MLW Fusion Episode 183: Hello, Corey! It's me Sam, Your Brother Sam, Have you Talked to Vince by any chance?....

 PREVIOUSLY ON MLW FUSION...

MLW CHAMPIONS- No Changes

• World's: Alex Kane
• Openweight: FAT MUDSHOW FUCK!
• Middleweight: SMALL MUDSHOW FUCK!
• Tag: the calling (Fat and Small Mudshow Fuck)
• Featherweight: Delmi Exo (Currently Injured)

 Last week we Ended the episode with Jimmy Llloyd coming to the aid of the Second Gear Crew, This week we start with them cutting a Promo. Jimmy Lloyd Is not Physically impressive But I'll save Judgement when I Actually see him Wrestle. Mance Warner claims the reason Matthew Justice isn't with them is he's getting ready for His match against Middleweight champion Akira.

Speaking off, we kick off with Middleweight Action. It's a Tale as old as time: Samurai vs Ninjas! As Nolo Kitano faces Ichiban in an Anime Fight with They Do all the Moves and All the Flips. Somehow this Phillie Audience who boo Crap like this usually and once Flipped off Santa in a wwe Xmas taping, liked this, But There should have been a follow-up with TJ Crawford after the match. Ichiban won. They are really building to something.

Backstage the Pegwarmer himself Matt Midcardona Did an Interview Which in my mind Sounded like this:

"waaaaah, I uSED tO gET 7 nUMBER pAYCHECKS fOR bEING A jOBBER! hOW a sUPPOSE TO fILL mY mANSION wITH aCTION fIGURES nOW? WAAAAAH!!!1!"

Last week MicroShite was going to be Punted, by Snitsky and Sam Adonis until the Second Gears Made the Save. However Microman is missing this week. After filming last week, Azteca Henchman Kidnapped Sam. So this is Sam's Out. As Alluded above, Sam is Corey Graves' Brother, Perhaps it's time for Sam to make some phonecalls!

Pretape and Fat Mudshow Fuck claims he's Raven star Pupil, which makes Akira Give him the sideeye. 

Back to ringside, And Mister Saint Laurent introduces Becca who gloats about Delmi's injury.

All night they had being building up an Announcement By Don King and by "Announcement" they meant "Paid Don King's Cameo Account" Once again Unless Don is Physically in the ring. This will apply to these messages:

 Anyway Don King tells us what we already knew from last week. At Slaughterhouse, Alex Kane faces Bulldog Junior.

Backstage MLW Owner Court Bauer is Shown Blueprints for a match Mance Warner has made up! I'm sure it'll be made clear close to Slaughterhouse!

Which Bring us to...Becca Again....Having a Costume Change. She's at Ringside to watch Little Guido vs Her Stalker/Simp Love Doug, who Comes out with a Creamy Cake:

      

Anyway Doug defeats The veteran with the most Devastating Move in Pro Wrestling, the Surprise Rollup. #BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!

After the Match, You'll Never Guess what happened Next! Tis a Shock I tell you! Wouldn't You Know who Won The Pony: But Becca smashed Doug's Face into the cake.

In Selina's Office on her Desk is a Duffle Bag with a Motor Inside making it Move. Selina Dela Renta Claims Microman is Inside and she's gonna give him the "Box of Unwanted Kittens" Treatment and Throw him into the River!

     

Main event and how many Times Is MLW going to Allow Ricky Shame Page to Cause a No Contest EVERY SINGLE WEEK! Before the Crowd turns on the product. To that Point Matthew Justice, who looks and Wrestles like Food At Home Seth Rollins, had a good Match with Akira, who Despite Debuting missing a kick on a man who was held down and Duct taped, Has good Fundamentals, Justice was Blinded by Shame Page and a New Member of The Calling, Cannonball a FATTER! Mudshow Fuck! in a Lucha Mask and Raiders Jersey. Show ends with Second Gears Fighting back stage.

Join me Next week for more fall out!

MLW FUSION EPISODE 182: GIMPS, SIMPS AND SHRIMPS!

 (PREVIOUSLY ON THE LAST TWO WEEKS IN MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

This episode will focus on the fallout of the 2 undercard matches from Fury Road. Namely Ichiban's shock win over Hot Sauce Williams and Becca's Tune up match with Maki Itoh!

Last week Monsieur Saint Laurent Revealed the new Acquisition to World Titan Federation. Gene Snitsky. who Came later last week to Deal with Microman, until the Second gear crew ran in. 

