WWE Extreme Rules 2015 predictions

I Won't be watching the show firsthand as Sunday is a personal day, however i will discuss the payperview on Monday morning on tumblr as part of my 1st episode of Second Hand Smoke! Link will be provided on twitter feed seconds after posting so if you haven't by now Follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli.

Now lets get down to business, and by business, i mean matches we saw at mania, but slightly changed!

(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE)

STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
CATWOMAN SETH ROLLINS(C) VS BLANDY BORETON
THE RKO IS BANNED AND KANE IS BE "GUARDIAN OF THE GATE"
So Randy's primary finisher is banned but they didn't think of banning the running Punt? Also Did you know that if Kane Wakes up and sees his shadow we get 3 more weeks before a face-turn?
MONEY ON: DESPITE ALL ODDS, ROLLINS!

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
DANIEL BRYAN(c) VS BAD NEWS WADE BARRETT
This match is somewhat of a Phantom; it's on, then it isn't, Bryan's Neck Medically cleared, Bryan Neck was always Cleared, If it Does happen, this match will be one of the best tonight, but Bryan's neck is still an x factor.
MONEY ON: BRYAN, BY DQ ONLY!

RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH FOR THE US CHAMPIONSHIP
John FUCKING Cena(C) vs POO-SEV
DO THEY HAVE WINDOLENE IN RUSSIA?
MONEY ON: THE FUCK YOU THINK?

PRE-SHOW
TAG TITLE MATCH
POO-DAY (KINGSTON/BIG E) VS THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (CESARO/KIDD)
It looks like the veneer is starting crack on the new day gimmick, It sucks because it's unconvincing. no one is that happy and positive all the time! wasn't the whole point is that they were afraid that an angry, all black faction will just fuel the fire of current events? okay i know you don't want to upset your audience but having grown ass men jumping around like Baby Infants at a school play is just embarrassing to watch. And yet....
MONEY ON: THE NEW DAY, AND MAYBE JBL WILL BE RIGHT, ABOUT THEM HAVING TRUE COLOURS!

WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH
BELLA SKANK #2(C) VS NAOMI
Expect a duelling chant of "YOU SUCK CENA/YOU SUCK USO" IN THIS ONE!
MONEY ON: NAOMI IS BETTER THAN SHE MAKES OUT, BUT NIKKI IS JUST BETTER AT MAKING OUT....WITH JOHN CENA!

CHICAGO STREET FIGHT
LUKE HARPER VS DEAN AMBROSE
Now talk about a receipt!
Luke, in one of the jarring moments at wrestlemania, Powerbombed Ambrose into a steel ladder. This match will be brutal!
WINNER: THE AUDIENCE!

SPEAKING OF BRUTAL-FOR DICTIONARY SENSE OF THE WORD!
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
BIG SHITE! VS BLOWMAN REIGNS!
Ok so Roman is getting a few cheers. that means nothing,that doesn't mean they  like you Roman, they just hate Big Slow even more!
WINNER: NOT THE AUDIENCE!

KISS ME ARSE MATCH!
THE CELTIC WASTER, LAME-ARSE VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN~
MONEY: LAME-ARSE!

Well, that's it!
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Hope to see you there.

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(BLEARY-EYED, EAMONN STARES AT HIS COFFEE)
Did someone spike this?

I mean, did other people see what i saw last night?

Okay, 1st match was Ladder match for number 1 contenders to the tag titles, The Magically healed broken foot of Eddie Edwards(!) versus Revolution members The Less than Average Muta and Jock-Strap Face!....and why even bother? you know the wolves won this match because they used that championship contract to win the titles, And with injury and Sanada now gone from the revolution group, i didn't have to wait until Samoa Joe left for cracks on continuity to appear!

BUT NO!
IT GETS WORSE!
The Premise of the item On a Pole match, is that whoever gets the item, has total control to use that weapon? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO THE REDNECK THAT BOOKED A CLEAN PIN IN A BLOODLESS WEAPON MATCH?

BUT NO!!
IT GETS WORSE!!
Open Challenge Tables match made by Eric Young, and Management wants to feed Gunner down our throats. Gunner is not ready! Eric wins in spectacular fashion, piledriving gunner into a table.

BUT NO!
IT GETS....SLIGHTLY BETTER!
Knockout street fight and the recently released Havok put on a show with the always entertaining Gail Kim. This match was the perfect tonic for what i had seen....and what i was going to see 2 matches later!

