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May-3 TICKETS TO HELL 2 : TIPPING THE BARGAIN BIN
Part 1: Joe-jack reviews Master of disguise
Part 2: Eamonn reviews Cruel intentions 2: Seduce and Destroy
Part 3: 80s Lad reviews Sleath
Pathofenlightment schedule
May-Happy birthday, George Lucas.
June Interactive month: YOU have control ON What i Review! (boggerboxoffice and wrestling as scheduled.)
July: wwe roster 2011 evaluation
August: as part of June i will give a survey of what theme theme month should be Come back in june to see the choices.
Bogger box office schedule
June-The Crap Films of Drew Barrymore: Donnie Darko
July-The Crap films of drew Barrymore: Lucky You
August-RV: Runaway Vacation
(all posts are subject to change.
ppvs and random posts are not included.)
Thursday, April 21, 2011
TNA LOCKDOWN QUICKIE
Hi everyone! fell asleep at the main events (dahm you greenwich mean time!)
so i just have a quick recap for you.
Devon defeated Anarquia in the dark match. Anarquia looked very green that night.
Max Buck won the x-scape match besting 7 other men including his brother. he will get a title shot on kaz.
speaking of title shots, ink inc bested steiner and crimson, Bi The Way and British Invasion for their title shot on Beer Money.
Mickie james bet Madison Rayne in less than a minute.
Joe defeated the Pope in a rousing gruelling contest. i can only hope for a rematch.
Jarrett defeated Angle 2-1 in a 3 Stage of hell match.
Morgan defeated Hernandez. Can some explain how breaking a man's neck makes him a face?
Sting retained the title...only to tease hogan coming out of retirement. PLEASE GOD NO!
And finally in the bloody Lethal lockdown match, Fourtune downed Immortal with an assist by Aj Styles
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so i just have a quick recap for you.
Devon defeated Anarquia in the dark match. Anarquia looked very green that night.
Max Buck won the x-scape match besting 7 other men including his brother. he will get a title shot on kaz.
speaking of title shots, ink inc bested steiner and crimson, Bi The Way and British Invasion for their title shot on Beer Money.
Mickie james bet Madison Rayne in less than a minute.
Joe defeated the Pope in a rousing gruelling contest. i can only hope for a rematch.
Jarrett defeated Angle 2-1 in a 3 Stage of hell match.
Morgan defeated Hernandez. Can some explain how breaking a man's neck makes him a face?
Sting retained the title...only to tease hogan coming out of retirement. PLEASE GOD NO!
And finally in the bloody Lethal lockdown match, Fourtune downed Immortal with an assist by Aj Styles
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Friday, April 15, 2011
Phoenix month:Wrestling Horses for Curses
ATM ERIC
the creature that pauperised many a punter in 2001 remains making no friends Down South.Once considered a revolutionary after T.Turner replaced Pizza Hut Pissant,the now grey creature saw his stock plummet in the Ratings Chase, where failing to wrangle rivals Young Talent and Big Egos seem to undermine his authority
EVE OF MEDIOCRITY
A pretty chestnut haired filly that despite being champion has a lot to learn. she was a surprise entrant in the Royal rumble outing where she bested Bony Bitch, Fake Brit and Queen of Harts for the Garish Butterfly Trophy. "Yeah she's a pretty show-horse, but she's not worth the wild oats i put in her every night!" exclaimed Johnny Ace.
TWITTER TWIT
The ultimate "talking horse"'s monthly promises of a "BIG SOORPRISE!", only to fail to deliver irked many a fan. especially her outing at 10.10.10 had fans (or are they cast members?) tear up tickets (if they weren't free to begin with) the progeny of Idiot Heiress, out of Her Depth had many people asking "IZ DIS REAL?"
