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Backstage arrivals earlier today show Oba Femi boxing a Heavy Bag, and the arrivals of Aldis, Gunther, The Bella Sk*nks and the Fatal Str*ppers. And CM PUNK and Cody Rhodes 

Iyo Sky vs Chicken Waitress for the Raw World Women's Championship. It started alright, but as soon as Iyo started pointing to her head, she has to remind us that she's Craze-O, Doing reckless Sh*t! Ending with Iyo giving Liv the Bullet Train on the ring post-HOW THE HELL DID LIV NOT DIE FROM THAT? Despite nearly having her ribcage nearly popped like a pimple, Liv retains her title.

Backstage the Bloodline prepared for their match against Solo, Knight and Keyes next.

Whoever told Jacob Fatu to crawl like a dog in time to his music so he can do something while 

Jey Does a Yeet...He Or she should be fired! That was Aura Stealing. Solo Sikoa's new Gimmick is that he is as CRAZE-O AS IYO! Faces got the win. What more does L.A. Knight has to do to get to the World Title picture?

WWE Paid rights to Oasis for Nick Aldis' Entrance? And his family is at ringside? OH, HIS ASS IS LOSING! Okay despite my Snarkiness, this was a great match. Wade Barrett was a good choice to call this match, as he was emotionally invested in the man who gave him his first professional match. Wade Never Sat down, he was that involved. I was made to believe that Aldis had a chance, so great action, good back and forth and they told a Phenomenal story. After the loss, Nick Aldis is joined by his wife Mickie James and his son Donovan to a standing ovation. 

Bella S**nks and Paige vs The Fatal Str**pers. I know a Toilet Break when I see one! I don't see why Hunt-Uh is so dahm obsessed with Making Lacey Negligee A Star. But seeing she's a Woman with Black hair, a Peanut shaped head, a toothy grin, and a voice that can break glass! Maybe Ole Hunt-uh! Has a type! And in the stupidest heel turn Nikki attacks Paige for stealing her Spotlight....Even though replacing yourself with her was YOUR! Idea!

Undisputed championship match. I was so invested in this match; I didn't take notes. "Cody Hogan" Didn't get as much cheers as he would, the Crowd are starting to get annoyed by Cody once again. C M Punk retained with the unknown help of the returning Randy Orton. Of you were wondering who's next or even who's left, Orton is back after Treating Pat MAGAfee as Scorched Earth.

And your main event for night one. Hell In A Cell, The tiebreaker between Oba Femi and Brock Lesner. 3 Suplexes that Oba absorbed. Then the Furniture came out so it was no longer a Wrestling match. But Oba took one hell of a beating- 3 F5s a few Suplexes, and even A Tombstone on exposed planks and Oba rose like a movie monster. Fall from Grace on the wood and Brock loses 1-2 in the feud. After the match Brock more or less confirmed he is retiring. He called himself the past and Oba the Future.  Michael Cole went on to finish the show by saying Oba Femi is now "The Next Big Thing!"

Night Two- Say What You Will about Tony Khan, He Would Never Put Danhausen On Pay-per-view!

Backstage arrivals,  Danhausen's Ice-cream Van, Dom, Charlotte, Jade, Chelsea, Tiffy, Trick/Lash Baron, Seth and Roman

Number one Contenders match is now A Fourway, Sami Zayn vs Finn Balor vs Gunther vs the returning Kevin Kevin Owens, who was on the shelf for 15 months due to neck injury. We have to make every important match multi-person, don't we? So immediately 2 are Taken out so they languish at ringside til their turn. This became a schmaltz but, in the end, Owens Stuns Sami to become number one Contender to Cody Hogan.

United States championship. This was a given that Baron Corbin was to win a title in his return. Though setting up putting his hands on the Face's Heelish Rapper with Too much Free time Manager and putting him through a table sets up a rematch

5 woman ladder match for the women championship- Tiffy versus Jane Versus Chelsea vs Lash vs Charlotte. 3 Green girls, Chelsea who is Indie-Minded like her husband, Matt "Don't call me A Jobber" Cardona, and Charlotte, admittedly a World class Athlete, and former World's Champion, but one with documented Knee Injuries. So, this went as well as so expected. It was a Clusterschmaltz that needed 3 different cameras to follow groups. After everyone was taken out, it was Chelsea, knocked out hung up in the tree woe on the ladder, who woke up and won to big cheers. The fans clearly want new Stars, but now the trajectory is "Rhea Comes Back-Beats Comedy Heel Easily!" And somehow this was not the worst ladder match of the night! That dishonour goes to...

Human Monies on a Pole Match (BRO AND NU YAHK SOUNDS INTENSIFIES!) 

At this point, I was fighting sleep, it was 2am GMT. Danhausen can only work with people his size, once the T-shirt sales are down, He will be Jobbing to new Monster heels forever. They tried for competitive, then when McDumbass interfered out came the Minihausens. One may have been, if Michael Cole is to be believed, that Bull Midget when they made The Colons Bullfighters. Finish was Dom going for the Frog Splash until Danhausen Cursed the ring post and Dom got a Firework up the arse! The Winnerhausen is Danhausen. 

Ic title match. Chad Gable is looking for redemption and forgiveness for being Grande Americano, in front of his family, in his hometown...he finally becomes a singles champion defeating Penta ....and WWE IMMEDIATELY TURNS THIS HEARTFELT MOMENT INTO AN ADVERT FOR ROOT BEER, WITH A CLOWN WITH A BULLDOG HEAD GYRATING TO GABLE'S MUSIC!

"And Everyone Hated That!"

Wwe Championship Match Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins Again. Controversial Take Time...

I Did not care for these two always coming back to face each other. It insists on itself. They wanted to book this match like the Stone Cold Vs Rock match at Wrestlemania 17, But That match only worked because both did moves from their early careers to show how much they grew in 4 years of feuding, while in comparison, Roman just learned ONE SUBMISSION HOLD IN 12!

At this point it was heading towards 3 in the morning and this match refused to end! Maybe that's why I'm a little annoyed by this match. The finish when it finally happened Contained a Ref Bump, and Reigns was going to recreate the Shield Split with a steel chair. but they just throw fists. Rollins' Pedigree is countered into a Spear as the Ref Gains Consciousness, While I, at 3:45, slipped out of mine!

Thank you for waiting! Renovation Plans for my home is on the horizon. But I will be back Monday with MLW Fantastico Mania week 4 results on Monday. The Next PPV either is Money in the Bank or Fightland, but the plans to draft the final half of Cassandra starts This weekend. Next tuesday I will have my Rest of the Year Schedule a complete battleplan of every review Til Christmas.

I am now Full-time on Bluesky!

You can find me at eamonnisenli.bsky.social 

 

HELL MONTH WEEK 3 WWE CROWN JEWEL: I NEED MY PERTHS

 First introduction was the careful ferrying of The Blood Money Belts from Saudi Arabia. Yes Despite not being in Riyhad, The Princes Trophy Belts That are Bigger than most children and cost as much are being contested in Two-You know What-Measuring Contest Between the Four World champions. At least the Woman can wear what they like in Australia! 

Package narrated by Rhea Ripley that acknowledges the International Crowds are louder than the Americans. Ireland only got a look-in!

Australian Street Fight Bronson Reed Vs Roman Reigns which as expected went long even without the Entrance and Singing. Reed was Booed, even though he's from the Territory of Western Australia. This was an Australian Street fight which meant for hahas, We had a garbage can full off Cricket bats and Rugby balls (They belong there....The Gimmicks not Australian Rugby!) The match was back and forth, but since this was no dq out comes Bron Breakker. The Vision Members set up table for The Tsunami, But here come the Usos, Despite the warning from Roman not to interfere. Superkicks to everyone, but it's not enough, The heels takeover including a beautifully shot Bird's eye view of the Super-Spear! Superman punch, but Jey accidentally kicks Roman and with the help from Bron, Bronson Reed becomes the second man to Pin Roman in 6 years in a one-on-one match! 

After the Match Roman Badmouths the Usos , Even Swearing, Tell them he's tired of them getting in his business "PEOPLE ARE SAYING I CAN'T HANDLE MY OWN SH*T ANYMORE" And that's what I was on about last week, If you are angry in a promo, and you are a grown man you are allowed to swear! And a lot of companies don't get that! Then Jey Abandons Jimmy, I Guess the "Yeet" Experiment is over.

