2015 was an emotional year.
An Network made to unite became a tool of class division, The Biggest Idiot in Wrestling pretaped spoilers to her company's biggest show, and abeyance became the word of the year!
But despite this, we had a memorable WrestleMania a raucous Money in the bank, and TNA shows so ridiculous, they became talking points!
THE DISCO STU AWARD FOR DEBUT OF THE YEAR
ASUKA- DESTINED MEETING, THANKS TO DESIGNATED SEATING!
It was a wet summer morning when I was scouring through takeover clips, when a camera pan made me rub my eyes in disbelief, Kana was Sitting at ringside, and it sparked rumours, whet they existed or not, didn't matter as months later, she destroyed Dana " Lex Luger In Drag " Brooks!
THE MARGE VS VOILENT TELEVISION AWARD FOR FUNNIEST MOMENT
THE NEW DAY - OR HOW TO SUCCEED AS AN ALL ETHNIC GROUP WITHOUT MENTIONING GANGS, DRUGS, OR HIP HOP!
Don't ask me when swarmy smiling punching bags became a joy to watch, I'm just glad they did!
MAUD'S FUNERAL FOR SADDEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR
THE DEATH OF RODDY PIPER -LAY DOWN YOUR SILENT PIPES FOR NOW THEY PLAY FOR YOU!
From national heroes like Maureen O'Hara, to Literary heroes like Pratchett and Brian Friel not even Wrestlers were safe from the Celebrity Cull of 2015, we lost Nick Bockwinkel, Dusty Rhodes, but it was the death of a man who sufferings all his life, that got to me.
HER ASHES STOPPED THE MISSLE LAUNCH AWARD FOR EXIT OF THE YEAR
AWESOME KONG - GIVING IT ALL, LEAVING IT BEHIND FOR THE NEXT ONE!
Despite that joke of a final match, a loss to Jesse GlassJawz, It was revealed she was wrestling despite having back trouble ...FOR 2 YEARS!
MY PLANET NEEDS ME AWARD FOR GOOD RIDDANCE! DESTINATION AMERICA EXECUTIVES USING TNA TO HOCK THEIR SHITE WITHOUT RETURNING THE FAVOUR!
Many fans must have felt a twinge of embarrassment whenever time was given to A promo for BBQ Pit Masters with bbqs set at ringside, but the real limit was seeing Matt Hardy dressing as Bigfoot because TNA is on the Bigfoot Channel. it was worse over here, since those segments were badly edited out, so the entrance had magically appeared bbqs sets and fractured conversations.
THE 138TH FOR MATCH OF THE YEAR
MITB OWENS VS CENA - SHAKE YOUR HAND? I'VE KNOWN WHERE IT'S BEEN!
Blasting onto the scene Kevin Owens made one statement: He was not here to make friends. To prove that point, he destroyed his best friend, Sami Zayn and won The NXT Title by referee stoppage a wwe first. Then came a Blockbuster debut beating the hell out of Golden Boy In one hell of a feud this year. Superb stuff from the Canadian.
WORST EPISODE EVER! FOR STUPIDITY OF THE YEAR
THE DIVAS REVOLUTION - HARD TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY WHEN 2 BLONDE BIMBOS TAKE UP YOUR SCREEN TIME!
First Things First, the Diva's Division rightnow? Possibly the strongest and diverse roster we've had in a long time!
Sadly Creative has already Cooked the Goose before it laid any gold eggs!
Any matches that the divas did have, were shorter than expected, because more time was given to the Love Dodecahedron that was Lana/Rusev/Dolph/Dumber Rae/Breeze, turning all those Women involved, as a referred to previously, as "Hormonal Love Puppets!" Which was certainty not the direction we were supposed to be going!
THE POOCHIE AWARD FOR IDIOT OF THE YEAR -DIXIE CARTER -I'VE SEEN MAGIC 8-BALLS THAT GIVE BETTER GUIDANCE!
Was There ever any doubt?
From their "1st" show in January, (prerecorded in September last year), to the Pathetic Fan-Wank in North Carolina in October, Miss Carter's direction has made many cletch their fists, furrow an eyebrow, or just plain closed their eyes and wished it was all over, with mass filming of 10 shows, a TV station leeching time from matches, a certain hack of a champion who blocked me on Twitter, it was the fake tourney that was the breaking point. So somehow TNA has survived closer, but with a weakened roster, for how long?
THE BELLA AWARD FOR WORST FEMALE
EVA MARIE
BOXED CANCER!
From not kicking out properly, to mangling Simple English language ("You have a match...VERSE ME!) Eva earned her nickname, #AllBotchEverything!
THE MARGE FOR WOMAN OF THE YEAR
BAYLEY- NXT'S "LITTLE SISTER" COMES OF AGE
I felt Like my Fledgling years as a wrestling writer again, since $ky $ports fucked up NXT coverage, but sometimes a match comes out so good eventually it becomes available to everyone. The 30 minute Iron woman match between her and Sasha Banks was one such match.
THE HOMER FOR WRESTLER OF THE YEAR
SETH ROLLINS
THE ARCHITECT OF THE FUTURE OF WWE
Despite his reign booked poorly (I think his Loss/Win ratio as champion may have being a new record) He saved WWE from Brock Lesner's Lazy Self Serving Reign. Get well soon Seth, I can't take any more of Blowman smiling like he's in a Mentos advert!
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Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
BEATING THE BURN? DORITOS ROULETTE REVIEW
It's being a season of let-downs it seems,
Battleground is gonna suck, Tna is dead, and now walkers crisps have cancelled it's limited edition flavour event, AGAIN! For a cash giveaway!
But if say we are going review new crisps, then we are going to review new crisps
Today's special is the Doritos Roulette: a two flavoured bag of mostly cheese but also a small ratio of Capsicum (chili Extract) soaked Extra Hot! It so hot, that it's not suitable for children, Is it possible to each through without hitting a single spicy chip?
To Conduct this experiment, I've done the following:
CHEESE TO SPICY RATIO OF A BAG THAT CONTAINED FIFTY FIVE UNDAMAGED CHIPS
CHEESE-37
SPICY-18
NOT COUNTING THE BROKEN CHIPS, THE RATIO IS 2:1, YOU WILL GET BURNED AND THIS MIX IS BRUTAL: IT LITERALLY FLOORED ME AND GAVE ALL SORTS OF PAIN AFTERWARD! DO NOT EAT BY YOURSELF!
I have no Idea what I'm doing before Night Of champions, when I think of something I'll let you know at my twitter account @RealEnli!
Battleground is gonna suck, Tna is dead, and now walkers crisps have cancelled it's limited edition flavour event, AGAIN! For a cash giveaway!
But if say we are going review new crisps, then we are going to review new crisps
Today's special is the Doritos Roulette: a two flavoured bag of mostly cheese but also a small ratio of Capsicum (chili Extract) soaked Extra Hot! It so hot, that it's not suitable for children, Is it possible to each through without hitting a single spicy chip?
To Conduct this experiment, I've done the following:
- I've counted out all the chips and put them in a bowl, so i can separately mark each as spicy or cheesy,
- Since some crisps get damaged in transit, i'm only marking full chips, or chips with a spacial coverage more than 60%, Curled chips are also omitted!
- to not pollute or influence in anyway, I will watch by hands of any residue that may effect my scoring, Milk based products and dental floss are also at hand for that purpose!
CHEESE TO SPICY RATIO OF A BAG THAT CONTAINED FIFTY FIVE UNDAMAGED CHIPS
CHEESE-37
SPICY-18
NOT COUNTING THE BROKEN CHIPS, THE RATIO IS 2:1, YOU WILL GET BURNED AND THIS MIX IS BRUTAL: IT LITERALLY FLOORED ME AND GAVE ALL SORTS OF PAIN AFTERWARD! DO NOT EAT BY YOURSELF!
I have no Idea what I'm doing before Night Of champions, when I think of something I'll let you know at my twitter account @RealEnli!
Friday, April 3, 2015
Summer schedule for Enlightened Towers
As you are reading this you are helping us edge closer to breaking 5000 page-views. Again, from the bottom of my heart, I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL!
SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS AND IT'S TUMBLR PAGE SUMMER 2015
(All posts are subject to change)
Yes, I'm bring up the Fastlane coverage debacle again, but that's because that was the reason why I Didn't launch it in february, For those who didn't read my spring schedule-Second Hand Smoke will be my ppv coverage for shows i didn't see 1st hand, hence the name-back in February,I said i wasn't going to pay money to see a generic show sandwiched between 2 must see shows-and British show some of the least desirable shows for free. Until they said they wouldn't this year-until they saw the buyrate-and made it Free, with it free, they was no reason not to watch it.
However, Extreme Rules is on the same day as a Personal Day. And I said that nothing will stop me from spending time with my family from day1. So It's with that in Mind i announce that i will not watch Extreme Rules this month and it'll be at my tumblr page.
Jumping the Gun, i think, a bit early, but as a tribute to a great man, writer and activist, October on both Enlightened Towers and Bogger Box Office will be Pratchettober! MORE TO COME!
SUMMER 2015 SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE
No Ticket To Hell this year-as we continue down the Road to 100, AND WE ARE IN THE HOME STRETCH!, as next month is the 90th Post as Golden Compass became 2 parts. with that in mind-i should either hit episode 100 in 10 months, or 5 month's time! but for now...
SUMMER SCHEDULE FOR ENLIGHTENED TOWERS AND IT'S TUMBLR PAGE SUMMER 2015
(All posts are subject to change)
- 29th of April Second Hand Smoke: WWE Extreme Rules (Tumblr exclusive)
- May-Payback (Medium currently unknown)
- June- Money in the Bank (Blogger)
- July Battleground (Tumblr exclusive)
- August SummerSlam (Blogger)
Yes, I'm bring up the Fastlane coverage debacle again, but that's because that was the reason why I Didn't launch it in february, For those who didn't read my spring schedule-Second Hand Smoke will be my ppv coverage for shows i didn't see 1st hand, hence the name-back in February,I said i wasn't going to pay money to see a generic show sandwiched between 2 must see shows-and British show some of the least desirable shows for free. Until they said they wouldn't this year-until they saw the buyrate-and made it Free, with it free, they was no reason not to watch it.
However, Extreme Rules is on the same day as a Personal Day. And I said that nothing will stop me from spending time with my family from day1. So It's with that in Mind i announce that i will not watch Extreme Rules this month and it'll be at my tumblr page.
- ALL TNA PPVS WILL BE PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR
Jumping the Gun, i think, a bit early, but as a tribute to a great man, writer and activist, October on both Enlightened Towers and Bogger Box Office will be Pratchettober! MORE TO COME!
SUMMER 2015 SCHEDULE FOR BOGGER BOX OFFICE
No Ticket To Hell this year-as we continue down the Road to 100, AND WE ARE IN THE HOME STRETCH!, as next month is the 90th Post as Golden Compass became 2 parts. with that in mind-i should either hit episode 100 in 10 months, or 5 month's time! but for now...
- May-EPISODE 90-Eamonn reviews Marine 3: homefront
- June-Eamonn reviews The Internship
- July-TBA!
Monday, March 30, 2015
WRESTLEMANIA 31 RESULTS: THE SANTA CLARA QUESTION (WHERE THE FUCK IS SANTA CLARA?)
Dedication.
Passion.
Perseverance.
It's not just the Wrestlers who give it their all to get to this moment. Wrestling writers do to. Now it's time for all the hard work and pain to pay off. This is Wrestlemania.
In the Preshow, Kidd and Cesaro retained against the BOO-SUCKS, POO-DAY! And Los Latinos Stereotypicos! the crowd was giving the Poo-day both barrells. In the Andre, Sandow turned on and eliminated GOBSHITE FROM MTV! But lost against BIG SHITE! Big Shite is the Andre winner so if there was anyone who needs a yearlong depush, it's him.
Now to the Show Proper. After America the beautiful was sang by the wanker who crowbarred shitty lyrics onto Elton John's Your Song, We had the IC Ladder Match. I don't do playbyplay of hardcore matches, because of lack of holds, but i must say, Cody's Falling Star move...is shit! IT'S A FUCKING TRUST FALL! But apart from The Tim Curry-alike, this match was a great opener. and we began who last year ended, With Bryan becoming champion for the 1st time!
BLANDY BORETON VSCATWOMAN SETH ROLLINS W/JOBBER AND JOBBER SECURITY
We start with a trade of headlocks, Orton Whips Seth who ricochets with a shoulder barge, Leapfrog by rollins, and he tastes a dropkick, European Uppercuts reels Seth into a corner, next are the mounted Punches, the Stooges interfere, but a double Rope DDT Takes them out, Seth takes Randy out with a Suicide dive, Superplex gets only 2. Curb Stomp gets countered into powerslam. Seth goes to the turnbuckle for the Phoenix Splash, but gets Crotched, Seth tries for Curb Stomp but Randy Counters the Finisher, DURING THE FINISHER, Throwing Seth 9 feet in the air and hitting RKO!
WINNER: ORTON!
Both Hunter and Sting were blown up after 3 minutes so they turned into OVERBOOKED 2015!, As DX Helped HHH and NWO helped Sting (what?) After the match that hunt-uh won, they shook hands. Of Course hunt-uh was going to win! What good would it be for Sting to win when they have no future plans with him?
Back Stage, that Skank from E! As well as Pat Patterson, Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, Bret Hart, and Ron Simmons, Maria joked about how Ron was not Ic champion. Yeah, but he was the 1st black champion whose working for a company that doesn't recognise the world title prior to 2002, you vapid Bitch!
INSTEAD OF THE ANDRE OR A TAG MATCH, LETS HAVE THE DRUMMER FROM BLINK 182, SOME DRUG DEALER AND A WOMAN WHO CAN'T SING LIVE WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME!
Speaking of Wastes time, Aj made Nikki tap to the Black widow, to gain a moral victory over the Bella Skanks. But as long as Cena doesn't kick out on 2 covering her, she remains untouchable!
Speaking of Cena, How do you say "OW! I've bumped my head on a glass ceiling" in Russian?
Promo the UH-tority came to read the attendance record and quickly turned it into a heel promo, The rock Came out, Steph berated that Rock would never put his hands on a woman, leading the crowd to acknowledge the presence of Rhonda Rousey, the UFC women's champion. Leading to one of the best exchanges so far this year:
STEPH: "This is not the octagon, this is the squared Circle, This is my Ring!
RHONDA: Any ring I enter, BECOMES MY RING!
This lead to her dealing with Steph as Rock Laid the smack down on hunt-uhs Candy Ass! ROCK VS HUNT-UH AT WM32! I'M CALLING IT!
#Bray's OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ! (NOT BIG LAZY!) It was just a shame that they didn't use Johnny Cash's When the Man comes Around as Taker's entrance after. Still this was a good match, though fatigue was start to show on my end, so didn't retain much of the match, But i do know Taker Won-who looked a million dollars last night!
HEY KIDS, THE GUY WHO NOONE WANTED TO WIN A TITLE SHOT IS BEING BOO LIKE HE'S BOXED CANCER, HOW DO YOU MAKE HIM MORE LIKABLE
Maybe you can try NOT Having 10-12 Police officers threatening to taser the few fans who want to take his photo or tap him on shoulder during his walk through the crowd! Brock F-5 BLOWMAN Reigns in the opening minute and Bet him up like he owned him money AND made a pass on his wife! Possibly fearing another Miz Situation an Mania, Seth cashed in Money in Bank. Seth Did what people wanted roman to do-Bring the title home and solidify a new streak!-Rollins in currently 3-0! Could it continue?
Thank you for joining me for this review, in the new few days my summer schedule will finalise and be revealed to you. Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
Passion.
Perseverance.
It's not just the Wrestlers who give it their all to get to this moment. Wrestling writers do to. Now it's time for all the hard work and pain to pay off. This is Wrestlemania.
In the Preshow, Kidd and Cesaro retained against the BOO-SUCKS, POO-DAY! And Los Latinos Stereotypicos! the crowd was giving the Poo-day both barrells. In the Andre, Sandow turned on and eliminated GOBSHITE FROM MTV! But lost against BIG SHITE! Big Shite is the Andre winner so if there was anyone who needs a yearlong depush, it's him.