"She got involved with Random Thugs and Hardy Any Food Left. they then Destroyed Punchbag Serge in front of her, bruther! she easily gave Grapefruit Vinny another win, Dude!" recalls tipster Mr T. Bollea
the creature that pauperised many a punter in 2001 remains making no friends Down South.Once considered a revolutionary after T.Turner replaced Pizza Hut Pissant,the now grey creature saw his stock plummet in the Ratings Chase, where failing to wrangle rivals Young Talent and Big Egos seem to undermine his authority
EVE OF MEDIOCRITY
A pretty chestnut haired filly that despite being champion has a lot to learn. she was a surprise entrant in the Royal rumble outing where she bested Bony Bitch, Fake Brit and Queen of Harts for the Garish Butterfly Trophy. "Yeah she's a pretty show-horse, but she's not worth the wild oats i put in her every night!" exclaimed Johnny Ace.
TWITTER TWIT
The ultimate "talking horse"'s monthly promises of a "BIG SOORPRISE!", only to fail to deliver irked many a fan. especially her outing at 10.10.10 had fans (or are they cast members?) tear up tickets (if they weren't free to begin with) the progeny of Idiot Heiress, out of Her Depth had many people asking "IZ DIS REAL?"
"She got involved with Random Thugs and Hardy Any Food Left. they then Destroyed Punchbag Serge in front of her, bruther! she easily gave Grapefruit Vinny another win, Dude!" recalls tipster Mr T. Bollea
Monday, April 11, 2011
UNSOLD WWESHOP ITEMS (PARODY)
Welcome back to Theme Month
this month's theme wrestling satire in the form of Irish satire magazine, the Phoenix.
JOHN CENA VACUUM CLEANER
HEY KIDS! Clean your room with the power of HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT, And other words that meant something before becoming t-shirt slogans. behold the most effiecent hoover on the market, you can push John cena as hard as you might, he STILL SUCKS!
(WARNING: JOHN CENA IS SUPER-EFFECTIVE IN SUCKING UP PARENTS MONEY!)
BEST OF TYLER REXS DVD
CALLING ALL TYLER REXS FANS! BOTH OF YOU! HIS MAMMY AND HIS DADDY!
Relive the career of everyone's favourite Dreadlocked, plane-hating, talentless Slab of meat! dvd includes
At a wwe show? Need a beer to make the cena match more tolerable? But whats this? Can't get the top of the bottle? WELL FEAR YE NOT! FOR THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING! and who else can smell them from a million miles away but Wade Barret? Simply place the bottle under Wades nose and much like wades push-BOTTOMS UP!
this month's theme wrestling satire in the form of Irish satire magazine, the Phoenix.
JOHN CENA VACUUM CLEANER
HEY KIDS! Clean your room with the power of HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT, And other words that meant something before becoming t-shirt slogans. behold the most effiecent hoover on the market, you can push John cena as hard as you might, he STILL SUCKS!
(WARNING: JOHN CENA IS SUPER-EFFECTIVE IN SUCKING UP PARENTS MONEY!)
BEST OF TYLER REXS DVD
CALLING ALL TYLER REXS FANS! BOTH OF YOU! HIS MAMMY AND HIS DADDY!
Relive the career of everyone's favourite Dreadlocked, plane-hating, talentless Slab of meat! dvd includes
- vs masters
- vs masters (again)
- vs masters for a 3rd time
- vs nameless jobber(20 such matches)
- and the entire freakout on a plane(the only time he's being entertaining!)
At a wwe show? Need a beer to make the cena match more tolerable? But whats this? Can't get the top of the bottle? WELL FEAR YE NOT! FOR THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING! and who else can smell them from a million miles away but Wade Barret? Simply place the bottle under Wades nose and much like wades push-BOTTOMS UP!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
wrestlemania 28 main event revealed
WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS *SPOILERS*
at the end of raw this week cena called out the rock and after their promos revealed that next year it will finally happen!
JOHN FUCKING CENA VS THE ROCK
YOUR COMMENTS PLEASE!
theme month will start on friday!
at the end of raw this week cena called out the rock and after their promos revealed that next year it will finally happen!
JOHN FUCKING CENA VS THE ROCK
YOUR COMMENTS PLEASE!
theme month will start on friday!