Blood Money Women's Belt, Champion vs Champion (Non Title) Tiffany Stratton vs Stephanie Vaquer...First of All Uncle Dave Meltzer, You made a lot of People mad by calling this the "Toilet Break Match" so I'm gonna put these here

"SCREW MELTY-HEAD!
ALL THE HOMIES HATES MELTY-HEAD!"

Also, Can someone please have a word with Alicia Taylor? Just because you use to work for Cirque De Bullshay, Doesn't mean you have to take centre ring with your stupid hair and Put on Inflections on Non English names. Just Read the card!  Anyway these matches for the Blood Money belts are Nothing Matches with no  real Gains, But to say that this was a toilet break was insulting, and there was good action here, The match had very nice groundwork to start which is not something I expected, The Demon's Kiss that Thing that Vacquer does with her Thighs and the girls head....that's over! Booker got that over, and no doubt Sharmell is making him Sleep on the couch for that! Both Women put on a show despite being a match with no build and no urgency. Vaquer won the Crown Jewel Belt. Bringing it back to Raw.

The vision celebrate but Paul's Worries brings the mood down. 

John Cena vs Aj Styles. Cena is having his Retirement tour and In 2026 Styles will not be renewing his contract by December Next year. So now tonight it's the Renewal of A Fued, The Top man of wwe vs the top man of TNA. And out comes Styles in his old tna era gear, Not a mock up, but the actual boots and shorts he use to wrestle in. Why Does Cena have his Heel Introduction still if he's turned back face, especially when that was the thing that got the most heat? And even AJ Gets one, namedropping TNA of course but Noone expected the Bullet Club to be mentioned, which got a pop! To the match and if I have to make a reference to what this match was like it would be this

For those who don't get the Reference, this is the Snake vs Ocelot Boss Battle from Metal Gear 4. This is the battle where Both combatants Steal moves from their past lives and Their rivals to show them how far they have come. And that's what Styles and Cena was like. Styles borrowed moves from Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels, Chris Beniot, Kurt Angle but Cena had also did finishers from His rivals, Kane, Edge, Bray Wyatt, the Undertaker. There were other finishers taken but I can't remember them all, there was a also an attempt for a 619, But it didn't happen! Cena wins with the tombstone countering the Phenomenal Forearm And then hitting the AA for the win. After the match, both men who given their best years in the ring, raised each other had in a late Nomination for match of the year, in my opinion.

Kabuki warriors vs Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky, a good match despite all the hokey Soap Opera acting we had to watch on Raw. But good Match. Faces Won because come on, Rhea was in this match in Australia.

Blood Money Belt Champion vs Champion,  Non Title Seth Rollins vs Cody Rhodes...And THIS JUST WOULDN'T END! WWE made the mistake to have Cena vs Styles and Rhea's Homecoming before  before this because after those match, the crowd was spent! And a 40 minute plus match with long entrances and ring announcements, and the crowd was deflated. That's not to say the match was Bad, it wasn't. But after what we just saw, This Match for a Vanity Belt wasn't going to cut it! Seth Elected to have no seconds as he needs to prove he can back up what he's all about. And even then because he's a heel, he still cheated, Using a Rolex apparently gifted by Cody, to Deck Cody long enough for "The Visionary" to hit a Middle rope Stomp. After the match, Seth got on the Mic to do his Catchphrase and Joker laugh, and if you were expecting a Run-in, Sorry. The only thing left was having both Vaquer and Rollins Photographed wear their Vanity Belts!

And with that I can close the Book on wwe for 2025!

Sure there is Survivor Series, but that is so close to Christmas that I want to save my money. I Have two more Posts left in me MLW Symphony of the Night which will be up on the 27th of October, but the Link on twitter will be up the Next Day, due to Bank Holiday. And Lucha Dela Meurtos which will be deferred to the 24th, Due to Personal Obligations.

WWE CLASH IN PARIS 2025: MERDE MISERY TOUR

 WWE Opens the Show By let's be honest, Saying this show is nothing but a stopgap before Tapping the Bank Accounts of Every "Celebrity" they wish to feature at ESPN'S RASSLINGFERLOSERSD! French Commentary get muted In their own country!

NOT THE FIRST TIME A N*ZI MUTED FRENCH BROADCASTING!

We open Our Show and the first Hour with Roman Reigns VS Bronson Reed and the first 20 minutes was The Entrances and Cheering. Bronson looked great and May have went from Midcard Bodyguard for Life to Heavyweight Hell Challenger in the next few years. Bronson took all of Roman's Big moves and didn't Flinch, just like a monster heel is suppose to. In the end after a great Grueling back and forth match. Roman Won and With Paul Heymen standing over his Australian Charge after his defeat laden with Roman's Stolen Shoes, Roman got them back, as well as a measure of Revenge of his former Wiseman. After signing his shoes and throwing them into the crowd by standing on the announce table, Bron Brekker ran down the top of the guard rail to spear Roman, Causing a 2 man assault than dragged everyone out to try and stop it. In the end Roman got Pilmanized by Brekker and put on a stretcher. Returning to Backstage after a commercial, General Manager Adam Pierce Threatened Both Brons with Suspension Without Pay. Paulie was also Hospitalized, So Seth is all Alone in the Main event....Or is he? 

Wwe Smackdown tag team championship- The Street Profits challenged the Wyatt Sicks' Joe Gacy and Dexter Lumis in a competent Display for Tag Wrestling. I'm Convinced B-Fab only got into Wrestling to wear Nice Clothes and be filmed looking good! She stood there doing nothing! If She was only out there to counteract Nikki Cross Because A face Can't hit a Women, Then She wasn't Smartened up to that! Like I Said, Yes the Heels Interfered to make sure The Wyatts retained.

Becky Lynch vs Nikki Bella. 0 Stars. Lame. No Notes. Becky retains/

Fourth in Line was the Donnybrook match Between Sheamus and Rusev. So of course Being a Donnybrook it was a Gimmick Match with Pub Furniture and Whiskey Barrels at Ringside. I wonder IF People from The real Donnybrook In county Dublin Know their town is a shorthand for a Drunken Fight!

Anyway Streetfight, LAAAAZZZY BOOKING! This was not Wrestling! This was a Fight, In the end after destroying Barrels and Lawnchairs and someone's china cabinet. Rusev Choked Sheamus with his own Shilleighleigh.

CenaWinsLOL!

If there was ever an Opponent for people to hope John Cena Doesn't Beat the Allegations Of Burying Talent, It would be L***n P**l! No Sign of Lesner who we all Suspect to be Cena's Opponent for Wrestlepalooza .

Four way for the World Championship-Seth Rollins defended the World Heavyweight Championship against Jey Uso, LA KNIGHT And the Man Seth Cheated out of the title with the MITB Contract, CM PUNK, No Eliminations. One fall to a Finish. YOU GUESSED IT-LAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! As soon as Jey kicked Punk over the ropes and Seth played The Coward, I Knew the Song and Dance routine by Heart-The "I Slide In, Do a Move, You Slide Out, Someone Else Slides In, Does a Move on Me, I Slide Out" Let's Fast Forward to the Finish because it was the only thing of Merit. After both Knight and Uso are Neutralized after Table spots each. Seth Grabs a chair from ringside and Berates Punk, telling Punk he hates him and his family, He goes to Kerb Stomp Punk's head through the metal chair before Punk moves and Seth Injures his foot. Punk Hits Go-2-Sleep, when Seth Staggers the ropes and falls into Punk's Shoulders! That's when a Masked Person goes and saves Punk from given Seth a second GTS By decking Punk in his Love-Spuds....It's Becky Lynch who saves the belt for her husband! Could this mean what i think it means? Could AJ LEE Come out of Retirement?

I'm Afraid if that's the case, then I will have to watch Wrestlepalooza as a casual watcher, as until Saturday I was Convinced The ESPN only show was not going to be shown internationally on Netflix and I Decided to focus on drafting the Halloween Special for Boggerboxoffice in advance of Halloween, Besides have you seen the ad campaign for Wrestlepalooza? they are backing more "Celebrity" appearances than Matches. Hell, If AJ LEE Does come out of retirement for a mixed Tag match, it means one of the World Title Holders will not the Putting a title on the line. Not that it's already a circus sideshow with the rumoured Cena vs Brock Lesner Match. so no, the Schedule doesn't change because Triple H thinks a Show run by a C*kehead is competition, that he has to run a show for "DA REALLY REAL SPORTZ GUYZ!" App on the same day! I will return in two weeks for MLW Fightland.

