(the following work of fiction is a brief synopsis of the current Devil's Dvd storyline on the sister site. bogger box office.)
february 2011
To celebrate pathofenlightment's then 3rd birthday, Eamonn along with Joe-jack and 80's lad, reviewed the Inception. the surperb sci-fi put Eamonn on cloud 9 so it did. So Joe-jack issued eamonn to the challenge to watch sex and the city1. In March the film made eamonn tempt fate and say that there was no film worse. Then the comet landed. and delivered the impossible. A film worse than satc.
LEAP YEAR!
The Racically driven film sent his patrioticly Irish blood to boil. and in his rage, said to sell his soul to the devil. he was then put in a coma for a whole month. May came so did the 2nd 3 tickets to hell event. the invasion of the local supermarket in protest of cheap dvds driving dvd shops out of business was the first example of the devil's dvd power to send plot items from the reviewed films out to the real world. So by sending the plane from sleath. Eightie's Lad blew up the supermarket with the owner inside. eamonn was left on the ground where he was attack by a rent-a-cop! eamonn defeated the temp with a superpower the Hadou-Kara punch as an intentive Satan looked on.
Satan was not the only ones to infintarate our world. Frank from Donnie darko left a cryptic warning.
"HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE GIRL? THIS HIGH WITH BLACK HAIR ? YOU WILL IN 11 MONTHS!"
As well as a demon disguised as Drunk-o Drew Barrymore to kill Eamonn. After a break, Eamonn hit the devil where he lived. with review of Avatar. but he never showed up, bar an ouija board marker than told Eamonn that this year. there will only on film being reviewed for Ticket to Hell. The tension was running high between the 3 heroes. even at Christmas, as a usually laid-back Eighties lad was home-sick and tired of modern life. In February,Eamonn returned to SATC 2 and in his anger got captured. But providing Joe-jack a(sigh!) Nappy Lorry to find Eamonn. leaving 80'S Lad alone with the devil. Promising to sent him home via portal in the film Hot-tub time machine! Lad's disappearance led to a computer programme under the the earth crust to activate a "Universal Deletion Protocal"
But that is a story for another day!
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