WWE Night Of Champions 2015-shoes, Showmanship, Slight Stupidity and Success

Last night was Night of Champions and while the show was not without a hiccup or two, I enjoyed it!

1st Kevin Owens Defeated Ryback, in a match where Ryback became a huge star right in front of our eyes. But it wasn't enough, as a limping Ryback favored his knee to much and was defeated. Owens would gloat about the win, making reference to the Self Help Book,The Secret, To which Ryback has attested his new attitude to, and to the fat-shaming by Jabba the Dunn, who is one to talk!

But never mind shit we want to see, lets see Dumber Rae Pegging her shoe like an Traveller on a Night out~!

Next Match, For the tag team title's ended in Dq, but it was entertaining up to that point, once again Xavier woods went through a table!

You can have your title reign, Nikki Bella, just know it'll never happen again! Charlotte won Cleanly though Nikki spent all the match...Punching Charlotte in the Camel Toe! But she persevered and made her tap. Her father Ric Flair came out and he was overwhelmed with Emotion. And you know what? I was too! Congrats charlotte on winning the title, I think you should clean it before wearing it, That belt has being near Nikki's Cooch, so it must be swarming with STDS!

Chris Jericho was revealed to be the mystery partner, but not before some Gobshite jumped the rails, and got took done hard by security. This is the second time in the space of a fortnight this happened! Do these Morons strongly believe that if they jump the barrier that Vince will automatically give them a job? anyway to the match itself, Jericho Showboated too much and it cost him the match, tagging himself in and getting caught in Stro(ng)man's Chloroform.

CENAWINSLOL!

Sting vs Rollins was an unwatchable mess, since the Network cut out mid match! Seth retained, but Sheamus failed to cash in( did you see how badly Lame-Arse Ironed his Shirt? UNACCEPTABLE!) But what can be worse than a Lame-Arse Title win? Why the Return of the Big Red Disappointment, Kane!

Well, that's it!

In two weeks what could be the last ever live recorded TNA PPV, Bound for Glory will be reviewed next month, as well as the Beginning of Pratchettober Next week!

WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 2015 PREDICTIONS

Sunday i'm back on the horse doing live reviewing, the 1st time since before my health took a nosedive! Sunday's show is very much like My Country's Weather! changable and inconsistant!

(all matches in Descending Title Importance. Which means I discuss the WWE Title first, Then IC. Then tag, then Divas, then the non-title matches!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
STINK VS SETH ROLLINS(C)!
...I doubt that this will be the main event, i think Rollin's Double Duty will start with this match, Sting, as good as you were, you are not in that Idiot's Theme Park Attraction Run by her Daddy's Money anymore, you can't just turn up when you feel like it and win titles on the trot! No, this night won't end well, for both combatants!
MONEY ON: ROLLINS TO RETAIN, LAME-ARSE!  CASHES IN MONEY IN THE BANK, LAME-ARSE WINS TITLE!

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
RYBACK(C) VS KEVIN OWENS
People won't want to admit it but this will be the match where Ryback's character will be esthablished. Kevin Owens has got more savvy too, by telling wwe producer and fat-shamer supreme Kevin Dunn to stick it up his own fat self-hating ass! Ryback is coming on in leaps and bounds, as both a wrestler and a character. But Owens is yet to do something devious enough to warrant a feud proper!
MONEY ON: RYBACK BY DQ!

WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS LOSES TO...I MEAN VERSUS JOHN CENA!
We get it! Seth is too big for his boots and talking about triple h behind his back has sealed his fate! and it's no secret that cena is a company man and Sheamus is Hunt-uh's Workout Partner and personal Lackey!
CENAWINSLOL!

WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
NEW DAY (ANY COMBINATION OF BIG E/KINGSTON/WOODS) VS THE DUDLEY BOYZ
It was the return that heralded the scriptwriters at TNA To rewrite, as to the shock of many The most Decorated team of all time returned. The New Day gimmick does suck!, but my god isn't Xavier woods doing this level best to get over!
MONEY ON: I DON'T KNOW! I WANT TO SAY TO DUDLEYS BUT I THINK THE NEW DAY WILL SNEAK ONE PASS!

WWE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
BELLA SKANK #2 VS CHARLOTTE
I was so pissed about the end of the match on monday, and this is the rematch, despite this match being signed was made into the match on monday and because of the #BellaBullshit, Nikki has now become the longest reigning Divas champ. Now she can drop the belt! or would!
MONEY ON: PAIGE TO TURN ON CHARLOTTE, BECAUSE THE DIVAS REVOLUTION ON THE MAIN ROSTER HAS FAILED...AND I WILL USE THE PARAGRAPH OF THE NEXT MATCH TO TELL YOU WHY!

SHITTY MATCH!
RUSEV VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
...Okay i'm not saying that those involved in the Divas Revolution are not bad at wrestling, but it had become so apparent that the rest of the diva roster was getting more tv time for low-brow shite! Case in point, this piece of National Enquirer that has come to live! I could not care less! I want this to be over so bad I 'm not even going to call the action of this match. I hate what this has become! i hate that all the writing for female characters has turned Lana and Dumber Rae into Hormonial LovePuppets! I hate that the complex charecteristics and ditcomany of all the divas have being boiled down to a single sentence! in short mr Jim Cornette says it best!