WWE EVOLUTION 2025: I CAN'T GET NO STRATTON-FACTION!

 Video package of women who should be here in the Battle Royale, but aren't.

Joe Tessatore is joined by Stephanie Mcmahon and she just feels like the Old Man, in a way that feels like she had the assistant give her notes that she memorised between matches.

No female commentary.  You'd think they'd try. 

Wwe intercontinental women's championship. Bayley vs The Crazy Bird Lady and Becky Lynch. A few "Becky Hogan" signs in the crowd. Bayley got the crowd hyped and then popped Theatre Kid in the mouth, which caused her to slide out the ring until it was her cue. TRIPLE THREAT, NO ELIMINATIONS, ONE FALL TO A FINISH, LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Finish was Becky kicking her Leg out of her leg, I mean rolling up Bayley, out of her roll-up!

RINGSIDE At this ple, Rocky's Daughter, Mark Henry, Ivory, Jazz, Madusa, Leilani Kai, Maris, Torrie Wilson, Melina Perez, Molly and F**KING VICKI GUERRERO! They flew her out to scream "Excuse me" I hope they delay her flight again (if you know, you know!)

You're telling me That noone saw it coming, that Blake Monroe, the Heel who dresses like a Str**per, was going to cheat Jordyn Grace, by joining Fatal Influence the Heel Group who dress like Str**pers. Really?

FOUR TEAMS. NO ELIMINATIONS.  ONE FALL TO A FINISH. MORE LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! Judgement day retained!

Next was a treat, which sad to say due to Storms overnight, messed with Netfix at this match. But I did go back and watch it later and I was impressed with Trish and Tiffany having a competitive match, which to be honest when wwe just fills secondary events with nothing but multi person matches, the one on one matches are always what I look forward to. Tiffany had to fight to retain again the Hall of Famer, who has not had a title shot for 18 years. But sadly Trish Breaking her own Record to hold the belt an eighth time would not come to pass, but the crowd did let Trish have a moment after the match.

Garbage match for the Women with Bianca Bel-Air as referee. Match was made because Naomi had Money in the Bank so to lose in long standing feud is understandable.  But I'm sick of Garbage matches! MLW can be blamed for that! Finish was the Jaded through a table from the top rope. The story was the facial expressions on Bianca raising Jade's hand. It looked like she felt sorry for Naomi. Boy will that bite her later this week in Smackdown.

Everyone get in here battle royal for a women's title shot at Clash in Paris. Everyone who was not in a match, or ringside was in this match. Namely Nikki Bella, Chelsea Green, Alba Fyre, Piper Niven, Nattie, Maxine Dupri, Jayda Parker, Lash Legend, J-Lola Vice and her big A*s!, Zelina Vega, Kelani Jordan, Tatum Paxley, Izzy Dame, B-Fab, Ivy Nile, Mrs SameFace, Potato Jax, Stephanie Vaquer and Giula, no surprises.  

Stephanie Vaquer is the number one contender for one of the women's belts at Clash in Paris in August/September. 

And now our main event. Raw women's championship. Rhea Ripley vs the champion. Iyo Sky. A feeling out process to start, as the narrative is Rhea has never won against Iyo one on one.  Headlock takeover leapfrog and Iyo taunts that she is in her head.  On the outside, Rhea Attempted an Electric Chair Drop, but Sky hits an Asai Moonsault. Tiger Feint Knee. Iyo was later whipped hard into the barrier and then Flung in the ring like a Carcass.  Abdominal Stretch by  "The Destructor", but Iyo stands up to reduce the pain and pressure. Spike DDT and the Japanese champion celebrates like she won the lotto! Cassadora countered into a Powerbomb.  Rhea grabs Iyo's legs to counter a Moonsault. But a razors edge and sit out powerbomb contains the Threat for now. Riptide countered into a Sleeper, but Sky is Driven into the corner to break free. Iyo kicks  referee Jessica Carr who takes a bump. Rhea  pins but there is no ref, the match becomes Chaos as they fight in the crowd. Iyo Crossbodies Ripley from 20 feet, back at Ringside Rhea is thrown rib first into the announcer table. Ref is back in, Moonsault only gets two.  Super Riptide that becomes a Spanish Fly that takes both women out.That when Naomi comes In!

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP!

Rhea is tossed out unceremoniously and Iyo eats a split legged Moonsault. And we have a new Champion.

WINNER AND NEW WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: Naomi. 

A quick review from me this time. I'm afraid my usual Internet provider is on holiday so I'm using a library computer and my phone to get this out. Things will be back to normal by Thursday the 17th of July. 

DOUBLE FEATURE: WWE/AAA WORLDS COLLIDE & MLW WAR CHAMBER

 PART ONE WORLD'S COLLIDE: SOMEWHERE IN KENTUCKY, JIM CORNETTE IS SCREAMING!

Live from LA, hours from MITB, it's WWE/AAA World's Collide. 

We open with The Executives from wwe and AAA. Maripol Pena looks like shes about to talk to The manager. Shawn Micheal's was there with his one good eye on the prize.

Okay, all the good critiques first, having Konnan on commentary,  was a good idea, since wwe fans would not know who these people are. We also had video packages on the history of AAA. (JUST DON'T GOOGLE ART BARR) But this show with it's many tag and multi person matches felt like get as much people in here as possible.

Case in point, The LuchaFaces-Dragon Lee and Cruz Del Toro and the Returning Lince Dorado, who looks like it's a one night deal versus Aerostar, Octogon Jr and.....Some Comedy Jackass called Mister Iguana. Aerostar and Octogon, I've seem before in MLW and I was impressed. This Iguana Putz, like Santino uses a Puppet that guys have to sell Offence for. It was ridiculous! With that said Del Toro showed great offence despite the AAA winning. Finish was Octogon hitting a Top Rope Spanish Fly. Dirty Dom Challenges octogon to a match later tonight at money  at Mitb.

Second match, Two Biker Moms vs Stephanie Vaquer and the J-Lola Vice. Seriously without her big A*s, what has she got really? The two biker moms work stiff, but they were trained by men, so it wasn't their fault. Wwe won. Vaquer can take those hits, but J-Lola Vice? Watch her face and her T*ts, that's how she makes her livings!

The Luchajobbers vs Literal indie Clowns. Another tag match and after 2 tag matches already a third overstayed it's welcome. Despite teasing decention in the ranks, The Luchajobbers Won.

Four way North American championship match. ONE FALL TO A FINISH. NO ELIMINATIONS. LAAAAAAAAAZY BOOKING! If you wanted Flippies and Dippies on this show, this had it in spades. At this point I knew, wwe wasn't going to let Any talent, AAA or otherwise, to take the belt off All Eejit Julian The Green Screen Karate Man.

What Does Chad Gable have to do to finally get out of the midcard? Pulling Double duty last night and getting nowhere, despite carrying a Trampoline Cowboy like Viking-Oh to basic levels of compentcy. Even breaking out a middle rope Powerbomb, it wasn't even enough.  If you thought wwe not dropping their belt was a dead cert, by now you knew what side the bread was buttered. Vikingo won after a stiff 630 splash. Now to focus on the mlw show the next day.

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Part 2-MLW WAR CHAMBER: SOMEHOW, AN IGUANA PUPPET WAS NOT THE MOST STUPID THING I SAW IN A WRESTLING RING THIS WEEKEND!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATE IN CAPITALS 

World's: Matt Riddle 

Openweight: Ultimo Guerrero 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: VACATED, BELT CURRENTLY STOLEN BY IKURO KWAN 

Tag Los Predatores: (Magnus and Rugido)

Featherweight; Shoko Nakajima 

We start already in the Ring With Monsieur Saint Laurent, calling out the World Champion Matt Riddle. Riddle with what little Braincells he has being friends with Mary-Jane, falls for the trap and is attacked...Not by any of the World Titans, But by Contra's Babathunder. Krule tries to cash in once again his Legally Distinct Money In the Bank. But Tom Lawlor comes out to save his Partner. Out comes the President Cesar Duran who makes a Chicago Street Between Contra and The Filthy Bros...RIGHT NOW! 