Now to the Show Proper. After America the beautiful was sang by the wanker who crowbarred shitty lyrics onto Elton John's Your Song, We had the IC Ladder Match. I don't do playbyplay of hardcore matches, because of lack of holds, but i must say, Cody's Falling Star move...is shit! IT'S A FUCKING TRUST FALL! But apart from The Tim Curry-alike, this match was a great opener. and we began who last year ended, With Bryan becoming champion for the 1st time!
BLANDY BORETON VS
We start with a trade of headlocks, Orton Whips Seth who ricochets with a shoulder barge, Leapfrog by rollins, and he tastes a dropkick, European Uppercuts reels Seth into a corner, next are the mounted Punches, the Stooges interfere, but a double Rope DDT Takes them out, Seth takes Randy out with a Suicide dive, Superplex gets only 2. Curb Stomp gets countered into powerslam. Seth goes to the turnbuckle for the Phoenix Splash, but gets Crotched, Seth tries for Curb Stomp but Randy Counters the Finisher, DURING THE FINISHER, Throwing Seth 9 feet in the air and hitting RKO!
WINNER: ORTON!
Both Hunter and Sting were blown up after 3 minutes so they turned into OVERBOOKED 2015!, As DX Helped HHH and NWO helped Sting (what?) After the match that hunt-uh won, they shook hands. Of Course hunt-uh was going to win! What good would it be for Sting to win when they have no future plans with him?
Back Stage, that Skank from E! As well as Pat Patterson, Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, Bret Hart, and Ron Simmons, Maria joked about how Ron was not Ic champion. Yeah, but he was the 1st black champion whose working for a company that doesn't recognise the world title prior to 2002, you vapid Bitch!
INSTEAD OF THE ANDRE OR A TAG MATCH, LETS HAVE THE DRUMMER FROM BLINK 182, SOME DRUG DEALER AND A WOMAN WHO CAN'T SING LIVE WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME!
Speaking of Wastes time, Aj made Nikki tap to the Black widow, to gain a moral victory over the Bella Skanks. But as long as Cena doesn't kick out on 2 covering her, she remains untouchable!
Speaking of Cena, How do you say "OW! I've bumped my head on a glass ceiling" in Russian?
Promo the UH-tority came to read the attendance record and quickly turned it into a heel promo, The rock Came out, Steph berated that Rock would never put his hands on a woman, leading the crowd to acknowledge the presence of Rhonda Rousey, the UFC women's champion. Leading to one of the best exchanges so far this year:
STEPH: "This is not the octagon, this is the squared Circle, This is my Ring!
RHONDA: Any ring I enter, BECOMES MY RING!
This lead to her dealing with Steph as Rock Laid the smack down on hunt-uhs Candy Ass! ROCK VS HUNT-UH AT WM32! I'M CALLING IT!
#Bray's OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ! (NOT BIG LAZY!) It was just a shame that they didn't use Johnny Cash's When the Man comes Around as Taker's entrance after. Still this was a good match, though fatigue was start to show on my end, so didn't retain much of the match, But i do know Taker Won-who looked a million dollars last night!
HEY KIDS, THE GUY WHO NOONE WANTED TO WIN A TITLE SHOT IS BEING BOO LIKE HE'S BOXED CANCER, HOW DO YOU MAKE HIM MORE LIKABLE
Maybe you can try NOT Having 10-12 Police officers threatening to taser the few fans who want to take his photo or tap him on shoulder during his walk through the crowd! Brock F-5 BLOWMAN Reigns in the opening minute and Bet him up like he owned him money AND made a pass on his wife! Possibly fearing another Miz Situation an Mania, Seth cashed in Money in Bank. Seth Did what people wanted roman to do-Bring the title home and solidify a new streak!-Rollins in currently 3-0! Could it continue?
Thank you for joining me for this review, in the new few days my summer schedule will finalise and be revealed to you. Follow me on Twitter @RealEnli
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Icecream Review 2015: Eamonn Reviews Magnum:PINK, Magnum:BLACK & Cornetto Taco!
Until Walker's Crisps can release their limited Flavour competition on a fixed date, it seems that i must do something to sate your hunger for food reviews.
Today, following the success of last year's Magnum 25-Heartbeat International has jumped on the bandwagon again and released 3 limited edition of their popular ice-creams.
MAGNUM:PINK
Flavour: Raspberry icecream with Raspberry Sorbet in a double chocolate shell, covered in metallic pink food colouring.
Package: One Must be very sure of his masculinity holding this-A pink package covered in Bishie Sparkles and My Little Pony Pink Bubbles!
Appearance: The Metallic Pink food colouring doesn't look very delicious-in fact the colour is almost off putting! It look like a sunroof is going to open any minute and a hen party is gonna start hooting and hollering!
Taste: Garish Colour aside, Flavour is quite good, sorbet was too sharp for my liking!
MAGNUM: BLACK
Flavour: Vanilla Icecream with Espresso Coffee Ripples in a 80% Ecuadorian Dark Chocolate Shell
Packaging: the antithesis for Pink, this is the Magnum Logo seen through a Camera Shutter, almost like a Bond Intro!
Appearance: Sleeker than the Garden variety Magnum, the Package Explodes in a fog of Rich Cocoa Aroma
Taste: Holding it under my nose, almost compels me to tear into it. The Chocolate melts into non existance after biting into it, revealing the marble white vanilla and tiger stripes of coffee. the Pungent coffee is stark opposite to Magnum's signature full pod vanilla icecream
CORNETTO TACO
Flavour: After 17 years, the Winner Taco returns to your shop fridge, with Cornetto Now Slapped on to boast sales to people who can't remember that far back!
Packaging:After Drinking some juice to wash away the taste of black, thus not corrupting the taste and verdict of this piece. Orange Packaging with a waffle Motif, that's right this is a cornetto in name Only! BLASPHEMY!
Appearance: Smaller than i remember, weighting a titchy 70g the taco shell is filled with Vanilla icecream with caramel ripples. the taco covered with chocolate and peanuts.
Taste: Maple syrup sticks the shell to the package, it took some self control for this 15 stone man not to crush the 70g fragile shell with his big mits! a bite demolishes a corner, a second 1 inwards finally reveals the caramel, which is more a caramel heart than rippled icecream
Thanks for reading! I'll be back with all the predictions for wrestlemania next week. Until then, Check me on twitter @RealEnli
Today, following the success of last year's Magnum 25-Heartbeat International has jumped on the bandwagon again and released 3 limited edition of their popular ice-creams.
MAGNUM:PINK
Flavour: Raspberry icecream with Raspberry Sorbet in a double chocolate shell, covered in metallic pink food colouring.
Package: One Must be very sure of his masculinity holding this-A pink package covered in Bishie Sparkles and My Little Pony Pink Bubbles!
Appearance: The Metallic Pink food colouring doesn't look very delicious-in fact the colour is almost off putting! It look like a sunroof is going to open any minute and a hen party is gonna start hooting and hollering!
Taste: Garish Colour aside, Flavour is quite good, sorbet was too sharp for my liking!
MAGNUM: BLACK
Flavour: Vanilla Icecream with Espresso Coffee Ripples in a 80% Ecuadorian Dark Chocolate Shell
Packaging: the antithesis for Pink, this is the Magnum Logo seen through a Camera Shutter, almost like a Bond Intro!
Appearance: Sleeker than the Garden variety Magnum, the Package Explodes in a fog of Rich Cocoa Aroma
Taste: Holding it under my nose, almost compels me to tear into it. The Chocolate melts into non existance after biting into it, revealing the marble white vanilla and tiger stripes of coffee. the Pungent coffee is stark opposite to Magnum's signature full pod vanilla icecream
CORNETTO TACO
Flavour: After 17 years, the Winner Taco returns to your shop fridge, with Cornetto Now Slapped on to boast sales to people who can't remember that far back!
Packaging:After Drinking some juice to wash away the taste of black, thus not corrupting the taste and verdict of this piece. Orange Packaging with a waffle Motif, that's right this is a cornetto in name Only! BLASPHEMY!
