WWE DRAFT 2024-FULL RESULTS

 This year a few changes. The champions are now locked to a brand. This is no longer to avoid confusion, but it must be a direct shot to AEW And it's 900 titles because they give publicity to every outlaw Company.

Two we heard that Roman Reigns has opted out of the Draft. 

So here are your night one draft picks to be implemented on the 8th of May.

ROUND 1

BIANCA BELAIR REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

SETH ROLLINS REMAINS ON RAW

CARMELO HAYES DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

JEY USO REMAINS ON RAW

ROUND 2

RANDY ORTON REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

BRON BREAKER DRAFTED TO RAW

THE ANNOYING POTATO NNNNNNNNNNIA JAX IS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE CHICKEN WAITRESS REMAINS ON RAW 

ROUND 3

LA KNIGHT REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

RICHO-STOOGE REMAINS ON RAW

BLOODLINE REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

SHEAMUS  DRAFTED TO RAW (OFFICIALLY)

ROUND 4

AJ STYLES REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ALPHA ACADEMY REMAIN ON RAW

ANDRADE DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

KIANA JAMES DRAFTED TO RAW

THE SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT AKA "CREATIVE HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU, PAL!"

FYRE/DAWN DRAFTED TO RAW

BARON CORBIN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

CEDRIC/ADONIS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

IVAR REMAINS ON RAW

SHAYNA REMAINS ON RAW

OC REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ZOEY STARK REMAINS ON RAW

And Now the Results which took place Hours Ago. On Monday night raw....

ROUND 1

IMPERIUM (BILLED AS ONLY GUNTHER AND KAISER) REMAINS ON RAW

JADE CARGILL REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

DAMAGE CONTROL REMAINS ON RAW (THOUGH BY VIRTUE OF HAVING THE WOMEN'S TAG TITLES, THE KABUKI WARRIORS ARE CURRENTLY TRI-BRANDED!

KEVIN OWENS REMAINS ON RAW

ROUND 2

CM PUNK REMAINS ON RAW

THE PRIDE (LASHLEY/DAWKINS/FORD/B-FAB) REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

BRAUN STROWMAN REMAINS ON RAW

TIFFANY STRATTON REMAINS ON SMACKDOWN

ROUND 3

LWO (INCLUDING CARLITO, WHO WAS PROVEN TO BE A TRAITOR!) ALL DRAFTED TO RAW

LUCHA WITHOUT THE SUITS REMAIN ON SMACKDOWN

DREW MCINTYRE REMAINS ON RAW

SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 4

JUDGEMENT DAY REMAIN ON RAW (AS CHAMPION, DAMIAN PRIEST WAS LOCKED ONTO RAW. RHEA IS INJURED SO SHE IS INELIGIBLE FOR DRAFT)

NAOMI REMAINS ON RAW

IYLA DRAGONUV DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

GREEN/NIVEN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 5

NEW DAY REMAINS ON RAW

PRETTY DEADLY REMAINS ON RAW

LYRA VALKYRIA DRAFTED TO RAW

INDI WRESTLING AND MRS SAMEFACE DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

ROUND 6

FINAL TESTAMENT DRAFTED TO RAW

DIY DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

BRONSON REED REMAINS ON RAW

BLAIR DAVENPORT DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE SECOND SUPPLEMENTAL WHICH SINCE VINCE IS GONE IS NOW RENAMED FOR THE NEW CCO: THE "YOU HAVE TO BE AS TALL AS ME-UH, TO GET A PUSH" SUPPLEMENTAL!

APOLLO CREWS DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

DIAMOND MINE (CREED BROTHERS AND IVY NILE) REMAIN ON RAW

DIJAK DRAFTED TO RAW

VINCI DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

THE CORONA QUEENS (CARTER/CHANCE)

NATTIE REMAINS ON RAW

NEW CATCH REPUBLIC DRAFTED TO RAW

ODYSSEY JONES REMAINS ON RAW

TEGAN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN

FINAL THOUGHTS

IS THAT IT?

No seriously, could this have being the most underwhelming draft ever made?

First of all, Breakker and Ilya on the main roster sharing it with Gunther, Sami, Punk and Mcintyre, GREAT! But there was not much in the way of change!

Smackdown's women division has just become Gutted to make raw's stronger. Smackdown's women just became The Bianca and Naomi Show, While Nia will stay permanent number 2 contender by having a steady diet of Job-girls!

Also it seems Triple h is now using the Draft to end to Feuds that go nowhere, The pride/ final testament feud is over and it looks like We are rehashing Rey vs Dominic with LWO and Judgement Day in tow!

And on a final Note, congratulations on World Hide and Seek Champion, Odyssey Jones, who has not being seen since Last Year's Draft!

