MLW ANNIVERSARY: (SCREAMS INTERNALLY IN SPANISH!)

 List of Champions- No CHANGES 

World's: Satoshi Kojima

Openweight :Bad dude Tito

Middleweight: Mistico

Tag COZYMAX: ( Satoshi Kojima and Okumura)

Featherweight: Janai Kai

Welcome to MLW Anniversary Results as we celebrate 22 years of MLW, And we open with the Co-Founder Jared Saint Laurent, but you all know him in Kayfabe as Monsieur Saint Laurent, legitimate Promotor of World Titan Federation. And her has a bone to pick with Paul Walter "Fat Extra From Karate Kid" Hauser, and Hooboy. if you thought an actor would have being better with rebuttals and promos-Remember-EXTRA! From the Phonescreen show from an app! Mercifully, it's over when Tom Lawlor attacks Houser for Eliminating him at Battle Riot, so now Tom Lawlor is going to have some more stink put on him! 

Opening Match: Adam Priest Vs "Bomb Shelter Boy" Bobby Fish. Decent Opener, this would be a match that you'd see on Nxt or Superstars for a new call up getting a contract. Atlanta loves Bobby Fish, I won't get into Politics, But I have learned to separate the art from the artist.

The Opera Cup is Back! Once a Holiday Spectacle in the turn of the last Century to replace Opera when the singers returned home to Europe for Christmas, The Hart Family revived the tournament in 2018. and now the first Qualifier is a former Final's Rematch! Bulldog Jr Vs Timothy Thatcher. And this match was as Good as it was back in Christmas 2018. Real Technical wrestling, A Clinic! Finish was Davey Boy hitting a Tiger Driver 91, and the crowd went insane with boos, They are Buying that AEW Storyline that being Hit a Tiger Driver is like being hit with a Mortal Kombat Fatality!

Second Title match, and Despite the obvious Outcome, this match was Surprisingly Competitive, Between Jake Crist and Selina Dela Renta's Openweight champion, Bad Dude Tito! Tito won with the Tequila Screwdriver after a distraction by Jesus and A run-in by Brett Ryan Goseleen!

In the Back, Dave Marquez interviews Matt Riddle around the Battle Riot Title Shot he won. No Means No Bro goes on a long-winded Weed induced Ramble until Dumi Calahan Attacks Riddle from Behind!

Opera Cup Qualifier 2 Akira Vs Ikuro Kwan

Akira is so over right now, besides It's Ikuro Kwan, Jobber to the Stars!

Middleweight championship Star Jr Vs Mistico-Just in case you were sick of all that Boring stuff like "Wrestling Holds" and "Psychology", when you can have Flippies and Dippies! The Former I've Seen Enough Cara Won with that Headscissors into a Crossface.

You want to feel Old? The Next match was a Women's 3-WAY With one of the competitors being Jimmy Yang's 21 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER! Jazzy Yang!-I started this blog when he was still on smackdown in 2009! I didn't realise he had an adult daughter! Jazzy is more Grounded that her Father who use to-USE TO SAYS-Still!-Flies off the rope, But she did Hit a Yang Time in this match.

But what of the match? It was a 3-WAY match. 

One Fall Match.

No eliminations.

LAAAAAAAAAZZZZZY BOOKING!

It was Jazzy Yang making her debut alongside Dani Jordan, who is doing a mean Girl Gimmick in same company Zayda exists in, Vs Miyu from Stardom, You'd remember she was the 90 Pound Schoolgirl who put another's company's belt up in a title match back on Reload in January. But seemingly she's no longer the (DIES INSIDE!) Stardom Princess Among Princess Champion (How am I supposed to take you seriously?) But she still won this match

MLW Honours Booker Extraordinaire Gary Juster for his life time of Booking major Nwa, Wcw supercards and the first All-In! Please Google Gary Juster because I Could Go into his life and career myself, If His efforts and Accomplishments were not so Innumerable. Great Segment, well Deserved! 

Main Event time Bull-Rope Match between One called Manders and the leader of Contra, Mads Krule Kruger. Manders Jumped Mads with Revenge on his mind. Contra took out both Mander's tag Partner Matthew Justice and Their new Manager, Bill Alfonzo previously. This was a Modern Gimmick match again, as not only was a particular thing legal, everything else was Legal. Finally what seemed like Forever just whaling on each other, Janai Kai Hit the Ring to kick Manders who staggered into the Scorched Earth. Kruger won, but he ordered the Sendai Death Squad to Attack Manders. Justice came out to return the favour, but he was Intercepted Backstage by Kwan and Minoru Sazuki. It seems like It's only a matter of time Krule becomes world's champion!

