AN ATTEMPT TO ANNOUNCE THE REST OF THE YEAR'S SCHEDULE!

 Well....Night 2 of mania was underwhelming, wasn't it?

So it looks like I have to ride my own wave of Excitement, By Attempting to Announce my Whole Schedule for the rest of the year. Because of Health and Family Reasons, I hold the right to Cancel anything on this schedule Outright if I have to.

ESTIMATED SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS FOR THE REST OF 2025

• May- MLW AZTECA LUCHA
• Sometime in May/June-WWE DRAFT
• June 9th-NXT/AAA: World's Collide (AND ONLY WORLD'S COLLIDE!)
• 28th of June-Summer of the Beasts
• September 2nd-Clash in Paris
• September 15th-Fightland
• October 6-Slaughterhouse
• October-Currently Unnamed Australian PLE
• Every month: one or more MLW SPECIALS

PROBLEM SOLVING TEXT

So...You might be wondering why I'm reviewing World's Collide and Not also Money In the Bank which is the same Night. For one reason.

Curiosity.

I Want to see how wwe produces Lucha Libre, how the Outlaw style will be like under the wwe regime. This will be the first time REAL PEOPLE NOT CALLED UNCLE DAVE MELTY-HEAD! Will see Viking-OH ET AL. So i want to see what they can really Do.

THE 600TH POST!

The speed that I have being releasing Posts since the 500th post 2 years ago has being Phenomenal! I Have no idea what PPV Will be on the horizon when i reach 599-But on the launch of the 600th post, I WILL CLOSE THE POST WITH A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

THEME MONTH

I Have an Idea for A theme Month, but It's Contingent on Smash 6 Getting announced. No Smash 6, No Theme Month-SORRY!

ESTIMATED SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE

TICKET TO HELL-THE 299TH AND 300TH POST: BLACK ADAM

The Ending to the 2 Deaths of E Storyline is so big, It Might Not even be just 2 parts!

• ALL OF APRIL AND MAY- 299TH AND 300TH POSTS (MAYBE MORE!) TICKET TO HELL: BLACK ADAM!

TWITTER POLLS

In the Months were I will miss out on WWE Shows Due to health, I Will conduct my second, third and Fourth Twitter Polls to find out what YOU! Want me to Review. I will Give you 4 choices at the end of the final Black Adam review, and the 3 that are not chosen get added to the next poll with a new Choice.

• JUNE: A QUIET PLACE: ZERO HOUR
• JULY: VIEWERS CHOICE 2 WINNER
• AUGUST: VIEWER'S CHOICE 3 WINNER
• SEPTEMBER: GHOSTBUSTERS 5
• OCTOBER: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (TBA)
• NOVEMBER: THE ROOM
• DECEMBER: TRANSFORMERS ONE!

That is a Solid Schedule, I'm proud of it.....

Let's see How much I can get It Done! And hope Smash 6 gets announced for Switch 2! Because the Smash Tier List Idea I have could easily be Stolen.

Any Changes (And I'm expecting them to happen!) will be announced on here and the post linking to that announcement will be pinned on my Twitter now X Account, @RealEnli.

WRESTLEMANIA 41: UNFORTUNATELY USO!

 Opening package, and if I can make an Observation, the show didn't open with National anthem. Probably because of all the Global Strife. It was The same last night too.

Show opens with That DJ who bought his way into being a wasted slot in a fighting game, but then The show began proper. 

World's Heavyweight championship, opened the show, given the perceived lack of faith they have with Jey Uso. Uso came through the crowd with flag bearers and cheerleaders, but was uncharacteristically reposed. But small wonder given the challenge he was about to face. Gunther came to the ring with no pageantry. But he doesn't need it. The match started with a Stare down.  Collar and Elbow tie-up, ends in the corner,  where Gunther hits Uso with the chop. But it's Jey who gets the first knockdown,  causing the champion to take a powder. Back in Uso hits a body slam, but Gunther catches Uso on the top rope and chops him, sending him out. Back in with European uppercuts and chops by the world champion. A hard Irish whip gives Jey the momentum he needed to turn this match around, as he hits a spear, but it looked like it was all over with a powerbomb and a very near pin fall. Gunther annoyed by his persistent challenger, storms away with the belt in protest, but it's a trap, as Uso tried to Tope Suicida, but got smashed in the face woth the Title! Sleeper on Jey which got the crowd chanting Yeet! Gunther goes back to the chops,  but Jey is laughing it off! German Suplex by Jey to counter another attempt of a sleeper. Jey pulls moves out of Gunther's playbook with a powerbomb. Super kick and a spear, and not one but three Uso Splashes, jey chokes Out Gunther with his own sleeper. 

