this month's theme wrestling satire in the form of Irish satire magazine, the Phoenix.
JOHN CENA VACUUM CLEANER
HEY KIDS! Clean your room with the power of HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT, And other words that meant something before becoming t-shirt slogans. behold the most effiecent hoover on the market, you can push John cena as hard as you might, he STILL SUCKS!
(WARNING: JOHN CENA IS SUPER-EFFECTIVE IN SUCKING UP PARENTS MONEY!)
BEST OF TYLER REXS DVD
CALLING ALL TYLER REXS FANS! BOTH OF YOU! HIS MAMMY AND HIS DADDY!
Relive the career of everyone's favourite Dreadlocked, plane-hating, talentless Slab of meat! dvd includes
- vs masters
- vs masters (again)
- vs masters for a 3rd time
- vs nameless jobber(20 such matches)
- and the entire freakout on a plane(the only time he's being entertaining!)
At a wwe show? Need a beer to make the cena match more tolerable? But whats this? Can't get the top of the bottle? WELL FEAR YE NOT! FOR THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING! and who else can smell them from a million miles away but Wade Barret? Simply place the bottle under Wades nose and much like wades push-BOTTOMS UP!
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