And in the Last 2 Minutes Selina has a Father's Day Gift for Cesar Duran, he says that Father's Day was last week. SHE'S LATE!

"VERY PROPHETIC WORDS!"

And before you say the pregnancy is fake...

This photo was Taken 16 hours ago from Natalia Class (Selina Dela Renta's) X Account. Congratulations!

And that's it for this month!

Apart from Working on Reviews at home, I am Officially On Sabbatical from Monday due to Health Commitments! As Such I Will be missing out on Blood and Thunder, Money in the Bank and Summerslam. But I will return here For the MLW August special-Night of Beasts.

See you In a month's time!

PEACE

EAMONN 

AKA ENLI!

WWE CLASH AT THE CASTLE: THE GLASS (GOW) CEILING

 Hello everyone! And welcome to the results of Saturday's Clash at the Castle, an auspicious occasion, the last UK Show to be Televised on Tnt Sports, before WWE's worldwide move to Netflix, and before my Countrymen respond, yeah hope you enjoy your week old Raw and Smackdown and reading results on blogs like this when you can just get with the times, because you just know Virgin media won't Spring For the ppvs in The New Year.

First match of the night, a surprising one, but given where we are, of course Drew McIntyre's match was the main event. The opener was for the other world's championship, the Undisputed Championship. Cody Rhodes Vs AJ Styles. Given that this show only had 5 matches, the show was Bookended by long matches. AJ Styles pulled out a Myriad of weapons, including the Handcuffs that would bite him in the Ass, later ( the handcuffs got a "K*nky B****rd" chant going!) Styles also would make the Mistake of Menacing Michelle Runnels aka Momma Rhodes at Ringside, Cody retains by handcuffing Styles and attempting to throw a Ring steps at Styles Head. With that done, Cody can focus on Gunther's title shot....at Summerslam? Well that only proves that Gunther is going into Bash at Berlin as Champion or Challenger! 

Triple Threat tag match ended with a Flukey win by Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn. The other team, Shayna Baszler and "Grandma" Zoey Stark (Shout-out to Jonn Ritland!) Did all the heavy lifting beating the champions of Jade Cargill and Bianca Belair. And they capitalized on to it. Are they only getting booked because of pride month? I know Alba Fyre is married to a man, but they are PRESENTED As a lesbian couple! As soon as July comes around are they just gonna take the belts off them and put them back in the same box Tegan Knox is in until next June? 

Intercontinental championship match between Sami Zayn Vs Chad Gable was more of an angle with Wrestling put in here and there. With Gable sliding out to Confer with Bloatis and his new Blonde Fembot, while Sami slides out to Convince them instead. Gable got on Otis' bad side and knocked down Maxine and he carried her out! Distracted by the Perceived Traitorous walkout, Gable ate a Helluva Kick by Sami, Sami Retains.

If you thought Piper Niven was Winning the women's championship after being Presented as a Stooge for a Jobber's Wife, with the only reason being she's homegrown talent, in a match made the last minute, you're an idiot! Apart from the "Hey Bailey" Chant, the crowd was dead!

WWE Heavyweight championship match between Drew McIntyre and "El Campion" Damian Priest! And with all the Support, with all the cheers, with all the pageantry in Drew's Entrance, with Priest Booed like he just said he's against Scottish Freedom, With all the Good Will in the Nation of Scotland behind Drew McInytre....They DID IT AGAIN TO HIM!

But we kinda knew given The Punk feud coming up! Still Fans in the Hydro after the match be like...

Anyway Crowd built this match to a fever pitch, For a show that only had 5 matches and a skeleton crew of superstars and was Bookended by 2 long matches with Video packages, the crowd made this match, It was Drew for 70 percent of this match, until the ref-bump during the Claymore Kick,  a Second ref came Down and Drew pinned the Champion But then the ref counted 2 and flipped Drew Off! The camera work was Impeccable, as we never saw The second refs Face until we saw and Heard the reaction of those who could see from that angle...when the Camera showed Punks Face, Both Sides of the pro and Against Reacted hard! Distracted, Punk Uppercutted him in the Love Spuds and he staggered into South of heaven! A Dusty Finish to screw Mcintyre in the UK again! 

And that does it for the last UK show to be televised by TNT UK!

But this is not the last PPV of this month, before I take my Sabbatical Next month, I'll have results in 7 days time, of MLW Anniversary!

