TNA REUNION 10 RESULTS

IMPACT WRESTLING IS HAVING A FAMILY REUNION!
And like every family reunion! It was done in advance, not everyone could attend, it was filled with strangers, and since then, most have fallen out over money! HAPPY DAYS!

From Orlando Florida, We start with the X division

X DIVISION MATCH
SONJAY DUTT VS PETEY WILLIAMS VS KENNY KING
If you have serious feelings of deja vu, Don't worry almost every match is reignited feuds or match done to death. Oh and Doing the Ring announcements is So Cal Val, What Exactly is her Job? Anyway what would you expect but hign flying from these 3 men, We start with Petey with crossbody followed by dropkick, Into a Huracanrana, Bulldog on Dutt. But King with a Cyclonic Kick. Rana on the outside. Snake eyes by King gets 2. Williams gets control with low face lock on Dutt, But Dutt rolls into the Small Package for a two count. All men on the Outside. Russian Legsweep by Williams, King elbows Williams, climbs to the middle rope on the crouching Canadian, makes contact with a Sicilian Slice. The Indian Dutt stumbles into the ring. Mets a Canadian Destroyer but counters into the Naan Bread #1. Williams SHAKES IT OFF ! And hits his Cnadian destroyer but King from behind Hits the royal flush and gets the "w".

WINNER: KING 3/5
AD BREAK: JENNIFER ANISTON IN A CRAPPY FILM! WHAT A SHOCK(!)

The KNOCKOUTS Match was terrible no fault of Velvet or Gail Kim but by Referee Mark Stifler (no sniggering at the back!) Stifler was Distracted by the Sexy so much he counted Submissions as Pinfalls.

OVER THE TOP GAUNTLET
Remember on top I said like a family reunion, it was filled with Strangers and they have fallen out over money? This Match is what I meant. This filmed in March. to come out this month but since then PritchardGate has Fired, Most of the Gut check winners, Tara the winner of this Match Matt Morgan, D.O.C , And Madison Rayne who is out on Maternity Leave. Thankfully Pritchard got his and was also fired. And yet did not fire GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER!

The triple threat match between Lax, Team 3D And Bad Influences was overbooked, to much going on. But it cemented one thing. Despite being single wrestlers now, you cannot hide the talent of a 2 dozen world champion team like 3D.

THE CAFFINATED COUP!
COMING SOON
19/8/13

3 Matches done to death were our triple Main event. Hardy bet Aries. Again. Roode cheated to pin the cowby. Again, and Angle made Samoa Joe tapout. Again.