WINNER AND NEW WORLD'S CHAMPION: MAIN EVENT JEY USO.

The New Day are the new champions after beating the War Raiders in a flat match.

Naomi Did a carry job for Jade, as expected. 

We have a new US Champion after what was match of the night. L.A. Knight lost the belt to a very game Jacob Fatu.

Rey Mysterio wasn't medically cleared, so Rey Fenix faced Chad Gable's new Embarrassing Gimmick. And this match was terrible, no fault on Gable. (That Reverse 450 splash was great.) Nor was it The fault of Fenix, terrible worker he can be, no it's the booking and the Gimmick of Grand Americano. The world in the state it's in doesn't need it.

World Charlotte Championship. OOF! Tiffy and Lotty, and I'm calling them childish names because they went into business for themselves and didn't play ball or Play nice. Tiffany aka Mini-Charlotte retains

Hall of fame inductees: Michelle McTaker in the Hall fame with her husband and meal ticket. I mean what's the connection? (Yes that was a reference to a twitter thread caused by "Hurricane " Shane Helms.)

The new "Immortal Moment" seemingly replacing the Warrior award, saw Bret Hart and Steve Austin,  re-inducted for their I quit match at wrestlemania 13.

And to cap off Night one, the emotional roller coaster ride of a triple threat was meant to finish...but my God, what a finish. 

Punk rolls out the ring at the sound of the bell, to converse with Paul Heyman. Rollins tries to bend Roman's Ear, but the Tribal Chief is not having it and Slaps Seth. And all three are back in the ring, as Paul looks on All Distraught. Punk and Rollins destroy the CRIME water display. Double DDT by Punk, followed by the Macho Elbow. Spear into the GTS On Roman, who fights out of it. Front T-Bone Suplex by Punk, the set up for the Anaconda Vice. Seth saves the match with a frog splash. Buckle bomb Seth's opponents. Spear by Roman countered into Seth's Pedigree. Curb Stomp only gets 2. C M Punk powerbombed through the announce table. Rollins Speared, Guillotine choke by Reigns. Rollins puts Punk in a sharpshooter .

Guillotine on Rollins, who counters into a Suplex. Stomp by Punk, GTS. And still it continues!  Everyone is Down. Paul has a steel chair to aid Punk...BUT ITS A SETUP! Paul low blows Punk and sides with Roman....BUT ITS NOT A SETUP! ITS A DOUBLE BLUFF!

Paul Heyman has just sided with the winner of the match, Seth Rollins! 

Standby for Night two.

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They cooked too early last night, as they always do! 

What we were left with was this!

Unlike the main event of night one, This triple threat was not intricate or intriguing. It was 3 Girls, One fall to a finish, LAAAAZZZZY BOOKING. Apart from not making Iyo Sky a putz, Bianca embraced playing the heel, before going full heel, but this was move doers doing moves. Sky retained. And you know what? She needed to. It was The right decision. 

After a whole year, Drew McIntyre finally took the monkey off his back. It was a Garbage match, true, but Glad for Drew.

Not learning from the three Girl Lazy Booking, we have a 4 man LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING....And is there any other Wrestler on the wwe roster, who has meant less than Finn Balor? Cause in point he he took the pin, and shocked of shocks, the crowd turned Dominik Mysterio face! Bron Breakker and Penthouse also ran.

Randy Orton issued a Open challenge, since Kevin Owens is out with an injury. And his opponent appeared....because they said his name! Tna World's champion, Joe Hendry is at wrestlemania....and only got a few moves in...which is an improvement to how wwe use to do things with other companies. 

AJ styles vs Loga....

Woman's Raw Tag match. Bailey was reported to be injured, But it was done to contrive an Irish Dream team of Lyra Valkyria and the return of The Man, Becky Lynch, who took the belts from Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez. 

