THE DISCO STU AWARD FOR DEBUT OF THE YEAR!
ALEXANDER RUSEV AND LANA (I LOVE ME SOME BOLSHEVIK BE-DONKEY-DONK! AND SO DOES HE!)
Ok, I call him Poosev, Ok and Vince's geo-political atlas is off by 30 years. Ok, he's Bulgarian, and she's American with a Latvian Mother, Ok, her accent slips everytime she says "Shut up"-But dear god, something must be going right for them, as he's still undefeated!
MARGE VS VOILENT TELEVISION AWARD FOR FUNNIEST MOMENT
JINGLE ALL THE WAY TW...FUCK OFF!
YA DAFTY!
IF CAN ONLY BAE T'EXISTANCE O'GRADO, YER DANCER!
British boot camp was a TNA show exclusive to fans on this side of the pond, and while this was your average fly-on-the-wall show, it elevated thanks to 1 man-a Scottish comedy wrestler, by the name of Grado. Despite run-ins with Al Snow, which ultimately lead to his elimination, it only served to make him more popular, his entrances are the most viewed wrestling videos ever-anyone that can make Scottish people sing THIS song is a legend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4oTY51ekcE
MAUD'S FUNERAL FOR THE SADDEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR
THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR'S ULTIMATE END
It could have being, and had the makings of a happy ending.
After years of conflict, accusations and backstabbing, The Ultimate Warrior finally was inducted into the Hall of Fame. The next Night, a tired and Heavily Breathing Jim Hellwig got in the ring and cut a poignant promo.
It's almost like he knew!
That Tuesday morning after watching it live, I woke to the shocking news, Jim Hellwig had died of Heat Exhaustion after leaving raw!
THE HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH AWARD FOR (EXIT OF THE YEAR)
STREAK BROKEN. LEGACY: STILL INTACT!
No doubt the most shocking moment of the year, was the Breaking of the 21 year undefeated streak by the undertaker at the hands of Brock Lesner. to say that there was a backlash was an understatement. this opened the floodgates to the state WWE is in now, the fact that Brock is the defending WWE champion whenever he needs a new rotor for this helicopter!
THE MY PLANET NEEDS ME AWARD FOR THE EXIT THAT MADE US SAY "GOOD RIDDANCE!"
DIXIE GOES THROUGH A TABLE-MALE ON FEMALE VIOLENCE HAS NEVER BEING SO SATISFYING!
Dixie carter has always being the butt of jokes, ever since making tna founder choice between his company and women is (reportedly) loves. Ever since the whole debacle of 10.10.10 where Hogan and Bischoff showed their true colours despite warnings (cryptic or otherwise) from sting, this year Dixie y'all really dug her a fresh hole by rehiring Vince Russo without telling Spike TV reps-who unlike Dixie remembered the dip in quality when they had wcw on their network, took their ball and ran. But not before making bad decisions that showed their emptying of Impact's kitty-namely not renewing key wrestler contracts, downgrading Lethal Lockdown to just a cage match with no roof full of weapons. Pre-recording ppvs without the consequences of continuity, and pushing her rumoured lover, SHAG-NUS into the world title-which lead to
THE 138TH (MATCH OF THE YEAR)
NEVILLE/ZAYN AT NXT TAKEOVER: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT WORKS!
If last month's NXT 3rd ever PPV was the yellow brand's crowning Moment, then this match was the Jewel in said crown! for over half an hour, 2 international level superstars gave the world (and Britain 3 days later!) a last minute addition to my considerations for this award! Sami Zayn may won on his road to redemption, but Kevin Owens turned him into Roadkill, in a superb ending a top-notch show!
WORST! EPISODE! EVER!
SING A SAD SONG OF SANDOW!
While it felt like forever, only last year Damien Sandow was holder of the money in the bank case. Where he made the mistake that cost him all credibility: Challenging John Cena and Newly Winning! This caused Sandow to drop a pipe-bomb in subsequent week deriding creative for treating him like a 2good little soldier" and where did that get him?
Wearing Costumes for jokes only Yanks Got and losing to Adam Rose on a tri-weekly basis!
But it can't get worse, right?
If you an a GOBSHITE FROM MTV! Off course it's gonna get worse!
THE POOCHIE AWARD FOR IDIOT OF THE YEAR
ETHAN MIDCARDER THE TURD-FOR INSTANT HEEL HEAT, JUST ADD LAST NAME!
Last year when I made my considerations for Flippies, like most writers I started in October so it'll be on the shelf, as it were by January. So I paid no real never mind to the former Derrick Bateman struggling to beat a jobber for 10 minutes at last years bound for glory. In the next 12 months, however, it was painfully obvious why he was released before ever reaching the main roster-Carter is academic at best, I've said it before that his moveset is like a computer games default setting in Create-A-Wrestler, plus if you are building him up as a monster heel, don't have every heel on the roster hold the Babba's hand and let him win cleanly in less than 20 minutes!
THE MARGE FOR BEST FEMALE
SASHA BANKS
CALL HER A TERRIBLE HEEL TURN. CALL HER A RATCHET. CALL HER OUT ON BEING JUST THEIR BECAUSE SHE'S SNOOP'S COUSIN. BUT VERY SOON, YOU JUST MAY CALL HER NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION!
When I first saw Sasha I thought "oh here we go!" and I wasn't the only 1! the slender, smiling, hi-5ing blonde and light-skinned and honey brunette had people questioning her ethnicity, let alone her talent. But if you can't make it as a face, a heel turn is the perfect tonic to make you grow a personality, and yes "The hypnotising Heel-Turn Makeup Mirror" has become a mini meme on ChiliWrestlers, But her showing at R:evolution was a revelation! 2015 could be her year "Bank" on it!
THE BELLA AWARD FOR WORST FEMALE GOES BACK TO THEIR NAMESAKES!
I WISHE YOU BOTH DIED IN THE WOMB1
THE BEELAS DIDN'T KNOW HOOTERS WAS REHIRING-BUT I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE!
THE HOMER FOR BEST WRESTLER
JOHN CENA
*ECHOES OF SPAT DRINKS ACROSS THE IWC*
Yes I, Eamonn Bermingham, the Biggest Cena Hater from the cobbled streets of Enniscorthy, Ireland is making SuperCena the winner. Because I'd rather have a jackass as champion who's here every week than the Jackass who's only here for a paycheck!
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