Here's prediction to the last ppv I do before my dental surgery on the 7th of May.
All matches in Descending importance.
TEEANDEH WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TIGHT-ALL MATCH, Y'ALL!
ERIC YOUNG(C) VS SHAG-NUS W/RICH IDIOT!
So TNA, how do you get ratings in a week where after years of bullshit from WWE's creative team Cough*Really Triple h* Cough, Daniel Bryan wins the big one?
BY DOING THE EXACT SAME THING WITH NO BUILD UP AND FOR FREE!
Now I like Eric Young, there's a reason people chant Under-Rated at him. But is putting your belt on a part-time guy a good thing? As far as I know Eric still has that fishing show of his. and like wrestling, Fishing doesn't exactly have an off-season. Still here's hoping a pile-driver will make Shag-nus tell Dixie "Not tonight I have a head-ache!"
MONEY ON: Eric
RUBBER MATCH IN THE BEST OF 3 SERIES FOR THE X DIVISION TIGHT-ALL, Y'ALL!
TIGRE UNO VS SANADA (C)
Impact's young international talent make their mark on sunday night. This series is a being joy to watch this month. Expect the same on Sunday/Wednesday.
MONEY ON: Tigre uno.
KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP
MADISON RAYNE (C) VS ANGELINA LOVE
(sigh...)
Start the Car for Maddie the Job-Girl!
MONEY ON: Love.
TABLES MATCH
BULLY RAY VS BOBBY ROODE
Denied a 10% percent cut in the control of tna by Bully, Roode desire for power has shifted to that of revenge. While Bully has the experience in his signature match, Roode has tweaked his style to include power moves, including his reserve attitude adjustment or Tnemtsujda Edutitta, as I call it, so don't count out Roode yet.
MONEY ON: Roode.
I QUIT MATCH
GUNNER VS JAMES STORM
While gunner has come into his own, he has replaced finding a personality (of which he has none.), with applying to Flag-wavers. James Storm has become this Anti-war Pinko without changing his outward appearance. As for the match. expect Storm to continue to carry gunner.
MONEY ON:Gunner
LOSER GETS COMMITED( YES REALLY!)
MR ANDERSON VS SAMUEL "THE CREEEPY BASTARD" SHAW
I've learned that Christy is going to be part of tna's creative. That doesn't even need a Fucking Punchline! so this gimmick will be nipped in the bud to give creative time to rewrite or repackage Shaw.
Money on: Anderson
TAG MATCH
G.H.3RD-GREENHORN THE TURD AND
We've being waiting for this for so long. and now the glorified Abercrombie and Fitch model will have to put up or shut up.
MONEY ON: ANGLE/HARDY
Results will be up on Thursday. Just to remind you all that I wont be reviewing extreme rules because of the aforementioned Surgery. this is my last only ppv until May.
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