HELL MONTH 2025 WEEK 1: MLW FURY ROAD-DELICIOUS IS BREAD, THANK YOU!

 List of Champions-Update CHANGES IN CAPITALS 

WORLD'S: MADS KRULE KRUGER 

OPENWEIGHT: BLUE PANTHER SR

MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO 

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima

(The following show was filmed as the preliminary matches to Fightland back on the 13th, so by the time this comes out, Blue Panther had already won the Openweight championship at a CMLL event, Which was addressed tonight.)

HELLO and Welcome to Hell Month! 

What's that?

If your new here, let me explain!

I run two blogs. And every so often scheduling bugs like back-to-back ppvs that span 3 or more weeks, to the point that working on them will take up precious time I may need to write a review for a film on the other site.

This occurrence, which is now rare because wrestling is a monopoly now, is lovingly referred to as a "Hell Month"

And the worst thing?

It may not be over when I think it will be, If Slaughterhouse's Preliminaries are to be launched in 3 weeks!

So here's the lay of the land so far

HELL MONTH SCHEDULE 

• Week 1-Fury Road, the post you are reading right now.
• Week 1-1st of October 2025: Halloween Special: Cassandra Episodes one to three (Bogger Box Office)
• Week 2-6th of October: Slaughterhouse 
• Week 3-13th of October: WWE Crown Jewel

And between them all, an Attempt to get The review of Room out on time for the 1st of November. 

It could have been worse! If AEW didn't have a pathetic British tv deal that didn't Snub The Irish, Week 1 would have being All Out! 

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING 

Matt Riddle at Fightland be like

And so, because of Hop-Head running his mouth online, MLW took the belt off him in a cash in by Mads Kruger.

I would have fired Riddle outright for His disgusting comments about women's abuse charities, but that's just me.

Because of that, The other challenger,  Dijak was livid that his chance was taken away, but someone else who felt overlooked, Alexander Hammerstone, under the prompt by a returning MJF, staked his claim, by interjecting in a brawl between the Former challenger and new Champion. 

Speaking of new Champions, The Vacated Middleweight championship has a new champion in The Luchadore Templario who Defeated Contra's Ikuro Kwan for the belt he had Stolen this summer. Contra are so P*ssed about the loss, they are threatening to reveal their next target....and I bet it's the Tequila selling Masked Money Mark that helped Templario win!

Also tonight, the qualification matches for the prestigious Opera Cup wrap up tonight, with the CMLL contingent sending 3 more chances to take the Opera Cup back to Mexico. 

Previously filmed on Saturday the 13th of October as the Preliminaries of Fightland in Dallas Texas, this is Fury Road.

As always, we Open With The House of Duran cutting a welcoming promo. Cesar starts with a rara speech mentioning Saudimania to boos! 

Opening Contest, Galleon Phastasma, Consisting of Zteve The Pirate, Difundo, a pencil-thin guy in a cheap halloween mask and no shoes and Barbosa, who at least looked like a wrestler. vs New Signee "Divebomb" Diego Hill, Atlantis Sr and Blue Panther. Difundo? Court Bauer should ask for a "REFUNDO" If CMLL Keeps giving him Sweaty Grandpas and Zteve The Pirate! The Crowd carries this match, they love Blue Panther and i Must admit, the Crowd Energy carried this match. Because when it started, a mixture of Blue panther's age and the respect he is shown made them take it slow, but when Hill came in, the pace quickened and the Old-timers followed suit quickly, eventually i ended up enjoying the match, Faces Won with Blue Panther getting the win on Barbosa! 

Backstage the House of Duran celebrate Templario with Don Gato when Ikuro gatecrashes the party. He spits Mist at Jesus when he plays bouncer!

The First Qualifying match for the Opera Cup for the night Paul London vs Okamura. And you thought Austin Art Donavan Aries was Terrible on Commentary, Then here comes Kojima, Spitting out Passion English between chunks of Processed White Bread. It Distracted from the fact Paul London Turned Heel. Thankfully Rob Drombroski did an interview after the Match, and Paul Defended his actions he then ended the interview by telling Uncle Dave Melty-Head to Suck It! He may have turned back face after that!

The Chamber of Horrors is next week's main event at Slaughterhouse. Kruger will defend against Mr Thomas, Kojima, CW Anderson and 2 others.

