C) W/ PAUL HEYMAN VS CODY RHODES

Now this is years undercard has being mid, but this will Deliver. Possibly the Most Decisive Match Ever Booked. Will it be The Part Time, yet Dominant 900 plus Title Run of Roman Reigns, or will be be The Age of Cody Rhodes, the Returning Hero, Who wants to do what his father couldn't and win the Biggest Title in The Biggest company in the world.

So you may disagree but....

MY MONEY IS ON ROMAN REIGNS! 

Solely because Backlash is built solely on Wrestlemania rematches. Now, no offence to Rhea Vs Charlotte, But unless Asuka is Dqed, Wwe needs a marquee event for their shameless rematch pay per view!

UNCONFIRMED MATCHES AS OF TIME OF WRITING

 (though i would imagine, Each of the Fourways are on different days. and everything else is on Sunday!)

TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

GUNTHER(C) VS SHEAMUS VS DREW MCINTYRE

I think it's Absolutely Ridiculous that this is not for the title, that Turning Lex Drewger to Cost Sheamus will undermine the championship.

money on: Gunther to Retain due to Bullshit.

THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE JOBBERS BATTLE ROYAL IS DEAD! LONG LIVE....

THE LAAAAAZZZY BOOKING FOURWAY SHOWCASE!

LAAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING FOURWAY FOR THE MEN!

PROUD BOY BRAUN AND CHASYN CRAP FRIENDS VS STREET PARTY, PRIVATE PROFITS VS SHOOSH BOY AND BLOATIS VS THE MAGA INVADERS

WHO CARES?

THE LAAAAZY BOOKING SHOWCASE FOR THE GIRLS.

CHICKEN WAITRESS AND THE SELF-HATING LATINO VS NATTIE AND SHITZI BLACKFART VS RONDA THE RACOON AND SHAYNA BASZLER VS CRUELLA AND JOBBER'S WIFE!

Well looks like we know who's taking the pin!

Money on: Not SONYA AND CHELSEA!

HELL IN A CELL!

 EDGE VS THE DEMON FINN BALOR!

I'm shocked that there is a hell in a cell match outside it's own ppv. Quick Question? Is there a HIAC payperview This June? nothing is confirmed. But even though Finn can go, I think Damian Priest vs Edge would be better Visually. But No....he's in our next match as a second. but first...

Money on: Edge, End this career on a high.

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH 

THE USOS VS SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS

So Zayn was never going to win the title off Roman so People have to be Content with Sami and Zayn winning the Titles of the Bloodline. This match will before the world's title match, Hours before and will be probably be referenced all night to build Roman possibly losing, But in my mind the Bloodline only Loses This match. 

Money on: Sami/Kevin Owens

FATHER VS SON

REY MYSTERIO VS DOM THE PRISON BITCH

EENNNND! JUST END! END! END! 

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