THE 1000TH EPISODE OF MONDAY NIGHT RAW

Welcome to my review of raw, Where as of last night. the entire landscape of wwe has being changed.

We start out with Vince McMahon introducing DX. Later Michaels and HHH brings back the rest of Dx. as for X-pac, we all know he "ate" Chyna in their porno, But it looks Pac has eaten all of Chyna. He is well fat. After making fun of Shawn losing his smile, and posing in  PlayGirl. This bring out Damian Sandow who promptly gets buried by his boss.

First match of the night  was Jericho, ADR and Ziggler versus 3 card carrying members of Triple h's Brown Tongue Brigade, Mysterio, Sin (enough) Cara and Lame-Arse. Ziggler swerves Jericho for the faces to get the win.

Backstage i Loled when May Young revealed her "son" a guy in a Hand costume.

Foley returned to manage Brodus to squash Thwagger. I know how good Clay really is. Give him a  chance to use a bigger moveset.

The wedding was called off when Vince reveled who the new Raw Gm is.....AJ! Well it'll still put her tv but not as a wrestler as we would like. Remember  when she was on the indie circuit and she defeated Fail-a and Michelle McTaker when they where joint champions? Neither does WWE. VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IS THEIR MOTTO.
Apart from You Have To  Be as Tall As Me to Get A Push-uh!

The fun didnt stop for Bryan as the rock came out and made fun on the short (when is 5,10 "short") Superstar calling him Frodo and a Oompla Loompa. Rock revealed he will be number 1 contender at the Rumble in Janurary. facing who ever is champion. he ended by giving rock bottom to Bryan.

GOBSHITE FROM MTV IS THE NEW IC CHAMPION. As long as he is only holding minor belts i will be happy not to see the chimp faced moron on tv.

After chastisting Heymen, Brock Lesner vs HHH IS ON FOR SUMMERSLAM!

More embarresment for Ginger Nuts as he faced Lita. she introduced the APA .All the past legends opponents swarmed the ring to overwhelm the Jobber.

Kane vs the Jobbers of many nations(Mahal, Hawkins,Reks,Hunico. El Actuallio Asamoano and Mcintyre)
became Kane and 'taker vs J.M.N! it was deemed no contest.

Finally in a twist that no-one saw coming, C M Punk turned heel after an assist from big show. rock made the save for cena then Punk swerved us all. A unexpected gm, a 2 ppv matches made, and the most popular face is turned. Truely the Landscape has changed.