MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING PRESENTS: JIMMY HAVOC'S SLAUGHTERHOUSE: CONVENIENTLY PLACED WOODEN PANELS!

Yes, looks like i am reviewing wrestling on Halloween!
And Not a Bonesaw in sight!
But...
You just wouldn't know with Jimmy Havoc as tonight's executive producer....which really means let's have a framing device for these prerecorded cross-promotional matches with The Crash in Mexico.

We start with a Skype interview with the Von Erich Brothers. Pissed off with The Dynasty's legal wrangling to postpone their title shot: Holiday and MJF will face them in a Texas Tornado Match at Saturday Night Superfight on the 2nd of November for the gold. Now that's gonna be, as we say here in the Midlands, Tidy!

First match was an all over place Trios (Six man Match) between Los Azagandas (Silver Star/Demeza/Animal) vs Triple Amenaza (Starboy/Aradu/Zarco). This commentary did no favours to explain anything that was not Pertaining to Major League Wrestling. I had no clue who anyone was and why we they were fighting. Which is bad when you are trying to introduce a small promotion to a bigger audience...AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH, THEY INTERRUPTED IT FOR A PROMO BY CONTRA!
Okay i get it! Contra's gimmick is that they are terrorists, and getting sudden attention by run-ins or interrupting matches like this promo is their schtich, but to disrespect the only match that had guys who are not under contract, that's low! Anyway The Heels, Los Azagandas, Won by using a triple powerbomb on Starboy, after the other 2 were put through Conveniently Placed Wood Panels!

Another Recorded Promo, Brian Pillman Junior and...wife? Girlfriend? Her name wasn't given so she probably isn't under contract were at the pool, where Pillman teased a heel turn by mocking Davey boy Jnr's voice and how he is always given him advice to succeed, ending with him asking his girlfriend, how many world titles did he ever hold!

Second Match, one pre-recorded in America, Saw Havoc pit Promotionales Dorado's El Hijo de La Parka vs Contra's Josef Samael in a "TIJUANA" Street fight. After Havoc and Zelina De La Renta had a slagging match at each other, Samael blindsided La Parka outside the arena. Powerslam into a Conveniently Placed Wooden Panel was the only hold in this match. Contra Attacks La Parka and his No DQ MATCH...ENDS AS A NO CONTEST! Contra  whips Hijo Into a Conveniently Placed wooden Panel...Which doesn't Break!

I AM THE...CONVENIENTLY PLACED WOODEN PANEL!
 (Doesn't have the same ring to it!)

And finally Jimmy Havoc got his hands Dirty in the main event as he faced former WWF Midcarder Svio Vega vs Promotionales Dorado's Damian 666 In a triple Threat match in recorded in Tijuana, why did i say that? Unless we had De La renta had a costume change and a hairdo between shooting the last segment and this match, you would be really dumb to think this show was edited in one place and in one take! Anyway this match! Terrible! But this is what I was expecting From a show gimmicked around Halloween, Havoc one after between Damian 666, which brought out Bestia 666, Who Havoc is feuding with in CRASH!, not in MLW! by the way Not looking forward to Mance Warner vs Jimmy Havoc at Superfight, But Mance Needs that receipt for that Legit Collapsed lung after that gruesome barbed wire attack back a month ago!

So this show, was Not ASS!
it was SUPERASS!
if Superfight is televised in Britain in some capacity, I'll review it next month. But until then, I'm crawling back under my rock to wait out the Sky Sports handover to wwe to BTsports! If you don't feel like waiting a month for my opinion, get it from the source at my Twitter account @RealEnli.
But whenever i see you again
I hope it's soon!
PEACE!
EAMONN
AKA
ENLI!

WWE DRAFT 2019/20 HOT TAKE

IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN THAT MEANS AFTER 2/3 WEEKS THE ENTIRE ROSTER IS FINALIZED! THE ENTIRE 2 ROSTERS GOT HIT BY THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE TRY-HARD RULE SO THE ROSTER IS BEING RIPPED UP AND STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN, EVEN IF IT MEANS RAW CHAMPIONS, WITH CHAMPIONSHIPS WITH THE RAW NAME IN THEM, DRAFTED TO THE SHOW THEY BELONG TO!