Over on Bogger Box Office, Normal Service Resumes next tuesday with my review of Oppenheimer, while on this site, the next review will be the 20th of May with results of MLW Fury Road!

See You Real Soon

PEACE!

MLW WAR CHAMBER II: BLAZING HASSLES ( HAPPY 420 DAY!)

 List of Champions-No change

World's-Satoshi Kojima

Openweight-Ricky Shane Fat Mudshow F*CK Page

Middleweight-Mistico

Tag- World Titan Federation ( Bulldog Jr and Filthy Tom Lawlor)

Featherweight- Janai Kai.

PREVIOUSLY ON MLW....

The Big Story out of War Chamber PPV was Alex Kane was Betrayed by some of the Bombaye Fightclub members causing him to lose to "Flop Dollar" AJ Francis, clearly they were swayed by the money you can make being the Cheeze-its Champion! 

In the Titular match for this event, Team MLW lead by it's champion, Kojima got the win, but then the next Challenger revealed himself- Mads Kruger and his Cohorts in the Sendai Death Squad, make a declaration of war between both the champion and the World Titan Federation.

This month, the focus right now is next month's Azteca Lucha, and the war between Selina and Cesar, playing human chess with their promotional charges. Each wanting to rake up the monopoly of Lucha in North America and to just plain rub it in the face of their rival, The prize is Cesar's Key. The Symbolic Key to Unlock the Future of Lucha to be the One and only Agent responsible for Mexico's Fighting Art-form.

But tonight In our main event, Raven must kill his creation, the calling by banding together with a different direction for deathmatches as he gives the reign to Akira to captain his namesake team, The Death Fighters in the War Chamber Match!

Filmed as build up to the War Chamber PPV 3 weeks ago, this is War Chamber II.

First match a precursor to next month's pov and possibly the next special, a Lucha match between Salina's Star Jr Vs Cesar Duran's client, Some washed up middle-aged has-been called Virus. The Crowd did not Care. Once again this is heel Vs heel so the crowd didn't cheer for either. Star Jr won with a lame excuse for a Achilles tendon hold which only proves the Lucha of thus new generation only cares about spots. And spoilers on anyone going to buy Azteca Lucha, but half the confirmed roster are old Fogies, more beat up and washed out than Virus! 

Wtf will defend the tag belts tonight in a backstage interview.

Matthew Justice will now be managed by Bill Alfonso. The legendary ECW ref and manager was Ringside at War Chamber and helped out Justice at the main event.

Tampa's own Budd Heavy returned to MLW with a Slim down physique and mohawk. The Superheavyweight faced Brett Ryan Goseleen, a match on paper would favour Heavy, if this wasn't wrestling. Brett swarmed him like a colony of ants on an elephant, hitting both finishers the Sweet Victory (Rainmaker) and the Paige Turner. I would also like to say, Brett's Conditioning is a lot better from when I say him in his debut.

Salina Backstage is taking with her...mother? Goddam! No I know where she gets it from!

Tag team championship- and finally the crowd was into this as WTF members Filthy Tom Lawlor and Bulldog Jr faces Bombaye Fightclub members of Alex Kane and Mr Thomas, With AJ Francis at Commentary. He denies that the referee that Gabe the match he won against Kane who did a quick count is in the pocket of WTF, buy he did also reveal the date and name of the next PPV...Ritual Combat on the First of June. This match was great and it looked like The Fightclub was going to win, But Kane got distracted by AJ, and that led to Mister Saint Laurent throwing the belt to Lawlor to cheap shot Mr Thomas. WTF retain.

Presented as a Bonus match recorded earlier because Heavy Vs BRG finished Early, Zayda Vs some 7 stone girl from Cirque de Bullshay! They really want to make something out of Zayda Steel so bad, they are finding Japanese Schoolgirls and indie Mudshow girls to make her look good! Zayda won.

Timothy Thatcher Vs Matt Riddle. These two always have great matches together. And this did not disappoint, Good back and Forth with Riddle Being Serious for a change between the Ropes. I Will never understand why WWE let go of Thatcher and why Tony Khan didn't offer him a Contract!

20th of May, Will be date for Fury Road, the Next Special which will be shown on Youtube the 18th of May  ...and that Announcement was interrupted by Ikari Kwan destroying Richard Holiday. Be careful we don't want you to Babyface the Parody of Vince's Management or the Terrorist Cell by doing this!

World Title match. Kojima Vs Bad Dude Tito-Short and Sweet for good Reason, Kojima who is wrestling with a injured Foot is doing Duty on the night this was recorded, remember, these matches are the preshow to the ppv 3 weeks ago. So Kojima was to work a War Chamber match later. Short match to protect the foot injury, but worked well, Tito looked like a monster and Sold the Lariot-O! But it Took more than one attempt to put him Down. So Tito Lost, but he didn't look Weak doing so! Like I said before when MLW Gets it right, they get it right!

