Monday, October 13, 2025

HELL MONTH WEEK 3 WWE CROWN JEWEL: I NEED MY PERTHS

 First introduction was the careful ferrying of The Blood Money Belts from Saudi Arabia. Yes Despite not being in Riyhad, The Princes Trophy Belts That are Bigger than most children and cost as much are being contested in Two-You know What-Measuring Contest Between the Four World champions. At least the Woman can wear what they like in Australia! 

Package narrated by Rhea Ripley that acknowledges the International Crowds are louder than the Americans. Ireland only got a look-in!

Australian Street Fight Bronson Reed Vs Roman Reigns which as expected went long even without the Entrance and Singing. Reed was Booed, even though he's from the Territory of Western Australia. This was an Australian Street fight which meant for hahas, We had a garbage can full off Cricket bats and Rugby balls (They belong there....The Gimmicks not Australian Rugby!) The match was back and forth, but since this was no dq out comes Bron Breakker. The Vision Members set up table for The Tsunami, But here come the Usos, Despite the warning from Roman not to interfere. Superkicks to everyone, but it's not enough, The heels takeover including a beautifully shot Bird's eye view of the Super-Spear! Superman punch, but Jey accidentally kicks Roman and with the help from Bron, Bronson Reed becomes the second man to Pin Roman in 6 years in a one-on-one match! 

After the Match Roman Badmouths the Usos , Even Swearing, Tell them he's tired of them getting in his business "PEOPLE ARE SAYING I CAN'T HANDLE MY OWN SH*T ANYMORE" And that's what I was on about last week, If you are angry in a promo, and you are a grown man you are allowed to swear! And a lot of companies don't get that! Then Jey Abandons Jimmy, I Guess the "Yeet" Experiment is over.

Blood Money Women's Belt, Champion vs Champion (Non Title) Tiffany Stratton vs Stephanie Vaquer...First of All Uncle Dave Meltzer, You made a lot of People mad by calling this the "Toilet Break Match" so I'm gonna put these here

"SCREW MELTY-HEAD!
ALL THE HOMIES HATES MELTY-HEAD!"

Also, Can some please have a word with Alicia Taylor? Just because you use to work for Cirque De Bullshay, Doesn't mean you have to take centre ring with your stupid hair and Pull on Inflections on Non English names. Just Read the card!  Anyway these matches for the Blood Money belts are Nothing Matches with no well real Gains, But to say that this was a toilet break was insulting, and there was good action here, The match had very nice groundwork to start which is not something I expected, The Demon's Kick that Thing that Vacquer does with her Thighs and the girls head....that's over! Booker got that over, and no doubt Sharmell is making him Sleep on the couch for that! Both Women put on a show despite being a match with no build and no urgency. Vaquer won the Crown Jewel Belt. Bringing it back to Raw.

The vision celebrate but Paul's Worries brings the mood down. 

John Cena vs Aj Styles. Cena is having his Retirement tour and In 2026 Styles will not be renewing his contract by December Next year. So now tonight it's the Renewal of A Fued, The Top man of wwe vs the top man of TNA. And out comes Styles in his old tna era gear, Not a mock up, but the actual boots and shorts he use to wrestle in. Why Does Cena have his Heel Introduction still if he's turm back face, especially when that was the thing that got the most heat? And even AJ Gets one, namedropping TNA of course but Noone expected the Bullet Club to be mentioned, which got a pop! To the match and if I have to make a reference to what this match was like it would be this


For those who don't get the Reference, this is Snake vs Ocelot Boss Battle from Metal Gear 4. This is the battle where Both combatants Steal moves from their past lives and Their rivals to show them how far they have come. And that's what Styles and Cena was like. Styles borrowed moves from Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels, Chris Beniot, Kurt Angle but Cena had also did finishers from His rivals, Kane, Edge, Bray Wyatt, the Undertaker. There were other finishers taken but I can't remember them all, there was a also and attempt for a 619, But it didn't happen! Cena wins with the tombstone countering the Phenomenal Forearm And then hitting the AA for the win. After the match, both men who given their best years in the ring, raised each other had in a late Nomination for match of the year, in my opinion.

Kabuki warriors vs Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky, a good match despite all the hokey Soap Opera acting we had to watch on Raw. But good Match. Faces Won because come on, Rhea was in this match in Australia.

Blood Money Belt Champion vs Champion,  Non Title Seth Rollins vs Cody Rhodes...And THIS JUST WOULDN'T END! WWE made the mistake to have Cena vs Styles and Rhea's Homecoming before  before this because after those match, the crowd was spent! And a 40 minute plus match with long entrances and ring announces, and the crowd was deflated. That's not to say the match was Bad, it wasn't. But after what we just saw, This Match for a Vanity Belt wasn't going to cut it! Seth Elected to have no seconds as he needs to prove he can back up what he's all about. And even then because he's a heel, he still cheated, Using a Rolex apparently gifted by Cody, to Deck Cody long enough for "The Visionary" to hit a Middle rope Stomp. After the match, Seth got on the Mic to do his Catchphrase and Joker laugh, and if you were expecting a Run-in, Sorry. The only thing left was having both Vaquer and Rollins Photographed wear their Vanity Belts!

And with that I can close the Book on wwe for 2025!

Sure there is Survivor Series, but that is so close to Christmas that I want to save my money. I Have two more Posts left in me MLW Symphony of the Night which will be up on the 27th of October, but the Link on twitter will be up the Next Day, due to Bank Holiday. And Lucha Dela Meurtos which will be deferred to the 24th, Due to Personal Obligations.

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