RAW ROSTER FOR 2019/20 
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS
RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION BECKY LYNCH
US CHAMPION: AJ STYLES
WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE KABUKI WARRIORS (ASUKA/KAIRI SANE)
WWE RAW TAG CHAMPIONS: THE VIKING RAIDERS (ERIK/IBAR)
24/7 CHAMPION: CURRENTLY R-TRUTH

• Drew McIntytre
• Bobby Lashley
• Kevin Owens
• Randy Orton
• Ricochet
• Andrade
• Rusev
• Aliester Black
• Samoa Joe 
• Rey Mysterio
• Ethan Midcarder the Turd!
• Eric Young
• Sin Cara STILL WORKS HERE?!?
• Humberto Carillio
• Rowan
• Bubby Murphy
• Cedric Alexander
• JIN AND JUICE MAHAL
• Akira Tozawa
• Shelton Benjamin
• Titus O'Neill

RAW WOMEN'S DIVISION

• Alexa Bliss
• Nattie
• Nikki Cross
• Charlotte
• Liv Morgan

TAGTEAM DIVISION

• The Orange County Club without Bullets
• The Narrators( Street Profits)

Managers/Valets

• Zelina Vega
• Lana

SMACKDOWN ROSTER FOR 2019/20
WWE CHAMPION: BROCK LESNER
WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION: BAYLEY
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION:  SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPION: THE REVIVAL (WILDER/DAWSON)

• Roman Reigns
• Braun Strowman
• Bray Wyatt
• Daniel Bryan
• Ali
• GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
• King Corbin
• Chad Gable (I REFUSE TO CALL HIM SHORTY G! FUCK THAT, VINCE!)
• Elias
• Apollo Crews
• Drew Gulak
• Heath Slater

WOMEN'S DIVISION

• Sasha Banks
• Lacey Evans
• Tamina 
• Carmella

TAGTEAMS

• ROODE/DOLPH 
• LUCHA HOUSE PARTY
• NEW DAY
• B-TEAM
• HEAVY MACHINERY

MAANGERS/VALETS

• Paul Heyman
• Sami Zayn (At Least I CAN GET HIS FUCKING NAME RIGHT, FOX!)

CURRENTLY UNDRAFTED AS OF SMACKDOWN LAST FRIDAY THE DRAFT IS OVER

• Cesaro
• Luke Harper
• Mojo
• No Way Jose
• Dana Brooke
• Fire and Desire
• IIconics
• Sarah Logan
• AOP
• HAWKINS/RYDER

So there it is! Smackdown came out better since they on theory anyway have a mid-card that can revitalize the Forgotten IC championship. I mean a roster with Gable, Ali, Crews and Drew would be too good not look over! If Nxt are doing call-ups it better be to the women's division, as of right now if you discount the tag-teams, the challenger pool is very shallow. Also Sin Cara is still employed?

So that was my hot take on the draft. If i'm lucky I may have results of Major League Wrestling's Slaughterhouse One hour Special tomorrow morning. Until then thank you for reading and follow me on twitter @RealEnli!

Winter Schedule 2019

Well things are winding down as the summer months peak only to fall. As such, I will have a lot do IRL That will affect the times I have spare to do the dahm THANGS!

A COLD TURKEY-LIKE IT'S WEEKS AFTER CHRISTMAS!

Like I said yesterday, Summerslam was the last wwe ppv i do thing year. By now you know, wwe is heading to BT (British Telephone) Sports. So I am in the process of cancelling my Sky Sports Subscription and in the process of calling Eir (Telefon Ni EIRe) to get BT Sports!

Yeah That's Right!

Irish People have to call an Irish Phone company pretending to be a Tv channel, To get a BRITISH telephone company Pretending to be a tv channel!

that is typical Irish Life!
However, WWE is not the end all and be all! In November I plan to have all the shit together so i can watch MLW'S Saturday night Super Fight in November!

AT LEAST BOGGER BOX OFFICE ISN'T FUCKED OVER!
...Conversely, BBO is going great! Next week Part 3 of The finale to Ticket to Hell will be up to conclude the heavenscar storyline! A new Storyline will start in November- Sabotage By Sleep!

• Next week-TICKET TO HELL: MILLENNIAL CREATION MYTHS: POKEMON THE MOVIE-ZOROARK, MASTER OF ILLUSIONS PART 3
• September- Main Street (Subject to Change!)
• October-Halloween Special (TBA!)
• November- Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Subject to change!)
• December-Barbie in the Nutcracker (I'm Simply acknowledging that this year the  Barbie franchise is 60 years old this Christmas!)