Chicago Street Fight-GARBAGE MATCH DOTCOM DOTORG NO NOTES!....Well actually Dijak interfered in the match and Took out Matt Riddle without Krule noticing and he was angry with the tainted Win on the champion.

Promo with Ikuro Kwan and the stolen belt.

Kruger attacks Dijak backstage.

Lightning match Ariel Dominguez vs Myron Reed, Let's not act like this is a not direct jab to WWE Speed! With that said, A 3 MINUTE Format Suits the 3 middleweights, and I think The Lightning Match should be the Standard! Myron won with a Splash and after the match, he once again admonishes Kwan for stealing the belt. 

Backstage Bomaye, London and Matt Justice. Paul London says he's gonna tear off Someone's N*ts and Eat them!

Backstage in Cesar's Office, Salina is made C.O.O. Los Predatores, Annoyed they are not on the show tonight, want a match at Summer of The Beasts. Cesar books that match but it'll be a Mystery Team.

Speaking of Surprises a Washed up Japanese Guy called Kenta who thought he was bigger than WWE Gets a title shot he Doesn't Deserve! Again, If you missed the comment I Put on my Rest of the Year Schedule, I Have cancelled the Review of Summer Of The Beasts in lieu of a Medical Check-up! I Will watch the show casually and it's place I will review Evolution in July Instead! 

Los Panthers vs COZYMAX Ended in a Count out When Kojima and Okamura came to blows, Disbanding the team. This felt this was a long time coming, given Okamura was presenting himself as heelish.

Alex Hammerstone wants Ultimo Guerrero at "Battle at the Beasts"

....

Brock Anderson shows the camera his stitches. He'll get his REVENGE On Matthew Justice in War Chamber in the Main Event.

Now that Janai Kai is no longer working for MLW, can we just Disband the Division? Especially when Joe Drombroski confirms the champion isn't a 5 foot Joke Wrestler Schoolgirl who thinks she's Godzilla...She's a FOUR FOOT ELEVEN INCH JOKE WRESTLER SCHOOLGIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S GODZILLA! And by beating Delmi Exo fairly a second time, She living in Delmi's mind Rent Free. She's that Small!

WHY? WHY? WHY WOULD YOU SPLIT UP THE ROGUE HORSEMAN? WHY WOULD YOU SPLIT UP THE ONE THING THAT MADE THIS SHOW INTERESTING? After another Garbage cage match, Brett Ryan Gosleen shown his frustration and took out on his Stablemates. In turn The Andersons Took out BRG To end the show. Still BRG, If you are angry all you have to do Be like Alex Kane and Suplex An Obvious Jobber posing as a fake Cameraman!

And That's The Double Feature...To Be Honest, That's what I Really was Expecting. I'm getting Burnt Out on Wrestling Earlier than Usual, and Having a Women's PPV to Make people Ignore the Fact, Only 4 women will be on the plane to Saudi Arabia for Night Of Champions. The Next review will be Evolution Next Month, After Reviewing the Reader's Poll Winner On the 1st of July, Though i am still expecting a Draft before the Saudi Show to take place!

Until Then This Is Eamonn Bermingham Signing off! 

WRESTLEMANIA 41: UNFORTUNATELY USO!

 Opening package, and if I can make an Observation, the show didn't open with National anthem. Probably because of all the Global Strife. It was The same last night too.

Show opens with That DJ who bought his way into being a wasted slot in a fighting game, but then The show began proper. 

World's Heavyweight championship, opened the show, given the perceived lack of faith they have with Jey Uso. Uso came through the crowd with flag bearers and cheerleaders, but was uncharacteristically reposed. But small wonder given the challenge he was about to face. Gunther came to the ring with no pageantry. But he doesn't need it. The match started with a Stare down.  Collar and Elbow tie-up, ends in the corner,  where Gunther hits Uso with the chop. But it's Jey who gets the first knockdown,  causing the champion to take a powder. Back in Uso hits a body slam, but Gunther catches Uso on the top rope and chops him, sending him out. Back in with European uppercuts and chops by the world champion. A hard Irish whip gives Jey the momentum he needed to turn this match around, as he hits a spear, but it looked like it was all over with a powerbomb and a very near pin fall. Gunther annoyed by his persistent challenger, storms away with the belt in protest, but it's a trap, as Uso tried to Tope Suicida, but got smashed in the face woth the Title! Sleeper on Jey which got the crowd chanting Yeet! Gunther goes back to the chops,  but Jey is laughing it off! German Suplex by Jey to counter another attempt of a sleeper. Jey pulls moves out of Gunther's playbook with a powerbomb. Super kick and a spear, and not one but three Uso Splashes, jey chokes Out Gunther with his own sleeper. 

WINNER AND NEW WORLD'S CHAMPION: MAIN EVENT JEY USO.

The New Day are the new champions after beating the War Raiders in a flat match.

Naomi Did a carry job for Jade, as expected. 

We have a new US Champion after what was match of the night. L.A. Knight lost the belt to a very game Jacob Fatu.

Rey Mysterio wasn't medically cleared, so Rey Fenix faced Chad Gable's new Embarrassing Gimmick. And this match was terrible, no fault on Gable. (That Reverse 450 splash was great.) Nor was it The fault of Fenix, terrible worker he can be, no it's the booking and the Gimmick of Grand Americano. The world in the state it's in doesn't need it.

World Charlotte Championship. OOF! Tiffy and Lotty, and I'm calling them childish names because they went into business for themselves and didn't play ball or Play nice. Tiffany aka Mini-Charlotte retains

Hall of fame inductees: Michelle McTaker in the Hall fame with her husband and meal ticket. I mean what's the connection? (Yes that was a reference to a twitter thread caused by "Hurricane " Shane Helms.)

The new "Immortal Moment" seemingly replacing the Warrior award, saw Bret Hart and Steve Austin,  re-inducted for their I quit match at wrestlemania 13.

And to cap off Night one, the emotional roller coaster ride of a triple threat was meant to finish...but my God, what a finish. 

Punk rolls out the ring at the sound of the bell, to converse with Paul Heyman. Rollins tries to bend Roman's Ear, but the Tribal Chief is not having it and Slaps Seth. And all three are back in the ring, as Paul looks on All Distraught. Punk and Rollins destroy the CRIME water display. Double DDT by Punk, followed by the Macho Elbow. Spear into the GTS On Roman, who fights out of it. Front T-Bone Suplex by Punk, the set up for the Anaconda Vice. Seth saves the match with a frog splash. Buckle bomb Seth's opponents. Spear by Roman countered into Seth's Pedigree. Curb Stomp only gets 2. C M Punk powerbombed through the announce table. Rollins Speared, Guillotine choke by Reigns. Rollins puts Punk in a sharpshooter .

Guillotine on Rollins, who counters into a Suplex. Stomp by Punk, GTS. And still it continues!  Everyone is Down. Paul has a steel chair to aid Punk...BUT ITS A SETUP! Paul low blows Punk and sides with Roman....BUT ITS NOT A SETUP! ITS A DOUBLE BLUFF!

Paul Heyman has just sided with the winner of the match, Seth Rollins! 

Standby for Night two.

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They cooked too early last night, as they always do! 

What we were left with was this!

Unlike the main event of night one, This triple threat was not intricate or intriguing. It was 3 Girls, One fall to a finish, LAAAAZZZZY BOOKING. Apart from not making Iyo Sky a putz, Bianca embraced playing the heel, before going full heel, but this was move doers doing moves. Sky retained. And you know what? She needed to. It was The right decision. 

After a whole year, Drew McIntyre finally took the monkey off his back. It was a Garbage match, true, but Glad for Drew.

Not learning from the three Girl Lazy Booking, we have a 4 man LAAAAAZZZZY BOOKING....And is there any other Wrestler on the wwe roster, who has meant less than Finn Balor? Cause in point he he took the pin, and shocked of shocks, the crowd turned Dominik Mysterio face! Bron Breakker and Penthouse also ran.

Randy Orton issued a Open challenge, since Kevin Owens is out with an injury. And his opponent appeared....because they said his name! Tna World's champion, Joe Hendry is at wrestlemania....and only got a few moves in...which is an improvement to how wwe use to do things with other companies. 

AJ styles vs Loga....

Woman's Raw Tag match. Bailey was reported to be injured, But it was done to contrive an Irish Dream team of Lyra Valkyria and the return of The Man, Becky Lynch, who took the belts from Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez. 

