IMPACT WRESTLING PRESENTS: NO SURRENDER

With a month til the "Wrestlemania In Winter" Bound For Glory, the Bfg series comes to a close.

BOUND FOR GLORY SEMI FINAL
JEFF HARDY VS SAMOA JOE
We had this match on Impact last week, It was a ppv quality match. Hammerlock by Joe into a sidelock, throwing Meth to the ropes and knocking down with a huge Shoulder barge. A barrage of Kicks in the corner by Joe, ends with brawling onthe outside. Back in the ring Joe with an Atomic Drop, the stunned Hardy gets a big boot and Back splash for this troubles. whipped to corner, Joe hits his signature Clothesline/Spin kick combo. Snapmare, into a Samoan Nerve Hold into a more effective choke, throwing out hardy, Joe with the Tope On the outside.

Ad Break: Sharing nothing but a wrapper and an L-spaped Driveway!

Headbutt by the Samoan submission Machine,Enzirigri by Jeff, Hardy makes some offence with a clothesline, followed by the wishbone legdrop the whisper in the wind.Hardy charges, Urunage by Joe in the corner. Twist of Fate followed by an Anaconda Vice.Sideheadlock by Jeff gets 3
WINNER: HARDY
BETTER THAN THE MATCH THEY HAD ON IMPACT 4/5

Backstage, James storm reminds us that Bully ray eliminated him from the bfg last year, and for claiming that he was the leader of Aces and Eights.

Ad Break:Steve Coogan in a speedo? I think my eyes need to bleach my eyes!

BFG SERIES SEMI FINAL
BULLY RAY VS COWBOY JAMES STORM
This imatch was the reversed coin-side to the last match, the last match was fast and thrilling this...was not! In ending Bully ray won by a Dusty finish and an assist from Bobby roode's with a beer bottle. So all that building up storm was so he can lose in a dusty finish WTF?, TNA CREATIVE?
AD BREAK: RESIDENT EVIL 6: AS LONG AS THEY DONT MAKE A FILM, I'M OKAY WITH IT!

TNA KNOCKOUTS MATCH
MISS TESSMACHER (C) VS TARA
As always Taryn Terrell(the former Tiffany, and former Mrs Drew Macintyre) is referee. To steal a joke from wrestlecrap, YAY!
Collar and Elbow tie-up to start, Adams with Armringer, countered into a Wristlock by Tara, countered into a Headlock Takedown  by the champ, countered into a legsweep into a Stand-off. A chain of roll-out leads to rope break. Tessmacher complains that Tara made the first pin gets slapped by the vetern Tara, Following up with A springing Clothesline and the Arachnaphobia, Superplex and the Widows peak is countered into ...(sigh) A FUCKING ROLL-UP!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: ADAMS
After a match that good it ends with the cheapest of all moves, the non-finisher, THE FUCKING ROLL-UP!

Austin Aries versus Armbreaker (Luke Gallows) ended as a no contest when the A's&8's ambushed Aries and Jeff Hardy.

AD BREAK DON'T MAKE ME THROW THIS HUMUS!

X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP:
SONJAY DUTT VS ZIMA ION:
Dutt takes advantage of Ion's Afro by pulling his Hair.Ion pissed off hits a Go-behind take down followed by an Armdrag. Head sciddors by dutt whos shoulder is heavily taped, goes for spinning elbow that gets caught in a gut buster. Suplex By Ion gets the Crowd to chant "get a haircut. Hostile Makeover by Ion gets 2, another headscissors by Dutt, Powerbomb by Zima, and an Armbar.

AD BREAK: Don't listen to Ed Sheeran and Devlin's Watchtower or Jimi Hendrix will be rolling in his grave!

....Well that Ad break by Challenge was very nessarcery, as we return to quick pins and the finish, Zima hitting a Gory Slam
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: Zima ION

RVD defeated Magnus in a tv Quality match.