So to this weeks Episode. Ichiban who is either Black or Latino, I cannot tell-HE'S DEFINITELY NOT ASIAN! Continues his Shocking Win-streak this time Against the Silver Haired Warrior-TJ Crawford. MLW Could do something with Crawford and Despite Being A Non-Asian Doing a Asian gimmick, He's in a Lucha Mask with a Afro Samurai Number 1 headband. He's definitely Fun to watch. After the Match a Hooded Figure whispered Something in Crawford's ear and they left together. While I may Moan that this means Crawford is Getting Repackaged as a Ninja or something, At least he's Being used!

With Her Stalker/Lackey at commentary, Love-Doug Gushed over Becca as the self proclaimed "International Popstar" Squashed Tiara James. She Needs a new Name before People mistake her for WWE'S Kiana James. It's Stupid, but it can happen, in fact watch it happen if Tiara gets more exposure!

Anyway, Becca Won and she Blow off Doug, NO NOT LIKE THAT! STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT!

Backstage Salina Made her Presence known twice. First in her own interview where she arranged Taya and Johnny being Jumped weeks ago and later, she Confronted Jacob Fatu. or "Shamu" as she called her, about being Jumped by Contra all those years ago.

and Now.....The Main event....He's not just Shite, He's a Microshite!

Microshite vs Sam Adonis ended in a dq after Gene Snitsky and MSL Attacked Microman and attempted to Punt him. I don't know what's was Slower, Gene Snitsky moving in the ring, or the Truck cueing The Second Gear Crew's Music.

Alex Kane had a Press Conference where after everything he saw, MSL interrupted The World's Champion for his client Bulldog Junior. Kane Pissed off made Davey Boy Smith Junior the next Contender!

Next week, on MLW FUSION, We have Don King on the show (If he's actually in the Ring and not reading off a Script via Satellite, I will be Surprised. BUT WAIT! Before we go off the air, The Calling had Ambushed the Second Gear Crew as they went backstage but a 4th Man comes to their rescue as Rob Dombroski asks Matt Striker "IS THAT JIMMY LLOYD?"

WHO?

I don't know, Rob, Is it?

See you here Next week!

MLW Fusion Episode 181: Fury Road Fallout

 (Previously On MLW....)

Last Sunday was The Fury Road Payperview. And we had a few talking points.

Alex Kane Retained the World's Title against Willie Mack. In a match with I'm told had all the emotion and False Finishes a Match like this should have. The Fat Mudshow Fuck,  Defeated Jacob Fatu In a rotten Weaponised Ring, Weapons Everywhere match! The Fat Turd, Who looks like he fell asleep and woke up to find a Child's Felt Tip Drawing of an Eagle done on his Bloated Chest is now the National Openweight Champion.

Speaking of Bloated! Mance Warner lost a kiss my Foot match to Monsieur Saint Laurent's new Client, the Peg warmer himself, Matt Mid Cardona. The Former Wwe Jobber for life, won on a Distraction. By the French Canadian Carny and it was his foot that was to he kissed, instead it was a Hickey, Because Mance bit into Laurent's Foot!

 CURRENT TITLE HOLDERS (ALL CAPS DENOTES RECENT TITLE CHANGE)

• World Heavyweight champion: Alex Kane
• NATIONAL OPENWEIGHT: RICKY SHANE PAGE
• Middleweight: Akira
• Tag: The Calling (Akira and Ricky Shane Page)
• Featherweight: Delmi Exo (Currently Injured)

We Open With Saint Laurent's Big Disgusting Foot In View In the offices of World Titan Federation (Yeah haha WTF HAHA!), Vowing Revenge on Mance Warner. We cut to MSL At ringside introducing the newest member of World Titan Federation -Gene Snitsky, who Made short work of Equal Size Man Mountain Yucifer Hell! The huge Jobber Was put on a stretcher and was still Destroyed After the match.

We get A Video Package of The Returning Selina De la Renta. I missed her, and not for the reasons you think, But needed Proper MODERN Heel Managers in the Company!

Calvin Tankman had a Promo bigging up tonight's Main Event, A WORLD TITLE MATCH.....For A different Company's Belt! Because MLW have a deal with WXW From Germany, Tankman will face Irie for the belt Tonight...But before that.....He's Not Just Shite, He's a Microshite!

Trios match with Little Guido, Ray Jazz and Jesus Rodriguez (Formerly Ricardo Rodriguez) as the Honorary Italian. And their Opponents. Midas Black, a Non-descript Black Guy Dressed as a Ringmaster and as he holds up a Hula Hoop, This Fat White Guy, Who I swear Must be the Brother or Cousin Of Pizzeria Uno, He's called Jay Lion- a White Guy in a Lion Themed Lucha Mask Rolls through the Hula Hoop and nearly gets Stuck with the Mane from the mask and the Fat rolls from his Back! And here's Microman and there goes The Opponents Creditability!  Faces Won like you care!