MLW BATTLE RIOT 2024 RESULTS -A FOOT RACE WITH EXTRA STEPS!

 List of Champions-CHANGES

• World's: Satoshi Kojima
• Openweight: Bad dude Tito
• Middleweight: Mistico
• Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okumura)
• Featherweight: Janai Kai

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

At the Azteca Lucha PPV, Cesar Duran and Selina Dela Renta had a war to determine who will be the Top Lucha promotor in North America and the Holder of the Cesar Key, the Symbolic item to show that you are the one entrusted with the power to shape the Future of Lucha.

When the Result was a tie, Selina stole the key, until she was kidnapped by Azteca Henchmen.

Later on in the carpark, Cesar and some Azteca Henchwomen, intimidated Selina with the safety of her mother on the line. So that answers my question for months now- I guess Selina and Promotionales Dorado are the faces!

We open with Featherweight Championship match between Delmi Exo Vs Janai Kai. Good match. Even though Janai is now Contra, Selina came out to spray hairspray and kick Cesar in the Nuts, I'm surprised after what we learned later, Selina didn't fade out of existence. And no I didn't think she did it as a favour for her former charge, I think it was Revenge above Reason. Kai retains after the Spun kick to a blinded Delmi.

Backstage Paul Walter Houser, the fat extra from The Karate Kid Show from an App! Is fanboying over Jimmy Wang, Masa Chono, 2 cold Scorpio and the Failed Rapper wrestler Clown Cult leader! Paul fawns over an Arachiman costume he bought. Only for it to be Stolen

Next was the worst match of show, the month, possibly this year Ritual Combat, between  Atlanta's Own, Alex Kane and the Former Flop...TOP! Dolla, AJ Francis. The Rules of this S**t-Show, No Pinfall, no count outs, LAAAAAZY BOOKING! There is a throne on the ramp and the only way you can win this match is to sit on it for the count of ten. Aiding the Ref to adjudicate this match are "The Elders" 2 African American greats in Mark Henry and Teddy Long. They will be Judging the Conduct of the two combatants, and Guarding the Throne when they are fighting outside the ring.

So ....what's stopping A Motherf**Ker from knocking the other guy out with a chair and just sauntering to the chair with the Elders dealt with by the heels seconds during the 10 count. Plus it's up the ramp, so not only do you have to fight, but run up a ramp to do so. As eluded to in the title, it was Footrace with extra steps!

and then the Match, and it's clear they did it to hide the Fact AJ....is still terrible! Here's a first, An Alex Kane match that Stunk to high Heavens! The Manitee in Basketball shorts got in Mark Henry's face so he didn't ingratiate himself to well with the Hall of famers! Finish was Kane putting The Cheeze-its Champion through a table!

My next MLW review will be MLW Anniversary-FREE ON YOUTUBE On Saturday the 22nd of this month. Results will be up here the following Monday on the 24th. Yes one week after The Clash at the Castle Pay per view

Title match time for the World's championship. Kojima becoming more and more hurt in the process, but he's a fighting champion despite the foot being an issue, and when his opponent is a Former UFC fighter in Tom Lawlor, we all thought we were getting a new champion. The foot injury seems legit and worse than we thought as it's now taking Kojima longer to make his comeback. I'm sure we are getting a new Champion to go with that new designed belt, sooner than later!

Explain the Twist to this Cesar/Selina Feud In One Image:

YEAH! And the Crowd started Chanting "Jerry! Jerry!" and "Maury Povich"!

No It's the Main Event-The 40 Man Battle Riot

• The Rules of this match every 90 seconds a competitor will enter the Ring until all 40 men have entered. 
• Eliminations occur via being tossed over the top rope, pinfalls, Submissions, Disqualification, Or Failing to Enter Before the next Countdown.
• The Winner will Receive a Title Shot Golden Ticket Good for 1 Year!

ENTRANTS 1-6 MISTICO, JIMMY WANG, STAR JR, RUHIDO, JESUS AND OKAMURU ALL HERE TO DO FLIPPIES AND DIPPIES UNTIL THE REAL WRESTLERS TURN UP!

ENTRANT 7: IKURO KWON Of Contra

Mistico gets Jesus into the La Mistica Crossface and he taps. Jesus is eliminated.

ENTRANT 8: AKIRA

Moonsault bu Yang...But during the entrance of

ENTRANT 9: TOM LAWLOR

Yang gets Rolled up by Star and is eliminated via Pinfall, Ruhido is also eliminated!