Undisputed championship match: Cody Rhodes vs John Cena. After hours of this Crowd sitting on their hands all-night, they finally got vocal for anything that wasn't a surprise entrance. The match starts with a Staring contest. But a shoulder barge by Cody starts the Match. But Cena is having none of it, as he leaves the ring to sulk. Suicide dive by Cody. Cena slows the pace as the match comes back in to a halt with a few big clothesline. Pinfall gets only 2. Sleeper hold as the crowd chants "You Can't Wrestle". Sidewalk Slam. Poke in the eyes, ref didn't see it! Tornado DDT. Five moves of Doom leads to the Attitude Adjustment. Only a two count. Cody may retain....If it wasn't for the Nobody in Europe how tried to hit Cody with a Rolex, (They got him, but not Rock The Dwayne?) Travis Scott is taken out, but Cody is left wide open to a low blow. A belt shot a blown nose, and Cena has broken the Record of 17 title Reigns....IF it wasn't for the fact wwe RUINED THE FINISH BY ANNOUNCING JOHN CENA WILL APPEAR ON THE AUSTRALIAN TOUR'S PPV IN OCTOBER!

Well, that's it! Tomorrow I will have my Schedule up here...and it's not a summer update...it's the entire update for the rest of the year!

Wrestlemania 41 predictions

 It's being a while since I've done a predictions Post mainly due to the fact wwe does PLE's Mostly on Saturdays now, So imagine my Surprise on Saturday Morning when the commentators Ran through the FINAL Card for a show  in a weeks time! This must be all we are Getting! 

So here is the Disclaimer:

ALL MATCHES SUBJECT TO CHANGE

NIGHT ONE OF WRESTLEMANIA 41 CONFIRMED MATCHES

ALL MATCHES ARE WRITEN IN DESCENDING IMPORTANCE, FOR EXAMPLE, THE ORDER GOES, MALE WORLD'S TITLE-FEMALE WORLD TITLE, MEN'S SECONDARY TITLE, WOMEN'S SECONDARY TITLE, TAG, NON TITLE MATCH. AND SHOULD NOT BE READ AS THE ORDER OF THE PREMIUM LIVE EVENT!

RAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

GUNTHER (C) VS JEY USO

You can sell as many t-shirts as you want, It doesn't mean Jey Uso is ready to be the World champion! And Stumbling in promos and in the Ring Proves that! I think This might be the biggest mistake the Levesque-McMahon Era will ever Make and we as fans are powerless to stop it!

Money on: Unfortunately Uso! (I think I may name the results that!)

WORLD CHARLOTTE DIVISION

CHARLOTTE VS MINI-CHARLOTTE

If this match is going to be like the promo they had last week expect this to be every bit the trainwreck!

Money on: THIS TO SUCK!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

LA KNIGHT (C) VS JACOB FATU

Could this be the sleeper hit of the night? One state over in Nevada, Could the Californian "Megastar" retain the title from the hands of the Unpredictable Samoan Werewolf? What is a sure Bet is The Bloodline will be in Fatu's Corner. But With Solo Not on the Card. How Does he take this slight Against him?

Money On: Too close to call!

RAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

THE WAR RAIDERS (C) VS THE NEW DAY

Gone are the Silly Gimmicks and both teams are better for it, with The New Day Transformed into Bitter shells of themselves. Expect Big E to get his long deserved receipt after that Great promo back earlier this year.

Money on: Raw Raiders after distraction by Big E.

THE MAIN EVENT OF NIGHT ONE!

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

CM PUNK VS ROMAN REIGNS VS SETH "FRANKLIN" ROLLINS

For once, a triple threat match is not Laaaaazy Booking, but a masterful main event with so many Moving parts and Dynamics. Seth Sees Punk as a "Cancer", He hates Roman for trusting him at Survivor Series and Won't stop serving the Tribal Chief Crow at every turn, Punk has called in the favour from Paul Heyman which at first was believed to be the main event spot clause put in the contract, but it's in fact having Paul in his corner. Roman would disrespect his Wiseman and it has drove a wedge between them. The Intrigue is there, Now how to capitalize on it?

MONEY ON: THE MOST SHOCKING OUTCOME IS ONE NOONE EXPECTS: SETH WINS WITH ASSIST BY PAUL HEYMAN!

REY MYSTERIO VS EL DEFINATLIO NOT SENOR CARLOS GABLE!

I don't think Triple H is the saviour of Wrestling You all think he is! And Rey? You voted for this! You Normalized White men insulting your Heritage because you are a Trump-Sucker!

NAOMI VS JADE CARGILL

Chiropractors are on standby for the painful carrying Job Naomi has to do to get something out of Jane!

MONEY ON: JANE!