Backstage: Mr Thomas, Who is the alternate for the opera cup, Sadly it seems that his time in sun won't come this year. So he's Frustrated!

Qualifying match for the Opera Cup. CMLL Still has a chance to bring The Opera Cup back to Mexico. Volador Jr Vs Titan. Flippies and Dippies. At one Point on the outside. Volador had a brainfart. Titan was writhing on the floor and Volador was Just Staring blankly back at the ring. I dont know what to tell You, Volador finally got his act to together and finished the match by bumping the ref, tearing off Titan's mask, Roll up and CMLL HAS A 1/8 CHANCE TO BRING HOME THE OPERA CUP! THIS GUY?

Somewhere in Mexico, Danny McBride watches Don Gato waltz with Random masked Floozies in agave fields.

THIS USE TO BE THE FIRST IMAGE IF YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED THE PHRASE "THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!" AND I AM BRINGING IT BACK!

Contra's New Victim is MSL, As Krule takes out the Manager of the Skyscrapers.

Local Girl vs Shitzi Blackfart. Shotzi feels like she can't get out of The WWE Superstar funk, she has Sunday Night Heat matches like this one, and a Chat show segment on  Slaughterhouse. Shotzi won, but I would do something different with Shotzi, as the whole gimmick was watered down to sell Toys in the Fed, and it lacks shock Value!

Lightning match- a Strict 10 minute Time Limit! Mr Thomas versus Satoshi Kojima, and Mr Thomas has turned Heel! Jump starting this match, he attacks the only 2 time heavyweight champion. Thomas dominates for 4 minutes, until He Eats Both Finishers at the 5;30 Mark. Kojima wins but Thomas proves he belongs in the main event next week!

Opera Cup final Qualification match, Austin Aries who cuts a Promo by saying He's a real Pro-wrestler and professional wrestling needs him to remind them what it was Who faced another WWE Waterdown Kushida, who still dresses Marty McFly. Apparently WWE didn't tell him to do that, so it was all him! Austin was Rusty, after all he spent 6 years in a wasteland of his own Making, due to his own unprofessionalism, If I have to say anything nice about the Tiny Turnip-eating Twit, He hasn't being spending those 6 years eating Vegan Donuts! Finish was Brainbuster after Aries Poked the eyes of Kushida! The Opera Cup Semis start next week!

Kruger vs Dyer NO CONTEST. They had no time after full Entrances to have a match

 

And that'll Do it For WEEK 1 OF HELL MONTH!  Hopefully in the 6 days between this post and Slaughterhouse I Will have Room finished in time for It's November launch over on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com. Speaking of which, This Wednesday the 1st of October, my Halloween Special Cassandra will be launched, but here my next review will be Slaughterhouse to be launched a week from now!

 See you then!

MLW FIGHTLAND 2025: MATT RIDDLE MAKES A DALL-ASS OF HIMSELF

 List of Champions-No Change

World's: Matt "I Smoke W**d so I don't beat my Wife" Riddle

Openweight: Ultimo Guerrero 

Middleweight: Vacated

Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima 

Gravity Gamble (MITB): Mads Krule Kruger.

PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING...

The Opera Cup started in full swing last month and will continue into the winter.

And Apart from that, the only thing of merit is the incessant adverts for some outlaw masked F*ck called El Gato to schill his tequila. 

And that leads me to a correction. In the Don Gato Ad that was inspired by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, it was the Actor Danny McBride not Paul Walter Hauser. 

Opera Cup Qualifying match: Esfinge vs El Ultimo Guerrero Flippies and Dippies and Hotdogging. Can someone tell this Sweaty Grandad that they let have a championship to make a deal with CMLL that if he's not booked to put the belt up, then he has to lose some time? Anyway Ultimo Guerrero qualifies

Opera Cup Qualifying match: Blue Panther jr vs Zandokan aka Zteve The Pirate. This match was only here to promote a six man tag they will have on the Fury Road Special....a six man tag they already shown this audience because that show will be made up of this shows Preliminary matches! Zteve The Pirate has the worst finisher in this company so it's not as pathetic as Danhausen's Curse, but it is pretty Stupid, it's a Double palm Strike!

