The Following was Written on the morning of Sunday the 7th of April 3 hours after The Main Event.
We kick off with Meek Mill Being this year's Celebrity Idiot Card Reader. With one Working Eye, do you think him and Shawn Michaels would be friends?
Before the matches, Triple H-Sorry, Paul Triple H Levesque! (i will never get use to that!) comes out to proclaim this will be the Beginning of a new Era, let's hope it's not a New Error!
And we are off to a great start- Becky Lynch Vs Rhea Ripley For the Raw Women's Championship. A few Boos for Lynch, the Crowd was really cheering For Mami. Finish was Rhea Hitting the Riptide into the turnbuckle and hitting a proper one on the middle of the ring. Rhea Retains.
RIP UNIVERSAL TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS-I Will NOT watch Greymeat Waller just to watch Austin Theory! For the Raw side in his 6 team Schmaltz, R-Turd and GOBSHITE FROM MTV are your Raw champions since they are the sentimental favourites going in.
How Boring can you make Lucha look when you have to have your Faces need to be saved by SOME NFL GUYS?
From Lowering Expectations to a match that was the night's Sleeper Hit, Jimmy Uso Vs Main Event Jey USO, Brother Vs Brother. Finish was Jey going to kick Jimmy's face in, but he had second thoughts as Jimmy Pleaded with the other twin, only it was a setup!, A set up Jey saw coming- Spear and a USO splash ended it
#ASUKACOOKED!
Everyone who is not named Jade Cargill in this match need to make appointments for their Chiropractors, For carrying her in this match, Also all the matches were sponsored by products this year, match with Latino Talent some kind of Hispanic Drink, that's not so bad- The Match with 3 Black Women on a team was sponsored by A Chicken Shop!
Well colour me Tickled Pink! I thought Sami was not going to beat Gunther as they telegraphed showing Sami's family meeting him backstage, But when Chad Gable said that Sami Owes him a favour, I know what side the bread was buttered! It's good to be surprised!
Next was the Main Event between Seth Franklin Rollins and Cody Rhodes Vs The Bloodline. A good match that told the story but it relied too much on Brawling on the outside, the only thing I loved was seeing A stand of CRIME HYDRATION Being destroyed! And Wouldn't you know who won the pony, The Bloodline make sure to stack the deck tomorrow In the title match for Reigns' Universal Title.
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The Following was Written on Monday the 8th at 10am!
After National Anthem, We are Greeted by Stephanie McMahon, She says that all her Life she has being Physically at Mania Since it's inception. But Now is a new Era, The Levesque Era!
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Suffering From the beating Rollins took from The Bloodline a night before, Drew McIntyre Turned Up the Aggression in his Title shot. Drew Won as the Beaten Down Rollins looked dejected as he limped away....BUT!
Drew was giving no time to rest on his Laurels, as Finally after wasted chances and dealing with R-Truth, Damian Priest cashed in Money in the Bank hitting Drew with South of Heaven to Become the 3rd Holder of World Title #3.
Next was AN ABSOLUTE STINKER!-Bobby Lashley and the Street Profits Vs The Final Testament. With Bubba Ray as Referee. This was Just Terrible. It started with Weapons, The Closing Chapter is a terrible Finish, The Valets got involved, (B-Fab fell on Scarlett During her kick and it looked like she was really Hurt!) Lashley is Wasted and Paul Ellering, one of the Best managers in Wrestling History, was Walking around Complaining about his Boys being whooped like.....
This was a match so bad, Not even the next match could escape it's stench! Ok AJ Styles and LA Knight just Kinda happened, But i was expecting a Good Match. And it was...But After what we saw, Good was not Good Enough! Knight Won!
Hall of Fame Inductees For 2024:
The US EXPRESS: MIKE ROTONDA AND BARRY WYNDHAM-Mike lead the Audience in a Tribute to his late Son, Wyndham (Bray Wyatt)
BULL NANAKO: BIT OF A LANGUAGE BARRIER-BUT SHE DID WELL
THUNDERBOLT PATTERSON: HE DID A GREAT SPEECH FOR SOMEONE WHO TECHINICALLY DID NOT WORK FOR WWE, HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR BUT DID STAND TO GIVE HIS SPEECH-"IF ONLY HE HAD MO' TIME!"
LIA MIAVIA: "FEMALE PROMOTOR"
MUHAMMAD ALI-NEED I SAY MORE?
AND FINALLY-PAUL HEYMAN: Paul changed from his suit to his ecw cap, his black trenchcoat and his Big 80'S Phone as the crowd chanted ECW! Phillie will Never Forget Extreme Championship Wrestling!
United States championship mat-
I MEAN NEXT MATCH WAS IYO VS BAYLEY!
So, what's the Deal with All the Egyptian Theming around Bayley? Did i miss Something? Anyway Great Match, even though Iyo for her title Reign was presented as a Stooge for Bayley and then for Dakota. I Know it's because of Language Barrier but her reign has being unmemorable! With that said Everyone talks about how great Iyo is a high flyer, But she can be Crafty and Cagey with Holds when she wants to! In the End, Bayley's redemption in the eyes of the fans would not be denied and Bayley is smackdown Women's champion
If you thought Brandi was the only surprise in the main event-Strap In because my heart couldn't take it! First Jimmy came out and that bought out Jey. Then Solo was taking out by John Cena. Then Rock the Dwayne and his Big Executive Johnson came out. And People love the Big Johnson....But they scream for the DONG!
As behind Dwayne, in a Hoodie and Hat, Undertaker took out the Final Boss. Unhindered, Cody Done what he couldn't do last year, what his father couldn't Do. A Rhodes is A wwe champion!
Well. That's it! Tomorrow I will Post my Early Summer Schedule, including revealing the two films that make up this years TICKET TO HELL Event over on Bogger Box Office starting real soon. Until then, the Next PPV Will be MLW'S free Special, War Chamber: Death Fighters vs The Calling in 2 weeks time!
See you soon!
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