Appearance: Smaller than i remember, weighting a titchy 70g the taco shell is filled with Vanilla icecream with caramel ripples. the taco covered with chocolate and peanuts.
Taste: Maple syrup sticks the shell to the package, it took some self control for this 15 stone man not to crush the 70g fragile shell with his big mits! a bite demolishes a corner, a second 1 inwards finally reveals the caramel, which is more a caramel heart than rippled icecream
Thanks for reading! I'll be back with all the predictions for wrestlemania next week. Until then, Check me on twitter @RealEnli
Friday, March 13, 2015
BESTLEMANIA 26-30
BESTLEMANIA 26
SHAWN AND UNDERTAKER 2 VIDEO PACKAGE-PLACEBO'S COVER OF RUNNING UP THAT HILL!
It's uncommon for a video package to not only sum up any match entirely, but to have people talk about it? that are not into wrestling, One of the best covers and best Video packages by WWE Ever! this is running up that hill!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC7V-ayjorg
WORSTLEMANIA 26
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON: THIS OLD GREY MAN HE AIN'T WHAT HE USE TO BE!
Ok, so you had a grudge, but Come on, Vince! Bret suffered a stroke after being kicked in the head by Goldberg in 2001! You should be happy, Bret Screwed Bret afterall, but you couldn't leave well enough alone! and had this terrible match!
BESTLEMANIA 27
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H 2: THE NEW CAPTAIN-UH KEEPS THIS TURD FLOATING FOR SO MUCH!
WORSTLEMANIA 27
ALL OF IT! AND YOU HAVE MIZ TO THANK FOR THAT!
THAT'S RIGHT THE SHOW THAT I DEEMED WASTE OF A MANIA HAD THE GUY FROM MTV WHO ONLY JOINED WWE TO EMBEZZLE A MILLION DOLLARS AND THEN FUCK OFF! LIKE DANIEL PUDER DID, ONLY GOT A TITLE SHOT BECAUSE VINCE SAW HIM WEARING TRUNKS AND NOT BERMUDA SHORTS AND SAID SOMETHING ON THE LINES OF "NOW THAT YOUR DRESSING LIKE A WRESTLER, I SHOULD BOOK YOU LIKE A WRESTLER! (FACT!)
The only time I was hoping for Cena to bury his Opponent, ended in the only draw in Wreslemania history! but this had to happen to get to this!
BESTLEMANIA 28
ROCK VS CENA: ONCE IN A LIFETIME(MY ASS!): I DIDN'T PASS THE TORCH, JABRONI, YOU STOLE IT!
after the debacle that was the year before, the next night on Raw, a year-long storyline started, almost unheard of in our era of uninterested audiences. and this was it's pay-off! A partisan Miami crowd cheering for their hometown hero as he rose, when Cena called for the People's Elbow, only to walk into a rock Bottom for the title, the crowd exploded into a frenzy!
WORSTLEMANIA 28
BRYAN VS LAME-ARSE!: WINS MATCHES IN 17 SECONDS, OR HUNT-UHS LAUNDRY GETS DONE FOR FREE, FELLA!
This little stunt in the opening match, made us realise a few things 1) Hunt-uh really should start fights with guy he himself won't win 2) Sheamus is a bigger asskisser than Bore-ton, Shitista, Cena and R-Tard combined 3) this World title match was 17 seconds, whilst the tag match with Maria "SKANK FROM E!" Menious Was 11 minutes!
THAT'S RIGHT!
A SKANK FROM E! WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WORLD'S TITLE!
BESTLEMANIA 29
CM PUNK VS UNDERTAKER: THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN!
Punk will always have that, despite screwing around in Ultimate Punching And Kicking and Marvel Comics, he put on the best closing chapter of the win streak. the Tete-a tete they had whilst 'taker was in the Anaconda Vice, emblazoned trade magazines for months, the image made the front of POWERSLAM!'s Year in Pictures pull out!
WORSTLEMANIA 29
RYBERG VS MARK HUNGRY: HENRY DOMINATES RYBACK DURING HIS FINISHER! AND BY "DOMINATE" IN MEAN "FELL ON!"
BESTLEMANIA 30
WRESTLEMANIA BECOMES YES!TLEMANIA
AS If i would put anything else!
LAST YEARS SHOW OF SHOWS WAS EVERY BIT THE LANDMARK THAT 20 WASN'T! But whilst the bottom match became the talking point the next day, You cannot deny that Bryan winning the title cleanly and without any bullshit, made the entire world happy!
WORSTLEMANIA 30
THE STREAK DIES-BUT AT LEAST IT WASN'T CENA!
And so we end, with an ending!
The breaking of the Streak! and that's how important it was! for the 6 years previous, i capitalised the word streak, that's because it became more than a word, it became almost a flesh and blood thing. Let me put it another way, when something is around for so long, people get behind it! people grew up on it! children grew and told their children, And Parents became Grandparents and told their Grandchildren. But all things most end! It just sucked that it had to be a guy who saw the match as a new rotor for his helicopter with readies left over for some gun ammo!
Well, thanks for sticking around for the past few weeks! the coming week the final card for Wrestlemania will materialise, hopefully! please follow me on twitter @RealEnli
SHAWN AND UNDERTAKER 2 VIDEO PACKAGE-PLACEBO'S COVER OF RUNNING UP THAT HILL!
It's uncommon for a video package to not only sum up any match entirely, but to have people talk about it? that are not into wrestling, One of the best covers and best Video packages by WWE Ever! this is running up that hill!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC7V-ayjorg
WORSTLEMANIA 26
BRET HART VS VINCE MACMAHON: THIS OLD GREY MAN HE AIN'T WHAT HE USE TO BE!
Ok, so you had a grudge, but Come on, Vince! Bret suffered a stroke after being kicked in the head by Goldberg in 2001! You should be happy, Bret Screwed Bret afterall, but you couldn't leave well enough alone! and had this terrible match!
BESTLEMANIA 27
UNDERTAKER VS TRIPLE H 2: THE NEW CAPTAIN-UH KEEPS THIS TURD FLOATING FOR SO MUCH!
WORSTLEMANIA 27
ALL OF IT! AND YOU HAVE MIZ TO THANK FOR THAT!
THAT'S RIGHT THE SHOW THAT I DEEMED WASTE OF A MANIA HAD THE GUY FROM MTV WHO ONLY JOINED WWE TO EMBEZZLE A MILLION DOLLARS AND THEN FUCK OFF! LIKE DANIEL PUDER DID, ONLY GOT A TITLE SHOT BECAUSE VINCE SAW HIM WEARING TRUNKS AND NOT BERMUDA SHORTS AND SAID SOMETHING ON THE LINES OF "NOW THAT YOUR DRESSING LIKE A WRESTLER, I SHOULD BOOK YOU LIKE A WRESTLER! (FACT!)
The only time I was hoping for Cena to bury his Opponent, ended in the only draw in Wreslemania history! but this had to happen to get to this!
BESTLEMANIA 28
ROCK VS CENA: ONCE IN A LIFETIME(MY ASS!): I DIDN'T PASS THE TORCH, JABRONI, YOU STOLE IT!
after the debacle that was the year before, the next night on Raw, a year-long storyline started, almost unheard of in our era of uninterested audiences. and this was it's pay-off! A partisan Miami crowd cheering for their hometown hero as he rose, when Cena called for the People's Elbow, only to walk into a rock Bottom for the title, the crowd exploded into a frenzy!
WORSTLEMANIA 28
BRYAN VS LAME-ARSE!: WINS MATCHES IN 17 SECONDS, OR HUNT-UHS LAUNDRY GETS DONE FOR FREE, FELLA!
This little stunt in the opening match, made us realise a few things 1) Hunt-uh really should start fights with guy he himself won't win 2) Sheamus is a bigger asskisser than Bore-ton, Shitista, Cena and R-Tard combined 3) this World title match was 17 seconds, whilst the tag match with Maria "SKANK FROM E!" Menious Was 11 minutes!
THAT'S RIGHT!
