List of Champions-Update CHANGES IN CAPITALS
WORLD'S: MADS KRULE KRUGER
OPENWEIGHT: BLUE PANTHER SR
MIDDLEWEIGHT: TEMPLARIO
Tag: The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)
Featherweight: Shoko Nakajima
(The following show was filmed as the preliminary matches to Fightland back on the 13th, so by the time this comes out, Blue Panther had already won the Openweight championship at a CMLL event, Which was addressed tonight.)
HELLO and Welcome to Hell Month!
What's that?
If your new here, let me explain!
I run two blogs. And every so often scheduling bugs like back-to-back ppvs that span 3 or more weeks, to the point that working on them will take up precious time I may need to write a review for a film on the other site.
This occurrence, which is now rare because wrestling is a monopoly now, is lovingly referred to as a "Hell Month"
And the worst thing?
It may not be over when I think it will be, If Slaughterhouse's Preliminaries are to be launched in 3 weeks!
So here's the lay of the land so far
HELL MONTH SCHEDULE
- Week 1-Fury Road, the post you are reading right now.
- Week 1-1st of October 2025: Halloween Special: Cassandra Episodes one to three (Bogger Box Office)
- Week 2-6th of October: Slaughterhouse
- Week 3-13th of October: WWE Crown Jewel
And between them all, an Attempt to get The review of Room out on time for the 1st of November.
It could have been worse! If AEW didn't have a pathetic British tv deal that didn't Snub The Irish, Week 1 would have being All Out!
PREVIOUSLY ON MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING
Matt Riddle at Fightland be like
And so, because of Hop-Head running his mouth online, MLW took the belt off him in a cash in by Mads Kruger.
I would have fired Riddle outright for His disgusting comments about women's abuse charities, but that's just me.
Because of that, The other challenger, Dijak was livid that his chance was taken away, but someone else who felt overlooked, Alexander Hammerstone, under the prompt by a returning MJF, staked his claim, by interjecting in a brawl between the Former challenger and new Champion.
Speaking of new Champions, The Vacated Middleweight championship has a new champion in The Luchadore Templario who Defeated Contra's Ikuro Kwan for the belt he had Stolen this summer. Contra are so P*ssed about the loss, they are threatening to reveal their next target....and I bet it's the Tequila selling Masked Money Mark that helped Templario win!
Also tonight, the qualification matches for the prestigious Opera Cup wrap up tonight, with the CMLL contingent sending 3 more chances to take the Opera Cup back to Mexico.
Previously filmed on Saturday the 13th of October as the Preliminaries of Fightland in Dallas Texas, this is Fury Road.
As always, we Open With The House of Duran cutting a welcoming promo. Cesar starts with a rara speech mentioning Saudimania to boos!
Opening Contest, Galleon Phastasma, Consisting of Zteve The Pirate, Difundo, a pencil-thin guy in a cheap halloween mask and no shoes and Barbosa, who at least looked like a wrestler. vs New Signee "Divebomb" Diego Hill, Atlantis Sr and Blue Panther. Difundo? Court Bauer should ask for a "REFUNDO" If CMLL Keeps giving him Sweaty Grandpas and Zteve The Pirate! The Crowd carries this match, they love Blue Panther and i Must admit, the Crowd Energy carried this match. Because when it started, a mixture of Blue panther's age and the respect he is shown made them take it slow, but when Hill came in, the pace quickened and the Old-timers followed suit quickly, eventually i ended up enjoying the match, Faces Won with Blue Panther getting the win on Barbosa!
Backstage the House of Duran celebrate Templario with Don Gato when Ikuro gatecrashes the party. He spits Mist at Jesus when he plays bouncer!
The First Qualifying match for the Opera Cup for the night Paul London vs Okamura. And you thought Austin Art Donavan Aries was Terrible on Commentary, Then here comes Kojima, Spitting out Passion English between chunks of Processed White Bread. It Distracted from the fact Paul London Turned Heel. Thankfully Rob Drombroski did an interview after the Match, and Paul Defended his actions he then ended the interview by telling Uncle Dave Melty-Head to Suck It! He may have turned back face after that!
The Chamber of Horrors is next week's main event at Slaughterhouse. Kruger will defend against Mr Thomas, Kojima, Hammerstone and 2 others.
Backstage: Mr Thomas, Who is the alternate for the opera cup, Sadly it seems that his time in sun won't come this year. So he's Frustrated!
Qualifying match for the Opera Cup. CMLL Still has a chance to bring The Opera Cup back to Mexico. Volador Jr Vs Titan. Flippies and Dippies. At one Point on the outside. Volador had a brainfart. Titan was writhing on the floor and Volador was Just Staring blankly back at the ring. I dont know what to tell You, Volador finally got his act to together and finished the match by bumping the ref, tearing off Titan's mask, Roll up and CMLL HAS A 1/8 CHANCE TO BRING HOME THE OPERA CUP! THIS GUY?
Somewhere in Mexico, Danny McBride watches Don Gato waltz with Random masked Floozies in agave fields.
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| THIS USE TO BE THE FIRST IMAGE IF YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED THE PHRASE "THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!" AND I AM BRINGING IT BACK! |
Contra's New Victim is MSL, As Krule takes out the Manager of the Skyscrapers.
Local Girl vs Shitzi Blackfart. Shotzi feels like she can't get out of The WWE Superstar funk, she has Sunday Night Heat matches like this one, and a Chat show segment on Slaughterhouse. Shotzi won, but I would do something different with Shotzi, as the whole gimmick was watered down to sell Toys in the Fed, and it lacks shock Value!
Lightning match- a Strict 10 minute Time Limit! Mr Thomas versus Satoshi Kojima, and Mr Thomas has turned Heel! Jump starting this match, he attacks the only 2 time heavyweight champion. Thomas dominates for 4 minutes, until He Eats Both Finishers at the 5;30 Mark. Kojima wins but Thomas proves he belongs in the main event next week!
Opera Cup final Qualification match, Austin Aries who cuts a Promo by saying He's a real Pro-wrestler and professional wrestling needs him to remind them what it was Who faced another WWE Waterdown Kushida, who still dresses Marty McFly. Apparently WWE didn't tell him to do that, so it was all him! Austin was Rusty, after all he spent 6 years in a wasteland of his own Making, due to his own unprofessionalism, If I have to say anything nice about the Tiny Turnip-eating Twit, He hasn't being spending those 6 years eating Vegan Donuts! Finish was Brainbuster after Aries Poked the eyes of Kushida! The Opera Cup Semis start next week!
Kruger vs Dyer NO CONTEST. They had no time after full Entrances to have a match
And that'll Do it For WEEK 1 OF HELL MONTH! Hopefully in the 6 days between this post and Slaughterhouse I Will have Room finished in time for It's November launch over on boggerboxoffice.blogspot.com. Speaking of which, This Wednesday the 1st of October, my Halloween Special Cassandra will be launched, but here my next review will be Slaughterhouse to be launched a week from now!
See you then!
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