Fatt Lardy beat FLAByss is a Monster's Ball. If it was a Pie-Eating Contest, We'd all be screwed!

BUT NO!!!
IT GETS WORSE!!!
See that title, well all night one fan had bought in a rubber chicken and the fans around him were chanting use the chicken, which many wrestlers did, but it got old so fast in this battle royal where wrestlers bought weapons. And Crazy Steve filled the canvas with...Gummy Bears! For those wondering this is the order of entry and their weapon of choice

1. ROBBIE E-SELFIE STICK
2. CRAZY STEVE-BAG OF GUMMY BEARS
3. GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER-BASEBALL BAT
4. CHRIS MELENDEZ-NIGHTSTICK
5. SAMUEL "THE CREEPY BASTARD" SHAW-WIRE
6. KHOYA- REVOLUTION FLAG
7. CRIMSON-BIN LID
8. BORE-US CLAY-CHAIN
9. KNUX-WALKING CANE
10. JAMES STORM-BULL ROPE
11. DJ ZIMA ION-HAIRSPRAY
12. MR. ANDERSON-RING ANNOUNCER'S MICROPHONE

WINNER: STORM!

BUT NO!!!!
IT GETS WORSE!!!!
It you are building up a shit like Ethan Midcarder the TURD! With a winning streak, then chances are you are not going to make him lose on a pre-recorded show. anyway, first blood match and closing minutes, ref bump, run in and you can play this one by ear, since 18 months ago, it's almost sickening. By the way, why is Carter's left arm in a brace-ARSEHOLE HASN'T BUSTED A GRAPE IN HIS CAREER, Or did he get that injury carrying Daniel Bryan's bags in NXT?

2 Main events. Bram beat Tommy Dreamer. Again. And Bobby Roode beat Bobby Lashley in a Last Man Standing Match.Again!

Join me on my Tumbler page (enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com) on Monday the 27th, for Extreme Rules discussion on my new review format-SECOND HAND SMOKE!

See you then!

THANKS FOR 5000 PAGE VIEWS

I'll make it soft and z

sweet. I just bought a new smart phone after you  guys made my dreams a reality

. thanks again and when I work out all the kinks, I will be drafting like a boss.

Summer schedule for Enlightened Towers

As you are reading this you are helping us edge closer to breaking 5000 page-views. Again, from the bottom of my heart, I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL!

SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS AND IT'S TUMBLR PAGE SUMMER 2015
(All posts are subject to change)

• 29th of April Second Hand Smoke: WWE Extreme Rules (Tumblr exclusive)
• May-Payback (Medium currently unknown)
• June- Money in the Bank (Blogger)
• July Battleground (Tumblr exclusive)
• August SummerSlam (Blogger)

SECOND HAND SMOKE DEBUTS ON TUMBLR (FINALLY)
Yes, I'm bring up the Fastlane coverage debacle again, but that's because that was the reason why I Didn't launch it in february, For those who didn't read my spring schedule-Second Hand Smoke will be my ppv coverage for shows i didn't see 1st hand, hence the name-back in February,I said i wasn't going to pay money to see a generic show sandwiched between 2 must see shows-and British show some of the least desirable shows for free. Until they said they wouldn't this year-until they saw the buyrate-and made it Free, with it free, they was no reason not to watch it.

However, Extreme Rules is on the same day as a Personal Day. And I said that nothing will stop me from spending time with my family from day1. So It's with that in Mind i announce that i will not watch Extreme Rules this month and it'll be at my tumblr page.

• ALL TNA PPVS WILL BE PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR

THEME MONTH THIS WINTER
Jumping the Gun, i think, a bit early, but as a tribute to a great man, writer and activist, October on both Enlightened Towers and Bogger Box Office will be Pratchettober! MORE TO COME! 

SUMMER 2015 SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE
No Ticket To Hell this year-as we continue down the Road to 100, AND WE ARE IN THE HOME STRETCH!, as next month is the 90th Post as Golden Compass became 2 parts. with that in mind-i should either hit episode 100 in 10 months, or 5 month's time! but for now...

• May-EPISODE 90-Eamonn reviews Marine 3: homefront
• June-Eamonn reviews The Internship
• July-TBA! 

i Look forward to seeing all of you there! When i remember what bloody film i'm reviewing for July, i'll let you know on twitter at @RealEnli!