PREVIOUSLY ON MLW FUSION...
MLW CHAMPIONS- No Changes
- World's: Alex Kane
- Openweight: FAT MUDSHOW FUCK!
- Middleweight: SMALL MUDSHOW FUCK!
- Tag: the calling (Fat and Small Mudshow Fuck)
- Featherweight: Delmi Exo (Currently Injured)
Last week we Ended the episode with Jimmy Llloyd coming to the aid of the Second Gear Crew, This week we start with them cutting a Promo. Jimmy Lloyd Is not Physically impressive But I'll save Judgement when I Actually see him Wrestle. Mance Warner claims the reason Matthew Justice isn't with them is he's getting ready for His match against Middleweight champion Akira.
Speaking off, we kick off with Middleweight Action. It's a Tale as old as time: Samurai vs Ninjas! As Nolo Kitano faces Ichiban in an Anime Fight with They Do all the Moves and All the Flips. Somehow this Phillie Audience who boo Crap like this usually and once Flipped off Santa in a wwe Xmas taping, liked this, But There should have been a follow-up with TJ Crawford after the match. Ichiban won. They are really building to something.
Backstage the Pegwarmer himself Matt Midcardona Did an Interview Which in my mind Sounded like this:
"waaaaah, I uSED tO gET 7 nUMBER pAYCHECKS fOR bEING A jOBBER! hOW a sUPPOSE TO fILL mY mANSION wITH aCTION fIGURES nOW? WAAAAAH!!!1!"
Last week MicroShite was going to be Punted, by Snitsky and Sam Adonis until the Second Gears Made the Save. However Microman is missing this week. After filming last week, Azteca Henchman Kidnapped Sam. So this is Sam's Out. As Alluded above, Sam is Corey Graves' Brother, Perhaps it's time for Sam to make some phonecalls!
Pretape and Fat Mudshow Fuck claims he's Raven star Pupil, which makes Akira Give him the sideeye.
Back to ringside, And Mister Saint Laurent introduces Becca who gloats about Delmi's injury.
All night they had being building up an Announcement By Don King and by "Announcement" they meant "Paid Don King's Cameo Account" Once again Unless Don is Physically in the ring. This will apply to these messages:
Anyway Don King tells us what we already knew from last week. At Slaughterhouse, Alex Kane faces Bulldog Junior.
Backstage MLW Owner Court Bauer is Shown Blueprints for a match Mance Warner has made up! I'm sure it'll be made clear close to Slaughterhouse!
Which Bring us to...Becca Again....Having a Costume Change. She's at Ringside to watch Little Guido vs Her Stalker/Simp Love Doug, who Comes out with a Creamy Cake:
Anyway Doug defeats The veteran with the most Devastating Move in Pro Wrestling, the Surprise Rollup. #BANTHEFUCKINGROLLUP!
After the Match, You'll Never Guess what happened Next! Tis a Shock I tell you! Wouldn't You Know who Won The Pony: But Becca smashed Doug's Face into the cake.
In Selina's Office on her Desk is a Duffle Bag with a Motor Inside making it Move. Selina Dela Renta Claims Microman is Inside and she's gonna give him the "Box of Unwanted Kittens" Treatment and Throw him into the River!
Main event and how many Times Is MLW going to Allow Ricky Shame Page to Cause a No Contest EVERY SINGLE WEEK! Before the Crowd turns on the product. To that Point Matthew Justice, who looks and Wrestles like Food At Home Seth Rollins, had a good Match with Akira, who Despite Debuting missing a kick on a man who was held down and Duct taped, Has good Fundamentals, Justice was Blinded by Shame Page and a New Member of The Calling, Cannonball a FATTER! Mudshow Fuck! in a Lucha Mask and Raiders Jersey. Show ends with Second Gears Fighting back stage.
Join me Next week for more fall out!
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