Monday, April 4, 2011
Wrestlemania 27 results
oh written in the stars, a million miles away and its now monday, the night before was wrestlemania the greatest spectacle in wrestling. so let's go!
Singing the national anthem rnb star keri hilson that's nice i guess.
the rock comes out and really works up the crowd.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP(WHAT?)
ALBERTO DEL RIO VS EDGE(C)
Collar/elbow tie-up into back body drop. kick and punt by edge, mudhole stomping by edge in the corner
after fight on the outside an armrigger by del rio. spining elbow splash to the outside by edge. back in and del rio hits a spin kick. cross arm breakercountered into edge-a-matic, another is in the ropes. whip to the corner, shock and awe by del rio. christian attacks brodus exploder suplex by clay. Spear by edge and this is over!
WINNER: EDGE 4/5
MAGNIFICENT!
after the match edge and christian destroy alberto's car
Tough enough looks good
BORING DASHING JUST PLAIN CODY RHODES VS REY MYSTERIO
This year Rey comes dressed as Captain America, Leg scissors by rey but all the momentum is rhodes. crossbody beautiful disaster alabama slam followed by an outlaw attack follewed by an awesome delay suplex.armdrag to the outside then senton by rey-rey. Crap suplex by Boring! 619 caught but moonsault by rey 619 connects, rhodes takes the knee brace and attacks rey. and the Boring drill gets the win.
WINNER:RHODES 3/5
Cody rhodes is....THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! NOT COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!
BACKSTAGE: SNOOP DOG
There is an audition as regal raps, beth and khali sing grease songs, and basicly guys who should be on the show, look stupid. oh and hornswoggle speaks!
8 MAN TAG WAS POINTLESS SLATER TOOK THE COBRA AND THE LINKARA PUNCH
I AM A MAY'UN!
BACKSTAGE:Rock and eve
Mae young comes in for a funny moment. she wants the people's strudel! then holy shit Austin and rock talk and shake hands.
Offical theme is Tinie Tempah's written in the stars, with tiny spelt with 2 ns and temper spelt with an a and h,
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ ....KEWL!
RANDY ORTON VS CM PUNK
crossbody by punk, all match punk was working orton's leg rko ends it after randy collapses after punt attempt.
Winner: orton
lawler bet cole after austin attacked him and swagger but the raw gm overturned the decision, the fued is continue.
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
Both legends trade punches to start. to the outside and they destroy the Cole Mine (sadly cole was not in there!) Back in and old school into arm drag. back drop of the announce table. back and taker hits a suicide dive. Spinebuster through the spanish announce table.Chokeslam gets 2. Mounted punches, last ride. pedigree snake eyes spine buster in sequence gets 1. last ride by taker gets 2 1/2. Tombstone gets 2 ddt on the chair. Pedigree gets a close 2. Chairshots. Hells gate and done!
UNDERTAKER 19-0
ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB DADDY VINCE GAVE YOU, PAUL!
After the match, though he won Undertaker has to be carried on a luggage carrier with a makeshift guerney. he really was pushed to the limit tonight.
Snookie wins her match and looked good doing it she won with a Handspring Elbow.
GOBSHITE FROM MTV RETAINS THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP ON A DOUBLE FUCKING COUNT-OUT!
BUT THE ROCK ASSAULTS BOTH MISTER 5 MOVES AND MISTER NO MOVES AND THAT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE.
Singing the national anthem rnb star keri hilson that's nice i guess.
the rock comes out and really works up the crowd.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP(WHAT?)
ALBERTO DEL RIO VS EDGE(C)
Collar/elbow tie-up into back body drop. kick and punt by edge, mudhole stomping by edge in the corner
after fight on the outside an armrigger by del rio. spining elbow splash to the outside by edge. back in and del rio hits a spin kick. cross arm breakercountered into edge-a-matic, another is in the ropes. whip to the corner, shock and awe by del rio. christian attacks brodus exploder suplex by clay. Spear by edge and this is over!