Undisputed championship match: Cody Rhodes vs John Cena. After hours of this Crowd sitting on their hands all-night, they finally got vocal for anything that wasn't a surprise entrance. The match starts with a Staring contest. But a shoulder barge by Cody starts the Match. But Cena is having none of it, as he leaves the ring to sulk. Suicide dive by Cody. Cena slows the pace as the match comes back in to a halt with a few big clothesline. Pinfall gets only 2. Sleeper hold as the crowd chants "You Can't Wrestle". Sidewalk Slam. Poke in the eyes, ref didn't see it! Tornado DDT. Five moves of Doom leads to the Attitude Adjustment. Only a two count. Cody may retain....If it wasn't for the Nobody in Europe how tried to hit Cody with a Rolex, (They got him, but not Rock The Dwayne?) Travis Scott is taken out, but Cody is left wide open to a low blow. A belt shot a blown nose, and Cena has broken the Record of 17 title Reigns....IF it wasn't for the fact wwe RUINED THE FINISH BY ANNOUNCING JOHN CENA WILL APPEAR ON THE AUSTRALIAN TOUR'S PPV IN OCTOBER!

Well, that's it! Tomorrow I will have my Schedule up here...and it's not a summer update...it's the entire update for the rest of the year!

DOUBLE FEATURE: MLW SUMMER OF THE BEASTS/BASH AT BERLIN

 Part 1- Major League Wrestling Summer of the Beasts- The Dijak Hijack!

The following review was written on Friday the 30th, Hours after The show's debut on YouTube

List of Champions-NO CHANGES

World's: Satoshi Kojima

Openweight: Bad dude Tito

Middleweight: Mistico

Tag: COZYMAX (Satoshi Kojima and Okumura)

Featherweight: Janai Kai

(PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING....

Time is running out on World and tag champion Satoshi Kojima.

A lingering Foot Injury has caused Nothing but Trouble for the double champion, And an exploitable weakness in the eyes of Number one contender, Contra's Merchant of Violence, Mads Kruger. Tonight, The tag belt is in Contra's Crosshairs. Will both belts be seized in the following Weeks?

Also tonight, the semifinals for the Opera cup begin, even if it means The Hart Family has no horse in the race, as last month Bulldog Jr. refused to listen to the ref in his match with AJ Francis, and World Titan Federation was issued with a suspension for Smith. Will there be ramifications between both WTF Members tonight?

KENTA returns to America for this show which is also a New Japan crossover. He will face Akira tonight, before his match with Bobby "Bomb Shelter" Fish.

This and a lot more in the first part of this Double Feature Event!)

All night there were Technical Difficulties, With wrong music played in entrances, No Audio on some packages, cameraman cutting to audience shots for no reason, It was a mess. What wasn't a mess, was The 1st Qualifier for the Opera Cup, Former Winner Alex Kane vs Bad Dude Tito. In a Technical Bullfight with two top wrestlers. Tito won with the Roddy piper vs Bret Hart, king of the ring 93 Finish, a roll up during Kane's sleeper, that knocked out Tito, but pinned Alex Kane's Shoulders. We finally have a reason for these two to feud.

Featherweight Championship, as Janai Kai, continues to dominate, However she had a real Challenger, despite being from Stardom, Hanako, who at 5 foot 11, is definitely NOT A JOSHEEEEEEE! NINETY POUND SCHOOLGIRL PRINCESS! In fact, she looked like a taller, Younger, Asuka! There was only one problem-Hanako has only being a Pro for 2 years! And that inexperience shone! But what shone brighter was her Talent. In 5 years going the way she is presented, WWE May be interested in Hanako. 

TJP's New "Assgog" Gimmick.....

"I'M GOING TO SUCK!"

TJPQ Is here to replace Davey Boy due to injury, and to take away an Opportunity to win the Opera Cup from Tom Lawlor who actually works here. Let's put another Carriage on the Tom Lawlor Humiliation Train!

Matt Riddle Vs Matthew Justice had a Garbage Match, despite being billed as a normal one-fall match. Riddle being the Battle Riot Winner, needs tune-up matches before his inevitable title win. The Technical difficulties continued when Riddle asked the timekeeper to throw in Beers and one can burst open midflight.

Next match was the return of MLW original and wwe tag champion Paul London, who looked like Keanu Reeves dressed as Elvis! He Faced the Newly regenerated career of The BRG. And they had a pretty exciting match, which London won with Confusingly the Mushroom Stomp, a Move wwe told him to use when they Shadowbanned the Shooting Star! Bobby Fish attacked London after the dub, which summoned the Andersons to come to the ring-VERY SLOWLY! And with a reason, it was a Swerve! And Brock and CW Anderson joined on on the attack on London.

Andersons Vs Love-Doug and Jay Lion. Andersons Squash the comedy wrestlers.

Kenta Bet Akira in a Good back a fought match where the crowd was split and actually invested. Kenta goes through to the Semi finals of the Opera Cup which will Concluded in 2 weeks at Fightland.

If MLW Didn't have the Technical Difficulties, then We would have seen a Doomsday clock tick down to this point, where we Would have had a Scramble match between Jimmy Lloyd, LSG, Little Guido and Nolo Kitano, instead we have Doomsday arrive in MLW...Donavan Dijak, Under WTF Management, Destroyed the 4 underneath guys. with the crowd going wild, and I was shocked! I didn't even know Dijak was released. Well MLW is seen as a stop on the road out of wwe, But where Dijak, chooses to Hang his hat, It's WWE'S Loss!

In a definite Message to Kojima, Contra are now your Tag champions. How much more damage can Kojima Take. Next month he may have to. but he won't be taking the title with him.

Mistico Vs Atlantis Jr Shouldn't have being the main event when you had a title change in the last match-That's a fact! The main story is that Since Cesar Duran and Salina Dela Renta are revealed to be father and daughter, Salina is running around as Heir apparent to Cesar's Azteca Lucha talent, Something that gotten Salina's hangers on in Her Promotioneles Dorado Faction upset, as seen when Jesus attacked Cesar's talent Mistico on the outside, injuring his arms enough for any attempt to La Mistica to hurt. So it was time to revert to a Swanton to this match that dragged on and on! Sure it's a rematch to them selling out Mexico, But if a Tree falls in Mexico and it Doesn't have a TV Deal, Will Uncle Dave give it 7 Stars?

List of Champions-NEW  CHAMPIONS IN CAPITALS

World's: Satoshi Kojima

Openweight:Bad dude Tito

Middleweight: Mistico

TAG- CONTRA (IKURO KWAN AND MINORU SAZUKI)

Featherweight:Janai Kai

And Now With the Power of the Cloud and Editing I will transport you to Part 2 and To the Present!

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(The Following review was Written Today (September the 2nd) two days after the show)

Bash in Berlin 2024-I AM A DONUT!

Germany's first PLE ever and the most sold out arena Show ever, Beating out Clash at the castle this summer, Started out much like that show, with the Undisputed Championship match First. But Given that like Clash a Hometown Hero was having the title match, I understood. Kevin Owens and Cody Rhodes did the same thing, that AEW are trying to do with Will O'Spray, as Dixie Carter Called Him, With the Conflicted Heel, but better, Kevin was convinced Cody's Knee was hurt and when giving the chance to hit an apron powerbomb like he has done, Unlike Wembley, the crowd reacted, and when he opted to beat Cody in the ring, It was his Last mistake, Even hitting the Stunner, Cody had hit 3 cross Rhodes on him. After the match they hugged, but Kevin was heelish when he saw the camera in his face during the embrace, in an attempt to catch him heeling up. Cody didn't Help matters by raising Kevin Owens arm despite the defeat, he swung away angrily, before raising Rhodes arm. That got a lot of OOOHS From the audience!

What was that about, Turning Jade Heel to have her Face Bianca at Mania Vegas? Well it's still gonna happen, but let's use the tag belts as a Prop. July's over Time to Put Alba and Isla Back in the Minority Box, and book them the next time Pride Month comes around! Give my Regards to Tegan Nox!

Strap match was next and I didn't take much Notes, But the emotion was there, Drew and Punk man, They Made me Believe, they made me care About a Cheap Homemade Bracelet! Punk won his first wwe ppv Match in over 10 years! And It was Worth the Wait! No Doubt Drew will face Face Gunther at Bad Blood Next Month.

