UGH....REMEMBER I SAID THAT MLW HAD AN UPSIDE?
First match was a 3 team, One fall to a finish, LAZY BOOKING! Number one Contenders Match for the tag team Belts. The Former Champions The Samoan Swat Team, versus the Second Gear Crew and Raven's MUDSHOW FUCKS Members Delirious and Mudshow Fuck #4. From the Jump the Samoan's did duo Suicide Dives and went to the floor I knew what side the bread was Buttered! Second Gear Crew are your Number one Contenders when Manders and Matthew Justice Hit there Respective finishes on Delirious, who looks like a Hobo who Found a Karate Gi to wear. Manders has a Beautiful Avalanche Powerslam, while Matthew Justice closed the deal with a Diving Headbutt.
Due to Becca's Attack on Featherweight Champion Delmi Exo, The Champion will be on the injured reversed for 3 weeks. This one thing Major League does well, in it's Storytelling. We Know it's because the Roster is thin, but announcements like this gives it that "Sports-based" Presentation.
Next was the big Announcement-Or rather text on screen-MLW will Be cross promoting with New Japan. So some Japanese Nobodies can have tune up Matches in Philly, Before driving down to Jacksonville so Tony can Cream his Pants over them!
We have the recap of last week's Opera Cup Final.
If you Want a Match to Encapsulate the Identity of the Major League Wrestling-It is this match.
A 5-Man, One Fall LAZY BOOKING! Match Between Oshaye Edwards, Who looks like an Athlete, Ken Broadway who while a Jobber, Looks like an Athlete, Willie Mack, who While a Bit Heavy is a Legend in his own right!...Vs Nolo Kitano, A Black Guy with no Definition and Prison Tattoos. Dressed like a Otaku Weeabo! And Love Doug, who According to Matt Striker "Looks like the Love-child of Jeff Foxworthy and Jim Neidhart." Willie Mack Won like there is was any doubt. Any match were the first offence is a Spaghetti Armed Wimp Blowing Rose Petals into another man's eyes Becomes Hot Garbage!
Akira vs Jacob Fatu Was no Contest when Ricky Shane Page Attacked Fatu from Behind.
Hmmmm.....Hopefully Next Week's Episode will be better, But That will be Next Tuesday Due to The Payback PPV Which Hopefully i can Review when Sky Ireland can get off it's arse and Let me buy it!
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
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