QUALIFYING MATCH FOR THE FINAL PLACE IN THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
DANIEL BRYAN VS TRIPLE H
It's the match the IWC wanted to see, but were to afraid to ask! To say Bryan is riding high coming into Louisiana is an Understatement. The only thing Triple h who will be pelted with scorn can do is job or Win cleanly, but there's little chance of that happening!
Money on: Bryan
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
TBD VS SHITISTA VS BLANDY BORETON(C)
Bryan has to win! does anyone honestly want to see Hunt-uh and his two biggest boot-polishers recreate the Fingerpoke of Doom?
GOOD SCENARIO: BRYAN
BAD SCENARIO: FING-UH POKE OF DOOM-UH!
THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION BIG LANGSTON AND 19 OTHERS WILL COMPETE FOR THE ANDRE THE GIANT TROPHY IN THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL
So the guy's who didn't get a match will be put in battle royal? They've being doing that for 9 years! don't you watch the dvd release anyway the only wrestlers having any interview time about the Battle royal is Big Slow and GOBSHITE FROM MTV! So they are the favourites! come back Andre, all is forgiven!
MONEY ON: BEING UP FOR THE GOOKER OR THE POOCHIE!
THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION DEAN AMBROSE, ALONG WITH ROMAN REIGNS AND SETH ROLLINS, WITH FACE HUNT-UH'S BROWN TONGUE BRIGADE, NAMELY THE BIG RED IMMOBILE SLAB OF CORPORATE MEAT KANE, AND THE OLD AGED OUTLAWS
If you thought that the Shield's face-turn was a way to tell us that they would not be splitting up, well they got you! They are still splitting up and may do so on Sunday.
MONEY ON: BROWN TONGUE BRIGADE!
REAL MONEY ON: Ambrose turns on others, or Ambrose and Rollins turns on reigns. Either way, Reigns Becomes single Babyface.
PRE-SHOW 4 WAY TAG TEAM MATCH
THE BOO-SUCKS(C) VS THE REAL AMERICANS VS LOS LATINOS STEREOTYPICOS W/MINI MANTAUR VS RYBAXEL
Well, Vince doesn't care so why should I, When I can't watch it?
WINNER: WHO CARES! (BUT I HOPE REAL AMERICANS)
THE
VICKIE GUERRERRO DIVA INVITATIONAL
THE ENTIRE DIVA DIVISION (PLUS SOME TALENTLESS SKANKS YOU THOUGHT WERE FIRED!)
Oh 7 year rule! you always think no-one remembers the terrible, terrible shit you try to bury!
obliviously they wont put 2 battle royals on the same show, so this must be a ELIMINATION MATCH! much like that terrible match back at WM25 that birthed the SHITE-tina gimmick , all the divas will have 1 entrance I assume giving no real identity to any of these girls, apart from skin colour and skimpiness of outfits
MONEY ON: AJ
THE STREAK!
BROCK LESNER VS THE UNDERTAKER
Lesner has returned to wwe to wrest the grip of the wwe title out of the champions hands to no avail. But Lesner has become champion the youngest ever and will always be remembered, so what else can the Beast Incarnate take?
IMMORTALITY!
If Brock could do the impossible, and conquer the undertaker, then his name will be etched in infamy. But many have said that and many has doubted the taker before. Therefore I can't call it!
TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
BRAY WYATT LOSES TO...I MEAN VS JOHN CENA
What is wrong with this picture? Cena not in the main event? In all seriousness this is a career defining match for 1 Bray Wyatt. With Mark Crozier and The Rels playing Wyatt to the ring, Wyatt may also have a more grandiose entrance than we are use to. but no fireworks please! As for the match, yeah standard Cena affair, but I'm sure Wyatt would be 3-for-3 for having the best match of the night.
MONEY ON:THE FUCK YOU THINK?
Well that's me done. I'm off to get enough snacks and stuff to fully enjoy this Sunday the 6th of april at Midnight GMT.
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