Mixed TAG Was Garbage-Liv Morgan, The Chicken Waitress, Should have stayed Working In the Certain Chicken Shop with all the Creeps leering at her in her Bikini serving wings! The sooner Rhea Pops Liv like a pimple for her title, the better!

Finally, Front of this Swinging, Singing Berlin Crowd, Randy Orton Faced A Man who while Austrian, Cut his teeth In German Promotions like WXW, Before Dominating Britain, which led to him coming to Nxt. After Kaiser introduced Gunther in German, It was time for the match which Started with a lock up, Until Gunther exploded with one of his Shotgun Chops. When that happened, this 50/50 crowd turned Completely Partisan towards Gunther. This lead to Boos Rained To Orton when hit the Powerslam and the Draping DDT, And followed Up with the Superplex, Shades of his father, no doubt Still taking the insults of his lineage personally. Gunther started Selling his arm, as we went for the powerbomb, he didn't follow up with Jackknife Pin. All the while Selling Randy was rearranging the Furniture at ringside that ended with a side suplex to Gunther through the German announce Table. They Rolled back in and it was time for the Finish, Gunther Wrapped a Tight Sleeper, Orton Hit the RKO, But Gunther Countered into the Sleeper During the Drop, the Surprise caught Orton off-Guard and the Ref had no choice but to declare Gunther the Winner, after match. Gunther and Orton shook hands. Could Gunther be turning face? Or was this just For Show for his countrymen

AND THAT'S IT....This Little Double feature is more important than you realise. This Post MAYBE MY LAST WWE PAYPERVIEW! Now, As you know, wwe is going to Netflix Internationally. And while WWE dips in quality during The Winter Months, like it always does, i am taking this time to actually buy wifi and get all my affairs in order, Before The Royal Rumble In February. 

But I am Not the kind of man who Count his chickens before they hatch. I realise if things go wrong then this may be my last WWE PPV post ever.

But I Will keep you Posted when I have the Update for 2025, when I Return from my Christmas Hiatus!

August Update for 2024

Usually when I make an Update, it's Usually bad News.

But this time, far from it! It's Good News!

I am Pleased to announce that i will be covering not 1, BUT THREE PAYPERVIEWS NEXT MONTH!

Here's how it breaks down. 

Major League Wrestling had a deal with Thriller which is now Done, and they had a schedule that consisted of a ppv on the app and a Special on youtube, we have being covering the specials. Last month mlw tried to get a Membership pass deal on it's ppvs. which I'm glad fell through when Blood and Thunder was free this month.

So on the last Thursday of August, Mlw Will have it's Second PPV In August Night of the Beasts, Days before The Bash at Berlin on the Following Saturday. There is no choice but to Combine the results of Both shows into a Double Feature!

NEW SCHEDULE FOR AUGUST OF 2024

• August the 12th-Never say Never
• September the 2nd: The Return of the Caffeinated Coup: NIGHT OF THE BEASTS/BASH AT BERLIN DOUBLE FEATURE!
• September the 3rd: The Flash Review (Over on Bogger Box Office)

Yes, this also means the Flash Review Will be pushed Back a Day because of the Double Feature, But fear not! This will not happen until Next year because Bash will be the last wwe Pay-per-View I do before transitioning to Accommodating Streaming In February. After Bash, I will be focusing solely on Major League Wrestling, and Bogger Box Office! 

Thank you for your Time, and your continued support as I gain ground closer to 600 Posts!
 

Opinion Piece: The Seven Sins Of Vince McMahon

 (THE FOLLOWING IS SOLELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES, AND IS NOT A SLAM PIECE ON WWE!)

Long Eras of Success Usually Contain an Undertow of Sleaziness, Unchecked Disgraceful behaviour, carried out by People who then felt Untouchable and Continue to act that way via Inner Circles who with Cult Like devotion, Cover up the secrets to keep the Good times going!

It Happened to R Kelly, It Happened to Playboy, It's FINALLY Happening to Donnie Dipshit!, and soon it will happen to Vince McMahon, The now former Chairman of the WWE, Who has being Indicted and is being investigated on Sexual Harassment Charges since the 80s, with a few hidden behind NDAs.

But that's only the Tip Of the Iceberg.

This will not be first time he was on Trial. WWE Was Investigated in Part, during the Steroid Trials of 1993. For years there was Rumours of Affairs, Assaults, And Just Plain Bizarre Behavior. Today we will Go through 7 of the most Ridiculous but True Stories, each Representing one of the Seven Sins.

In No Real Order to be Determined Let's Begin!

PRIDE

"When Pride Comes, Cometh Disgrace, But with Humility comes Wisdom"

Proverbs 16:5

THAT TIME VINCE TRIED (AND FAILED!) TO ASSAULT A WORLD'S CHAMPION IN A RESTAURANT TOILET!

The 1ST Ever NWA Starcade in December 1983, Saw a Million Dollar Gate headed by a Blockbuster Main event of Ric Flair vs Harley  Race in a Match that Swung Interest in The WWF's Rival heading into the New Year with A new Edge and Momentum.

Knowing ahead of time, that the Show will Affect his Product, A Month Previously, Vince Has Invited Harley Race to Dinner, To Offer Harley a Contract For him to Jump Ship to WWE, And leave the NWA high and Dry for a reported Quarter of a Million Dollars.

However, Harley was Respected By not only the wrestlers in his Roster, But by Wrestlers in General. He Refused McMahon's Offer. He Excused himself to use the Bathroom to take a Breather, But Didn't expect The Millionaire to Barge in, Red-faced, Cursing, throwing Off his Expensive Jacket, and attempting to Leg-Dive Harley Race, the World's Champion of his Rival Company!

Harley was Not Having any of that, so a fight broke out that lead to Vince Having his Ass handed to him, and being Saved by his Wife, Linda!

JEALOUSY

"Surely, Resentment Destroys the Fool, and Jealousy Destroys the Simple"

Job 5:2

THAT TIME VINCE MADE HIS TOKEN INDIAN GUY A HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BECAUSE A DYING COMPETITOR WAS MAKING THEIR TOKEN INDIAN GUY A CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION FOR A FOREIGN MARKET THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!

Ah, Impact Wrestling! The Then Number 2 wrestling Company in the World...If Only by Default!

Back in 2017, Impact who was fluxcuationing between Money and Quality,to the point that they were Mass taping Shows to be shown in advance, and Not Stopping Audience Members from Leaking Spoilers for Shows to be Shown 3 Weeks Down the Road!

At this time India was Now Seen as a New Market for Content, After all we all Remember The PewDiePie vs T-Series Fight to be the most Subscribed Youtuber (Which T-series Only won By Using Bots and Dirty Government Connections, So fuck them!)

Despite not being able to afford a Studio for the Commentary team, Impact had Somehow made it to TV tapings in India. So what Better way to start the tour than give Sonjay Dutt, a wrestler who was there at the very beginning, Who had Come close so many times, to Finally Climb the mountain to be....The Secondary champion, the X division champion!

Word of the Indian Tour came to WWE and Vince hearing Duty will get at least national press, had a plan. He wanted the Cherry himself that was the Indian deal, so he'll make own Indian Guy a champion! But not any just champion, impact was going have a Indian Cruiserweight champion in 5 weeks, well my guy, PAL!, HE'LL BE WORLD CHAMPION, THIS WEEK AND IF IMPACT COMPLAINS ABOUT COPYING THEM, WE WILL EXPOSE THEM AS A CHEAP COMPANY THAT MASS RECORDS SHOWS!

I'm sure in his Office Laughter was Breaking out to the announcement of "HAHAHA, I'M A GENIUS, PAL!"

However, the only problem with that is, Jinder Mahal was not any good,

His work is Stiff, his Career was Stop-Start, his Physique comes from a Pill Bottle, and his promos do not extend further than "Grrr, I HATE AMERICA, GRRR!"

So, solely for to make money from a new market, Vince put the belt on a Roided up, unproven, Jobber who at the time he won the title, had 74 wins to his name and more than 100 in losses. All so Vince can line his pockets with Rupees.

In the end, the India experiment was a failure for both Companies, Neither title reign were rememberable, or that long.

It worked out better for Sonjay, who is now  manager and Road Agent for All Elite Wrestling, while Jinder is back to kissing Canvas and Counting the Lights!