ENTRANT 10: JOSH BISHOP

With 2 World Titans, in the ring, Bishop and Lawlor take over

ENTRANT 11-FRESH FROM THE BOMB SHELTER, ITS BOBBY FISH!

Mistico is eliminated

ENTRANTS 13 AND 14-ADAM PRIEST AND PAUL HAUSER MAKE THEIR DEBUTS!

Hauser eliminates Tom Lawlor.....

I REPEAT!

A FAT EXTRA FROM A SHOW FROM A DEAD 80'S FRANCHISE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON REAL TELEVISION, ELIMINATED A FORMER UFC FIGHTER AND WORLD'S CHAMPION!

GRAB TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL, AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE HARBOUR!

ENTRANTS 15 AND 16 SLIM J AND MADS KRUGER

Kruger saves Kwon from Akira who drills Him threw a table, Eliminating Akira who grabbed over the top Rope, and Disqualifying Kwon and Kruger.

ENTRANT 17 MR THOMAS AND 18 WAS CONTRA'S NEW RECRUIT HIDDEN BEHIND THE FLAG TIL THIS MOMENT!

NUMBER 18-THE MURDER GRAMPA MINORU SAZUKI!

ENTRANT 19-BRETT RYAN GOSILEEN

Bishop got in Minoru's face and got choked out for it!

ENTRANT 20-CW ANDERSON

BRG is Thrown over the middle rope so he's not eliminated!

SCOTTY RIGGS IS 21.

Slim J is eliminated

ENTRANT 22-JAKE CRIST

Jake attacks BRG, And it causes Fish to be Eliminated in the process.

ENTRANT 23-THE INANE CLOWN VIOLENT J

Riggs is Eliminated who spent most of his turn clapping his hands!

ENTRANT 24 IS CHRIS DEKKER AKA CHRIS DANGER.

Chris Dekker is a Streamer who does wwe 2K Streams and has being going to indie shows to learn. And i'm reserving saying nice things about him because someone will no doubt send me a tweet or link to him Doing something like a L***n P**l for clout! I'll say one good thing, he pinned and got rid of the Inane Clown Posse

ENTRANT 25-ERNEST THE CAT MILLER

Miller a legit Karate champion, not impressed by Karate Extra!

ENTRANT 26-ONE CALLED MANDERS AMBUSHED BY KRUGER WHO FINALLY ENTERS DESPITE BEING DISQUALIFIED! AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE HERE COMES MR ATTEMPTED MURDER ON A T-SHIRT, DUMI CALAHAN! Crist, and Hauser are eliminated

ENTRANT 28-"Masked Assassin"

Manders eliminates himself to remove Kruger.

ENTRANT 29-ALEX KANE LAST YEAR'S WINNER!

Kane unmasked the Assassin to reveal...Tom Lawlor, who is eliminated again!

ENTRANT 30 MATTHEW JUSTICE,

Manders helps Justice, Despite being Eliminated.

ENTRANT 31: MATT RIDDLE

Riddle pins Miller and then throws out Gosselin

ENTRANT 32: ANDREW EVERETT

Who gets Bitten by Dumi for his sins, Anderson taps to the Bro-Lock

ENTRANT 33-IS KIMCHEE

 

Tito is Eliminated

ENTRANTS 34 AND 35 ARE TIMOTHY THATCHER AND DR CORNWALLIS

NEXT 3 SUGE D MAKING IS DEBUT, RICKY SHANE "FAT MUDSHOW F**K" PAGE AND THE IRON DEMON SHANE MERCER, A BODYBUILDER

ENTRANT 39 IS SOMEONE IN HAUSER'S STOLEN ARACHNOMAN COSTUME, SO OUT COMES HAUSER TO RETRIEVE HIS PROPERTY...AND IT'S TOM LAWLOR AGAIN! WHO IS ELIMINATED...AGAIN!

Suge d is eliminated,

FORTIETH AND FINAL COMPETITOR IS BULLDOG JR.

Final eliminations in Order

• Mercer and Justice
• Kane to massive Boos from this Hometown Crowd
• Sazuki
• Thatcher
• Bulldog Jr
• Calahan

WINNER OF BATTLE RIOT 2024: MATT RIDDLE!

Okay Clearly the plan is to Put the title on Riddle sooner than Later, But personally? Kruger Should have won! The champion is hurt and everyone can see it, have Kruger take the title and then have Riddle cash in the Golden Ticket, that's what i would do....

Nonetheless Join me In A Fortnight for full results of WWE CLASH AT THE CASTLE!