CODE LYOKO SEASON 2 FINALE REVIEW AND BEYOND!
With the spare time not able to review wwe, I will be able to Continue Code lyoko return to the past. now! However Seasons 3+4 was never shown in Europe, (not even on Pop, whose specialty is cartoons based on Franchises!) So I will be watching the remaining episodes for the first time in essence, So the episodes will be slower out, But They will count to the tally of the Posts which is currently 187! Now you know why some are subject to change!

DA TOO HUNDRAH!
The 200th Post! it will have taken me 11, perhaps 12 years to get there, but i Will get there, It's a secret but it's a film that starred an actor who should be very familiar to all BBO  readers!

 So that's me For 2019!
Follow me on twitter at @realenli and will see all of you very soon!

SUMMERSLAM 2019: MY LAST BSKYB PURCHASED PPV!

Yes this is it! Until the new British tv Deal, I will NOT be reviewing any WWE shows til The Royal Rumble! 5 months cold turkey without a single raw or smackdown! I will speak more about it tomorrow in my winter Schedule! But Until then, Here was last night's summerslam results!

Preshow and Drew Gulak retained the Lollipop Guild Belt, Bliss/Cross retained the Main Event Women's Tag title against the Iiconics, and in a match that had Vince's Fingerprints all over it, Rowan interfered with Buddy Murphy vs Apollo Crews, Because LOOK AT ROWAN! HE'S A BIG, REDWOOD TREE OF A MAN! A REDWOOD TREE, MADE OF BEEF!

To the main show, we opened with Becky Lynch vs Nattie Submission match for the raw women's belt. Naturally Nattie had a big pop, but Becky was not Booed out of the Building, either! Good exchanges, good uses of each other's moves and finishers, but in the end Becky Made Nattie tap out!

And to the surprise of everyone with half a braincell! Oldberg got over on Ziggler. No-sell, Spear, Jackhammer, 1-2-FUCK YOU!

The Goldberg was a shit sandwich as it had a great match before and after it! AJ styles Retained the belt from a game Ricochet. After the match, The Orange County Club Without Bullets took Ricochet out with the Magic Killer!

The crowd did not give 2 Fucks about Ember vs Bayley! They were quite as all hell! Bayley Retains but Ember had lost every match when announced as number one contender so it would nag me to no end if she won last night/This morning!

Change Kevin Owens name to Right Guard, because he made an embarrassing sweaty patch called Shane MacMahon, who of course by virtue of filthy Saudi Money, is best Professional wrestler in the world, last night!

So Trish did the job for Charlotte. Good, that's all I asked! But In some cases Trish needed to be carried because she was rusty. She's in good shape, sure, but she is not on the road anymore! Good Match, just sketchy in some spots!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DOUBLE COUNTOUT FINISH TO THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP?

Bray's Fiend Gimmick...THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T BLOW IT! New Version of his music, new tron, a fucking creepy Lantern made to look like his severed head! Finn came out as himself,  not as the Demon, which made no sense! I Thought the demon was reserved for the big 5 shows! This is not over!

And with no title changes and a b-show where every title is on the line next month, Of course Seth Rollins was going to win the match, but it was touch and go and it devolved into brawling and weapon shot as usual with Lesner. Seth has become stale as a face. A heel turn is needed, More than Bayley's! Seth is Bland to listen to !

WELL THAT'S IT!
I have a Winter Schedule that will update the ins and outs of my current situation out tomorrow! Despite the above, a plan to get out all the major League wrestling shows out of the way!
Watch this space!

Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
see you tomorrow!
Peace!

Summerslam 2019 predictions

(Pours a Glass of Wine-NON-ALCOHOLIC, I'm not a stereotype!)

Hello everyone, Eamonn Here on a Auspicious Day before the last WWE PPV I review In 2019. I have said this before in a previous post and on twitter so i'll Make this Brief: There will no wwe reviews til the Royal Rumble, that's when the new uk tv deal with British Telecom starts. I will be out of commission for August and Maybe September as buy a hd television and Hd Sky-box. I understand that raw and Smackdown will still be televised in Standard Definition, but I am here to write my Pay-per-view results, and the WWE ppvs will only be shown live in the High Definition Format! I will be making the change after Summerslam, waiting 5 months cold turkey, rather than make the mistake of rushing through the Holiday Months where Electronic Stores and servicemen are at their busiest.

With that out of the way-PART-TIMERS WITH NO RIGHT TO BEING ON A MAJOR PPV!

