The worst Master of Disguise Since Pistachio Disguisey presents:TNA: SACRIFECALMATTER quickie

People always ask me 1 question. And that 1 question is "Eamonn, why do you only quickie synopsis Of Tna shows and only go into detail for WWE Shows?".

Well that's simple! as Tna despite being owned by the same company that can show WWE shows live, opt to show Tna shows 3 days later in Ireland, by then more reliable.(ie American) sites can report on it live, While muggins like us on this side of the Atlantic must either watch it live on an Illegal stream or wait patiently for Wednesday.

So now you know. this is solely for British and Irish guys who for 3 days avoided spoilers like those vile Geordie Whores "women".

Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards, collectively known as Wolves, defeated the useless champions of BLOW-Mance, this match has being cancelled in storyline excuses, but the real excuse was that Robbie, Zima and the new champs are sick of Carrying Jessie GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER Rancid ass!

Next was Samuel Shaw vs Mr. Anderson in a Loser Gets Commited match, This was a goofy match with some funny one-liners from Anderson. After a nut-crusher by Christy, Shaw was put in the paddy-wagon.

Angle and Willow vs Mockstar Dud and Ethan Carter the TURD-THE FUCK YOU THINK?

Match of the Night-Sanada vs Tigre Uno. It was predeceased by a great video package of Sanada's intense training At 4am in Miami. As for the match, Great back and front, did anyone else flinch when Tigre suplexed the champ into the turnbuckle. This match was awesome.

Angelina Love is new women's champion, but as a heel, it now means she loves the ability to win cleanly or use finishers. Remember last month I made fun of Madison using a finisher for the 1st time? Well that's how bad it is! Every heel Knockout not called Gail kim wins by dq, cheating or with the FUCKING ROLL-UP!

I AM FUCKING SICK OF STORM VS GUNNER!
Gunner won, now can you move on, please?

Thanks to Dixie "rich idiot" Carter disguised as the only camerawomen, Cost Bully Ray the table's match after Roode hits the Tnemtsujda Edutitta.

Magnus was outdone by Eric Young the "fighting champion" who revealed he's leaving to film more nature documentaries for Discovery at the end of the Year.

I hope you guys enjoy Extreme Rules on sunday, there will be no review of extreme rules. the next post will be the Summer schedule  Next Thursday.