CONFIRMED MATCHES FOR NIGHT 2

WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP

JOHN CENA VS CODY RHODES (C)

After a masterclass of promo giving in London, where both challenger and champion flipped the crowd twice, We are expecting all Time classic! But there is one four question on everyone's lips....

WHERE IS THE ROCK?

Money on: I'm expecting a Screwy finish. As we all know Kevin Owens vs Randy Orton was scheduled but Owens suffered an Injury and will be out! With No match and no reason not to skip the event, Orton may have his ear turned by the Corporate champion the Rock, Either attacking Rhodes to have him lose or after to start a feud!

THREEWAY LAAZZZZZZZZY BOOKING FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TITLE

BIANCA BELAIR VS IYO SKY (c) VS RHEA RIPLEY

Unlike the main event for night 2, this triple threat has been less than masterful. The world champion every week gets Slapped and made to look like a putz! The only thing that would make this match better if Naomi interferes for Bianca and she turns heel. In fact...

MONEY ON: BIANCA

 FOUR WAY LAAZZZZZZZZY BOOKING FOR THE IC CHAMPIONSHIP!

BRON BREAKKER (C) VS FINN BALOR VS PENTA VS DOMINIK MYSTERIO.

Has Finn Balor really been this diminished to be in a match like this? Bron has his work cut out for him if he has to try and get a good match out of not only Dom, but Ole' Penthouse! 

MONEY ON: Roll-up shenanigans by the Judgement Day!

WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPIONSHIP

CHICKEN WAITRESS AND RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ (C) VS....I DUNNO.....BAYLEY.....AND THAT THEATRE KID COVERED IN FEATHERS WITH A WORTHLESS BELT.

You know your tag division is screwed, when 3 Former world champions are given something to do, and that something to do is make the division look like the jobbers they are?

Money on Who cares?

Speaking of Who cares...

The GAY? COMMUNITY VS The TRANS? COMMUNITY

AJ STYLES VS L***N P**L

I Won't even dignify this match with a response!

SIN CITY STREET FIGHT

DAMIAN PRIEST VS DREW MCINTYRE

Drew In his path to regain his life after last years Wrestlemania loss, Now is focused on a man who was front and centre for most of his downfall to this point, the man who snatched his title win from with the Money in the Bank Briefcase, his opponent on Sunday, Damien Priest. Both have interfering in each gaining big wins, and it's coming to ahead on night 2.

MONEY ON: DREW

And that is it!

Results will be up On Monday Morning Despite being a Bank Holiday, But a Direct link will be up via twitter the next day, so yes Analytics are already screwed due to Easter! And will happen again next year.

 

MLW BATTLE RIOT 7: FOCUS ON THE PYRO, WE HAVE PYRO!

 List of Champions-No Changes 

World's: Matt Riddle 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

Middleweight: Mistico 

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okamora)

Featherweight: Delmi Exo 

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

YOU DON'T CROSS THE BOSS....Not even a temporary one, as Matt Riddle will find out as tonight, he will put up his World's Title in the Battle Riot match, as per the edict by Eric Bischoff, forty men will Compete in a Battle Royal that is Unique in the wrestling world, a match were both Battle Royal and One fall Rules apply! The only thing Riddle has in his favour, is the luck of the draw, will he start the match at 1? Or will he have the easy defence of Being close to number 40 and a limited pool of foes to contend with?

We also have wrestlers from around the world,  As MLW's open door deal has brought us the young and talented Templario, who was going  to face Mistico for the Middleweight champion after the shock loss the Champion took in a tag match earlier this year. But sadly, Mistico was announced to have sustained an injury. While he will appear tonight, he will not compete and Templario's match is now a three-way. While we have other stars from south of the border, we also have broken down  trampoline cowboys and two JOOOOOSHEEEEE! NINTY POUND SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESSES! 

Opening segment, microphone picks up the producer shouting at the cameraman, for focusing on Jesus Rodriguez instead of the set's fireworks. Jesus introduces Cesar, who announces the return of Alexander Hammerstone, who will be in the Battle Riot later.

Austin Aries is back in MLW... And he's still a bitter little turnip eating man! 

Six man lucha match. Magnus, Barbario Cavarnario and Ultimo Guerrero vs Atlantis snr and Jr and a newly unmasked Star Jnr. Which is doing wonders for his career, as he's Mexican Fabio under that mask and the teeny poppers are catcalling him whenever he gesticulates to the crowd,which was 80 per cent of both lucha matches. Faces won.