Backstage The Returning MJF and Alexander Hammerstone have a great promo. People always forget that Hammerstone can talk. So the gist of Hammer's promo is that everyone always talks about the Dynasty and his matches with Jacob Fatu like his best days are behind him, he had a great line "I've spent too much time doing this. I love Wrestling, and yet I Hate Wrestling " so he states he should show the source of his hatred, the other main eventers, just how much he despises them!

Featherweight Championship match, Between Yuki Kamifuku, who made her debut at Summer of The Beasts, so I didn't review it because I had a medical appointment, but she is a former model, very tall and Statuesque. As opposed to the Dumpy 4 foot 11 Schoolgirl dressed as Godzilla, Big Kaiju. Shoko has a tail now....YEP! A tail Yuki used to her advantage. The former model is 5'8, she has legs and she knows how to use 'em! Finish was Shoko using a three Amigos style Nothern light Suplex, so that was impressive by Nakajima to retain the belt. 

Backstage, Cesar, Salina Dela Renta and El Gato schill more tequila and announces "El Gato presents...Lucha Dela Meurtes in November in Charleston North Carolina. Ikuro Kwan comes in and threatens El Gato not to interfere in the Middleweight match.

Texas Death match...GARBAGE MATCH, Hammer is a lot better than this and he lets Mathew Justice know about it, and just when you thought they could take this seriously,  Justice who was sent through a barb wire covered Door as the finish, pops up to pose on the turnbuckle. DID I MENTION AUSTIN ARIES IS BACK IN THIS COMPANY?

Middleweight championship match for the Vacated title Between the Uncrowned Challenger Templario and the Man who stole the Belt from Mistico, Ikuro Kwan, after a Dynamic and Exciting Back and forth Match, Templario Accidently took out the ref which Signaled Contra's Death Squad to come out, only for El Gato to leave his skybox to attack Ikuro Kwan with Brass Knuckles and to revive the Referee. Templario his version of the Lungblower to finally crown the Uncrowned.

Backstage with Dijak and MSL in an echo chamber, This time on the MLW'S Technical Difficulties Conga, we have feedback on the promo for 2 whole minutes! Not that the Promo was going to be revolutionary or anything!

World's Heavyweight championship match Matt Riddle versus Donovan Dijak. Matt Riddle got some boos, but not enough to stop the crowd from Chanting "Bro", However they did cheer for Dijak. the match is about to start...Until!

Mads Krule Kruger cashes in Gravity Gamble 

Your Main Event from this Sunday morning, TRIPLE THREAT, NO DQ, ONE FALL TO A FINISH, YOU KNOW IT, YOU HATE IT, IT'S JUST THE WAY OF THE WRESTLING WORLD NOW! LAAAAAZZZY BOOKING! Let's just get to the Finish already shall we, Dijak takes out Matt Riddle with the Feast Your Eyes, Only for Krule to slip in, give Dijak the Scorched Earth and toss over Dijak to pin Riddle. Despite Spending the either year making Krule look like "Stupidest Big man since Abyss!" I get it, After the Stupid Comments by Riddle, about know showing a charity event in London against Abuse, and saying that #MeToo Movement was Bull, MLW Had to move fast to get this done. Riddle's not fired though, he appears in the Sizzle Reel for Slaughterhouse....At least for the Moment! 

With Dijak Feeling Cheated out of the Belt, "The Disruptor" taunts The new champion to fight him at ringside a swarth of Chairs now cleared of fans by security out of safety, The two Behemoths fight to the outside of the Building, and that's when Alex Hammerstone makes his presence known with a Chair, He ready to show who must he Hates what he also loves!

LIST OF CHAMPIONS-UPDATES IN CAPITALS 

WORLD'S: MADS "KRULE " KRUGER 

Openweight Ultimo Guerrero 

MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO 

Tag The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)

Featherweight Shoko Nakajima 

Join me in two weeks when we go down the Fury Road that will lead to Slaughterhouse a week later. at the end of October the last wwe show I do this year Crown Jewel in Perth will be doing the road later.

See you later!

WWE CLASH IN PARIS 2025: MERDE MISERY TOUR

 WWE Opens the Show By let's be honest, Saying this show is nothing but a stopgap before Tapping the Bank Accounts of Every "Celebrity" they wish to feature at ESPN'S RASSLINGFERLOSERSD! French Commentary get muted In their own country!

NOT THE FIRST TIME A N*ZI MUTED FRENCH BROADCASTING!