BEST BELL IN DA UNOVA REGION!
BROCK LESNER (C) VS SETH "DOWN WIF DA KIDZ "ROLLINS
Did you see how stupid Seth looked like with that Backwards Cap? Jesus Christ!
Money on: Lesner, to push Owens...Despite Owens being on Smackdown...i think? #fuckthewildcardrule!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
KOFI KINGSTON (C) VS RANDY ORTON
Spurned by that moment when Randy Called Kofi stupid on worldwide tv for missing his mark for taken the RKO (That was the real reason behind it!) Kofi is no longer that Midcarder with an upside, he's wwe champion.
Money on: Kingston Personally, I think they missed their shot on turning Big E (Still should be Woods, But oh well!)

SUBMISSION MATCH  FOR THE WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BECKY LYNCH (c) VS NATALYA
Home Advantage in Toronto for the Queen of Harts. Friendships THE FECK OUTTA HERE! As Nattie went from Face to Bitch in a Hot Minute! Now what I would to see is a Reverse Screwjob, Where Nattie is given the win after Becky Doesn't Tap out and Canada turning out the Harts. That would be a Bookend, and something noone would expect!

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
BAYLEY (c) VS EMBER MOON!
...I really don't know what they are doing with this Match! Is Ember Heel, are they teasing Bayley to turn heel? Is Sasha coming back?
MONEY ON: BAYLEY I GUESS!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
AJ STYLES (c) W/ THE ORANGE COUNTY CLUB WITHOUT BULLETS VS RICOCHET
Yes, Gallows and Anderson no longer have a match because the Uso would rather Do a Real Life Initial D style Tofu Delivery and they have being pulled like the handbrakes should have being before the pigs caught them!
Uso's Mario Kart Obsession Aside, This has DQ Written all over it!

NOT YET CONFIRMED FOR MAIN SHOW, BECAUSE DAMMIT, PAUL, I WOULD RATHER BOOK GOLDBERG'S 60 YEAR OLD SALT AND PEPPERED BEEF! THAN BOOK THE LOLLIPOP GUILD FROM YOUR LITTLE MAN SHOW!
I just hope the new British tv deal contains 205 live, and yeah fuck sky for not televising 205, nxt, THEIR OWN COUNTRY MEN! or the Mae Young classics! as Such I have no Opinion on Drew Gulak vs Oney Lorcan, NEXT!

KEVIN OWENS VS COL. MCSWEATYBOLLUCKS!
IF SHANE LOSES HE LEAVES WWE...
Which means since we are doing a complete rehash of the attitude Era, (Owens using the Stunner and all) means Shane will Win and Owens will be this Ambushing Vigilante like Stone cold when he was screwed by Vince!

THE FIEND VS THE DEMON
I Want Bray's gimmick not to suck, I don't want Elements of Firefly Funhouse in his Entrance, I don't need a Distraction and roll win by Bray after a distraction from the Fucking Puppets! Please creative, It's not a hard ask: DON'T FUCK THIS UP!

TRISH STRATUS GETS A PAYCHECK AGAINST CHARLOTTE
OK, Some of you will call this a "Dream Match", But face it, this match is putting down the rest of locker room!

GUARANTEED TO BE THE WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT
DOLPH ZIGGLER VS OLDBERG!
Dolph has being very vocal about Goldberg nearly killing undertaker with a botch move At Blood Money 2, Calling out on Goldberg's terrible match as a buzzword for unprofessional. And now we have this match! I'm starting to regret buying a bottle of Non-alcoholic wine!

So that's it!
Summerslam results will hit this blog sometime after 10am BST On monday. Tuesday will my winter schedule, I hope that the change in my viewing arrangements, and upcoming Medicals checkups means i will be ready to review the first episode of AEW Dynamite and MLW Saturday Night SUPERFIGHT!
I will see you on Monday and i'll try to happy, but this show will probably make the mood of the Switchover more Bitter!

PEACE!
ENLI!

MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING SPECIAL: KINGS OF COLISEUM: CONTRAversial!

In Memory Of Adrian "Lionheart" McCallum

Eamonn Here with Deferred Coverage of Saturday's Major League Wrestling's Kings of Coliseum Show in Chicago!

We open with The Openweight Champion Alexander Hammerstone, Member of MJF's Dynasty Faction. Who had issued for the 4th of july week, The Star Spangled Open Challenge! It was answered by Kotto Brazil, Ok quick to point out this is only my 2nd ever MLW review, so Apologies if i don't know everyone....because i don't! Clash of Styles here Hammerstone's Raw strength against Brazil's high Flying and speed, But the x factor that was the other members of Dynasty meant this was never a fair Fight! Hammerstone retains and MJF is just fucking 24 caret gold on the Mic! He issues a challenge for The Hart Foundation tag team titles on Fusion this week. In subsequent Promos, it was decided that the match will be a 6-man Freebird Rules Ladder match with Hammerstone and Pillman Jr. added to the mix!

