Monday, September 21, 2015

WWE Night Of Champions 2015-shoes, Showmanship, Slight Stupidity and Success

Last night was Night of Champions and while the show was not without a hiccup or two, I enjoyed it!

1st Kevin Owens Defeated Ryback, in a match where Ryback became a huge star right in front of our eyes. But it wasn't enough, as a limping Ryback favored his knee to much and was defeated. Owens would gloat about the win, making reference to the Self Help Book,The Secret, To which Ryback has attested his new attitude to, and to the fat-shaming by Jabba the Dunn, who is one to talk!

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But never mind shit we want to see, lets see Dumber Rae Pegging her shoe like an Traveller on a Night out~!

Next Match, For the tag team title's ended in Dq, but it was entertaining up to that point, once again Xavier woods went through a table!

You can have your title reign, Nikki Bella, just know it'll never happen again! Charlotte won Cleanly though Nikki spent all the match...Punching Charlotte in the Camel Toe! But she persevered and made her tap. Her father Ric Flair came out and he was overwhelmed with Emotion. And you know what? I was too! Congrats charlotte on winning the title, I think you should clean it before wearing it, That belt has being near Nikki's Cooch, so it must be swarming with STDS!

Chris Jericho was revealed to be the mystery partner, but not before some Gobshite jumped the rails, and got took done hard by security. This is the second time in the space of a fortnight this happened! Do these Morons strongly believe that if they jump the barrier that Vince will automatically give them a job? anyway to the match itself, Jericho Showboated too much and it cost him the match, tagging himself in and getting caught in Stro(ng)man's Chloroform.

CENAWINSLOL!

Sting vs Rollins was an unwatchable mess, since the Network cut out mid match! Seth retained, but Sheamus failed to cash in( did you see how badly Lame-Arse Ironed his Shirt? UNACCEPTABLE!) But what can be worse than a Lame-Arse Title win? Why the Return of the Big Red Disappointment, Kane!

Well, that's it!

In two weeks what could be the last ever live recorded TNA PPV, Bound for Glory will be reviewed next month, as well as the Beginning of Pratchettober Next week!

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