6 MAN TAG
WYATT FAMILY (WYATT/HARPER/STRO(NG)MAN VS AMBROSE/REIGNS/???

Ok, First things First, yes, I see did the still that showed Baron Corbin as the mystery partner, that picture was also shown to be fake, beside Bill Corberg is as green as catshit, and stinks just as bad!
no, it's widely believed to be Cesero, but Orton isn't ruled out and Erick Rowan is off the shelf

PRESHOW
6 MAN TAG
TIM CURRY STARDUST AND THE LEGION OF DUMB VS NEVILLE AND LUCHA DRAGONS!
Can we swap this match for the Rusev/Ziggler match, please?
MONEY ON: STARDUST/KONNOR/VIKTOR

Well, that's it! i think that's all of them! Results will be here on Monday morning! On post number 296, wow i'm so close to 300, which maybe Bound for Glory! but until then, and until Monday, have a great week!

A IDIOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW A SEQUENCE WORKS PRESENTS: TNA: GUTCHECK: I THINK I BRAINED MY DAMAGE!

Well, it can only get worse from here, my friends!

As my title card alluded to, It's being revealed that many of the Night Only's this year were in fact, shown out of it's running order, this show was supposed to be shown in March, wmadee they would have capitised on Drew's signing and Mika and a Eli Drake getting a better introduction of, "yeah we are a faction now! but the guy who doesn't and never belonged here with turn on us!"

This show has so much discontinuity, that adding the commentators in post-production, makes it look worst as it is especially when comes to camera pans of empty commentary table and Borash doing "Double Duty" as ring announcer, even at time cutting himself off, to get his word in!

So anyway, tonight's show to make it fresh for everyone, is the return of Gutcheck: an indie wrestler faces a main roster wrestler, while 3 judges gave their opinions on who got a main roster contract! It was good tv!...until PritchardGate fired all the winning talent to save money, as well as a then bed-ridden Jesse Sorensen and a then- Pregnant Madison Rayne. Also those who did get called up, have being released anyway, So no-one from this gimmick has lasted in the long run!

Al Snow comes out to introduce the 9 contestants!...until Robbie E using his BLOW-Mance theme, you know that team that had dissolved 6 months ago! Complaining that any of these men could take his spot. So the 9 contestants introduce themselves, as Robbie and Al shared barbs, actually it boils down to:

Robbie E: AL, YOU'RE OLD, LOL!
Al: ROBBIE, YOU'RE GAY, LOL!

So the 9 victims introduce themselves:

• Shaun Ricker (Eli Drake) who begins one of his swarmy, jokey promos that made everyone say, yeah that guy's gonna turn heel
• Next is Mika, Wrestling under this real name...Fajita Burrito? Polenta Tequila? Banana Fanana? ERANU UVARVU?...FUCK IT I'M CALLING HIM MIKA!
• Ross and Marshall Von Erich-yes these 2 3rd generation knuckleheads who couldn;t even beat BLOW-MANCE For contracts last year at BFG!
• Dalton Castle, who looks  and talks like Jack Black,  if Jack black was emancipated!
• CRIMSON-WHO IS UNDER CONTRACT AND ALWAYS HAS BEING! WHY IS HE HERE?
• TONY CANZINA-WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HIS 60S! AND IS THE LOVE CHILD OF BOB HOSPKINS AND ALKI DAVID!
• Pepper Parks, accompanied by his wife Laura "Cherry Bomb" Dennis, Sadly she wont be competing!
• John Davies-who look like he stepped of the assembly line of the Tiny Lister Black Journeyman Factory
• And Finally Martin Stone, formerly NXT'S Danny Birch!, he's still bitter about his treatment but he channels his rage pretty well again his opponent...and his match is first!  

Martin Stone defeated GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER with a roll-up after Jesse paused to pose, Godderz had slowed this pace of the match to a crawl, as you can see him thinking "what do i do next?"

To fill time we have an old GUTCHECK tryout...where the contestant lost! you don't want to show the wins because everyone who won is no longer in your employ!

MVP CAME BACK(!) And made quick work of John Davies

JAMES STORM CAME BACK(!) and not only can the Von Erich Ring-brats lose spectacularly to a team where one member jobbed to a microphone, they can't even beat a man with a Jockstrap on his face!

Tony Cazina vs Davie Richards wins worst match of the year! Cazina fell of the turn buckle, bumped his head, couldn't get up and Davie pinned him!

SAMUEL SHAW CAME BACK! AND JOBBED TO CRIMSON! THAT'S IT!

Umbongo TheyDrinkItInTheCongo or whatever Mika has writen on his birth cert. won against Ethan Carter!...BY DQ! THE COMPANYKILLER IS STILL UNDEFEATED, Mika's Father, Haku came out and took out Tyrus with the Tongan Death grip!

Dalton Castle vs Dj Zima ion started well, then it Dissolved into who can make their annoying noise the loudest! I'll say this! Castle's Bridging German Suplex is a thing of beauty!

Match of the night! Pepper Parks versus Drew MacIntyre who was in that transitional period between leaving IWC and returning to America! Pepper and Cherry Bomb Played their Parts very well and Drew look great! this terrible night had made this match stand out in my memory!

MIKA Defeated Martin stone, Dalton Castle, Crimson and Shaun Ricker to win a contract. And I'm sure winning this Show has being the launching pad to great thing in his ca....HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!1! I'M SORRY I COULDN'T EVEN WRITE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!

Join me on Monday the 21st where i'll be doing it all over again! with results of Night of Champions! And while tna is in turmoil, they have proclaimed that Bound For Glory is still on...Maybe for the final time!

Regardless, see you all soon!