Backstage World champion Tom Lawler attacked Simon Gotch by slamming a door into his face. Tom, who has the rest of hair cut after what Contra did at  Fury Road, Does not have the Von Erichs in his corner, due to Commitments in Israel!

Myron Reed, the SJW gimmick from my last review of this promotion, Faced Rey Horus, Rey Mysterio's Cousin. Good Back and Fought, bit of botch in the middle with Horus attempting what look liked a leg lariat, Reed had Jordan Oliver in his corner to run interference and Reed wins...With a European Uppercut. REALLY?

Next we had The Jim Cornette LIVE experience with Special Guest. Selina Dela Renta. And OHBOY! Didn't this drag down the show! Jim tried to get answers out when L.A. Park would cash in The Battle Riot number one contender's match, Selina Refused to answer, Kafaybed that she won an award this week in Puerto Rico for being An Entrepreneur...AND STRUGGLING TO PRONOUNCE IT! Then Konnan came out! Selina cursed in Spanish, Konnan cursed in Spanish...and that was it!

With Selina at ringside and with the fact that LA PARK Could cash in the contract from Battle Riot, Tom Lawler was a marked Man against Contra's Heavy Hitter, the man who kidnapped him at Fury Road and Cut of his Hair, Jacob Fatu, A Rough and Ready, Hard hitting Match, Between Lawler, a former ufc fighter and Fatu, a man with Royal Wrestling Blood in his veins, in a match between 2 high caliber Fighters! Fatu's Agility and Killer instinct was on full display. (I lost it when i saw Jacob, a 300 pounder, do a fucking HANDSPRING INTO A STANDING MOOONSAULT!) But in the end, Fatu claimed his victim and the prize, Jacob Fatu is now MLW'S World champion!

WELL THAT'S IT!
MLW's Never say never is very soon! and that'll be the next wrestling review. If you want to follow me on Twitter i can be found at @RealEnli. Sky's Scheduling Bullshit this Tuesday means i will be watching Raw on Monday Night, The last time EVER! 2019, before The big Changeover from Sky to BT SPORTS.

SEE YOU VERY SOON!
ENLI
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BSKYB HATES THE WRESTLING FANS WHO MADE THEM RICH, PASS IT ON! (RE: WWE/BTSPORTS DEAL)

As of last week, Sky Sports, the British home (and Irish, by proxy!) of wwe for nearly 3 decades is finished.

In January 2020, The televisual Rights of Smackdown, Raw and an "1 hour wwe British show" (could it be NXTUK? which sky never had rights too? or a new magazine show for British Audiences?) on BT's Premier channels so I will have cancel sky sports to pay for BT Sports!

But that is not the problem!

The problem is that wwe pay-per-views will be on BTBoxoffice, a channel that is HD only!

I have a Standard definition TV and Standard definition Box

You see where this is going do you?

As of right now, Summerslam will be the last show of the year for me, after August all other shows will be unimportant, Survivor Series i Never watch due to it being close to Christmas! Impact and go and fuck themselves with the "WE Are Showing The Pay-Per View a week later and Taking food out of blogger's mouths, but you should be grateful!" Bullshit! As i wait out the 5 month transition from Late August to January, The only wrestling i will be able to review will be Major League Wrestling and any WOS or IPW should they return! After Summerslam, you will not be able to hear from me about any current wrestling as the 5 months between August and January I will be Updating the tv packages and staying at home to welcome technicians. I may also have to buy a new television! Every review i make comes out of my own pocket! Irish Broadband continues to be the shits, so the network, that's €40-YEAH #FUCKYOURAPP!

This will not effect Bogger Box Office til 2020, as a matter of fact, CodeLyoko Return to the past NOW! may see Season 3 after all!, But The price of the ppvs will be up for non-bt customers, plus VAT for Irish Customers. I only do shows 2 months at a time til winter, to begin with, making it 4 shows a year, but keep in mind 2020 and beyond That it may be less with the price rise!

Things will be clearer in the winter Schedule. As mentioned before Summerslam will be the last WWE ppv i do this year!

Thank you for listening, in the next months i may update you a progress Report!