(all matches in Descending Title Importance. Which means I discuss the WWE Title first, Then IC. Then tag, then Divas, then the non-title matches!
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
STINK VS SETH ROLLINS(C)!
...I doubt that this will be the main event, i think Rollin's Double Duty will start with this match, Sting, as good as you were, you are not in that Idiot's Theme Park Attraction Run by her Daddy's Money anymore, you can't just turn up when you feel like it and win titles on the trot! No, this night won't end well, for both combatants!
MONEY ON: ROLLINS TO RETAIN, LAME-ARSE! CASHES IN MONEY IN THE BANK, LAME-ARSE WINS TITLE!
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
RYBACK(C) VS KEVIN OWENS
People won't want to admit it but this will be the match where Ryback's character will be esthablished. Kevin Owens has got more savvy too, by telling wwe producer and fat-shamer supreme Kevin Dunn to stick it up his own fat self-hating ass! Ryback is coming on in leaps and bounds, as both a wrestler and a character. But Owens is yet to do something devious enough to warrant a feud proper!
MONEY ON: RYBACK BY DQ!
WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
SETH ROLLINS LOSES TO...I MEAN VERSUS JOHN CENA!
We get it! Seth is too big for his boots and talking about triple h behind his back has sealed his fate! and it's no secret that cena is a company man and Sheamus is Hunt-uh's Workout Partner and personal Lackey!
CENAWINSLOL!
WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
NEW DAY (ANY COMBINATION OF BIG E/KINGSTON/WOODS) VS THE DUDLEY BOYZ
It was the return that heralded the scriptwriters at TNA To rewrite, as to the shock of many The most Decorated team of all time returned. The New Day gimmick does suck!, but my god isn't Xavier woods doing this level best to get over!
MONEY ON: I DON'T KNOW! I WANT TO SAY TO DUDLEYS BUT I THINK THE NEW DAY WILL SNEAK ONE PASS!
WWE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
BELLA SKANK #2 VS CHARLOTTE
I was so pissed about the end of the match on monday, and this is the rematch, despite this match being signed was made into the match on monday and because of the #BellaBullshit, Nikki has now become the longest reigning Divas champ. Now she can drop the belt! or would!
MONEY ON: PAIGE TO TURN ON CHARLOTTE, BECAUSE THE DIVAS REVOLUTION ON THE MAIN ROSTER HAS FAILED...AND I WILL USE THE PARAGRAPH OF THE NEXT MATCH TO TELL YOU WHY!
SHITTY MATCH!
RUSEV VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
...Okay i'm not saying that those involved in the Divas Revolution are not bad at wrestling, but it had become so apparent that the rest of the diva roster was getting more tv time for low-brow shite! Case in point, this piece of National Enquirer that has come to live! I could not care less! I want this to be over so bad I 'm not even going to call the action of this match. I hate what this has become! i hate that all the writing for female characters has turned Lana and Dumber Rae into Hormonial LovePuppets! I hate that the complex charecteristics and ditcomany of all the divas have being boiled down to a single sentence! in short mr Jim Cornette says it best!
6 MAN TAG
WYATT FAMILY (WYATT/HARPER/STRO(NG)MAN VS AMBROSE/REIGNS/???
Ok, First things First, yes, I see did the still that showed Baron Corbin as the mystery partner, that picture was also shown to be fake, beside Bill Corberg is as green as catshit, and stinks just as bad!
no, it's widely believed to be Cesero, but Orton isn't ruled out and Erick Rowan is off the shelf
PRESHOW
6 MAN TAG
Can we swap this match for the Rusev/Ziggler match, please?
MONEY ON: STARDUST/KONNOR/VIKTOR
Well, that's it! i think that's all of them! Results will be here on Monday morning! On post number 296, wow i'm so close to 300, which maybe Bound for Glory! but until then, and until Monday, have a great week!
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