A SKANK FROM E! WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WORLD'S TITLE!
BESTLEMANIA 29
CM PUNK VS UNDERTAKER: THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN!
Punk will always have that, despite screwing around in Ultimate Punching And Kicking and Marvel Comics, he put on the best closing chapter of the win streak. the Tete-a tete they had whilst 'taker was in the Anaconda Vice, emblazoned trade magazines for months, the image made the front of POWERSLAM!'s Year in Pictures pull out!
WORSTLEMANIA 29
RYBERG VS MARK HUNGRY: HENRY DOMINATES RYBACK DURING HIS FINISHER! AND BY "DOMINATE" IN MEAN "FELL ON!"
BESTLEMANIA 30
WRESTLEMANIA BECOMES YES!TLEMANIA
AS If i would put anything else!
LAST YEARS SHOW OF SHOWS WAS EVERY BIT THE LANDMARK THAT 20 WASN'T! But whilst the bottom match became the talking point the next day, You cannot deny that Bryan winning the title cleanly and without any bullshit, made the entire world happy!
WORSTLEMANIA 30
THE STREAK DIES-BUT AT LEAST IT WASN'T CENA!
And so we end, with an ending!
The breaking of the Streak! and that's how important it was! for the 6 years previous, i capitalised the word streak, that's because it became more than a word, it became almost a flesh and blood thing. Let me put it another way, when something is around for so long, people get behind it! people grew up on it! children grew and told their children, And Parents became Grandparents and told their Grandchildren. But all things most end! It just sucked that it had to be a guy who saw the match as a new rotor for his helicopter with readies left over for some gun ammo!
Well, thanks for sticking around for the past few weeks! the coming week the final card for Wrestlemania will materialise, hopefully! please follow me on twitter @RealEnli
Thursday, March 12, 2015
A SOUND STUDIO FULL OF PLANTS PRESENTS: TNA: JOKERS WILD 2015: NOW WITH CONTINUITY AND 80% LESS RED NECKS!
Okay this is the 1st of 10 recently pre-recorded PPVS this year, so this 1 has recent continuity-which is great but except me to make "Samoa joe came back to TNA!" Jokes if he does join WWE!
This is Joker's Wild, for those unfamiler, 32 wrestlers have put their names in a tombola, where they will become tag teams and face in a tourney. the winners of each match will be entered in a battle royale for the prize of $100,000 dollars! what they don't know is that since they are back in Universal Studios, Its $100,000 theme park dollars!
First match-AND RANDOM DRAW MY HOLE!-As Jersey Whore and Jesse GlassJawz were team against Mr Anderson and Al Snow. Once again, just like last year, no-one takes the guy who jobned to a microphone seriously and Robbie has to carry GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHERS NO-TALENT ASS! He has learned how to do an armrigger, and he has a new finisher-he went from a body slam to a Neckbreacker-So Gobdaws went from Starter Pack to Ten-A-Penny! BLOW-MANCE go through!
Well Challenge, thanks for ruining your big set-up for the hair vs hair match to be showed on sunday, as Spud came out bald and with new ring gear! He Teamed with Awesome Kong who became enamourred with her-CONGRATS SPUD, YOU ARE THE NEW ERIC YOUNG! Of Course with creative having nothing for Sam Shaw or Zima Ion-Spud finally hit his finisher-the Sixteen Stone Spud Splash-On American telly-Kong grabbed the Birmingham Native and kissed him and carried him off, maybe because It Time For SNU-SNU!
THE Random Drawing-went and put to actual teams together for match 3-not that i was complaining! Wolves VS Aries/Roode was match of the Night!
So BORE-US CLAY! Didn't lie down for Ethan Midcarder like he wanted but he did turn on Knux to make his Boss and Crazy Steve go through! Carter was terrible as always!
We had a aha moment as Bram teamed with Eric Young and gelled really well against NOM NOM NOMMY Dreamer and SHAG-NUS, Thus putting their single fueds into a tag match! This was great, and if this means that the Darkside t-shirt that bram wears become their team name and not just a random word, i'm all for it!
Gunner was forced to team with James Storm as THE BEAT DOWN CLAN, YO!'s Kenny King was force to team with the amputee wrestler, Sargent Chris Melendez. Melendez, who has a mechanical metal leg that bends with every step, has a very limited moveset because he can't kick with that leg or stand properly, but wrestles better than most of the roster with 2 good legs! Gunner inadventenly spears The Sarge and he goes through with the cowboy!
Next was Gail Kim and sonjay dutt vs Tigre uno and Manik, aka Sui-SHITE, AKA Jockstrap face-Only a weedy little man-noodle like B.J. Perkins would think of think of actually putting his hands on a woman but Gail pulled his Jockstrap over his Jockstrap face as Dutt Frogsplashed him for the w!
Last Match as Bobby Lashey fought of 3 members of the revolution-including his partner-Sanada, FLAByssmal, and Khoya! Khoya goes through by default
Lashley wins the battle royal defeating EC3, Thus stopping him from pulling another fast one 2 years in a row!
Join me on friday as I Finish Chronicling the last 30 years of Wrestlemania in BESTLEMANIA 26-30! Or follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli!
This is Joker's Wild, for those unfamiler, 32 wrestlers have put their names in a tombola, where they will become tag teams and face in a tourney. the winners of each match will be entered in a battle royale for the prize of $100,000 dollars! what they don't know is that since they are back in Universal Studios, Its $100,000 theme park dollars!
First match-AND RANDOM DRAW MY HOLE!-As Jersey Whore and Jesse GlassJawz were team against Mr Anderson and Al Snow. Once again, just like last year, no-one takes the guy who jobned to a microphone seriously and Robbie has to carry GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHERS NO-TALENT ASS! He has learned how to do an armrigger, and he has a new finisher-he went from a body slam to a Neckbreacker-So Gobdaws went from Starter Pack to Ten-A-Penny! BLOW-MANCE go through!
Well Challenge, thanks for ruining your big set-up for the hair vs hair match to be showed on sunday, as Spud came out bald and with new ring gear! He Teamed with Awesome Kong who became enamourred with her-CONGRATS SPUD, YOU ARE THE NEW ERIC YOUNG! Of Course with creative having nothing for Sam Shaw or Zima Ion-Spud finally hit his finisher-the Sixteen Stone Spud Splash-On American telly-Kong grabbed the Birmingham Native and kissed him and carried him off, maybe because It Time For SNU-SNU!
THE Random Drawing-went and put to actual teams together for match 3-not that i was complaining! Wolves VS Aries/Roode was match of the Night!
So BORE-US CLAY! Didn't lie down for Ethan Midcarder like he wanted but he did turn on Knux to make his Boss and Crazy Steve go through! Carter was terrible as always!
We had a aha moment as Bram teamed with Eric Young and gelled really well against NOM NOM NOMMY Dreamer and SHAG-NUS, Thus putting their single fueds into a tag match! This was great, and if this means that the Darkside t-shirt that bram wears become their team name and not just a random word, i'm all for it!
Gunner was forced to team with James Storm as THE BEAT DOWN CLAN, YO!'s Kenny King was force to team with the amputee wrestler, Sargent Chris Melendez. Melendez, who has a mechanical metal leg that bends with every step, has a very limited moveset because he can't kick with that leg or stand properly, but wrestles better than most of the roster with 2 good legs! Gunner inadventenly spears The Sarge and he goes through with the cowboy!
Next was Gail Kim and sonjay dutt vs Tigre uno and Manik, aka Sui-SHITE, AKA Jockstrap face-Only a weedy little man-noodle like B.J. Perkins would think of think of actually putting his hands on a woman but Gail pulled his Jockstrap over his Jockstrap face as Dutt Frogsplashed him for the w!
Last Match as Bobby Lashey fought of 3 members of the revolution-including his partner-Sanada, FLAByssmal, and Khoya! Khoya goes through by default
Lashley wins the battle royal defeating EC3, Thus stopping him from pulling another fast one 2 years in a row!
Join me on friday as I Finish Chronicling the last 30 years of Wrestlemania in BESTLEMANIA 26-30! Or follow me on Twitter at @RealEnli!
