Tuesday, April 10, 2012

TICKET TO RIDE PART 2: SATAN,THE BASTARD SON OF THE HUMAN RACE! part 1

(The following is a work of fiction and is part of the backstory to bogger box office's Devil's Dvd storyline.
(Eamonn wakes up after being teleported after his review of sex and the city two. He rises from a carpeted floor to stand only to realise that he is not on solid ground. but in a train compartment, hurtling at speed. cracking his head of a table. using it to prop himself up, Eamonn ventures down the train's corridor.)
"I know this place"

(Venturing down the darkened corridor. Eamonn finds that train's decor very strange. the tables are in fact deskstops the windows are old movie posters and the carpet is red and sticky. going to sit down he falls but notices at the last minute that the chairs a foldable.)
"Its a Cinema lobby! they made a train to look like a cinema lobby. this the Ticket to hell express I created as a metaphor! but  who made it real?"
(The train whistle blows loudly like an air raid siren turning the air into a thick mist.)
"....whoever is driving this train."

(Entering the engine room the a working projector is displaying a railroad towards the camera in a continous loop.)
"best not to touch that!"
(Going over to the boiler he sees something circular spinning wildly in the white flames.)
....SO YOU HAVE FINALLY WORKED OUT THE TRUE POWER OF MY DVD!
"Your dvd? Then that means..."
(smoke bellows from the boiler, as a feathery form comes out. Over the tannoy system, a familer piece of music starts to play
                                     #Please allow me to introduce myself,
                                     I'm a man, of wealth and Taste
                                     Been around for a long, long years
                                     I can leave your soul to waste!
                                     I was around when Jesus Christ
                                     had his moment of doubt and pain.
                                     I Dahm made sure that Pilate
                                     Washed his hands, and sealed his fate!

(an explosion depenses the smoke to reveal the Devil.)
                                  # PLEASED TO MEET YOU!
                                  HOPE GUESSED MY NAME!

TO BE CONTINUED....NEXT WEEK!

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