GLUTTONY

A Discerning Son heeds Instruction, but a Companion of Gluttons Disgraces his father.

Proverbs 28:7

HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH THE FAKE-TAN FASCIST

By Gluttony I don't mean Physical Gluttony. People have said Vince has not left the house, seen a film in the last 40 years or famously didn't not know what a burrito is!

No, I am talking about Societal Gluttony, the want of power Beyond one's Station and Understanding

We could talk about Vince's Mass Hypnosis of trying to Convince People outside wrestling to call it Sports Entertainment, but in that Wwe was Successful in the same way Wwe is the Coca cola of wrestling: they Succeeded in Edging everyone out, instead let's go back to the Phrase "Power above your Understanding" let's talk about the time The Wifey wanted to Run for Senator under the banner of President Pig-Shit!  

Dump being a Fan of  Wrestling ( Something about White Trash cheering Foreigners being bet up must have resounded in trump!) And was involved in some way or another with 4 of the 38 wrestlemanias. And outside their social Circles overlapped ever since. 

So it's being said that Vince McMahon reportedly gave money in the range of 5 to 20 Million Dollars to the Trump Reich, all so Linda can play Senator in a political Career so underwhelming it puts Taft to shame!

Given That WWE is an International company, That had International and Ethnic Talent, Celebrate on air Pride and Latino and Black History Month, things that Trump has publicly derided, just smacks of Hypocrisy.

VANITY

Vanity of Vanities, saith the Preacher, Vanity of Vanities, All is Vanity.

Ecclesiastes 1:2

THE XFL-SO SHITE, THEY DID IT TWICE!

More Silly than Sinful, The Xtreme Football League in 2001 was Vince's many Vanity projects outside of Wwe, from Wwe's answer to Planet Hollywood, to Vince's Bodybuilding league, None However could rival being a financial Sinkhole more than the XFL, a football league that came back from the Grave, not like a Majestic Phoenix, But as Fetid, Rotten zombie.

Created out of a demand that the NFL Winter off season is too long, in a world where heated Roofed Stadiums are the Norm, Wwe and NBC co-created the XFL, a Rougher game with Shorter play-times and Pro wrestling presentation: away teams got heat, promos and storylines and because this was Vince in the 2000s, all the cheerleaders were dressed like skanks! Despite the Initial High Rating, the numbers were due to Morbid Curiosity than anything else.  The Failure of the league, cane from despite the games touted as more Violent, people found the games boring, plus people who didn't like wrestling didn't like the Tawdry presentation and Predetermined storylines, Landing Both Wwe and NBC, A Loss of $35 million each, Recouping from their combined $100 Million Investment, Earning it the number 2 slot in ESPN'S List of Biggest Sports Flops of all time!

In 2018, XFL's Trademark was sold to Dwayne Johnson and his now ex-wife Dani Garcia, with It's fight league game starting in 2020, before being abandoned due to COVID-19, though the league is to resume next year, (2023), if God sends a virus to stop something coming back, then stay dead!

WRATH

Let all Bitterness and Wrath and Anger and Clamour and Slander Be Put Away from you, Along with all Malice

Ephesians 4:31

Vince being the Man who ran Wrestling's Monopoly for the past forty years has had the Aggression of this boardroom, come out in other avenues of his life, from the time he nearly fired a man for having better manners than him, to beating up actors who resemble people who slighted him, the true wrath of Vince came when the Whole world came after him!

THE STEROID TRIAL-THE PEOPLE VS VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON

In the 90s, Major Sports were Being Up-heaved due to a Crackdown of Performance Enhancing Drugs. In 1993, Former Ringside Doctor, George Zahorian Publicly Indicted his Employers after being arrested for Possession two years Prior. In 1993 The District of New York Charged Vince with Distribution and Possession of Steroids, as well as charges of Embezzlement. To stick the Knife in further, Ted Turner, owner of CNN and the Rival Wcw wanted to document the Downfall of his rival.

What Vince had in his Corner was Ironically 2 of the Prosecution's witnesses. Hulk Hogan, Who behind the Facade of Hero of Children everywhere, was revealed to be what he is now is-A self serving liar, who claimed never to have taken Steroids in his Career, EXCEPT under the instruction of Dr Zahorian. And Kevin "Nailz" Wacholz, A witness thrown out due to angry outbursts, who had Previously Assaulted Vince over pay, who wore a neck brace. For Sympathy. Despite Vince's legal team not Entering a Defence,  Vince was Found not Guilty , Vince claimed his Talent did use of their own free wills Steroids, but never after the Controlled Substances Act was put into law in 1991. In the next few years Wwe kept its Nose Clean with an Anti Drug Policy....until they scrapped it in 1996 to save money....

Speaking of Saving Money!

GREED

What Good Is it? For Someone to Gain the Whole World, Yet Forfeit Their Soul?

MARK 8:36

ALL THE FIRINGS DURING COVID!

The Corona Virus Outbreak  Irrevocably Changed the World two Years ago. Millions Dead, World In Fear, Panic and Misinformation.

However, Art Wins Again in the Face of All Terror, Natural Or Manmade! And The Entertainment Industry had to Adapt, It was Hard, Theatres, Galleries and Cinemas closing Down, as well as Smaller Wrestling Promotions, But those do could adapt Did, WWE Especially! With the Thunderdome, a Virtual experience of at home audience Members and Cinematic Matches.

Whether you agree with The Decision to keep in Business during the Pandemic, the Consensus was Talent were give the choice to Stay on the Road or Go Home to their families....SO WHAT SENSE DID IT MAKE TO FIRE 40 TALENTS TO SAVE ROUGHLY A MILLION DOLLARS, AN AMOUNT THEY EASILY MADE BEING THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN, IN THAT PERIOD.

The Firing did not go Down well with those Affected, Mike Bennett who was a new Father at the time of his firing went on a scathing Rant on Vince calling him "Greedy and Evil" Saying further that Wrestling will be a whole lot fairer for people once Vince no longer has a influence on it!

SLOTH 

The Way of the Slothful man is as a Hedge of Thorns, But the Way of the Righteous Man is made Plain

Proverbs 15:19

THE "BRASS RINGS" INTERVIEW-VINCE TRIES TO JUSTIFY WHY ALL THOSE SOFT WEAK MILLENNIALS JUST DON'T GET IT, PAL!

In 2014, Vince sat Down for an interview on the Stone Cold podcast, and in Camera, Vince tried to Justify why Wwe's Popularity was on the Downward Spiral, did he say the rise of Social media, the fact there was competition, or just how entertainment gives through slumps that are no fault of Anyone.

Instead Vince went on a Rambling Defensive Tirade on Millennials, Brass Rings, and how noone what's be a top guy, or girls. Which is Rich, because Vince is no longer hands on the Company. I chose this story to represent Sloth, is that there is a phrase called Belphegor's Prime, referencing the Demon of The Sin Sloth, who convince humanity to built machines to do everything while humanity grew lazy with every whim catered for, that is what happened, he designated so many he had designated himself out of knowing what's going on.

 He has Ran out actual wrestling bookers in lieu of Comedy writers and CW Script managers, all so Vince can show his Paralegal his Genetic Jackhammer!

Word for word, with me adding my own reactions, this is the now Infamous "Brass Ring Interview" 

"You have, You know, This is a Different Group of Guys, and Girls, it's Millennials. You know, they are not ambitious, Quite Frankly, they are Not Trepidatous At all....

We know that Vince in Reality is so out of touch with his Product that his old ideas no longer work, and any of the comedy Writers, bought in bridge the Gap are not fans of Wrestling, have no ideas on the inner workings and just have Vince sign off on things they possibly had Bullshited him in the process. And those who did question Vince on their direction, were Publicly Eviscerated- because it's not the Writers shamed by the stupid shit they wrote, its the poor guys saying it!

But here's more verbal Diarrhea!

"I just don't think they want to grab the Brass Ring. The Last Person to really Reach For It was John Cena..."

And Sheamus, Randy Orton, Batista, Edge....all with A Solid Decade of Work before Vince got the Horn for Cena's BEEF!

"Its a Different point of view. If you reach for that brass ring and you fall on your Butt, No one wants to Fail, and there's that Feeling, that if you fail, you're Exposed!...."

STOP MAKING MISTAKES! THAT'S AN ORDER! ITS SO EASY....LIKE MY PARALEGAL!