Challange much like Bravo before them have no clue how to show Wrestling the Following match for the Tag team championship was cut to ad breaks, In between the video package, the intros, and the match itself, streching out the match more than it possibly could. I Don't know if i mention this before but because Challange is too lazy to show TNA PPV'S LIVE(Despite being took over by sky who show WWE PPV'S LIVE!) The show is defered with ad breaks streching the ppv to 10pm-2am. by this time the tag is shown at 1am GMT, a point in time where the station bosses must say"screw it the show we are showing must not be important, let's make the AD BREAKS LONGER!, Ruining the pace of tag team championship match! Well i've Ranted enough about Sky's stupidity lets rant about Tna's Stupidity, as Daniels wins the match by blinding styles with his Apple-tini

At this time it's 2:20 after another commercial break. the Final of bfg series was just brawl really as an injured hardy was whaled on until he countered the Bubba Cutta into the Twist of Fate.

Well that's it! scroll down for thoughts and predictions of Night of (most of the) Champions.

Final card to night of (most of the) Champions!*SPOILERS!*

That's right despite having a month long tourney to find a new champion for a new brand, NXT, Because FCW has being rebranded as Nxt, it will continue has Florida championship wrestling did. I.E, as a separate entity to WWE. Meaning the NXT BELT CAN ONLY BE CONTESTED, DEFENDED AND WON ON NXT, OR NXT BRANDED-HOUSE SHOWS!

Now to the actual ppv. All matches are in ascending Title Importance.

YEARLY COMPLETY UNNESSARCARY NON-TITLE MATCH
Dolph Ziggler vs Blandy Bore-ton!
The walking, talking push killer win beat Dolph but it'll be for this:I Strongly believe Ziggler will cash in the MiTB briefcase either this Sunday or after.

DIVA'S TITLE MATCH
Fail-a(C) vs Generic Blonde with Big Tits!

How shit is Eve "Botch"Torres?
 SHE EVEN BOTCHES THROWING PEOPLE OVER TOP ROPES!
THAT'S RIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS, Kaitlyn wasn't even supposed to win the battle royal. And now we have 2 perky Faces who will dance, taunt and be idiots until Torres will interfere causing a DQ.
That is if she Doesn't Botch Her Run-in!
I just hope Beth's sabbatical is a short one!

Tag team championship
THE 2 BLACK GUYS CREATIVE HAS NOTHING FOR(c) VERSUS THE 2 MAIN EVENTERS WHO ARE FEUDING
EVERY TIME! NOT THIS! DONT KNOW WHAT I'M ON ABOUT? READ THE FOLLOWING IN Michael Cole's Voice:

• These two men can't get along how can they coexist?
• Oh my! Kane is hurt he has to tag
• Oh my! Kane and Bryan with A Double team, I have Never seen that Before!
• ....And they Won! these two men who despise each other are Tag Team Champions!

ANYTHING BUT THAT! Put Bryan in a Match with Charlie Sheen like you wanted! Make See No Evil 2: The Sequel! Just Don't give us this Same Kane/Whatever feud Cop-out you always do for the tag-belts.

U.S CHAMPIONSHIP
Antonio Cesero vs Winner of Pre show Battle Royal
There will be a battle royal(Contestants:Uncomfirmed)  to face Antonio Cesaro. Obviously Every constestant will be wrestlers who don't have a match. But it won't matter. Cesaro will beat that man on sunday to start of a fued as he has just ended his fued with Santino.

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
GOBSHITE FROM MTV!(C)VS CODY RHODES VS SIN CARA VS REY MYSTERIO
Mangement has teased the Idea of turning 1 of the 2 masked men in this match Hell. Sin cara you're turning hell! Come on! it wont be Mysterio the man has spent 15 years being Face that not even a Hard Turn to ease him into this new role will be enough. Either Way expect Rhodes or THE GOBSHITE! to leave with the strap.

WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
LAME-ARSE(C) VS Alberto Del Rio
See above But if they don't execute the plan with Ziggler. I say sheamus to win.

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP(C)
CM PUNK LOSES TO....I MEAN VERSUS....John Cena
There is no Nexus, There is no Rock, There is no giving up title shots for your best friend, Just a straight match in your home town(which Hates you has well for wearing a Yankees t-shirt in your Title Match debut!) So the dices are fully loaded and the deck is stacked in Cena's favour. Would you have it any other way?

I won't be watching the show but i will have thoughts about it!

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Bogger box office hallowe'en special update!

Turns out that Nostalgia Chick has already reviewed Wild wild west and unlike me and spoony doing a tekken month at the same time, I made the same jokes she did. So the review is cancelled in lieu of something TBA.

That is all!