BEATING THE BURN? DORITOS ROULETTE REVIEW

It's being a season of let-downs it seems,

Battleground is gonna suck, Tna is dead, and now walkers crisps have cancelled it's limited edition flavour event, AGAIN! For a cash giveaway!

But if say we are going review new crisps, then we are going to review new crisps

Today's special is the Doritos Roulette: a two flavoured bag of mostly cheese but also a small ratio of Capsicum (chili Extract) soaked Extra Hot! It so hot, that it's not suitable for children, Is it possible to each through without hitting a single spicy chip?

To Conduct this experiment, I've done the following:

• I've counted out all the chips and put them in a bowl, so i can separately mark each as spicy or cheesy, 
• Since some crisps get damaged in transit, i'm only marking full chips, or chips with a spacial coverage more than 60%, Curled chips are also omitted!

• to not pollute or influence in anyway, I will watch by hands of any residue that may effect my scoring, Milk based products and dental floss are also at hand for that purpose!

After counting a eating some damaged chips, i have already felt the ultra spice already-and it's excruciating! The worst thing? all the crisps look uniform so if you were looking for yellow cheese powder vs red chili powder as a visual clue, THINK AGAIN!

CHEESE TO SPICY RATIO OF A BAG THAT CONTAINED FIFTY FIVE UNDAMAGED CHIPS
CHEESE-37
SPICY-18
NOT COUNTING THE BROKEN CHIPS, THE RATIO IS 2:1, YOU WILL GET BURNED AND THIS MIX IS BRUTAL: IT LITERALLY FLOORED ME AND GAVE ALL SORTS OF PAIN AFTERWARD! DO NOT EAT BY YOURSELF!

I have no Idea what I'm doing before Night Of champions, when I think of something I'll let you know at my twitter account @RealEnli!