Last Year St Louis was the host for last year's chamber.
This Year-THE BRIDESMAID GOT MARRIED, As it were, This is the show of shows, For the 30th Time, THIS IS WRESTLEMANIA!
As par the course, a video package of the city culture, St Louis is home to Mardi Gras as the Bella Skanks are shown in this video. I'm sure they have flashed many a reveler who throw beads at them, many times!
Hogan, Austin and the Rock had a promo and the crowd went insane! and the matches hadn't even started yet!
QUALIFYING MATCH FOR THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
DANIEL BRYAN VS TRIPLE H
Steph introduced her husband, who is back in his Conan The Bar-BURY-ian costume. Bryan, with taped up ribs, came out and the crowd exploded in a deafening roar. Bryan all over triple h to start off! Headlock by bryan, into a Leg Lace, then a Crossface. European uppercut then off the ropes a shoulder barge. Trips with a Dragon Screw after the Flash Kicks, When HHH goes out to kiss Steph, D-Bry hits a huge TumbleWeed to the outside. Back in and it seems that Bryan was going for the Dragonfly, but he gets crotched by the Cerebral AssPlug. Bryan's taped arm goes through the wars, as it's just academic for Hunt-uh here. Shoulder barge by Bryan with a scrap of momentum, into More Flash Kicks. A Pair of Germans, A Pair of 2-Counts! Go behind into a Sleep-uh, chained into a German Release suplex by the C.O.O. But an attempt of a Superplex becomes a Sunset flip bomb. Drop kick by a revitalized Bryan, but A clothesline-uh stops it cold, the pedigree is countered into a jack-knife cover, Dragonfly is countered into Crippl-uh Crossface, into the YES!-Lock but hand on the ropes, Steph pulls out HHHusband and Bryan takes out the wwe's power couple with a Suicide Dive. Trips is now even more P.O'ed than he was, countering the Running Knee into a Spinebust-uh! But Bryan does the Impossible, kicked out of the pedigree at a count of 1! Running knee, the cover and ....
WINNER: BRYAN 4/5
And as predicted, Hunt-uh lowers the glass ceiling on Bryan, by targeting the arm of Bryan. the doctor go check on him.
Well I got this prediction wrong. the Shield looked strong as they mopped the floor with the Old Age Outlaws and Corporate Immobile Slab of Meat.
In match where only Big Slow and Lame-Arse only had entrances, Cesaro Lifted the Giant big show to win the Andre, the European crowd then hummed the Real American tune at Cesaro when he lifted the giant trophy. Will "Cesaro-ing" become the new fan-made Meme?
After a mesmerizing entrance for Bray Wyatt, thanks to Mark Crozier and the Rels, A belly dancer and the French Quarter full of Voodoo paraphilia, A toned down Golden boy Cena came and...You know the rest! But it was a great regardless! Wyatt is 3 for 3 for having the best match at the ppv this year.
THE STREAK
UNDERTAKER VS BROCK LESNER W/Paul Heyman
With coffins lined with the names of every victim, the one that was sired with Brock's name burst into flames, and left as it never happened (FORESHADOWING!)
The aggressive Lesner asserts himself, throwing the Phenom to the ropes. Clothesline nearly dumps 'Taker onto Pauly. Old school blocked by brock. but Taker relies on another trusty favourite, the Apron Legdrop. Back in and Brock gets Snake eyes, Chokeslam is countered as Taker is F5'D. Hard toss into the corner, when taker kicks out! Vertical suplex by the former NCAA Champion. After minutes of an intense beatdown, Taker with a Complete Shot. Big boot only gets 2 and the Chokeslam only gets 2. Desperation becomes stubbornness as 2 attempts at Hell's Gate is countered twice into Package-bombs. Kimora Lock! but Undertaker counters into one of his own. the hold broken, F5 again only gets 2. German suplex and other 1. Punches on the turnbuckle and the Last Ride. Tombstone and ... then what we never thought would happen!
Lesner counters into the F5 AND DESTROYS THE LEGEND!
WINNER:BROCK LESNER.
TWENTYONE.
AND ONE!
In Front of a stunned silenced crowd, after a life-time, after being a constant for 80% of WrestleMania's existence, the words no-one thought would ever speak, THE STREAK...IS OVER!
Taker rises and gets a standing ovation, We Will never see the Likes of Him again!
Divas championship was a 14-women one fall clusterfuck! No thought went into this whatsoever!
AJ Lee, of course! won but would you honestly see any of these Total(ly Useless) Divas having the belts?
This WrestleMania can be Described as 1 word, Bittersweet. Yes Daniel Bryan the title won despite the odds, but the Streak shattered has left a void for Manias to come! This Mania was great the main card was supported well by the undercard. This was changing of the guard moment, Wyatt looked a threat, A.J's title is losing it's luster, Cesaro has a catalyst to turn face and win the MiTB Briefcase, according to Mick Foley, and BRYAN IS CHAMPION. CLEANLY. WITH NO BULLSHIT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS!
So i'll WrestleMania 30 the same way I ended The Caffeinated Coup in August.
"FUCK YOU HUNTER, FUCK YOU!"
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