Friday, February 20, 2015
BESTLEMANIA 11-15
WORSTLEMANIA 11-
BIGELOW VS TAYLOR-A GUY WHO SHOULD HAVE BEING RESPECTED MORE VS A SOFTBOY RUGBY PLAYER
There was no good matches on Mania 11, that's why I'm just heading into the cream of the crap! this match introduced Mongo McMichael to the wrestling world!
THANKS A MILLION, VINCE!
BESTLEMANIA 12
HART/MICHAELS: IRON MAN MATCH: THE SHOWSTOPPER ZIPLINES TO HIS BOYHOOD DREAM!
The Iron man Match is a dying species but it's this match that proved that Shawn Michaels had substance to go with that style! after fighting for a single hour with no quarter given, Gorilla Monsoon the WWE president ruled overtime, and good thing to because who books a draw at Wrestlemania *coughVINCEcough* *coughWM27cough!*
WORSTLEMANIA 12
PIPER/GOLDUST HOLLYWOOD BACKLOT BRAWL
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF GOLDUST-BUT YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO REMEMBER THAT FAKE CAR CRASH!
BESTLEMANIA 13
BRET HART VS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN-CHANGING OF THE GUARD!
Wrestlemania 13 was one of few supercards of the franchise. It boasts many hidden gems of matches, but it'll always be remembered for the submission match between Austin and hart. With blood streaming down his anguished face, as he lost consciousness in the dreaded sharpshooter, as the crowd turned on hart and cheered "Austin, Austin!" as he refused help after his loss. Even Jerry Lawler, who was cheerleader supreme to every heel on commentary during the 90's broke Kayfabe to put his two cents on Austin's tenacity.
WORSTLEMANIA 13
4 WAY TAG MATCH FOR THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP...ON RAW TOMORROW NIGHT!
Ok I know that the post Mania raw has become better than the show itself nowadays, but that is ridiculous!
BESTLEMANIA 14
AUSTIN ERA HAS BEGUN!
For 13 the Wrestlemania was like a child-in it's fledging years it took new steps and tried new things to find it's identity. At wrestlemania 14,-like 14 years olds-It lashed out! and adopted edginess!
No two superstars at that time had more edginess than Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin, Add Mike Tyson as Special Enforcer and you had a powderkeg ready to go off! and it did-right in HBK'S face! as Jim Ross bellowed the immortal words "Stone cold! stone cold! stone cold! the Austin era has begun!"
WORSTLEMANIA 14
CHAINSAW CHARLIE AND CACTUS JACK VS THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS IN DUMPSTER MATCH!
IT BELONGS THERE!
BESTLEMANIA 15
THE ROCK VS AUSTIN 1:2 MEN WENT HUNTING FOR THE ELUSIVE BEAST PERFECTION, BUT IN DOING SO FOUND EXECELLANCE!
Ok, the match in 2 mania's time was a whole lot better, and this mania's card was just terrible! so thank god for small mercies
WORSTLEMANIA 15
BRAWL FOR ALL! BOXING AT A WRESTLING SHOW? WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT AT WM2 AND SEE DON'T WANT TO SEE IT NOW!
You'd think that wwe would have picked better opponents for Eric "ButterBean" Esch but no. Vince made his jobbers look even more pathetic losing to a morbidly obese boxer!
Well that's me done today, I'll be back tomorrow morning with a predictions post for fast lane! and Results on Monday! If I'm not dead from exhaustion, i'll see you back here for part 4: 16-20, where we have the last ever supercards, the match that the world thought they will never see, a guy in a cheese-costume and Jonathan Coachman gets pantsed to sell beer!
BIGELOW VS TAYLOR-A GUY WHO SHOULD HAVE BEING RESPECTED MORE VS A SOFTBOY RUGBY PLAYER
There was no good matches on Mania 11, that's why I'm just heading into the cream of the crap! this match introduced Mongo McMichael to the wrestling world!
THANKS A MILLION, VINCE!
BESTLEMANIA 12
HART/MICHAELS: IRON MAN MATCH: THE SHOWSTOPPER ZIPLINES TO HIS BOYHOOD DREAM!
The Iron man Match is a dying species but it's this match that proved that Shawn Michaels had substance to go with that style! after fighting for a single hour with no quarter given, Gorilla Monsoon the WWE president ruled overtime, and good thing to because who books a draw at Wrestlemania *coughVINCEcough* *coughWM27cough!*
WORSTLEMANIA 12
PIPER/GOLDUST HOLLYWOOD BACKLOT BRAWL
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF GOLDUST-BUT YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO REMEMBER THAT FAKE CAR CRASH!
BESTLEMANIA 13
BRET HART VS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN-CHANGING OF THE GUARD!
Wrestlemania 13 was one of few supercards of the franchise. It boasts many hidden gems of matches, but it'll always be remembered for the submission match between Austin and hart. With blood streaming down his anguished face, as he lost consciousness in the dreaded sharpshooter, as the crowd turned on hart and cheered "Austin, Austin!" as he refused help after his loss. Even Jerry Lawler, who was cheerleader supreme to every heel on commentary during the 90's broke Kayfabe to put his two cents on Austin's tenacity.
WORSTLEMANIA 13
4 WAY TAG MATCH FOR THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP...ON RAW TOMORROW NIGHT!
Ok I know that the post Mania raw has become better than the show itself nowadays, but that is ridiculous!
BESTLEMANIA 14
AUSTIN ERA HAS BEGUN!
For 13 the Wrestlemania was like a child-in it's fledging years it took new steps and tried new things to find it's identity. At wrestlemania 14,-like 14 years olds-It lashed out! and adopted edginess!
No two superstars at that time had more edginess than Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin, Add Mike Tyson as Special Enforcer and you had a powderkeg ready to go off! and it did-right in HBK'S face! as Jim Ross bellowed the immortal words "Stone cold! stone cold! stone cold! the Austin era has begun!"
WORSTLEMANIA 14
CHAINSAW CHARLIE AND CACTUS JACK VS THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS IN DUMPSTER MATCH!
IT BELONGS THERE!
BESTLEMANIA 15
THE ROCK VS AUSTIN 1:2 MEN WENT HUNTING FOR THE ELUSIVE BEAST PERFECTION, BUT IN DOING SO FOUND EXECELLANCE!
Ok, the match in 2 mania's time was a whole lot better, and this mania's card was just terrible! so thank god for small mercies
WORSTLEMANIA 15
BRAWL FOR ALL! BOXING AT A WRESTLING SHOW? WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT AT WM2 AND SEE DON'T WANT TO SEE IT NOW!
You'd think that wwe would have picked better opponents for Eric "ButterBean" Esch but no. Vince made his jobbers look even more pathetic losing to a morbidly obese boxer!
Well that's me done today, I'll be back tomorrow morning with a predictions post for fast lane! and Results on Monday! If I'm not dead from exhaustion, i'll see you back here for part 4: 16-20, where we have the last ever supercards, the match that the world thought they will never see, a guy in a cheese-costume and Jonathan Coachman gets pantsed to sell beer!
Friday, February 13, 2015
The 7th Anniversary Post!-BESTLEmania/WORSTleMania 6-10
BESTLEMANIA 6
THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!
For the 1st time ever the 2 biggest faces in the wwf faced each other in a winner take all match, despite having the reps for limited movesets they put it out they with the warrior becoming the wwf champion. this match in Montreal, was seen by and inspired 3 future wwe stars Renee Young, and 2 young boys by the names of Jason Reso and Adam Copeland-more on them Later!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rr0s4Lkmb8
WORSTLEMANIA 6
STEVE ALLEN ON PIANO WITH THE BOLSHEVIKS SINGING THE COMUNIST ANTHEM IN THE MEN'S TOILETS!
I Wish I had the clip to prove it exists! but this actually happened!
BESTLEMANIA 7
UNDERTAKER VS JIMMY SNUKA: THE DARKSIDE RISES!
No one knew it at the time, but this was the start of something big! (UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE DECADE!)
WORSTLEMANIA 7
HOGAN VS SLAUGHTER: UNMATCHED JINGOISM DOWN THE WORLDWIDE AUDIENCE'S THROATS!