Janai Kai, in her rehab to become top heel again, was feed a Japanese actress turned Wrestler, dressed like she was about to be a flower girl at a hippy wedding. 

Sessions with Saint Laurent, where the Portly Co founder and Legitimate promoter, Monsieur Saint Laurent, in a cast after Tom Lawlor broke his arm, interviewed him and his filthy bros Tag partner, the world's champion, Matt Riddle. MSL whines about his broken arm, but it's a trap! In the sling is a metal pipe. And MSL wails on Lawlor, as Dijak and the former Baron Corbin, Bishop Dyer, takes out the champ. 

Triple threat match, with Mistico and The House of Duran at ringside, watched Templario vs Hechicero vs Esfinge. And no Offence to fans of Esfinge, but he didn't belong in this match. Templario is the uncrowned number one contender and Hechicero is a great heel with a unique look. But this went from what could have been a good match to a move doer's convention, doing moves, (The finish was Templario tapping out Hechicero in an armbar combination that had looked phony)  to a complete afterthought when Mistico vacated his title, and it was stolen by Ikuro Kwan after he spat Red mist at Cesar.

We have a new Featherweight Champion....Shoko "Big Kaiju" Nakajima...a 5 foot, Outlaw, pudgy,  (So definitely not 90 pounds but still a Schoolgirl!) with furry gear and a Karen Haircut defeated Delmi Exo who looks like a Wrestler. This Shoko woman in her Kaiju Gimmick, has an entrance where she Tramples a cardboard city like Godzilla....and She got blown up by it! And THIS is your new champion? Just to contrive some shakeup In a 3 person division?

Battle Riot match for the World Championship 

#1 ALEX HAMMERSTONE

#2 THE FORMER JOBBER MAHAL RAJ DESHI

#3 ATLANTIS JR

Atlantis Came in to increase the pace of this match with big corner dropkicks to the two big men

#4 VIRUS

#5 JESUS RODRIGUEZ 

#6 STAR JR.

#7 ESFINGE

Esfinge sped out and did a Headscissors upon entry.

#8 IKURO KWAN

He came in, And Kicked everyone 

#9 BARBARIO CARBANARIO

He did a overcomplicated Suplex and then did the worm for no reason!

#10 BLUE PANTHER 

and the crowd loves this Indie Nobody Grandad! Everytime it looked like he was Going to be Eliminated, the crowd would react like Bambi's Mother was going to be shot!

#11 MAGNUS

Two cutters on Magnus Jnr, who is the first eliminated 

#12 BIG JUICY

Ikuro Kwan Submits and is eliminated, Followed by the top rope eliminations of Star, Bicarbonate Soda and Esfinge

#13 ULTIMO GUERRERO

#14 ATLANTIS

#15 HECHICERO

#16 OKAMURA 

Super Cozy cutter by the tag champion. Atlantis Submits

#17 ARIEL DOMINGUEZ 

The Smallest man in the ring nearly eliminates Raj Dhesi,

#18 MR THOMAS

The Fight Strategist Eliminated nearly all of the field-Okumura, Ultimo, Blue Panter, Magnus, Ariel, Hechicero, Jesus, Big Juicy and Jobber Me-Hole! Leaving Mr Thomas and Hammer left. Nightmare Pendulum Leaves both on the canvas.

#19 JOURNEY FATU

This is the debut of Jacob Fatu's Younger but certainly not Smaller Brother! Journey has 50 pounds on the Samoan Werewolf. Seeing a Fatu get up in his face, Hammer no doubt had Vietnam flashbacks to the Trilogy he had with Jacob.

#20 BOBBY FISH 

Mr Thomas Took out Fish with a Crossbody over the MIDDLE ROPE So he is not eliminated.

#21 CW ANDERSON

CW Comes in with a Wheelbrace (Read if American: Tire Iron) and swings at Thomas

#22 CHRIS ADONIS

Journey is eliminated

#23 PAUL WALTER HAUSER 

who comes in with a trolley full of weapons, which bites his in his sizable a*s when CW Uses his own pliers against him.

#24 BRG

Thomas leaves the ring again and attacks Gosseelin with a Kendo Stick

#25 MATT RIDDLE AND NOW THIS MATCH IS NOW FOR THE WORLD TITLE.

#26 BROCK ANDERSON

So the rogue Horsemen are in full number now. Mr Thomas is Eliminated but Continues to fight and interfere with the Rogue Horsemen.