We open Our Show and the first Hour with Roman Reigns VS Bronson Reed and the first 20 minutes was The Entrances and Cheering. Bronson looked great and May have went from Midcard Bodyguard for Life to Heavyweight Hell Challenger in the next few years. Bronson took all of Roman's Big moves and didn't Flinch, just like a monster heel is suppose to. In the end after a great Grueling back and forth match. Roman Won and With Paul Heymen standing over his Australian Charge after his defeat laden with Roman's Stolen Shoes, Roman got them back, as well as a measure of Revenge of his former Wiseman. After signing his shoes and throwing them into the crowd by standing on the announce table, Bron Brekker ran down the top of the guard rail to spear Roman, Causing a 2 man assault than dragged everyone out to try and stop it. In the end Roman got Pilmanized by Brekker and put on a stretcher. Returning to Backstage after a commercial, General Manager Adam Pierce Threatened Both Brons with Suspension Without Pay. Paulie was also Hospitalized, So Seth is all Alone in the Main event....Or is he? 

Wwe Smackdown tag team championship- The Street Profits challenged the Wyatt Sicks' Joe Gacy and Dexter Lumis in a competent Display for Tag Wrestling. I'm Convinced B-Fab only got into Wrestling to wear Nice Clothes and be filmed looking good! She stood there doing nothing! If She was only out there to counteract Nikki Cross Because A face Can't hit a Women, Then She wasn't Smartened up to that! Like I Said, Yes the Heels Interfered to make sure The Wyatts retained.

Becky Lynch vs Nikki Bella. 0 Stars. Lame. No Notes. Becky retains/

Fourth in Line was the Donnybrook match Between Sheamus and Rusev. So of course Being a Donnybrook it was a Gimmick Match with Pub Furniture and Whiskey Barrels at Ringside. I wonder IF People from The real Donnybrook In county Dublin Know their town is a shorthand for a Drunken Fight!

Anyway Streetfight, LAAAAZZZY BOOKING! This was not Wrestling! This was a Fight, In the end after destroying Barrels and Lawnchairs and someone's china cabinet. Rusev Choked Sheamus with his own Shilleighleigh.

CenaWinsLOL!

If there was ever an Opponent for people to hope John Cena Doesn't Beat the Allegations Of Burying Talent, It would be L***n P**l! No Sign of Lesner who we all Suspect to be Cena's Opponent for Wrestlepalooza .

Four way for the World Championship-Seth Rollins defended the World Heavyweight Championship against Jey Uso, LA KNIGHT And the Man Seth Cheated out of the title with the MITB Contract, CM PUNK, No Eliminations. One fall to a Finish. YOU GUESSED IT-LAAAAZZZZY BOOKING! As soon as Jey kicked Punk over the ropes and Seth played The Coward, I Knew the Song and Dance routine by Heart-The "I Slide In, Do a Move, You Slide Out, Someone Else Slides In, Does a Move on Me, I Slide Out" Let's Fast Forward to the Finish because it was the only thing of Merit. After both Knight and Uso are Neutralized after Table spots each. Seth Grabs a chair from ringside and Berates Punk, telling Punk he hates him and his family, He goes to Kerb Stomp Punk's head through the metal chair before Punk moves and Seth Injures his foot. Punk Hits Go-2-Sleep, when Seth Staggers the ropes and falls into Punk's Shoulders! That's when a Masked Person goes and saves Punk from given Seth a second GTS By decking Punk in his Love-Spuds....It's Becky Lynch who saves the belt for her husband! Could this mean what i think it means? Could AJ LEE Come out of Retirement?

I'm Afraid if that's the case, then I will have to watch Wrestlepalooza as a casual watcher, as until Saturday I was Convinced The ESPN only show was not going to be shown internationally on Netflix and I Decided to focus on drafting the Halloween Special for Boggerboxoffice in advance of Halloween, Besides have you seen the ad campaign for Wrestlepalooza? they are backing more "Celebrity" appearances than Matches. Hell, If AJ LEE Does come out of retirement for a mixed Tag match, it means one of the World Title Holders will not the Putting a title on the line. Not that it's already a circus sideshow with the rumoured Cena vs Brock Lesner Match. so no, the Schedule doesn't change because Triple H thinks a Show run by a C*kehead is competition, that he has to run a show for "DA REALLY REAL SPORTZ GUYZ!" App on the same day! I will return in two weeks for MLW Fightland.