(THE FOLLOWING IS A WORK OF FICTION AND THE CONCLUSION BACKSTORY OF THE DEVILS DVD STORYLINE AT BOGGER BOX OFFICE.)
The creature loomed over Eamonn, His taloned fingers flexing into an invitation to sit in a cinema seat.
Did you enjoy that little entrance of mine? I have no imagination of my own, but i had a feeling you would appriceate it!
who are you?
OH PLEASE! HORNED HEAD? CLOVED FEET? FIRE BRIMSTONE AND LOST SOULS? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?
(SIGH...)
Humans....If didn't need your imagination to survive...i would just kill you there and then...
what?
Let me explain....let go back to the begining....
I dont remember my birth or childhood. i doubt i even had one. Life had step out the primoral ooze and i still felt...Ancient. For millions of years I was shapeless, nameless. feeding of the pain and death of animals feeding on themselves. That was until monkeys where sheltering from a thunder storm.
The troupe of monkeys where in a tree when a branch was stuck with lightening and set ablaze. The sheer joy of discovering fire, replused me, and their discover of music only digusted me further. That was until one monkey got a little overexcited and wanted to take the fire.
(One of monkey leaps into the flames and catches fire. the entire troupe bellows in worry)
The pain that came from interrupted happiness, worry, death and mourning. This intense pain i gorge upon. to the point. that the monkeys were aware of my presence. I was hit my their stones. I had become flesh. It was then I realised that i should wean myself to only taste the the glorious pain of this new species.
However it was not easy. As you spread to the entire world, your species branched into different cultures. Discovering art, music and religon and litartute and theatre, only served to deter me as if i couldn't feed on fear i my victims imaginations were too strong. Like my ill fated battle with Dante.
Dante was dying after years of exile so i offered him life. if he created me a name and army and a nation for that army. And so Hell was created by his great machinations. But he came to me. and wrote me in as a prisoner of my own domain. A Creature born of fire, Encased in ice. But the omem of the comet gave me a lease of life. and you sell your soul after reviewing Leap Year, even if you meant it as a joke, Sealed both of our fate. And now Eamonn Bermingham prepare for your Judgment!
WHAT EVIL SCHEME DOES THE LORD OF DARKNESS HAVE FOR OUR HERO? WHAT FILM CAN BE SO BAD THAT IT POWERS THE DARK ONE HIMSELF? FIND OUT DEAR READER NEXT MONTH (MAY 2012) ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE AS WE TRAVEL COURTESTY OF OUR....
ONE TICKET TO HELL!
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