Main Event time, and I didn't take Much notes, Since I don't count Garbage Wrestling as Wrestling. Akira was taken out by the calling during his entrance, So he was dragged by Ricky Shane Page During his entrance while Jake Crist was being Mugged By Cannonball and Sami Calahan, Raven Got a big Pop in his first match in years...Even if all he did was swing a kendo Stick. It devolved into Torture P*rn when all 8 men was in the Ring, So i don't remember who was put through the table on the Calling Side, So the winners were the Death Fighters-Newly rechristened as The Response.

I will return with the Scheduled Part 2 of the Barbie Review over on Boggerboxoffice! But Next Tuesday, All the fallout of the WWE DRAFT!

Early Summer Schedule 2024

 Hello Everyone, It's the Monday after Wrestlemania, So that means I am Launching my Update. A lot of things are happening to me Privately which i am not going to make you privy to, Unless I choose to down the line. With that said, Here is my Confirmed List of Reviews, However all this will be Subject to Change.

SCHEDULE FOR SUMMER 2024 ON ENLIGHTENED TOWERS!

• 22nd of April-MLW War chamber II
• June 11th-Clash at the Castle
• September the 2nd-Bash at Berlin

THE IMPLICATION OF THE DATE OF THE BASH'S REVIEW.

As you may know or not, but over on Boggerboxoffice, My reviews are launch first working day of the month, Every Month, with the exceptions of Bank Holidays, because I'm working in the confides of a British calendar. So Yes, I can't drop September's film review because September first is a Sunday. However i will Shadowdrop The Film Review early on the 2nd and tweet a direct link Later on!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SPECIALS

The more Eagle-Eyed of you would have noticed since the new year, that MLW Fusion has had no knew Episodes, and Ayozat here in Britain has took notice, So MLW No longer have a Television deal. And while this would be a deal Breaker....

HAVING INTERNET SPECIAL EVENTS MEANS THEY ARE NOT!

I am Happy to announce that i will Continue coverage on the east coast's Hybrid wrestling alternative with New PPV-length Specials The 4th Monday of each Month!

PERSONAL ISSUES

I will be Using July to visit health professionals and taking wellness days. Once again I reserve the right to cancel things completely!

SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL: ATOMIC PINK!

Starting this week, I will start Writing Boggerboxoffice's Signature Event for my Birthday Month, The Grindhouse Spectacular that is TICKET TO HELL! An Event so Big, it Ends Storylines...Or Starts them Again! Yes For new Readers, Like My Rivals and Heroes, my reviews are usually part of storyline driving towards the Next Ticket to Hell! The New Storyline Is going to be called "The 2 Deaths of E!"

AND IT WILL KICK OFF WITH TWO FILMS THAT WILL NEVER BE SEPERATED

• Atomic Pink-Film ONE-BARBIE LIVE ACTION!
• Atomic Pink-Film TWO-OPPENHEIMER!

Due to the sheer Magnitude of these films, There is a chance that their will not be a June film to review, because I'm still reviewing Oppenheimer!

That's why i haven't revealed anything else-because i can't FOCUS On Anything Else! Getting out As much as can of Ticket between Now and June is top Priority, So as fun as Backlash in France may have being, Sadly i must decline!

The Next post here will Be War chamber. Over on Bogger box office the first 4 pages of Barbie will be Out when they are ready!

Thank you for your support!

WRESTLEMANIA 40 RESULTS ROCK THE DWAYNE'S EXECUTIVE DERISION

 The Following was Written on the morning of Sunday the 7th of April 3 hours after The Main Event.

We kick off with Meek Mill Being this year's Celebrity Idiot Card Reader. With one Working Eye,  do you think him and Shawn Michaels would be friends?

Before the matches, Triple H-Sorry, Paul Triple H Levesque! (i will never get use to that!) comes out to proclaim this will be the Beginning of a new Era, let's hope it's not a New Error! 

And we are off to a great start- Becky Lynch Vs Rhea Ripley For the Raw Women's Championship. A few Boos for Lynch, the Crowd was really cheering For Mami. Finish was Rhea Hitting the Riptide into the turnbuckle and hitting a proper one on the middle of the ring. Rhea Retains.

RIP UNIVERSAL TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS-I Will NOT watch Greymeat Waller just to watch Austin Theory! For the Raw side in his 6 team Schmaltz, R-Turd and GOBSHITE FROM MTV are your Raw champions since they are the sentimental favourites going in.

How Boring can you make Lucha look when you have to have your Faces need to be saved by SOME NFL GUYS?

From Lowering Expectations to a match that was the night's Sleeper Hit, Jimmy Uso Vs Main Event Jey USO, Brother Vs Brother. Finish was Jey going to kick Jimmy's face in, but he had second thoughts as Jimmy Pleaded with the other twin, only it was a setup!, A set up Jey saw coming- Spear and a USO splash ended it 

#ASUKACOOKED!