WINNER: EDGE 4/5
MAGNIFICENT!
after the match edge and christian destroy alberto's car
Tough enough looks good
This year Rey comes dressed as Captain America, Leg scissors by rey but all the momentum is rhodes. crossbody beautiful disaster alabama slam followed by an outlaw attack follewed by an awesome delay suplex.armdrag to the outside then senton by rey-rey. Crap suplex by Boring! 619 caught but moonsault by rey 619 connects, rhodes takes the knee brace and attacks rey. and the Boring drill gets the win.
WINNER:RHODES 3/5
Cody rhodes is....THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! NOT COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!
BACKSTAGE: SNOOP DOG
There is an audition as regal raps, beth and khali sing grease songs, and basicly guys who should be on the show, look stupid. oh and hornswoggle speaks!
8 MAN TAG WAS POINTLESS SLATER TOOK THE COBRA AND THE LINKARA PUNCH
I AM A MAY'UN!
BACKSTAGE:Rock and eve
Mae young comes in for a funny moment. she wants the people's strudel! then holy shit Austin and rock talk and shake hands.
Offical theme is Tinie Tempah's written in the stars, with tiny spelt with 2 ns and temper spelt with an a and h,
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ ....KEWL!
RANDY ORTON VS CM PUNK
crossbody by punk, all match punk was working orton's leg rko ends it after randy collapses after punt attempt.
Winner: orton
lawler bet cole after austin attacked him and swagger but the raw gm overturned the decision, the fued is continue.
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
Both legends trade punches to start. to the outside and they destroy the Cole Mine (sadly cole was not in there!) Back in and old school into arm drag. back drop of the announce table. back and taker hits a suicide dive. Spinebuster through the spanish announce table.Chokeslam gets 2. Mounted punches, last ride. pedigree snake eyes spine buster in sequence gets 1. last ride by taker gets 2 1/2. Tombstone gets 2 ddt on the chair. Pedigree gets a close 2. Chairshots. Hells gate and done!
UNDERTAKER 19-0
ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB DADDY VINCE GAVE YOU, PAUL!
After the match, though he won Undertaker has to be carried on a luggage carrier with a makeshift guerney. he really was pushed to the limit tonight.
Snookie wins her match and looked good doing it she won with a Handspring Elbow.
GOBSHITE FROM MTV RETAINS THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP ON A DOUBLE FUCKING COUNT-OUT!
BUT THE ROCK ASSAULTS BOTH MISTER 5 MOVES AND MISTER NO MOVES AND THAT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE.
Friday, April 1, 2011
wrestlemania 27 predictions
all matches are in order of title importance.
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
john FUCKING Cena vs GOBSHITE FROM MTV(C)
Money on: oh who fucking cares? they both suck!
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
EDGE(C) VS ALBERTO DEL RIO
Money on: del rio
CORRE VS KANE, BIG SHOW, VLADIMER KOZLOV& THE ITALIAN
Money on: as if justin and wade didnt have to carry Zeke and GINGER NUTS!, They have to carry santinio and 3 useless sacks of shit!
U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
SHEMUS (C) VS BRYAN DANIELSON
Money on: too close to call but....Bryan
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
MONEY ON: 19-0. ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB THAT DADDY GAVE YOU, PAUL!
MICHAEL COLE VS THE KING
Money on: king because i hate cole!
and the snooki match will be an Epic fail see you on Monday!
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
john FUCKING Cena vs GOBSHITE FROM MTV(C)
Money on: oh who fucking cares? they both suck!
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
EDGE(C) VS ALBERTO DEL RIO
Money on: del rio
CORRE VS KANE, BIG SHOW, VLADIMER KOZLOV& THE ITALIAN
Money on: as if justin and wade didnt have to carry Zeke and GINGER NUTS!, They have to carry santinio and 3 useless sacks of shit!
U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
SHEMUS (C) VS BRYAN DANIELSON
Money on: too close to call but....Bryan
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
MONEY ON: 19-0. ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB THAT DADDY GAVE YOU, PAUL!
MICHAEL COLE VS THE KING
Money on: king because i hate cole!
and the snooki match will be an Epic fail see you on Monday!
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