But there's More...OH GOD there's more!

"So I Think Pretty Much What It Is"

WHAT "WHAT" IS! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

".... Because You Give Everyone Opportunities, You Give Everyone Resources that You (Referring to Austin) Never Had, Things We Can Now Do From a Production Standpoint: Social Media, OH MY GOD, SOCIAL MEDIA IS HUGE!

"IF ONLY I PROPERLY USED MATT CARDONA WHEN HE GOT HIMSELF OVER USING SOCIAL MEDIA, THEN MAYBE HE WOULDN'T BE A BITTER OUTLAW MUDSHOW HACK SPENDING HIS PAYCHECKS ON DOLLIES!"

"It helps Talent in so many Different ways, It Gives them The Tools we Didn't have, It's Important for talent to use-AND THEY DO USE IT! BUT NOT IN A WAY I WOULD!

"I mean, Sami Zayn took a picture of a well he Dug in Syria-WHERE ALL THOSE TERRORIZERS LIVE, ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORIZERS,  THAT'S WHAT MY BEST FRIEND DONNIE TELLS ME!

LUST

For Everything in the World, the Lust of The Flesh, The Lust of The Eyes And the Pride of Life, Comes not from the father, but of the world!

JOHN 2:16

THE MANY SEXUAL MISCONDUCTS (OR AT LEAST THE ONES WE KNOW OF!)

Up to this Point, I have being Jokey and Silly and Not Explicit in My Story-Telling, but no More! Now the Kid Gloves are Off!

Vince's "Retirement" is Solely due to the Accusations Of Sexual Misconducts, Going Back Decades!

The 1st We Know of is in the 80s. WWF's First Female Referee, Rita Chatterton, Professionally known as Rita Marie, Accused Vince  Publicly on Geraldo Riveria's Show "Now It Can Be Told" In 1991. Chatterton claimed that Vince tried to Force her to Perform Oral Sex Acts on Him. When Rita Refused, Vince Allegedly Raped her In his Limousine.

Fast Forward to January 2006 and Vince was Accussed of Sexual Misconduct by a Tanning Salon Worker in Baton Rouge Louisiana. At First the Claim was Discredited as Vince was In Florida, being Televised for The Royal Rumble PPV. However, It was Soon Clarified that the Woman got her dates mixed up, However Charges were Dropped!

This Year However, The WWE Board Began It's own Investigations after a 3 Million Dollar Settlement came to light, that was paid to cover up an Affair that Vince had with a Paralegal. That Revealed Other Misconduct, Which were Hidden Behind NDAS related to claims by other women amounting to accusations silenced by paying "hush money" to the Tune of 12 million dollars.

Despite Being Investigated, Vince took the BAFFLING Action to Appear on Tv to make Banal Announcements about anything but his "retirement", which i'm sure felt like a mockery to the Women who suffered.

But these appearances bit Vince in his Ass, Because New Accusations Kept Being Made at a Weekly Basis, Until Vince stepped down Completely earlier this Year.

NOW WE CAN ONLY WAIT AND SEE WHAT THE INVESTIGATIONS UNCOVER FURTHER!

Well, That's It!

Unless the Draft is Official, that was my last Post about wrestling for the year. Join me In November when i will have another Essay on The tarot and it's use of Storytelling in Persona and Street fighter. This time Covering The Cards Temperance and the Devil.

Over on Boggerboxoffice on Monday we will have our Halloween Special. The ASS-ylum are at it again with Battlestar wars!

Until then! 

PEACE!

Opinion Piece: Fat Shaming in WWE's History: A Weighty Issue

 (THE FOLLOWING EDITORIAL IS STRICTLY MY OPINION. AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH WWE )

This one hits hard.

Really Hard.

I have Suffered With Weight and Confidence Issues and Depression for most of my life. It's not  the Main Reason I make posts and not videos, but I would be lying if I said it's not a factor.

You've read the Title of this Post and you saw Raw on Monday Night/ Tuesday Morning. But if you didn't, they repackaged Piper Niven with a New Name.

They are now calling This Plus Sized Woman.....

Doudrop

I can just see Vince McMahon, yukking it up with the Newly Reinstated Executive Reliever In Charge of Having Relationships with Female Talent, Johnny Ace. Because let's be honest, if Piper was not under Contract, she wouldn't be hired by a man who has feed his Protein Shake to every bikini model and cheerleader who came to Wwe for a cup of coffee.

"Well, She's Dewdrop, because she has a round bottom, PAL!" Do not try and tell me that's not the reason for the name. No amount of Justification on why they turned one of NXTUK top talent into a bodyguard stooge for #StillBotchEverything.

Now this is not another Retribution type issue. When the inevitable face turn happens it'll be worth watching. But even after Pounding Eva Marie's Bones to Powder, WHAT THEN? Bring her Back to Britain as if it didn't happen? Put her on NXT as Piper Niven, again, as if it didn't happen? Release her outright? Because that's the Endgame right now, Face Turn, a short match with an idiot, and a midcard run that will fizzle out quickly!

But this is not a new thing. In fact Wwe has had Gimmicks on Body issues and never outright said that bodyshaming is bad, just the blanket statement that All Bullying is Bad, M'Kay? 

Including the two times they made up shit for storyline elements in women's title matches!

In the Early days, the Then WWWF, Acquired the services of Henry J Cobb, the Guinness World Record holder of the Heaviest man at the time. As Happy Humfrey, Cobb was the foil to the equally massive Haystacks Calhoun. On the Road in that era of the late 50s/ early 60s. Restaurants could and did refuse service to people that size. On top of all the stares and ridicule from the public. Cobb himself was once trapped in a phone booth and it took 8 police officers to free him.

Even the Iconic Andre the Giant, a man who had less Control over his weight due to Giantism. If you ever watched HBO'S documentary of him. There is a piece on the Twilight years of Andre's Career. During and After Breaking his Ankle, It was downhill. The Frustration and Alcoholism followed. Former WWE Ref Tim White, who was also  Andre's Handler shared a sad memory of Andre telling Tim that he once wished to look like Him for on day, just to see what it was like to be normal!

In the 80's Adrian Adonis suffered with weight and couldn't shake it off and was Punished, being Repackaged as Adorable Adrian Adonis a Pink clad Sissy who arranged flowers. He took it in stride, but the new gimmick was a punishment. Not as bad as what they did to Playboy Buddy Rose. If you look up Doudrop on youtube and watch Piper's Match THIS video was recommended next! THEY KNOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jdkNpEEgqg

...And the fact it was placed there was what drove me to write this piece!

Fast Forward to the Tailend of the Attitude Era and Molly Holly turned Heel by Becoming Virginal and Wrestling in street clothes and using a flipping Version of Ray Steven's Bombs Away as a finish. Covering up in a time where you featured all the Divas in a dance competition or Bikini contest, was seen as a dick move. Despite being Attacked with a belt shot by heel Champion Trish Stratus, despite being heavier Than Molly who was barely 5ft, Trish mocked Molly for her new finisher that she was knocked out with, Concluding the Big And Strong Fitness Model was only Knocked Out...Because Molly has A FAT ASS! And the crowd ate it up! Chanting Fat Ass and holding Giant Signs that read "Molly's Ass: Actual Size!".There was even a time Molly was Pantsed revealing Sensible Underwear. or as King Pervert kept screaming "Granny Panties!"

And lets not Forget The 2nd time WWE made shit up about a supposed weight Issue that didn't exist. I Am referring of course to the Piggy James storyline. This time By the Original Tapeworm, Michelle McCool. In Increasingly insulting Vignettes, By Quite Frankly a women whose whole career hinged on being the New Wife to a World Famous Wrestler. Unlike the above, this happened in this age of social media and people were upset. and because of it, James would beat McTaker for the Title in less than a minute!

The sad things is that these are the stories that were booked and Made Public. giving that many wrestlers of a certain size have entered WWE'S doors, if more happened backstage, then they kept quiet. We know Vince is not a fan of Kevin Owen's look and Keith Lee's Gear was tweaked to cover his chest. Kassius Ohno was booked as a top heel but fizzled out, due to his ballooning weight. The Doudrop gimmick has barely started, but people are already upset. Which will only mean the storyline will rachet up in Cruelty quickly. Good News it means that this story line will end quicker. Bad news WWE will not look good after this!

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