hopefully this is the final card for payback!

this Sunday is Payback in Chicago. Not that wwe seems too bothered by it.

THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP STRIPPING CEROMONY
This is a first, as Daniel Bryan injured last month with a neck injury has returned. But Neck Injury is very touch-and-go. Austin suffered a neck injury in 97, and it never really healed. But that's what happens when you book Kane! The Walking Depush can only hurt wrestlers, physically and Professionally! And those saying Brie will turn Heel on Bryan in act of ungratefulness, FUCKING LEAVE NOW!

1. They are really married, this is not done for storyline.
2. Fans are (for the most part anyway) smarter to fall for that shit and
3. Twin wrestlers are a package deal. and while Brie's sudden change of diet and Nikki's ahem-presents for Johnny Boy- don't make them identical any more, the gimmick of twin wrestlers are vital to their professional survival-EVEN IF ONE OF THEM IS FUCKING THE COMPANY'S FRANCHISE WRESTLER!

So I believe the title will be held up until Mitb, where a separate ladder match will be for the title and another for the Mitb Proper. And if wwe is smart, the winner of the briefcase should face the title winner that night. But I'm going ahead of myself.

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

BAD NEWS BARRETT(C) VS ROB VAN DAM.

Unless they plan to mug the belt and give it to some Authority Bootlicker, this will be the main event! at the cusp of having a great match with Sheamus this week on Smackdown, The Bearer of Bad news will face the whole F-N' Show! Barrett is too much on a tear like he always is post European tour. Consider Van Dam to go on a bad trip, courtesy of the Bullhammer.

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP

Lame-Arse vs CESARO

Cesaro naturally has being on a tear since winning the Andre, and the greats gravitate towards the would-be greats. While Cesaro may not fully trust Paul Heyman, he wants to get to the top. without any shortcuts....Which why is probably challenging Triple H's Laundry-Boy in the first place!

DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIP

Look like being A Brown Tonguer knows no gender, as Triple H is "very high" on Alicia Fox. Very High is how would describe Alicia as well!

6 MAN ELIMINATION MATCH
SHIELD VS EVOLUTION
By now you would have see the scans of next months wwe magazine, where Dean Ambrose referred to his shield teammates as "former partners", While this was probably a mistake as plans where to split them up earlier this year fell through, they wouldn't have not corrected it if wasn't true.

RUSEV VS BIG E
"First we Crush Big E....Then we kill Moose and Squirrel!...IT'S ALWAYS MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!

BRAY WYATT LOSES TO... I MEAN VERSUS-JOHN CENA
The last man standing match is Johnny boys speciality. He won't job in 1. Well, he doesn't Job, period but you know what I mean!

HAIR VS MASK MIDGET MATCH ON PRE-SHOW
HORNSWOGGLE VS EL TORIT-OHGODMAKEITSTOPMAKEITFUCKINGSTOP!

With only a paltry 5 matches, expect last minute additions on the night, mostly like the Wyatt Family vs the BOO-SUCKS!