#27 PAUL LONDON

Bobby Fish is eliminated by London, who attacks Mr Thomas for the assist to the elimination. Adonis is gone too!

#28 ALEX KANE 

Both Andersons and Hauser are eliminated but they join in on the brawl on the outside

#29 MATTHEW JUSTICE 

#30 KOJIMA

Matthew Justice is dumped into The shopping Trolley so no elimination. BRG IS NOT SO LUCKY!

#31 BISHOP DYER

The former Barren Foreskin eliminates London and Kane

#32 KUSHIDA 

#33 SHANE HASTE

Hauser takes out BRG In a table spot noone asked for!

#34 KRULE

He came in with a chainsaw! And everyone backed off, Except Justice with a WOODEN KENDO STICK! 

AGAINST A CHAINSAW!

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW WHO WON THE PONY, THE KENDO STICK BROKE! And Justice was elimimated, but Krule had to drop the chainsaw to do so which meant the referees quickly confiscated it! Hammer was next to be eliminated.

#35 TOM LAWLOR, Who was Limping heavily, due to attack of this man...

#36 DIJAK

#37 ANTONY GREENE

Dijak eliminated Kushida and Haste.

#38 TITUS ALEXANDER 

#39 DR DAX

#40 RVD

Krule is eliminated, Dijak and Dire Bitch are eliminated by having their Momentum used against them. Now that it's Van Damme and Riddle, they salute their "Smoking Culture" and Have a one on one style match. But the champ wants to finish this early, hitting the final flash knee, A Suplex and heading to the top rope for the moonsault. RVD Kicks out and rallies and does his greatest Hits collection. After Rolling Thunder, He loads up the champ for the Five Star Frog Splash. But Riddle Comes to his senses and throws out RVD For the win!

Winner, and still Champion: Matt Riddle 

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-CHANGES IN CAPITALS!

World's: Matt Riddle 

Openweight: Matthew Justice 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: VACATED, CURRENTLY STOLEN!

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okamora)

FEATHERWEIGHT: SHOKO NAKAJIMA

TASTE TEST 2K25: Eamonn reviews the REAL New Twister ( Twister Mallow)

 So....what else can I tell you but

Back in February, I Reviewed Twister Sour N Sweet, convinced it was the new flavour for Twister for this year.

It wasn't!

And here is why you are constantly behind the eight ball, when reviewing limited edition food every year.

As it stands here in Ireland,  Petrol Stations will only turn on their Soft serve Ice-cream machines in March. In kind,  ice cream vans will their make journeys at the same time. 

To that end, the Icecream companies would reveal their new products a month before, usually by a brand new Pricelist/Display with the new fare front and centre. 

OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE!

No Instead, they shadowdropped the new Magnums. In February, given how popular Chill and Euphoria were, they had slots to fill with new Product. 

Twister Mallow was not ready. So they gave the shops here More of the Twisters that were previously limited to bump up numbers and I fell for it. Until they supplied the new Pricelist this month.

And even then, there is still no Single Purchase version of Twister Mallow. I'm Reviewing the Multipack mini version. But I resolved a long time ago to Not give the People Exactly what they want, But to give them Something! As Such I'm reviewing 2 mini Twisters of the new flavour for a Equal experience but allowances of size and Number had to be made.

2 MINI TWISTER MALLOWS

Packaging: Clear Plastic

Calorie Count: Two 43 Calorie Mini Ice-pops eating in Quick Succession to Mimic eating a full sized Item!

Flavour: Vegan Pea Protein Marshmallow and Strawberry ice Spirals Entwine a Purple Grape Core.

Taste: Bizzare...In a Good way!

The Marshmallow, In conjunction with the Strawberry ice, when Thawed in the Mouth gives the illusion of a Strawberry Milkshake, which Then Yields into A punch of Purple Grape Which is oddly bitter, but Refreshing. If The Full sized Item is anything to go by, then counting the Magnum Utopias which I already Tested. Heartbeat International are 3 for 3 for Great Icecream flavours!

And that's It for Now!

Monday will see the results of the Battle Riot. And then it's onto Wrestlemania. With the announcement of the Switch 2 will we see a Smash 6? If it get announced? Well, I've been holding back on a tier list like the young'uns have being making on Youtube for a while and It's being too long since Theme Month, (Tarotober was 2 years ago!) But I'll go it more in my Summer Schedule....Only If Smash 6 Gets announced!

Follow me on twitter (Still there for Now!) @RealEnli