Monday, April 4, 2011

Wrestlemania 27 results

oh written in the stars, a million miles away and its now monday, the night before was wrestlemania the greatest spectacle in wrestling. so let's go!

Singing the national anthem rnb star keri hilson that's nice i guess.

the rock comes out and really works up the crowd.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP(WHAT?)
ALBERTO DEL RIO VS EDGE(C)

Collar/elbow tie-up into back body drop. kick and punt by edge, mudhole stomping by edge in the corner
after fight on the outside an armrigger by del rio. spining elbow splash to the outside by edge. back in and del rio hits a spin kick. cross arm breakercountered into edge-a-matic, another is in the ropes. whip to the corner, shock and awe by del rio. christian attacks brodus exploder suplex by clay. Spear by edge and this is over!
WINNER: EDGE 4/5
MAGNIFICENT!
after the match edge and christian destroy alberto's car

Tough enough looks good

BORING DASHING JUST PLAIN CODY RHODES VS REY MYSTERIO
This year Rey comes dressed as Captain America, Leg scissors by rey but all the momentum is rhodes. crossbody beautiful disaster alabama slam followed by an outlaw attack follewed by an awesome delay suplex.armdrag  to the outside then senton by rey-rey. Crap suplex by Boring! 619 caught but moonsault by rey 619 connects, rhodes takes the knee brace and attacks rey. and the Boring drill gets the win.
WINNER:RHODES 3/5
Cody rhodes is....THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! NOT COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!

BACKSTAGE: SNOOP DOG
There is an audition as regal raps, beth and khali sing grease songs, and basicly guys who should be on the show, look stupid. oh and hornswoggle speaks!

8 MAN TAG WAS POINTLESS SLATER TOOK THE COBRA AND THE LINKARA PUNCH
I AM A MAY'UN!

BACKSTAGE:Rock and eve
Mae young comes in  for a funny moment. she wants the people's strudel! then holy shit Austin and rock talk and shake hands.

Offical theme is Tinie Tempah's written in the stars, with tiny spelt with 2 ns and temper spelt with an a and h,
B-COZ PUR LITRA-C IZ ....KEWL!

RANDY ORTON VS CM PUNK
crossbody by punk, all match punk was working orton's leg rko ends it after randy collapses after punt attempt.
Winner: orton

lawler bet cole after austin attacked him and swagger but the raw gm overturned the decision, the fued is continue.

UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H
Both legends trade punches to start. to the outside and they destroy the Cole Mine (sadly cole was not in there!) Back in and old school into  arm drag. back drop of the announce table.  back and taker hits a suicide dive. Spinebuster through the spanish announce table.Chokeslam gets 2. Mounted punches, last ride. pedigree snake eyes spine buster in sequence gets 1. last ride by taker gets 2 1/2. Tombstone gets 2 ddt on the chair. Pedigree gets a close 2. Chairshots. Hells gate  and done!
UNDERTAKER 19-0
ENJOY THE OFFICE JOB DADDY VINCE GAVE YOU, PAUL!
After the match, though he won Undertaker has to be carried on a luggage carrier with a makeshift guerney. he really was pushed to the limit tonight.

Snookie wins her match and looked good doing it she won with a Handspring Elbow.

GOBSHITE FROM MTV RETAINS THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP ON A DOUBLE FUCKING COUNT-OUT!
BUT THE ROCK ASSAULTS BOTH MISTER 5 MOVES AND MISTER NO MOVES AND THAT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE.

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