580th post-20 posts out.
I gave it my all this year, but sadly my 600th post will be sometime next year!
List of Champions-No Changes
World's Mads Krule Kruger
Openweight Blue Panther
Middleweight Templario
Tag The Skyscrapers (Dijak and Bishop Dyer)
Featherweight Shoko Nakajima.
A week after Fury Road and the Spread for this year's Opera Cup has being decided. And your next winner maybe Mistico, Paul london, Kojima....or a Sweaty Grandpa....or.....Zteve The Pirate...or Angry Turnip Eating Hack...or a guy who was Shoved down our throats in wwe....or a Guy who had a Brainfart during his match last week.
As of right now the Shift of Booking of Lucha Libre has being tilted on its head, as for months after getting A second Symbolic Key from a unlikely source, A Tequila Distiller called El Gato, so to be sweet on this new Rival, The House of Duran want to cooperate with this new rival, and If it means getting legless on free Liquor, then what's the harm?
Speaking of keys, The Keys have unlocked the Door to The Slaughterhouse, a night of Blood and gore and hard-core matches.
So same as always as it has being for 2 years now?
Hybrid Wrestling?
What's That?
Chamber of Horrors match for the World's championship...A Throwback to The Worst of the Jim Herd Era of WCW. A weapon filled cage match with a Theme park Electric Chair in one corner. Winner to he determined by who ever pulls the lever to 'Electrocute" one of the opponents. Krule put the belt up in this match. Against Matthew Justice, CW and Brock Anderson, Mr Thomas and Chris Adonis, this match was hokey and terrible, has so much time past that we are now Nostalgic for even the Worst Content? Finish was CW being Shocked by Krule, after Sacrificing himself to save Brock
Graveyard Shift with Shotzi Blackheart. whose guests are The Skyscrapers. Shotzi and Bishop Dyer (Baron Corbin) really need to let go of what they learned in wwe, Dijak gets it he's an angry heel and most importantly, an Angry Adult man, Adult People Are allowed to Swear, if they are angry! Contra takes offence to the segment, and attacks the tag champs, as Shotzi who was probably drunk to begin with, schill Tequila. Promo on Screen shows a red haired woman at a bar drinking cocktails. It's The "Tampon Girl" Priscilla Kelly. She wants Shotzi at Lucha de la Muertes next month.
Announcement that Zandokan aka Zteve The Pirate is injured and Will he replaced by Star Jr.
Opera Cup quarter final 1: Star Jr vs Volador with Rugido and Magnus, Possibly to be tech support if VolaDuh's brain does another Blue Screen of Death. Flippies and Dippies ensue. When MLW leave for the east coast, this show was in Long Island, The appeal of Lucha is not there, and the crowd could not have cared less. Volador is in final 4.
Opera Cup Quarter Final 2: Bishop Dyer vs Satoshi Kojima with Okamura. Dyer put up a fight as Kojima did struggle, but once the four moves of doom hit, it's over. With 2 Lariot-Os, Satoshi Kojima qualifies.
Krule and Dijak continue fighting backstage
Symphony of Horrors is 25th of October. Matches Confirmed are To be all the Quarter finals to be finalized tonight. So it's 2 weeks away, thankfully No longer a 4th week to This Hell Month.
Paul Walter Hauser comes out for Commentary for Austin Aries vs Paul London. Heel vs Heel, But given how much Damage Austin Did to himself for years. So the match starts with Austin Art Donovan on his Soapbox. Not because he has something to say, but he really is that Short! The match went too long with Spots so When the planned attack on Hauser at ringside happened, it took too long to get there, Austin Aries got in Hauser's face and distracted London who was prey from the Brainbuster.
After the match, PWH comes to console London, but Instead calls him out for politicking backstage. Turns out PWH was to be in War Chamber, But Matthew Justice took his place. Paul had a good line "I'm Sorry you are in MLW, And Not your Glory Days Having Squash Matches On Velocity!"
These Don Gato Tequila adverts are getting more Stupid as they go on. The Weird looking mark sidekick for Danny McBride has an agrument with a cat and gets a hairball!
With nowhere else to go, Killer Kross Returns to MLW at Lucha de la Muertes in November
Matt Riddle vs Hammerstone. More Boos This week! Having fake fights with TMZ reporters for clout would do that.
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| TMZ Posted this on their own account. If they feared for the Safety of Lenard from Big Bang Theory Looking ass #NOMEANSNOBRO Tossed around, they wouldn't have posted it! |
Anyway like the match beforehand, the past transgressions done By one of the heels, made the other heel a face by proxy! A ref Bump happens and the match breaks down, with Dijak, Dyer and Kruger invade the ring to go into Business for themselves. Riddle low Blows Hammer as the Ref Stirs back to life. Riddle Wins and in the Promo Crashes out even further, This is just sad and for once, we can't even Blame the We*d for this!
Featherweight Championship Himawari vs Shoko Nakajima. We've seen Himawari before, she's the 5t foot girl who dresses like Bridemaid at hippy Commune Wedding! She Wrestled another Gimmick Joshi Schoolgirl Princess, The champion Shoko "Big Kaiju" Nakajima. So if we are booking based on power scaling The Gimmicks, of course Godzilla would beat a Bridesmaid!
Telenova Bullsh*t. Don Gato's Jewel Encrusted Knuckledusters are missing. And the Deal may be off if the House of Duran don't find them. RUH-ROH RAGGY! We have a mystery to solve!
Opera Cup Quarter final "Sweaty Grandpa " Ultimo Guerrero vs Mistico. Mistico went 10 minutes plus, Competitive with a broken down, Fat, Middle aged, Putz who has to hot-dog and preen every time he does a move, even if that move was the minimum of effort! And Mistico's Stint working with MJF, Showed he can't cut it working with Non-Mexican Wrestlers. They do a Lucha Match which Meant, you couldn't tell who was botching, or if a move they saw on a Cartoon and did it cause it looked awesome was supposed to look like that. So eventually And maybe because Ultimo lost the belt to someone even Older than him, But he got the message that he can't win every match he's booked in, mainly because of Mistico. Bad as he is, Is still over!
After the match Aries attacks Mistico. As we learnt, they will face each other at Symphony of Horrors. For them Later that night. For us, we will have to wait 3 weeks.
Next week, Hell Month Ends with the last WWE PLE I will review for this year, Crown Jewel Perth. before I Focus my Energies towards the Holiday season. So be Here in 7 days time as we let go of wwe in 2025 with a bang!
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