AN IDIOT WITH NO CONCEPT ON HOW CONTINUITY WORKS PRESENTS: TNA JOKER'S WILD: HOMEGROWN SPUD

Tonight it's continuity errors a-go-go as a show filmed in January, with people who have since being fired or turned alignment, Is presented like it's a fresh new show for May!

For those unfamiliar with this event, all matches are tag matches with mystery partners drew at random. (I must add that the tombola used gains more papers as the matches go on, breaking the illusion that the draw is rigged.) the winners of each match goes into a gauntlet for $10,000. What they don't no is that it's the Universal Studio theme park dollars!

First Match saw this British crowd divided as the British invasion was reunited against the now fired Chris Sabin and Gunner. The crowd chanted you sold out at Shag-nus! (at time of filming, Magnus just won the World's championship. No mention of any belts were made this night). After defeating this make-shift them that didn't get along (expect to read that A LOT in this post). The B.I fell out when Magnus exclaimed to be better than Doug ever was.

Next Was Jersey Whore-Robbie E tagging with the recently released Chris Daniels to perform job duty to Samoa Joe and German Wrestler Bad Bones. Bones looks the part of a old school European wrestler and impressed me on this pppv debut.

3 match was the hometown Kid- ROD STEWART Rockstar Spud teaming with Bully Ray vs Austin Aries and Mr Anderson. This was a comedy match-pure and simple, but somehow, Spud and Bully pulled it off, leaving Austin who was pinned, Laughing his head of at the antics.

4 match was a tag team Dream match. THE WOLVES VS BEER MONEY! Roode and storm, the two erstwhile rival put it to one side to recapture the magic they had when they formed under similar circumstances 4-years ago! Despite feeling the momentum some wounds healing. the wolves won in this tag clinic

Tag clinic.... Is not how I would call the last 3 matches!

Kaz and curryman (which means Daniels pulled double duty) and Eric young and Ethan Mid-Carder the TURD! had a comedy match (and I use that term loosely) where the faces didn't want to team with their heel partners. Once again Mid-Carder used cheating to win. Ok he's a heel I get it! but if you want to build this prick to be the guy to take the belt from E.Y., You must book him to win a match cleanly or you'll just have another paper champion.

The last match gave us a possible glimpse into the future as Samuel "the creepy Bastard" Shaw and abyss teamed Against Zima Ion and GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER! This show was filmed a fortnight after Jesse Godderz jobbed to a microphone (See my review of Hardcore Justice to get the joke!), so he was at that level of shite at time of filming! Godderz Jobbed as Shaw put on the Chloroform.

The next match was a tag team knockouts match, with the now recently fired Lei'D Tapa, who was alledgedly fired for having a bad attitude, and it shows in her ring-work and it's that reason I called her "Lady Crapper" because no-one else is as crap as her!

Finally, Ethan Mid-Carter won back the money Aunty D put up in the battle-royal, Now they can pay for luxuries like toilet paper and that there running water, y'all!

Well that's it!
Join me tomorrow when i'll be reviewing Ice-cream for a change!