Wednesday, June 15, 2016

MONEY IN THE BANK PREDICTIONS

(Reads TNA Spoilers and Public Apology from Pop Tv)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OH I'M SO GLAD I AVOIDED THIS SEWAGE PIT OF A COMPANY THIS WEEK!

Sunday is the event that will promise to change the current status quo of WWE. If you win Money in the bank, you are guaranteed to be a top guy in Wrestling.

JUST ASK DAMIAN SANDOW!
OH WAIT!

And if you win it means Creative have complete faith in your abilities!

JUST ASK THE BIG DEAD CAREER AND GOBSHITE FROM MTV!

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
THE MAN SETH ROLLINS VS THE GUY BLOWMAN LAMES!
I Wonder if Rollins is 100%. but don't worry!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AT FULL STRENGTH-TO MAY ROMAN LOOK STRONG!
MONEY ON-REIGNS! THIS MATCH MAY BE A LITMUS TEST ON IF THE MITB WINNER WOULD JUST CASH IN THAT NIGHT!

THE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION WILL BE IN ACTION
BECKY LYNCH & NATALYA VS CHARLOTTE AND DANA "LEX LUGER IN DRAG!" BROOK
Charlotte just got over an arm injury, now she's gonna throw her back out, Carrying Dana Brook
MONEY ON: FACES IT'S NON TITLE THEREFORE IT DOESN'T MATTER!

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
RUSEV (C) VS TITUS O'NEILL
After that ridiculous suspension 3 months ago, It's only fair that Titus gets this shot! by ironically putting his hands on a white man!
MONEY ON: EVEN THOUGH THESE PPVS ARE USUALLY ONE TITLE CHANGE MINIMUM, VINCE OWES TITUS THIS SHOT!

FATAL 4-WAY MATCH FOR THE WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
 THE NEW DAY (C) (TBA-ANY COMBINATION OF WOODS, KINGSTON AND BIG E) VS THE VAUDEVILLIANS (GOTCH/ENGLISH) VS ENZO AND CASS VS THE BULLET CLUB 
If they don't put the belts on Gallows and Anderson, then what is the point of signing them?
MONEY ON: THE CLUB!

MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
ALBERTO "PAIGE'S PAPI!" DEL RIO VS CESARO VS KEVIN OWENS VS SAMI ZAYN VS CHRIS JERICHO VS DEAN AMBROSE!
ALL TALENT! ALL EXCITEMENT! NO PLACEHOLDERS! NO BIG SHITES! NO BIG RED DISAPPOINTMENTS! NO R-TURDS! NO GOBSHITES FROM MTV! WHOEVER WINS THIS MATCH! DESERVES TO WIN THIS MATCH!
MONEY ON: BOOKING A MONEY IN A BANK IS SIMPLE REALLY! ONGOING FUEDS CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT! SAMI AND OWENS ARE STILL FEUDING! AS ARE DEAN AND JERICHO. SINCE CESARO AND DEL RIO ARE NOT DIRECTLY FEUDING IT COULD EASILY BE ONE OF THOSE 2!

THE DREAM MATCH!
AJ STYLES GETS BURIED BY-I MEAN VERSUS- JOHN CENA!
WHAT TO HEAR JOHN CENA'S NEW THEME MUSIC? IT'S AN IRISH FOLK SONG BUT DON'T HOLD THAT AGAINST IT!
https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjy3cvG1qnNAhWjKMAKHaUSAXkQ3ywIHzAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DApHj9vOu2eQ&usg=AFQjCNG926brjva9e14v_FGG8-CdYWJjlg&sig2=3UXTMK2lIXRKXrnHt3Jwbg

MONEY ON: THE FUCK YOU THINK? AND STYLES CALLING CENA OUT ON IT? ALL HE GOT WAS CENA SAYING "AT LEAST I ADMIT IT!"

PRESHOW
LAME-ARSE VS APOLLO CREWS!
Lets see Crews smile after Lame-Arse kicks him with the Boot-Licker's Boot!

DOLPH ZIGGLER VS BORING SIDEBURNS-AGAIN!
WELL, SINCE WE ARE RECYCLING...
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WELL, THAT'S IT!
Results will be up on this blog on Monday Morning! and apart from any surprise reviews or announcements you will not hear anything til next month! And For those Asking YES! SLAMMERVERSARY WILL BE "NEW" IN EUROPE ON SATURDAY 17TH  OF JULY 2016! And NO! there will NO COVERAGE OF A SHOW SHOWN LAST WEEK! When Spoilers are more readily available. Not here, Not on Tumblr. YOU WHERE GIVEN THE CHANCE TO LET US DO OUR JOBS IMPACT WRESTLING AND CHALLENGE TV! BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!



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