Speaking of Things that should have being Cared About, Out come the now Former MLW wrestler, Sam Adonis and after this Promo, You'll see Why! He cuts a promo claiming Microman....Is a Deadbeat Dad! This Brings out Snitsky and MSL To attack the Mane Event and Microshite! MLS Has a bag of babydolls which Snitsky Punts into the Audience. Out The Second Gear Crew Who had Adopted Micropenis as their Mascot makes the Save when Snitsky was going to Punt him!

Video Package Of Alex Kane Backstage  Before and After his Title Win. In the biggest win and match of his young career!

Main event match time Shigehiro Irie Retained Germany's WXW World's championship. Two Big Bulls and after what i had to watch to get to this point, I'll take it!

2 Powerhouses working a Slow paced Match which grew Stream and lockup from the opening Bell. As matches like this should start! Shigehiro is Rarely overshadowed but Tankman is a 400 Pounder! Still That Meant Irie had to Play Speedster in this match, using Chops and Cannonballs and finally the Big Lariat for the win.

With less than A Minute of Airtime, Jacob Fatu Calls out a Star of New Japan because of the New Deal and He's Calling out....Minoru Sazuki...The Murder Grampa!

Join me next week, for Alex Kane's Announcement on his new opponent, Microcrap Vs Sam Adonis and a whole lot more Next week!

MLW FUSION EPISODE 180 REVIEW: 0-2 FOR SEPTEMBER PAYPERVIEWS!

 In Memory of Both Terry Funk and Wyndham Rotunda "Bray Wyatt"

First I would like to Apologise for Everyone who was expecting Payback Results. However Due to Technical Issues, Payback couldn't be Purchased. Plus i was never going to Fork over Money on a fucking app to watch Wrestling on half a screen! Apologies again, but that's why my Schedules say "Subject to Change"

So lets get into This week's Fusion. Which was Really Just a Go Home Show with Interviews from The Champion Alex Kane and The Challenger Willie Mack. A Contrast of Personalities. Alex Kane was Training in A Facility that we are led to Believe once Trained MMA Greats and Mike Tyson. (Like we are to Believe that Cameo Don King Read out like he was being held Hostage was the real deal!) While Mack walked around a destitute Neighbourhood taking about how Alex Kane Denied letting him in the ring during the title celebration ! 

Only 2 Matches on this Show. The Title Match between Alex Kane Wresting the Belt off Alex Hammerstone last month, and A Willie Mack match from 3 weeks ago.

Now, I had Previously seen the Title Change on Alex Kane's Youtube Channel, (I don't know if it's actually his or a fansite, but all his Matches even payperview matches are on there days in advance of tapings so check it out!) But Alex Kane Defeated the Former Champion Alexander Hammerstone, In a Tour De Force Performance of a Lifetime! The Usually Beloved Hammer, was Booed at times in South Philly. With Kane being Cheered. I Suppose It just comes with long title reigns-People always want something new. Anyway, If you were Just expecting two Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat, You Thought Wrong! This was an Athletic Contest. Alex Kane is without a Doubt, one of The Best Young Indie Wrestlers on the planet, He can go with anyone and make them Better, And I'm not Saying Hammerstone sucks, but in this match His slams and Bearhugs looked a lot Crisper, than before! Without the Support of the Crowd, Alex Hammerstone tapped out, As Kane held the belt high with All his Entourage in the Bombaye Fight Club gathered around him, and Him "Major Leaguing" Willie from not entering the ring!

After a few Card Run Downs For Fury Road, we got the 3 man where Willie Mack showed off his Stuff against Johnny Lastbrick (That's John Hennigan, BTW, He's called Johnny Lastbrick because of a Promo in Mexico, where he got Cheap Heat from saying he will personally give the Fake-Tan Fascist the "Last Brick" for the Border Wall.) Johnny has recently quit in favour of AEW, Speaking of Quitting By the Time you read his Sentence, Lio Rush has Quit and Returned to the Business.

Anyway, With Lio being Lio and Hennigan using up his last Dates. Everyone Not named Willie Mack came in with Jobber-Face! Nothing to write Home About. Triple Threat, One fall to a Finish. LAAAAAZZZZZZY BOOKING!

Join me Next Monday for Episode 181-All the fall out from Fury Road!