Need I say more? when Slaughter covered Hogan with the Iraqi flag and it was tore up, that was like something out of a cartoon!
BESTLEMANIA 8
SLIM JIM VS SMIRNOFF ICE: SAVAGE VS FLAIR
2 months previous, Ric Flair became the only man in Royal Rumble history to win the WWF Title in the rumble match! In his first Wrestlemania, he was debuting as champion. But all night, wrestlemania had being the business end of the bad-luck streak, many matches changed or having rushed finishes, this was no different, but the Skill and Psychology was there-even if time wasn't!
WORSTLEMANIA 8
SID VS HOGAN: I HAVE HALF A BRAIN TOO, BRUTHER!
PUSH SID! HE'S A MASTODON! I'M VINCE MACMAHON DAMMIT!
BESTLEMANIA 9
ERRRRR......OH THE DEBUT OF JIM ROSS! I SUPPOSE I HAVE TO PUT SOMETHING!
WORSTLEMANIA 9
HOGAN RETURNS....FOR ONE LAST PAYCHECK!
Ok WWE'S Mania in Caesar's Palace in Vegas really crapped out-the only dq win in the streak against the Prototype Khali-Giant Gonzales, the crush/Doink match, but it has to Hulk Hogan coming and Fuji making the challenge on behalf of his tired and worn out new champion, Yokozuna after he had his match against Bret Hart! not only did Hogan win the match in 2 minutes flat, he only went and buried Hart and Yoko in 1 fell swoop!
BESTLEMANIA 10
THE LADDER MATCH FOR THE IC BELTS: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!
Back when the IC Title meant something, the secondary belt was but on guys that wwf believed were going to be the next big things in the world championship picture! and even those who didn't: fought with all the pride and passion of a world champion and became hall of famers and legends anyway (Tito Santana springs to mind)
But in 1994, their was scrutiny on who was the ic champion as two wrestlers had a belt each: 2 Friends turned rivals-Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon. but this wouldn't be your standard match, what was devised by Michaels would be a match considered to be too good waste on a small belt-but thank god we got it anyway-the ladder match for unified ic belts! a decade later and the ladder match would further evolve in front of the Showcase Of The Immortals-but lets look at it's fledgling outing now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClzKiEZXFcE
WORSTLEMANIA 10
THE LEX EXPRESS IS CANCELLED AND THE FANS TAKE THE HITMAN REPLACEMENT BUS SERVICE!
PUSH LEX! HE'S A MASTO-Oh I used that joke already didn't I?
Join me next Friday as the new Generation dies in front of your eyes, D-Generation is born and the Austin Era has begun! as we go through 11-15
THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!
For the 1st time ever the 2 biggest faces in the wwf faced each other in a winner take all match, despite having the reps for limited movesets they put it out they with the warrior becoming the wwf champion. this match in Montreal, was seen by and inspired 3 future wwe stars Renee Young, and 2 young boys by the names of Jason Reso and Adam Copeland-more on them Later!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rr0s4Lkmb8
WORSTLEMANIA 6
STEVE ALLEN ON PIANO WITH THE BOLSHEVIKS SINGING THE COMUNIST ANTHEM IN THE MEN'S TOILETS!
I Wish I had the clip to prove it exists! but this actually happened!
BESTLEMANIA 7
UNDERTAKER VS JIMMY SNUKA: THE DARKSIDE RISES!
No one knew it at the time, but this was the start of something big! (UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE DECADE!)
WORSTLEMANIA 7
HOGAN VS SLAUGHTER: UNMATCHED JINGOISM DOWN THE WORLDWIDE AUDIENCE'S THROATS!
Need I say more? when Slaughter covered Hogan with the Iraqi flag and it was tore up, that was like something out of a cartoon!
BESTLEMANIA 8
SLIM JIM VS SMIRNOFF ICE: SAVAGE VS FLAIR
2 months previous, Ric Flair became the only man in Royal Rumble history to win the WWF Title in the rumble match! In his first Wrestlemania, he was debuting as champion. But all night, wrestlemania had being the business end of the bad-luck streak, many matches changed or having rushed finishes, this was no different, but the Skill and Psychology was there-even if time wasn't!
WORSTLEMANIA 8
SID VS HOGAN: I HAVE HALF A BRAIN TOO, BRUTHER!
PUSH SID! HE'S A MASTODON! I'M VINCE MACMAHON DAMMIT!
BESTLEMANIA 9
ERRRRR......OH THE DEBUT OF JIM ROSS! I SUPPOSE I HAVE TO PUT SOMETHING!
WORSTLEMANIA 9
HOGAN RETURNS....FOR ONE LAST PAYCHECK!
Ok WWE'S Mania in Caesar's Palace in Vegas really crapped out-the only dq win in the streak against the Prototype Khali-Giant Gonzales, the crush/Doink match, but it has to Hulk Hogan coming and Fuji making the challenge on behalf of his tired and worn out new champion, Yokozuna after he had his match against Bret Hart! not only did Hogan win the match in 2 minutes flat, he only went and buried Hart and Yoko in 1 fell swoop!
BESTLEMANIA 10
THE LADDER MATCH FOR THE IC BELTS: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!
Back when the IC Title meant something, the secondary belt was but on guys that wwf believed were going to be the next big things in the world championship picture! and even those who didn't: fought with all the pride and passion of a world champion and became hall of famers and legends anyway (Tito Santana springs to mind)
But in 1994, their was scrutiny on who was the ic champion as two wrestlers had a belt each: 2 Friends turned rivals-Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon. but this wouldn't be your standard match, what was devised by Michaels would be a match considered to be too good waste on a small belt-but thank god we got it anyway-the ladder match for unified ic belts! a decade later and the ladder match would further evolve in front of the Showcase Of The Immortals-but lets look at it's fledgling outing now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClzKiEZXFcE
WORSTLEMANIA 10
THE LEX EXPRESS IS CANCELLED AND THE FANS TAKE THE HITMAN REPLACEMENT BUS SERVICE!
PUSH LEX! HE'S A MASTO-Oh I used that joke already didn't I?
Join me next Friday as the new Generation dies in front of your eyes, D-Generation is born and the Austin Era has begun! as we go through 11-15
Friday, February 6, 2015
BESTleMania/WorstleMania 1-5
Hello and welcome to part 1 of 6 of my crib-notes on the 30 years of Wrestlemania. I would like to point out that for most of these paragraph are my own opinion and also mostly text-mainly because wwe has a habit of erasing 2nd and 3rd party videos of their videoes and programming!
but February is going a wrestling drought so I plan to hype up Wrestlemania as much as I can.
BESTLEMANIA! 1: THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS IS BORN!
Once upon a time, Vince McMahon was a visionary, and in his grand vision was a world-wide event but the problem was the new medium of Cable television, Vince McMahon had BETTED HIS ENTIRE CAREER INTO HIS DREAM, And it paid off! Overnight Madison square garden became a mecca for wrestling fans, and the shows in New York are considered to be the point where a wrestler "makes it"
WORSTLEMANIA 1: TITO SANTANA VS THE EXECUTIONER AND KING KONG BUNDY VS SD JONES!: ALL LEGENDS MUST START SOMEWHERE!
Seriously who books a squash on their marquee event? *coughDIXIECARTER!cough*
BESTLEMANIA 2: THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: BRITISH BULLDOGS, BRUTUS BEEFCAKE,A BRUISER AND A BAT-EATER!
Okay WMII Sucked but at least their was some good matches! the tag team championship was a hoot, as Greg Valentine and Hogan's Man-Bitch, Brutus Beefcake dropped the belts to the British bulldogs in the best match of the night! the real talking point was in the Brit corner was none other than Black Sabbath front-Man Ozzy Osbourne, who has appeared many times since!
WORSTLEMANIA: CELEBRITY SATURATION-WILL VINCE EVER LEARN?
There was celebrity involvement in the 1st but it was subdued in comparsion, I don't who that Susanne woman who kept saying uh-oh on commentary and I could care less 28 years later!
BESTLEMANIA 3: THE SLAM HEARD ALL OVER THE WORLD!
