(ALL MATCHES IN DESCENDING TITLE IMPORTANCE!)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
BROCK LESNER VS
Ladies and gentlemen. the only match that matters on Sunday is this one, Brock is back and he is more out of control than ever, But don't expect Seth to just stand there and take a beating like BLOW-Man Reigns did! Expect something to be pulled out the hat by Rollins!
MONEY ON: ROLLINS, BUT NOT CLEANLY(Expect dq, run-in or betrayal by Heyman)
SHIT SANDWICH FOR THE IC CHAMPIONSHIP
STEROIDBACK(C) VS THE BIG SHITE VS GOBSHITE FROM MTV!
I Rely on making predictions for ppvs, on the former wrestling site TheWrestlingFan.com's tried and tested "Win On Tv, Lose at PPV" Formula-this week, Miz or Lady-GaGobshite on the crap he's wearing HASN'T Had a Tv Match!-Maybe because his music is now programmed as a Pavlovian Response to take a toilet break!
MONEY ON: In all seriousness Ryback has improved, and shouldn't need a man who moves like a tectonic plate and another who has being 10 years and still can't throw a clothesline right to prove that!
US CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
JOHN CENA VS KEVIN OWENS 3
THE FIRST BALLOT FEUD OF THE YEAR COMES TO A END ON SUNDAY!
Each Man has suffered a loss, but Owens has suffered a big loss, the Nxt title lost is a spectacular match in sumo hall in Tokyo to Finn Balor. So Owens wins a Match, Cena wins a Match, Owens gets us tile match, Owens loses NXT Belt, Superstars can't hold Nxt and wwe belts at the same time! and Brock aint gonna win his match for the WWE championship, and Cena is now sick of slumming it in mid-card!
MONEY ON: OWENS! CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE!
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
PRIME-TIME PLAYERS (C) (TITUS O'NEILL/DARREN YOUNG) VS POO-DAY(KINGSTON/WOODS/BIG E)
So the former champs get their rematch-i wonder wHHHicHHH one of Kofi's friend arranged tHHHat?
Money on-PRIME TIME PLAYERS-They just won the belts, let them have some fun!
" I LOVE HUNTER MORE, NO MORE HUNTER MORE!
BLANDY BORE-TON VS THE CELTIC WASTER, LAME-ARSE (UNOFFICIAL NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH!)
Two charter members of Hunt-uh's Brown Tongue Brigade go at for the ultimate prize-the unlimited title shot Game Genie that SHITista left Behind
MONEY: WHO CARES?
BLOWMAN REIGNS VS BRAY WYATT
I hate when they write wrestlers family life into wrestling-nothing good ever came from it! this feud will linger and if it goes the way i think it's gonna go, WWE will lose it's adoption agency sponsorship due to bad taste!
MONEY ON: WYATT BUT DON'T DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO AND HAVE HIS DAUGHTER BRAINWASHED BY THE WYATT FAMILY TO SAY HURTFUL THINGS TO ROMAN!
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH
KING BARRETT VS R-TURD
END! END! END! JUST END!
MONEY ON: JUST END!
So there are my predictions! results will be up on my tumblr on Monday-a link provided on my twitter timeline @RealEnli on Monday!
see you there!
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