Everyone who is not named Jade Cargill in this match need to make appointments for their Chiropractors, For carrying her in this match, Also all the matches were sponsored by products this year, match with Latino Talent some kind of Hispanic Drink, that's not so bad- The Match with 3 Black Women on a team was sponsored by A Chicken Shop!

Well colour me Tickled Pink! I thought Sami was not going to beat Gunther as they telegraphed showing Sami's family meeting him backstage, But when Chad Gable said that Sami Owes him a favour, I know what side the bread was buttered! It's good to be surprised!

Next was the Main Event between Seth Franklin Rollins and Cody Rhodes Vs The Bloodline. A good match that told the story but it relied too much on Brawling on the outside, the only thing I loved was seeing A stand of CRIME HYDRATION Being destroyed! And Wouldn't you know who won the pony, The Bloodline make sure to stack the deck tomorrow In the title match for Reigns' Universal Title.

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The Following was Written on Monday the 8th at 10am!

After National Anthem, We are Greeted by Stephanie McMahon, She says that all her Life she has being Physically at Mania Since it's inception. But Now is a new Era, The Levesque Era!

Five seconds after you say "This Edible is SHOT!"

Suffering From the beating Rollins took from The Bloodline a night before, Drew McIntyre Turned Up the Aggression in his Title shot. Drew Won as the Beaten Down Rollins looked dejected as he limped away....BUT!

Drew was giving no time to rest on his Laurels, as Finally after wasted chances and dealing with R-Truth, Damian Priest cashed in Money in the Bank hitting Drew with South of Heaven to Become the 3rd Holder of World Title #3.

Next was AN ABSOLUTE STINKER!-Bobby Lashley and the Street Profits Vs The Final Testament. With Bubba Ray as Referee. This was Just Terrible. It started with Weapons, The Closing Chapter is a terrible Finish, The Valets got involved, (B-Fab fell on Scarlett During her kick and it looked like she was really Hurt!) Lashley is Wasted and Paul Ellering, one of the Best managers in Wrestling History, was Walking around Complaining about his Boys being whooped like.....

This was a match so bad, Not even the next match could escape it's stench! Ok AJ Styles and LA Knight just Kinda happened, But i was expecting a Good Match. And it was...But After what we saw, Good was not Good Enough! Knight Won!

Hall of Fame Inductees For 2024:

The US EXPRESS: MIKE ROTONDA AND BARRY WYNDHAM-Mike lead the Audience in a Tribute to his late Son, Wyndham (Bray Wyatt)

BULL NANAKO: BIT OF A LANGUAGE BARRIER-BUT SHE DID WELL

THUNDERBOLT PATTERSON: HE DID A GREAT SPEECH FOR SOMEONE WHO TECHINICALLY DID NOT WORK FOR WWE, HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR BUT DID STAND TO GIVE HIS SPEECH-"IF ONLY HE HAD MO' TIME!"

LIA MIAVIA: "FEMALE PROMOTOR" 

MUHAMMAD ALI-NEED I SAY MORE?

AND FINALLY-PAUL HEYMAN: Paul changed from his suit to his ecw cap, his black trenchcoat and his Big 80'S Phone as the crowd chanted ECW! Phillie will Never Forget Extreme Championship Wrestling!

United States championship mat-

I MEAN NEXT MATCH WAS IYO VS BAYLEY!

So, what's the Deal with All the Egyptian Theming around Bayley? Did i miss Something? Anyway Great Match, even though Iyo for her title Reign was presented as a Stooge for Bayley and then for Dakota. I Know it's because of Language Barrier but her reign has being unmemorable! With that said Everyone talks about how great Iyo is a high flyer, But she can be Crafty and Cagey with Holds when she wants to! In the End, Bayley's redemption in the eyes of the fans would not be denied and Bayley is smackdown Women's champion

If you thought Brandi was the only surprise in the main event-Strap In because my heart couldn't take it! First Jimmy came out and that bought out Jey. Then Solo was taking out by John Cena. Then Rock the Dwayne and his Big Executive Johnson came out. And People love the Big Johnson....But they scream for the DONG!

As behind Dwayne, in a Hoodie and Hat, Undertaker took out the Final Boss. Unhindered, Cody Done what he couldn't do last year, what his father couldn't Do. A Rhodes is A wwe champion!

Well. That's it! Tomorrow I will Post my Early Summer Schedule, including revealing the two films that make up this years TICKET TO HELL Event over on Bogger Box Office starting real soon. Until then, the Next PPV Will be MLW'S free Special, War Chamber: Death Fighters vs The Calling in 2 weeks time!

See you soon!