In 87, Bobby Heenan was untouchable! whilst in the past he was all talk, he could now back it up, with the acquisition of a shocking heel turn, Andre the Giant, the tete-a-tete on Piper's Pit is legendardy television as the 8th Wonder of the world tore off Hogan's shirt and cruxifix, causing Hogan to bleed from the scratch from it, this lead to this Moment in time that will live on forever...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H_RbnnX-II
WORSTLEMANIA 3- SHIEK/VOLKOFF VS KILLER BEES-BREAK HIS BACK AND FAHK HIS ASS!
The long feud has started here but it really started and came out years later when Shiek was accused by Brian Blair as a Peado (completely untrue and Blair himself was convicted of attacking his own son!)
BESTLEMANIA 4
HULK WHO? ANDRE THE WHAT?
The next year the wwe championship was in abeyance, and a tournament was made for mania, for the 1st and only time in it's history. after the above match last year it seemed like a lock that either will win. Until a double countout changed all that! the final was 2 of the all-time greats but both overlooked in their generation, Randy Savage vs Ted DiBiasie. The 2 had a match for the ages but in the end Savage won, and held the title until the next Wrestlemania
WORSTLEMANIA 4
EVERYONE DOESN'T LIKE BOB!
Bob Ueker, the statistically worst baseball ever, turned play-by-play, is only here because at the time, no-one in Europe had Baseball matches blasted onto tv because no-one wanted them! Was I the only 1 to Wish that Andre choked him harder this time?
BESTLEMANIA 5
The Mega Powers explode!
Savage got to the top, but when he did, his paranoid nature that was evident backstage and got him in trouble later in wcw, started to bug him-firstly accussing His wife of letting Hogan doing his 5 Moves of Doom on her! However they put Savage's real-life Paranoia, Elizabeth's Real Life Sluttiness, and Hogan's Real Life-WELL THE FACT THAT HE'S HACK HOGAN!-Aside a put on a decent match!
WORSTLEMANIA 5
RED ROOSTER VS BROOKLYN BRAWLER FOR 31 SECONDS
NUFF SAID!
Join me next Friday as we enter the 90's- we see the birth of the Streak, The worst mania EVER, And the 1sr ever ladder match!
but February is going a wrestling drought so I plan to hype up Wrestlemania as much as I can.
BESTLEMANIA! 1: THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS IS BORN!
Once upon a time, Vince McMahon was a visionary, and in his grand vision was a world-wide event but the problem was the new medium of Cable television, Vince McMahon had BETTED HIS ENTIRE CAREER INTO HIS DREAM, And it paid off! Overnight Madison square garden became a mecca for wrestling fans, and the shows in New York are considered to be the point where a wrestler "makes it"
WORSTLEMANIA 1: TITO SANTANA VS THE EXECUTIONER AND KING KONG BUNDY VS SD JONES!: ALL LEGENDS MUST START SOMEWHERE!
Seriously who books a squash on their marquee event? *coughDIXIECARTER!cough*
BESTLEMANIA 2: THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: BRITISH BULLDOGS, BRUTUS BEEFCAKE,A BRUISER AND A BAT-EATER!
Okay WMII Sucked but at least their was some good matches! the tag team championship was a hoot, as Greg Valentine and Hogan's Man-Bitch, Brutus Beefcake dropped the belts to the British bulldogs in the best match of the night! the real talking point was in the Brit corner was none other than Black Sabbath front-Man Ozzy Osbourne, who has appeared many times since!
WORSTLEMANIA: CELEBRITY SATURATION-WILL VINCE EVER LEARN?
There was celebrity involvement in the 1st but it was subdued in comparsion, I don't who that Susanne woman who kept saying uh-oh on commentary and I could care less 28 years later!
BESTLEMANIA 3: THE SLAM HEARD ALL OVER THE WORLD!
In 87, Bobby Heenan was untouchable! whilst in the past he was all talk, he could now back it up, with the acquisition of a shocking heel turn, Andre the Giant, the tete-a-tete on Piper's Pit is legendardy television as the 8th Wonder of the world tore off Hogan's shirt and cruxifix, causing Hogan to bleed from the scratch from it, this lead to this Moment in time that will live on forever...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H_RbnnX-II
WORSTLEMANIA 3- SHIEK/VOLKOFF VS KILLER BEES-BREAK HIS BACK AND FAHK HIS ASS!
The long feud has started here but it really started and came out years later when Shiek was accused by Brian Blair as a Peado (completely untrue and Blair himself was convicted of attacking his own son!)
BESTLEMANIA 4
HULK WHO? ANDRE THE WHAT?
The next year the wwe championship was in abeyance, and a tournament was made for mania, for the 1st and only time in it's history. after the above match last year it seemed like a lock that either will win. Until a double countout changed all that! the final was 2 of the all-time greats but both overlooked in their generation, Randy Savage vs Ted DiBiasie. The 2 had a match for the ages but in the end Savage won, and held the title until the next Wrestlemania
WORSTLEMANIA 4
EVERYONE DOESN'T LIKE BOB!
Bob Ueker, the statistically worst baseball ever, turned play-by-play, is only here because at the time, no-one in Europe had Baseball matches blasted onto tv because no-one wanted them! Was I the only 1 to Wish that Andre choked him harder this time?
BESTLEMANIA 5
The Mega Powers explode!
Savage got to the top, but when he did, his paranoid nature that was evident backstage and got him in trouble later in wcw, started to bug him-firstly accussing His wife of letting Hogan doing his 5 Moves of Doom on her! However they put Savage's real-life Paranoia, Elizabeth's Real Life Sluttiness, and Hogan's Real Life-WELL THE FACT THAT HE'S HACK HOGAN!-Aside a put on a decent match!
WORSTLEMANIA 5
RED ROOSTER VS BROOKLYN BRAWLER FOR 31 SECONDS
NUFF SAID!
Join me next Friday as we enter the 90's- we see the birth of the Streak, The worst mania EVER, And the 1sr ever ladder match!
Friday, January 30, 2015
Announcement pertaining to the future of my tumblr site!
This week I have learned that Sky Sports, believing Fast Lane to be a new ppv and not a name change, is actually charging for it on box office, sandwiched in between 2 must see events, last week's Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania 31 In March!
while I won't watch ppv I won't pay for, and since everything come out of my own pocket, the months I don't review (though The Holidays are a given, and I'm glad you understand that!) my activity takes a nosedive.
To that end and to revitalise my tumblr that have not been update since the end of December. Any discussion of a ppv I didn't pay for will go there!
These Tumbles will be called "Second Hand Smoke" and they will be exclusive only to enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com, though a link will be man in a post here to direct people who don't follow me on twitter!- the 1st will be Fast Lane-RUSEV NOT CARRIED, RUSEV GOT BURIED! on the 23rd of next month!
I will still be reviewing some-not all!-ppvs live Wrestlemania is a lock, as is Night of champions-Summerslam can go either way, but tna ppvs are a definite!
Thank you!
Please return next week for part 1 of BESTLEMANIA/WORSTMANIA! And at Boggerboxoffice, look out for Mrs.Brown D'movie on Saturday at midnight gmt.
That is all!
Eamonn
while I won't watch ppv I won't pay for, and since everything come out of my own pocket, the months I don't review (though The Holidays are a given, and I'm glad you understand that!) my activity takes a nosedive.
To that end and to revitalise my tumblr that have not been update since the end of December. Any discussion of a ppv I didn't pay for will go there!
These Tumbles will be called "Second Hand Smoke" and they will be exclusive only to enlightenedtowers.tumblr.com, though a link will be man in a post here to direct people who don't follow me on twitter!- the 1st will be Fast Lane-RUSEV NOT CARRIED, RUSEV GOT BURIED! on the 23rd of next month!
I will still be reviewing some-not all!-ppvs live Wrestlemania is a lock, as is Night of champions-Summerslam can go either way, but tna ppvs are a definite!
Thank you!
Please return next week for part 1 of BESTLEMANIA/WORSTMANIA! And at Boggerboxoffice, look out for Mrs.Brown D'movie on Saturday at midnight gmt.
That is all!
Eamonn
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