MLW BATTLE RIOT 2024 RESULTS -A FOOT RACE WITH EXTRA STEPS!

 List of Champions-CHANGES

• World's: Satoshi Kojima
• Openweight: Bad dude Tito
• Middleweight: Mistico
• Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okumura)
• Featherweight: Janai Kai

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

At the Azteca Lucha PPV, Cesar Duran and Selina Dela Renta had a war to determine who will be the Top Lucha promotor in North America and the Holder of the Cesar Key, the Symbolic item to show that you are the one entrusted with the power to shape the Future of Lucha.

When the Result was a tie, Selina stole the key, until she was kidnapped by Azteca Henchmen.

Later on in the carpark, Cesar and some Azteca Henchwomen, intimidated Selina with the safety of her mother on the line. So that answers my question for months now- I guess Selina and Promotionales Dorado are the faces!

We open with Featherweight Championship match between Delmi Exo Vs Janai Kai. Good match. Even though Janai is now Contra, Selina came out to spray hairspray and kick Cesar in the Nuts, I'm surprised after what we learned later, Selina didn't fade out of existence. And no I didn't think she did it as a favour for her former charge, I think it was Revenge above Reason. Kai retains after the Spun kick to a blinded Delmi.

Backstage Paul Walter Houser, the fat extra from The Karate Kid Show from an App! Is fanboying over Jimmy Wang, Masa Chono, 2 cold Scorpio and the Failed Rapper wrestler Clown Cult leader! Paul fawns over an Arachiman costume he bought. Only for it to be Stolen

Next was the worst match of show, the month, possibly this year Ritual Combat, between  Atlanta's Own, Alex Kane and the Former Flop...TOP! Dolla, AJ Francis. The Rules of this S**t-Show, No Pinfall, no count outs, LAAAAAZY BOOKING! There is a throne on the ramp and the only way you can win this match is to sit on it for the count of ten. Aiding the Ref to adjudicate this match are "The Elders" 2 African American greats in Mark Henry and Teddy Long. They will be Judging the Conduct of the two combatants, and Guarding the Throne when they are fighting outside the ring.

So ....what's stopping A Motherf**Ker from knocking the other guy out with a chair and just sauntering to the chair with the Elders dealt with by the heels seconds during the 10 count. Plus it's up the ramp, so not only do you have to fight, but run up a ramp to do so. As eluded to in the title, it was Footrace with extra steps!

and then the Match, and it's clear they did it to hide the Fact AJ....is still terrible! Here's a first, An Alex Kane match that Stunk to high Heavens! The Manitee in Basketball shorts got in Mark Henry's face so he didn't ingratiate himself to well with the Hall of famers! Finish was Kane putting The Cheeze-its Champion through a table!

My next MLW review will be MLW Anniversary-FREE ON YOUTUBE On Saturday the 22nd of this month. Results will be up here the following Monday on the 24th. Yes one week after The Clash at the Castle Pay per view

Title match time for the World's championship. Kojima becoming more and more hurt in the process, but he's a fighting champion despite the foot being an issue, and when his opponent is a Former UFC fighter in Tom Lawlor, we all thought we were getting a new champion. The foot injury seems legit and worse than we thought as it's now taking Kojima longer to make his comeback. I'm sure we are getting a new Champion to go with that new designed belt, sooner than later!

Explain the Twist to this Cesar/Selina Feud In One Image:

YEAH! And the Crowd started Chanting "Jerry! Jerry!" and "Maury Povich"!

No It's the Main Event-The 40 Man Battle Riot

• The Rules of this match every 90 seconds a competitor will enter the Ring until all 40 men have entered. 
• Eliminations occur via being tossed over the top rope, pinfalls, Submissions, Disqualification, Or Failing to Enter Before the next Countdown.
• The Winner will Receive a Title Shot Golden Ticket Good for 1 Year!

ENTRANTS 1-6 MISTICO, JIMMY WANG, STAR JR, RUHIDO, JESUS AND OKAMURU ALL HERE TO DO FLIPPIES AND DIPPIES UNTIL THE REAL WRESTLERS TURN UP!

ENTRANT 7: IKURO KWON Of Contra

Mistico gets Jesus into the La Mistica Crossface and he taps. Jesus is eliminated.

ENTRANT 8: AKIRA

Moonsault bu Yang...But during the entrance of

ENTRANT 9: TOM LAWLOR

Yang gets Rolled up by Star and is eliminated via Pinfall, Ruhido is also eliminated!

