A IDIOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW A SEQUENCE WORKS PRESENTS: TNA: GUTCHECK: I THINK I BRAINED MY DAMAGE!

Well, it can only get worse from here, my friends!

As my title card alluded to, It's being revealed that many of the Night Only's this year were in fact, shown out of it's running order, this show was supposed to be shown in March, wmadee they would have capitised on Drew's signing and Mika and a Eli Drake getting a better introduction of, "yeah we are a faction now! but the guy who doesn't and never belonged here with turn on us!"

This show has so much discontinuity, that adding the commentators in post-production, makes it look worst as it is especially when comes to camera pans of empty commentary table and Borash doing "Double Duty" as ring announcer, even at time cutting himself off, to get his word in!

So anyway, tonight's show to make it fresh for everyone, is the return of Gutcheck: an indie wrestler faces a main roster wrestler, while 3 judges gave their opinions on who got a main roster contract! It was good tv!...until PritchardGate fired all the winning talent to save money, as well as a then bed-ridden Jesse Sorensen and a then- Pregnant Madison Rayne. Also those who did get called up, have being released anyway, So no-one from this gimmick has lasted in the long run!

Al Snow comes out to introduce the 9 contestants!...until Robbie E using his BLOW-Mance theme, you know that team that had dissolved 6 months ago! Complaining that any of these men could take his spot. So the 9 contestants introduce themselves, as Robbie and Al shared barbs, actually it boils down to:

Robbie E: AL, YOU'RE OLD, LOL!
Al: ROBBIE, YOU'RE GAY, LOL!

So the 9 victims introduce themselves:

• Shaun Ricker (Eli Drake) who begins one of his swarmy, jokey promos that made everyone say, yeah that guy's gonna turn heel
• Next is Mika, Wrestling under this real name...Fajita Burrito? Polenta Tequila? Banana Fanana? ERANU UVARVU?...FUCK IT I'M CALLING HIM MIKA!
• Ross and Marshall Von Erich-yes these 2 3rd generation knuckleheads who couldn;t even beat BLOW-MANCE For contracts last year at BFG!
• Dalton Castle, who looks  and talks like Jack Black,  if Jack black was emancipated!
• CRIMSON-WHO IS UNDER CONTRACT AND ALWAYS HAS BEING! WHY IS HE HERE?
• TONY CANZINA-WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HIS 60S! AND IS THE LOVE CHILD OF BOB HOSPKINS AND ALKI DAVID!
• Pepper Parks, accompanied by his wife Laura "Cherry Bomb" Dennis, Sadly she wont be competing!
• John Davies-who look like he stepped of the assembly line of the Tiny Lister Black Journeyman Factory
• And Finally Martin Stone, formerly NXT'S Danny Birch!, he's still bitter about his treatment but he channels his rage pretty well again his opponent...and his match is first!  

Martin Stone defeated GOBSHITE FROM BIG BROTHER with a roll-up after Jesse paused to pose, Godderz had slowed this pace of the match to a crawl, as you can see him thinking "what do i do next?"

To fill time we have an old GUTCHECK tryout...where the contestant lost! you don't want to show the wins because everyone who won is no longer in your employ!

MVP CAME BACK(!) And made quick work of John Davies

JAMES STORM CAME BACK(!) and not only can the Von Erich Ring-brats lose spectacularly to a team where one member jobbed to a microphone, they can't even beat a man with a Jockstrap on his face!

Tony Cazina vs Davie Richards wins worst match of the year! Cazina fell of the turn buckle, bumped his head, couldn't get up and Davie pinned him!

SAMUEL SHAW CAME BACK! AND JOBBED TO CRIMSON! THAT'S IT!

Umbongo TheyDrinkItInTheCongo or whatever Mika has writen on his birth cert. won against Ethan Carter!...BY DQ! THE COMPANYKILLER IS STILL UNDEFEATED, Mika's Father, Haku came out and took out Tyrus with the Tongan Death grip!

Dalton Castle vs Dj Zima ion started well, then it Dissolved into who can make their annoying noise the loudest! I'll say this! Castle's Bridging German Suplex is a thing of beauty!

Match of the night! Pepper Parks versus Drew MacIntyre who was in that transitional period between leaving IWC and returning to America! Pepper and Cherry Bomb Played their Parts very well and Drew look great! this terrible night had made this match stand out in my memory!

MIKA Defeated Martin stone, Dalton Castle, Crimson and Shaun Ricker to win a contract. And I'm sure winning this Show has being the launching pad to great thing in his ca....HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!1! I'M SORRY I COULDN'T EVEN WRITE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!

Join me on Monday the 21st where i'll be doing it all over again! with results of Night of Champions! And while tna is in turmoil, they have proclaimed that Bound For Glory is still on...Maybe for the final time!

Regardless, see you all soon!