ENTRANT 10: JOSH BISHOP

With 2 World Titans, in the ring, Bishop and Lawlor take over

ENTRANT 11-FRESH FROM THE BOMB SHELTER, ITS BOBBY FISH!

Mistico is eliminated

ENTRANTS 13 AND 14-ADAM PRIEST AND PAUL HAUSER MAKE THEIR DEBUTS!

Hauser eliminates Tom Lawlor.....

I REPEAT!

A FAT EXTRA FROM A SHOW FROM A DEAD 80'S FRANCHISE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON REAL TELEVISION, ELIMINATED A FORMER UFC FIGHTER AND WORLD'S CHAMPION!

GRAB TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL, AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE HARBOUR!

ENTRANTS 15 AND 16 SLIM J AND MADS KRUGER

Kruger saves Kwon from Akira who drills Him threw a table, Eliminating Akira who grabbed over the top Rope, and Disqualifying Kwon and Kruger.

ENTRANT 17 MR THOMAS AND 18 WAS CONTRA'S NEW RECRUIT HIDDEN BEHIND THE FLAG TIL THIS MOMENT!

NUMBER 18-THE MURDER GRAMPA MINORU SAZUKI!

ENTRANT 19-BRETT RYAN GOSILEEN

Bishop got in Minoru's face and got choked out for it!

ENTRANT 20-CW ANDERSON

BRG is Thrown over the middle rope so he's not eliminated!

SCOTTY RIGGS IS 21.

Slim J is eliminated

ENTRANT 22-JAKE CRIST

Jake attacks BRG, And it causes Fish to be Eliminated in the process.

ENTRANT 23-THE INANE CLOWN VIOLENT J

Riggs is Eliminated who spent most of his turn clapping his hands!

ENTRANT 24 IS CHRIS DEKKER AKA CHRIS DANGER.

Chris Dekker is a Streamer who does wwe 2K Streams and has being going to indie shows to learn. And i'm reserving saying nice things about him because someone will no doubt send me a tweet or link to him Doing something like a L***n P**l for clout! I'll say one good thing, he pinned and got rid of the Inane Clown Posse

ENTRANT 25-ERNEST THE CAT MILLER

Miller a legit Karate champion, not impressed by Karate Extra!

ENTRANT 26-ONE CALLED MANDERS AMBUSHED BY KRUGER WHO FINALLY ENTERS DESPITE BEING DISQUALIFIED! AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE HERE COMES MR ATTEMPTED MURDER ON A T-SHIRT, DUMI CALAHAN! Crist, and Hauser are eliminated

ENTRANT 28-"Masked Assassin"

Manders eliminates himself to remove Kruger.

ENTRANT 29-ALEX KANE LAST YEAR'S WINNER!

Kane unmasked the Assassin to reveal...Tom Lawlor, who is eliminated again!

ENTRANT 30 MATTHEW JUSTICE,

Manders helps Justice, Despite being Eliminated.

ENTRANT 31: MATT RIDDLE

Riddle pins Miller and then throws out Gosselin

ENTRANT 32: ANDREW EVERETT

Who gets Bitten by Dumi for his sins, Anderson taps to the Bro-Lock

ENTRANT 33-IS KIMCHEE

 

Tito is Eliminated

ENTRANTS 34 AND 35 ARE TIMOTHY THATCHER AND DR CORNWALLIS

NEXT 3 SUGE D MAKING IS DEBUT, RICKY SHANE "FAT MUDSHOW F**K" PAGE AND THE IRON DEMON SHANE MERCER, A BODYBUILDER

ENTRANT 39 IS SOMEONE IN HAUSER'S STOLEN ARACHNOMAN COSTUME, SO OUT COMES HAUSER TO RETRIEVE HIS PROPERTY...AND IT'S TOM LAWLOR AGAIN! WHO IS ELIMINATED...AGAIN!

Suge d is eliminated,

FORTIETH AND FINAL COMPETITOR IS BULLDOG JR.

Final eliminations in Order

• Mercer and Justice
• Kane to massive Boos from this Hometown Crowd
• Sazuki
• Thatcher
• Bulldog Jr
• Calahan

WINNER OF BATTLE RIOT 2024: MATT RIDDLE!

Okay Clearly the plan is to Put the title on Riddle sooner than Later, But personally? Kruger Should have won! The champion is hurt and everyone can see it, have Kruger take the title and then have Riddle cash in the Golden Ticket, that's what i would do....

Nonetheless Join me In A Fortnight for full results of WWE CLASH AT THE CASTLE!